Chapter 33 – La Decimoquinta -8
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Yuna, who couldn’t pull out my card even after burning 10 million won, approached me and whined.
“Hey… Why aren’t you coming out!”
I hugged her and stroked her tummy.
“Yuna, didn’t you like games?”
Yuna glared at my words.
“Jesus you! Aren’t you watching my You Tube channel?”
To be honest, I didn’t watch Yuna You Tube because it’s no fun.
It’s the best BGM, but it’s not fun.
“·····.”
Understanding her silent answer, Yuna pouted and struggled to get out of my arms.
“Let go!”
“Oh my, Yuna’s chest massage seems to be working. Her breasts have grown a lot.”
In the end, Yuna, who had poured out all her stamina, grinned in her arms and controlled her rough breathing.
She sighed for a while, but eventually she sighed and explained why she was uploading her game video.
“Game videos get more views than singing videos.”
“So you’re posting the game?”
“Yeah. The previous company just terminated my contract, but I have to film something that makes money. I can’t do what I want to do.”
While I pondered over her words for a moment. Yuna asked with an excited expression.
“…But have I really grown up?”
No. It’s the same.
“Yeah, you’ve grown a lot?”
Hehe···”
I quietly smiled bitterly at Yuna, who was delighted.
Do small breasts bother you that much? I wanted to, but now that I think about it, the pepper is small for a man?
You just have to care.
I quietly nodded her head and patted Yuna on the shoulder.
Yuna, who misunderstood my consolation in a different way, snorted and pushed her breasts out.
“Jesus! Wait, my sister will grow her breasts and give you paizuri soon!”
I don’t think I’ll ever get that service.
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I talk to Yuna and her. She decided to appear on her You Tube show.
From the beginning, the whole body was going to go out, but. Yuna, who had become a great nutuber before she knew it, was torn apart.
“Let’s start with only the hand! That way we can continue to attract aggro!”
Anyway, in doing so, Yuna deposited an additional 5 million won in her own account.
“Everyone! I think I’m out of luck. I asked my husband to play card games instead!”
As Yuna requested, I held the mouse with one hand.
I pressed the open card repeatedly. When the last page is left. Yuna said in a trembling voice.
“Yes… Jesus, this is the last chapter… Shall we pray and play?”
The prayer of playing cards is the prayer of a guy who freezes to death.
I ignored Yuna’s words and clicked the mouse button. As the cards began to open, she began to pray fervently.
“Please please please please please please please”
At this level, filming on You Tube is an excuse, and in fact, isn’t it just trying to match the game player?
“Ooh- first of all, it’s a flame!!”
Yuna starts to be happy with the flame effect.
“Huh? Really!? Korea?!”
Let the flag flutter. Yuna’s expression, her cheeks reddened, caught my eye.
[38 TOTY Jejus | Real Madrid | ST 112]
108 speed | 110 dribble
128 Shooting | 7 defense
110 pass | 89 Physical
Everywhere I look, I see a strange-looking bastard dancing, not me. Yuna screamed and hugged her.
“Kyaaak-! Jesus, I love you! I really love you!! Side- side- side-“
It looks worse than I thought, but is it that good?
But I’m good at defense, so why are my stats like that?
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U&I. The song of you and me
This is Yuna Song’s official nutube.
[Title: FIFA Online 7 15 million won real money! And his appearance!] Number of views: 12,039,295 #1 real-time popular video
Yuha! Everyone! It’s Yuna Song!
What to do today! Dugudugu!
It’s the FIFA Lord Jesus Draw!
Ok! I love my husband, but when I see him as an opponent in the game, I hate him in real life!
Why did the card come out so fraudulently because he was so good at soccer? My husband, who has a handsome face, a good body, a good personality, and a genius at his job (～￣▽￣)～
Hi-Hi. I have more to brag about, but I’ll stop bragging about my husband here!
Anyway, I spent 10 million won in netuube profits to pick up the main enemy?! I will definitely pick up the enemy today and complete the Apocalypse Republic squad!
(10 million won flies into the air and the sound of firecrackers exploding)
Child! Why don’t you wake up! Suzaku Dung Mangem Negdon is ruined!!!
[In the end, Yuna-nim, who couldn’t pull it out and was upset, went to his side and whined.]
[He descended and grabbed the mouse to help Yuna.]
[And····]
(Sound of money exploding)
[Only one card left.]
Yes…Jesus, this is the last chapter… Shall we pray and play?
[He opens the card with My Way, ignoring Yuna’s words.]
Click-
Please please please please please please
[Yuna praying earnestly and the calm person.]
[And he did not turn away from the prayers of believers toward him.]
Kyaaak-! Jesus I love you! I really love you!! Side- side- side-
[38 TOTY Jeju’s 1 car review continues in the next episode.]
└ Noona I wanted you to be happy, but I didn’t want her to be that happy…
└ Jesus type!!! I’m going to have a good time!!
└ Even if I burned 4000, it didn’t come up.
└ ENG Plz
└ Español Plz
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Champions League semi-final second leg
2nd half 35 minutes
Real Madrid 0(7) : 2(3) Arsenal.
The second leg of the Champions League semi-final held at the Santiago Bernabéu went looser than expected.
Arsenal did not give up on advancing to the finals, but he did his best.
However, the fierce pragmatist coach Valverde came out with 10 bags and set up a two-line bus to stop Arsenal.
Normally, Santiago Bernabéu would have been booed, but are the Madridistas excited about advancing to the finals for the first time in eight years? Even when they were beaten at home, they sang cheering songs and cheered for Los Blancos.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!”
When I was secretly applauding Coach Valverde’s meticulousness, even though he was locked up to that extent, he also had me as a bench member in case of an unexpected situation.
Madridistas suddenly started singing my cheering song.
“Dios del Madrid (God of Madrid) Jesus!!”
“God bless Madrid to the glory of La Decimoquinta!”
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
It’s exciting, though.
I don’t think I’ll be running today.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 1(8) : 4(5) Arsenal.
[Ardeta Arsenal manager, ‘It was a very sloppy match not befitting the club’s name Real Madrid.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I don’t listen to the words of losers. In the end, we were the ones who made it to the finals.’]
[Ardetta, angered by Valverde’s interview, ‘The poor Valverde is ruining Real Madrid’s name.’]
[Listening to Arteta’s interview, Valverde said, ‘Jeju did that. The moment I got angry in an argument, I lost. You lost to me in football and interviews. Well, I, the winner, will understand with broad tolerance. If you don’t get angry, I’ll allow you to call me Jolyeolde.’]
[Jeju’s cheering song resounds despite not participating. Madridista: ‘He’s a great player who puts pressure on opponents just by being on the bench. Actually let him start to warm up. Arsenal’s defense was shaken.’]
[Arsenal conceded as Jeju started warming up. According to insider information, most of Arsenal’s players suffer from Jeju’s phobia.]
[Charlie Stone, who heard the news, said, ‘If that’s true, Arsenal’s players are all cowards. They are not eligible to play in the Premier League. The Premier League should be a true men’s league.’]
[Charlie Stone’s interview leaves Gooner and Gunners furious. Gunners ‘We will definitely win this match against Liverpool.’]
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The day after the second leg of the Champions League against Arsenal, we gather at the house of single Luka Savic. Bayern Munich vs Inter Milan match.
“Who do you want to come up?”
“I am Inter Milan”
“Jejus, you?”
“Me? I think it would be better if Munich came up?”
It was divided into those who agreed with my words and those who opposed them.
“Amigo! Aren’t Inter a much weaker team?”
“How did a weak team get to the semifinals of the Champions League, you idiot. Rather, Munich might be easier. It’s a goal, Jeju will do something, and the Munich strikers are old and their mobility is low.”
Let’s spend some time talking like that. The referee blew the whistle to end the game. The opponents for the Champions League final have been decided.
[Beep-! Beep-! Beep!]
Luis Garcia, who was opposed to my opinion, opened his mouth with a nervous expression.
“After all, Munich came up.”
I quietly looked around at my teammates and was lost in thought. Los Blancos with a hard expression.
Exactly. After 16 years of not winning the Champions League, it seems that Real Madrid’s DNA to win the Champions League has disappeared.
Match-! Match-!
I let out a small sigh and clapped my hands to draw attention.
“Vamso!! Don’t be afraid, kids! The football god in front of you will give you the championship!”
The guys burst into laughter at my words and started jokingly booing.
“Booooo! Who shuddered!!”
“Isn’t that guy dropping it and putting it on us?”
“Booooo! Reveal the truth about Jejus! Reveal the truth about the water rocket!”
I shook my head at the attitude of the guys pretending to be macho.
“Idiots.”
Anyway, the end of my debut season, which shocked the world, was approaching.
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We headed to Wembley Stadium, where the Champions League final was held, cheered on by the citizens of Madrid.
Arrive at the hotel and unpack. After training at the practice field rented by Tottenham Hotspur. Back at the dorm, Yuna and I started exchanging messages.
-I’m your sister!: I wanted to go cheer for you too.
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-I’m a sister!: It’s empty because Jesus isn’t at home
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
-Jesus: You don’t know what will happen if you gather a lot of people, so you have to think about the score inside the boat. (╥_╥)
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-I’m your sister!: Can’t you get hurt in tomorrow’s game?
-Jesus: Don’t worry, you won’t get hurt! I have to sleep now. Yuna, I love you, dream of me (っಠ‿ಠ)
-I’m your sister!: Ლ(´ ❥ `ლ) Yes! Noona loves Jesus too ♡ Jesus dreams of me too!
As soon as I ended my conversation with Yuna and turned her smartphone over.
The smartphone rang again.
Ugh-!
Did Yuna have anything more to say?
Let’s open her smart phone with her puzzled look and open her chat app.
-Charlie Stone: Why can’t the world understand me?
-Charlie Stone: What’s wrong with kicking weak Arsenal guys out of the Premier League?
-Charlie Stone: There are too many cowards in the world.
There was a message from a psychotic Charlie Stone.
I blocked Charlie Stone, browsed the community, and went to sleep.
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Champions League final.
Real Madrid 0:0 Bayern Munich.
[Wembley Stadium, where the Champions League final is held, is full.]
[For 90,000 spectators to gather, surely the popularity of soccer in Europe is extraordinary.]
[Jesus Joo is entering with the Champions League theme song. It’s been a long time since a player from the Republic of Korea started playing in the Champions League final.]
[Yes. This is the first time since Son Min-heung played for Tottenham in the 2018-19 season.]
[Five. Let’s see Joo Jesus on the billboard. Madrid fans are singing a cheering song for Joo Jesus.]
“Dios del Madrid (God of Madrid) Jesus!!”
“God bless Madrid to the glory of La Decimoquinta!”
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!”
[ That female fan is praying with her hands clasped. Madridista singing the cheering song for Joo Jesus with a really earnest attitude. Will they be able to lift the 15th Big Ear as they wish!]
[With the sound of the referee’s whistle, the Champions League final to determine the best club in Europe for the 2038-2039 season has begun!]
