Chapter 29 – La Decimoquinta -4
“Angimotti!!!”
When a strange sound came out of my mouth, I saw the bewildered expressions of the Madrid fans located close to the ground.
I looked at the camera and corrected my remarks.
“Vamos!!!”
Didn’t sound go into the camera?
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Game over.
Villarreal 0: 1 Real Madrid
Goal: Jejus (86)
Substitution: Pedro Rodriguez (75 OUT): Jejus (75 IN),
[Spanish reporters ask Jesus Joo what the gimotti means.]
[Joo-Jesus refusing to answer and exiting the mixed zone.]
[Japanese reporters who expressed their displeasure at Joo’s raised hairband, ‘It was an incorrect expression.’]
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[Title: Mr. Angimo, 28 points in the league]
(Anggi-mo is throwing an uppercut and shouting ang~kimo belt)
Mmmm
Haha
└ I doubted my ears after hearing ithaha
Haha
└ Even if I look at it again, it’s a laughing bell, you crazy bastardhaha
└ What on earth were you thinking when you said that?
[Title: Spanish friends ask what ang gimotti means.]
It’s a crazy cub.
Haha
Haha
└Vamos says it in Japanesehaha
└ That’s righthahaI’m not saying this when I’m excitedhaha
└ ㅁㅋ Bastardshaha
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Whether or not Japanese reporters say shit.
Whether or not you are being harassed in the community.
I dutifully started doing what I had to do.
“Jeju players! Please look this way!”
It was a Puma commercial shoot.
Why is it Adidas and not Puma?
While Dushik hyung was negotiating with Adidas. Seeing my performance and star quality, Puma intervened and shoved a huge amount of sponsor money into my mouth, shouting, “Shut up and take my money.”
£46 million per year. For a huge amount of about 74 billion Korean currency, I signed the contract while shouting “Halapuma.”
What. It’s not like I’m going to blame the soccer boots.
If you whine about not being good at soccer because you changed your soccer boots, it’s time for you to retire.
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Champions League quarter-final second leg.
Real Madrid: Liverpool
Pre-interview.
[Liverpool Klopp, ‘Real Madrid are a great team. Their spears are sharp. But Liverpool at Anfield is different.’]
[About Charlie Stone’s absence due to the accumulation of warnings, ‘He’s a great player. He is a great leader. It’s unfortunate that he won’t be able to play in the game, but we’re preparing thoroughly. I have the confidence to win.’]
[Charlie Stone, ‘Evil rules that prevent men from confrontation must disappear.’]
[Charlie Stone, who heard what he said to Klopp, ‘It’s a pity that the match against Jeju did not happen. He is the best man I can’t believe that he is in La Liga, a league for sandals.’]
[Charlie Stone, who heard what the club said, ‘I sincerely apologize to the Lari fans who were hurt by my careless remarks.’]
[Real Madrid Valverde, ‘It’s difficult to face Liverpool at Anfield. However, we have Jejus that will make the impossible possible.’]
[About Charlie Stone’s comments, ‘I heard what kind of person Charlie Stone was from Jeju, so I don’t care. If you are curious about the character of Jejus, ask him directly.’]
[Regarding Jeju’s inappropriate comments, ‘I don’t understand why the comments are inappropriate. Isn’t that what you said when you scored a goal and felt good? It may be an inappropriate word in Japan, but I know it is used in a positive way in Korea. Do we need to give more meaning to the remarks made by Jejus, a Korean?’]
[ Valverde added a word about Korean reporters. ‘Jeju is Korean. But I don’t understand why there are more Japanese and American reporters than Korean reporters here. Aren’t Jeju’s popular in Korea?’]
[Jeju’s, ‘Charlie Stone’s character review? He’s just crazy That’s all you need to know.’]
[Jeju’s, ‘My popularity in Korea? I think it was popular in the past, but I’m not sure now. I think I’ll find out when I return to Korea during this vacation.’
[Regarding the renewal of the highest soccer shoe sponsorship ever, Jejus said, ‘It’s a German company, so I have eyes for football. Puma will watch the second leg of the Champions League quarter-final and explode the champagne.’]
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The day the pre-interview was over. After the last game, I got a personal message from Charlie Stone, with whom I exchanged phone numbers.
-Crazy Charlie: Shit. Too bad. I was able to earn the nickname God Slayer on this occasion.
-Crazy Charlie: Hey kid, thank UEFA.
-Football God: Hey Charlie, are you thinking of coming to Madrid? You seem to have Madrid’s DNA flowing through you.
-Crazy Charlie: Whoa! Such a weak team is not suitable for a real man Charlie Stone like me.
-Soccer God: What doesn’t suit you must be your looks.
-Crazy Charlie: What do you mean?
-Crazy Charlie: How do I look?
-Crazy Charlie: Hey Jejus
-Crazy Charlie: Why aren’t you answering?
-Crazy Charlie: Jeju’s?
-Crazy Charlie: If you don’t answer right away, your face will turn into mine.
-Soccer God: Oh. That’s a very strong curse.
-Crady Charlie: ···
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Champions League quarter-final second leg
Liverpool 0:0 Real Madrid
55 minutes in the second half.
After sending an amazing pass from Luis Garcia into the air, I raised my hands and shouted at Luis Garcia, who was spitting harsh curse words.
“Puta Madre! Gilipolla! Hostia!”
“It’s because I changed my soccer boots! It’s absolutely not intentional!”
Not my fault It’s Puma’s fault. What? If you blame soccer boots, when will you retire?
Yes. It’s been a long time since I retired.
Somehow, he handed a big stick to the real Louis.
“Good pass!”
“Puta!”
No, I praised you, but why are you swearing at me?
Anyway, the Barça personality is like that.
Certainly, without General Chal, the game is easy. Both Luca and Lewis, who were wiped out by the Liverpool midfielders in the last match, have come to life.
And it’s not long before I blow my chance sky high.
Another good opportunity arose.
Vlady intercepts the ball from the opposing striker with a tackle. Sergio Pepe quickly cleared the ball and headed for Luca.
Luka Savic took the pressure off and passed me the pass. This time, he calmly kicked the shot low into the corner of the goal. Scored successfully.
Let’s move our hands round and round to the Real Madrid away fans’ location.
Real Madrid fans were delighted with the opening goal.
“Angimotti!!!!!”
Fuck. Who is it. Who solved the jammin on Real Madrid?, Ah! It’s me I roared awkwardly at their cries.
“V..Vamos!!”
As soon as the goal was scored, Luis Garcia, who sprinted after me, snatched me by the scruff of my neck and shouted.
“Puta! Jesus, you bastard, why are you shooting water rockets at my ball. You’re scoring at Luca’s ball!”
I know.
Looking at it now, I wonder if it wasn’t a soccer shoe problem, but a problem with your passing.
“Maybe there was a problem with your pass?”
And Louis had a serious expression on his face as if he had taken my words seriously.
No, it’s a joke, but if you take it that seriously, I’m such an asshole.
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Klopp looked at the expedition table with a dejected expression. Jejus’ goal scoring ceremony was seen showing off his soccer boots in front of Madrid fans.
“Puma will like it.”
In the meantime, coach Noh, who had been thinking a lot about his retirement, looked at Jun as he gave him an answer.
“Puma! Football boots are Puma! Puma!”
The director, who looked at the dirty dance that he couldn’t dance, quietly whispered.
“You look fantastic at soccer, but you can’t dance filthy. Is the bad boy a gimmick?”
‘Coming to think of it, he was an uncontroversial player except for training and the ground.’
Maybe a great player? Klopp, who thought so, 10 minutes later. After receiving Luis Garcia’s pass and scoring a hat-trick, Jesus withdrew his thoughts when he saw Jesus handing him Puma boots.
“Puma made by Germans! Football boots are Puma!”
‘He’s crazy.’
“Adidas is also a German company.”
“Puma! Puma made by Germans! Soccer boots are Puma!”
“Adidas! Adidas made by Germans! Football boots are Adidas!”
At the reaction of the two, the German referee burst into laughter.
“Both Puma and Adidas. Why are Germans coming out of production bases overseas?”
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Game over
Champions League quarter-final second leg.
Liverpool 2:3 Real Madrid
Goals: Roberto Costa (86, 90) : Jejus (58, 75, 85)
Booked: Jejus (77)
[Jeju, who presented his soccer boots to referee Marc Foster, why did the referee laugh out loud?]
[Chief Mark Forster said, ‘He said he was able to score a hat-trick thanks to the boots made by the Germans. By the way, the product he gave me was Made In Indonesia.’]
[Liverpool Jurgen Klopp, ‘Adidas is also a great product made by Germans.’]
[Chief Mark Forster, ‘Adidas also produces in Vietnam. The Germans don’t make them themselves.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘Why doesn’t anyone ask me questions?’]
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[Liverpool Jurgen Klopp retirement announcement, ‘I think it’s time to retire. I couldn’t think of a way to stop Jejus.’]
The second leg of the Champions League quarter-final ended with Real Madrid winning. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has announced his retirement.
After the end of his contract with Liverpool in 2024, Klopp announced his break. At the time, Klopp said he would come back when he misses football. He said he would retire if he didn’t miss it, and many football fans prayed that he would not lose interest in his football. And as soon as the break ended a year later, Klopp, who took charge of Liverpool again, led the team to European championships.
Jurgen Klopp, who has lifted countless trophies in the 14 years since then, including 2 Champions League titles, 4 League Cup FA Cup titles, and so on, joked in an interview, ‘I think it’s worth it if you put up a statue’. It made the press conference a sea of laughter.
It was revealed that Jurgen Klopp had officially expressed his intention to the club today.
└ I can’t do it, God-dong.
└ Oh, I’m tired. Looks like Liverpool will also shoot Manchester United ver2.
└ Ha. Is the next 10 years at least a dark period?
[Jurgen Klopp named Tobias Schweinsteiger as his successor. ‘He could lead Liverpool to a greater club.’]
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@Lord_Jesus_18 ☆ Official
I heard the news of Jurgen Klopp’s retirement.
He was a great manager. He is a great figure who changed football history.
He was also great as a human being. Congratulations on his retirement
Anyway, the reason I am posting on social media after a long time is
I was wondering when you plan to have a statue of me in Madrid.
