Chapter 32 – La Decimoquinta -7
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Beep-! Beep-!
The whistle blows for the end of the first half.
A very long and difficult first half for Arsenal has finally come to an end.
Arsenal players went into the locker room with their heads bowed like defeated soldiers with a score of 5:0 in the first half alone.
Home fans who saw them booed.
“Booooo! Bastards ask for my sign!!”
“Did you run out of bread while playing games like that!!”
Coach Arteta, who is in charge of them, entered the locker room with a firm expression on his face. He kicked the water bottle on the floor with all his might.
Phut-!
“Fuck!!! What the hell are you guys doing? Why are you scared of that bastard from Jejus like coward bastards!!!”
Some players flinched at Arteta’s anger.
“Ugo! Put the pressure on!! Play with confidence!!”
“Same goes for the other guys! Apply pressure!!”
“If there’s a kid you want to give up right now, come forward. I’ll put you in the second group forever.”
“There are only three things I want from you, don’t walk, don’t stop, don’t give up!! The important thing is an unbreakable heart. Fight on the ground with the determination to die, bastards!!”
Arsenal players have renewed their resolve at Arteta’s words. And their determination was broken in the first 10 minutes of the second half.
[Jeju’s! Jeju’s!!!! Oh My Gosh!!! Pour cold water into the atmosphere of Arsenal that was boiling!! Jejus assists Bruno Iglesias’ goal with a fantastic pass!!]
[Although Arsenal was on the offensive at the start of the second half. Real Madrid is the first to score in the second half with just one pass and one shot.]
[Yes, Real Madrid down 6-0 at Arsenal’s home Emirates Stadium. It’s a moment that will go down in history as catastrophe for Arsenal. They broke their Champions League record for most goals conceded.]
[Worse still for Arsenal is the fact that we still have a lot of time left in the second half. Arsenal needs to come to their senses quickly. Maybe it will be stuffed with the most goals conceded in the Champions League!]
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25 minutes in the second half.
Arsenal 0: 6 Real Madrid.
Beep-!
[Ah! I took it! Real Madrid brings an extra goal opportunity!]
[Yes. Now Iker Bravo gently touches the kill pass sent by Joo Jesus before attempting a shot. King Ugo blocked it by pulling it with his hand.]
[This is King Ugo, who was already warned in the first half. Oh The referee pulls out a red card.]
[There’s nothing I can do about it because I pulled it at the perfect opportunity. If this happens, King Ugo will not be able to participate in the Santiago Bernabeu, where the second leg of the semifinals will be held.]
[This is the worst situation for Arsenal.]
[Uh? What is that? Joo Jesus is down in the center circle!? Is he possibly injured?]
└Ah, Jesus-type injuries shouldn’t work!
└That’s not an injury, is it sleeping?
└ ㄹㅇ I think I just sleep with my eyes closed.
[The referee urgently halts the game, medics rush out of the Real Madrid bench. The bench at Real Madrid is starting to get busy. Pedro Rodriguez hurries to warm up.]
[Jesus Joo recorded a hat-trick and a hat-trick of assists in this game, becoming the first player to achieve a double hat-trick in Champions League history.]
└ Wow. Crazy but good at soccer.
└ This hyung didn’t launch water rockets today even on the Luis Garcia passhaha
└ ㄹㅇ Did you go crazy?
└ Everyone, shocking facts.
└ It’s a 4-day resurrection.
└ Last Champions Round 4, Last Champions Round 4, This Champions Round 4, kkkk
└ Arsenal defeated by science…
[Ah. The medic is making an X towards the bench. I hope it is not a major injury to Jesus Joo.]
[But fortunately, I got up safely and walked out of the touch line. Joo Jesus will be replaced by Pedro Rodirguez. ]
└ What is it? Why are you yawninghahainjured right?
└ Are you just sleepy?
└ Did that bastard communicate yesterday too?
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Say hello to Pedro who was waiting at the touch line.
“Treat me like an old man. I’ll just have a few beers and stretch out and make you compete.”
“What are you talking about, Jesus, the god of soccer and the god of drinking! Beer can’t make me drunk!!”
Pedro Rodriguez sighed at my appearance, gave a high five and ran to the ground. I sit on the bench watch the game I fell asleep at some point.
And when you open your eyes
“It’s an unfamiliar ceiling.”
Was in the hospital
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Game over
Arsenal 1: 7 Real Madrid
Interview after the match.
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘Jeju’s injury? Jejus is healthy. I just replaced it because it looked tired. Tests at the hospital also received very normal results.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I’m a player? Admit it. I am a player.’]
[Jesus, who opened up about the Joker Celebration, said, ‘It was a celebration without much thought. I had no intention of provoking Arsenal fans.’]
[Jesus, who watched Valverde’s interview, said, ‘ Valverde is a great director. He is a non-authoritative director who can communicate.’]
[Real Madrid’s main midfielder, who requested anonymity, ‘The manager and Jejus are in a dirty honeymoon relationship. Among them, Jejus, which is the most problematic, deliberately kicks a water rocket in my pass and pretends to be a mistake.’]
[Real Madrid’s main striker, who requested anonymity, ‘It’s because your pass is bad.’]
[Louis Garcia rushes towards Jesus who is lying on the bed. I was quickly subdued by Jejus.]
[Arsenal manager Arteta, ‘I have nothing to say about the game. I just feel sorry for the gunners. We were defeated That’s all. I will diligently prepare for the upcoming second round of the Santiago Bernabéu expedition and return with a blow to the evil empire.’]
[Arsenal center back King Ugo, ‘I think I’m possessed by a ghost. His play was not considered human at all.’]
[Gunner explodes in anger over King Ugo’s interview. ‘We don’t need cowards like that!’]
[Guner claims the game is invalid, ‘Before the game, Jejus drank the beer we threw. He played while intoxicated, so this match is void!’]
[UEFA, ‘Guners’ claims are absurd. I don’t know what that has to do with the cancellation of the game.
Rather, the circumstance of racial discrimination toward Jejus was revealed at Arsenal’s home stadium. Arsenal’s punishment is currently being reviewed.’]
[Gunner, ‘Real Madrid bought UEFA!’]
[A German passing by said, ‘Beer is not alcohol. It’s a drink. What are you talking about with drinks? After all, weak Englishmen’]
[UEFA imposes heavy punishment on Arsenal for 3G matches without spectators. ‘Racism is a sin that must be eliminated.’]
[Gunner is furious at the banner reading ‘London’s Shame Arsenal’ that appeared in the north London derby against Tottenham.]
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[“Soccer is a simple game. 22 people chased the ball for 90 minutes, but in the end, Jejus won. Crazy kid soccer John X is good at it. -Gary Lineker-“]
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Korean News.
[Real Madrid who brutally trampled Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium. Succeeded in reaching the Champions League final for the first time in 8 years.]
[Real Madrid President Núñez, ‘Thank you Barcelona for sending our God to Madrid.’]
└ If you look closely, isn’t President Núñez insane?
└ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ T-bagging ㅋ ㅋ
[Barcelona legend and newly elected president Gerard Pique’s resolution ‘I will make Barcelona great again.’]
└ Ha. Still, the root was the president. Now Barça is different.
└ Yes, your new Messiah is gone~
└ Don’t be sick, what kind of messiah is that little dodgeball?
└ The class is too different to be called Little Dodgeball…
[In Madrid, which has become the scene of a festival, Madridistas dressed as jokers are singing hymns to Jesus Christ on the streets.]
└ But why didn’t Arsenal mention the joker ceremony?
└ Gooners lost their memory as a grouphaha
└ To be honest, it was scary lol I almost got tired of peeing.
[Bayer Munich beats Inter Milan 4:2.
Will there be a match between world class Yu Supa Mukoko and Joo Jesus?]
└ Honestly, I think Real will win.
└ It doesn’t really make sense to win 7-1 at Arsenal’s home.
└ There are still two rounds left. Chewy guys.
└HahaI don’t know about Inter, but I can’t play Sasnalhaha
└ ㅇㅋ You guys, consider it fortunate that Jesus-hyung went to bed. If you didn’t sleep, you would have been stuffed with the first team to concede double digits in the Champions League.
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After a big win at Arsenal away, the club gave the players a short vacation.
Coach Valverde also focused on winning the Champions League for the first time in 16 years, rather than hanging on to winning the league, which had already crossed the water. League matches were entrusted to candidates who had not been given a chance to participate in the meantime.
[La Liga round 35 match, Real Madrid vs. Almeria has begun. It is said that most of the first team members, including Joo Jesus, were given a break in today’s game.]
I lay on the bed and listened to Korean broadcasts on TV, watching from behind as Yuna filmed a YouTube video.
“Because I made 10 million won in netuube profits?!
No, why are you calling my card the main enemy?
Is that a scam
