Chapter 30 – La Decimoquinta -5
Real Madrid players recovering at Valdebebas the day after an away match against Liverpool.
One of them, Luis Garcia, addressed Luca Savic with a serious expression.
“Hey Luca, is my pass really bad?”
In the conversation between the two, I, who was posting information about the statue on social media, intervened.
“No, it’s a joke, so why take it so seriously?”
Whether midfielders have a world to themselves. Ignoring the words of the team’s main striker, they started talking among themselves.
“Your passing skills are great. But you don’t understand the opponent at all. You don’t understand Jejus.”
At Luca’s words, I looked at Luca with a puzzled expression. Luis also asked for a detailed explanation from Ji Luca, who was also in doubt.
“What are you talking about?”
Luca tapped his foot.
“You can tell by looking at Jeju’s feet. If his left foot is out in front of his right foot, he’s on his mind right now. If he hands the pass then, the ball will soar high into the sky.”
How the hell do you know this?
Are you a stalker? Luis Garcia with the expression of ‘.
Luka Savic looked at him and smiled quietly.
“Whoops. And inside the penalty box, I like to pass with my left foot. Jejus is ambidextrous, but he still shoots with his left foot more accurately. If it’s mid-range, he shoots with his right foot. I realized this when I saw him take a free kick.”
I quietly moved away from Luka Savic.
Yuna is scared here’s a pervert
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After recovery training, I met Doo-shik for the first time in a long time.
“What are you doing to leave a player like this?”
Dusik-hyung protests to my words that he did not play.
“I got a job. Jesus, why don’t we film a documentary?”
“Documentary?”
“Uh. To be honest, both you and I are from orphans. And how is it not a successful case? Hardship, adversity, and success. This is another story that people are crazy about.”
“So what about the money?”
“Isn’t synopsis more important than money?”
“What do you mean by that? It’s different from hyung’s usual philosophy. Hurry up and give me the one that gives you the most money.”
Dushik-hyung hesitantly handed me the synopsis. Upon receiving the synopsis, I couldn’t help but harden my expression.
[From Orphan to God.]
The Lord Jesus is an orphan. And he is a god now.
I stared at Dushik-hyung at the synopsis written exactly like that.
“What is this?”
“That… The grandson of a conglomerate family said his hobby was to make videos”
“Extract.”
“Kuhm. That’s why I said to see the synopsis.”
Anyway. As a result, I decided to do a Netflix documentary called {The Prophet of the East}.
“But why did you say you signed one by one instead of a full season?”
“Hyung. I’m the Lord Jesus. Take a good look at me. Am I making product promotions amazing again?”
Dushik-hyung patted me on the shoulder and handed me a thumbs up.
“Cool! Donmisae striker!”
I nodded slowly.
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League round 33
Real Madrid 1:0 UD Las Palmas
Las Palmas. The name alone makes my teeth tremble. If you combine CD Tenerife and RCD Mallorca here, a hellish expedition treble is completed.
I heard that CD Tenerife is currently in the 1st place in the 2nd division and is likely to be promoted.
So next year will all Las Palmas Tenerife Mallorca be in the first division?
Among the cubs in the first division, those who contributed points to Las Palmas and Mallorca should be beaten and apologized.
It seems that the 2nd cubs are deliberately trying to send them to Tenerife.
Anyway, next year’s expedition to hell is an expedition to hell.
Once I succeeded in scoring, I approached the Madrid away fans who followed me by plane and showed a ceremony.
{Netflix’s Saints of the East are highly regarded!}
The product was promoted through collaboration between Korean language and Hangeul.
Hehe, if this is the case, now Real Madrid fans will post on the Internet what I said?
Then the publicity will happen automatically.
No matter how you look at it, I think I’m a marketing genius.
Is this an aptitude?
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[Ah. Player Joo-Jesus gets a warning for taking off his uniform to promote a documentary. ]
[Except for the point of collecting cards, he can be called the best player in history. I can’t believe that such a player came from Korea.]
└ The ability to collect cards is also GOAT.
└ Half of the cards are warnings for the ceremonyhaha
└ Still, it’s nice to see Jesus games.
└ㄹㅇ I am enjoying soccer
[Asia’s first La Liga scorer notice also passed the 9th division ridge, right?]
[Yes. The current top scorer, Jesus Joo, has 29 goals, and the second highest scorer is Atletico Madrid’s Emile Zola with 23 goals.]
└ His scoring skills are crazy. Played 14 games and scored 29 goals.
└DUDD More than Emile Zola, who played 30 games
└ ㅋ Emile Zolado would have scored 10 more goals if his teammates were Luca Savic, Luis Garcia and Anthony Rodriguez
└ Yes, but Jesus is better at soccer~
└ Neg Emile Zola can’t score a goal alone~
└ ㄹㅇ The Lord Jesus did not show anything, but I hate Jesus moms who raise it up.
└ If South Korea won against Brazil, isn’t that what you said?
└ Did Japan beat Germany?
└ I’m comparing Germany then and Brazil now.
[In the beginning, there was a lot of talk about not being drafted into the national team, but now more and more people are praising the Chukhyeop for making that decision.]
└ This is correct. The chukhyeop did well.
└God Jesus. Let’s play happy soccer in LaLiga.
└ Let’s not suffer like dogs after coming to Korea ㅠㅠ
└ You are exempt from military service because you are an orphan anyway ㅠㅠ
└ ㅋ Is that why you pay GOA-T like that?
└ These bastards are really disgusting;;
└ I’m moderately sick. It’s because you’re a bastard scratching peppers and banging on the keyboard in the corner of the room.
[There was a request from Joo Jesus, but it was the Chukhyup that accepted the condition. And in fact, we need to have the potential to advance to the World Cup finals, excluding Joo Jesus. Only then can we produce results in the World Cup finals.]
[The North and Central America World Cup, which had been expanded to 48 countries in the past, was ruined miserably. This World Cup was a World Cup that went back to 32 countries. I am already looking forward to what kind of results I will be able to achieve in the next World Cup.]
└ I tried to insert China, but it perished like a dog.
└ Meanwhile, China, which failed to make it to the finals, is a legend.
[He is the youngest player to score a hat-trick against Brazil in the World Cup.]
└ㄹㅇ It was sensational
└ Lord Jesus was very popular in Korea
[At that time, foreign media were also very surprised. Ruler. The breakthrough of Jesus Joo begins. The Las Palmas players are not stopping Joo-Jesus at all.]
└ Real soccer is good;;
└ And the ball is stuck to my feet
└ㄹㅇ There is a reason why mesh sounds come out even though the height is over 180.
[There are many teams that I haven’t played against since Jesus Joo received a lot of warnings and disciplines. Las Palmas is also one of the first teams Jesus Joo met. According to players who first met Joo-Jesus, he was difficult to block because of his unique dribbling rhythm.]
Haha
Haha
└A striker who misses half of the season due to punishmenthaha
└ There was a rumor that the reason why Roberto Fabianski was recruited from Real Madrid was to replace the disciplinary action with Jesus.
└ He was also very good at it.
└He is currently ranked 3rd in scoring. Mallorca Grabbing and carrying
[Keuheop-yes. Please refrain from discipline in the national team game. Joo Jesus, who smashed the opponent’s camp with a breakthrough, passed to Bruno Iglesias. Bruno Iglesias pushes it straight into the empty goal and gets an assist.]
I got tired of passing with └.
└ I see that
[In fact, there are many advantages of Joo Jesus, but there were a lot of things that were overshadowed by his scoring ability. Today, I am playing very selflessly and making it.]
[Legendary Italian player Roberto Baggio called Joo Jesus a fantasy star. He is a Ju-Jesus player with many creative and fantastic plays. I think he’ll do well in the number 10 spot.]
└ Barça legend Pedri also praised it.
└ㄹㅇ I also highly praised Gabi, because of Bamutor and Usman Griezmann bastards.
└Royal Madrid: I am always grateful ^^
[Yes. Joo Jesus, who scored an assist from Bruno Iglesias on a fantastic pass, was substituted for Pedro Rodriguez and exited the field. Joo Jesus added goals and assists in this game, scoring 29 points and 5 assists in 14 games. ]
└ I can’t get used to it even after listening to it.
└ His scoring ability is comparable to that of Holland.
└Holland was also a good player.
[Madrid’s away fans applaud Joo Jesus. Unfortunately for domestic soccer fans, Jesus Joo will be given a break in the next game against Real Betis.]
└He runs 4-5km per game, but needs a break?
Haha
└ㄹㅇ It’s the first time I’ve ever seen an idiot walking aimlessly while the opponent is dribbling in the futurehaha
[Coach Valverde said in an interview that he will be given a break in preparation for the first leg of the Champions League semi-final against Arsenal, which is now led by manager Arteta, who has risen to the ranks.]
└ㄹㅇ I thought he would save Arsenal, which was perishing like that dog.
└ Runner-up in 2022, win in 24 and become a strong team..
└ Then what are you doinghahaI have never won the Champions League until nowhaha
[Yes. The first leg of the Champions League semi-final is already the moment to look forward to. Coach Arteta declared that he would definitely win the Champions League this time?]
[Real Madrid vs. Arsenal live coverage, please join us on SportsNow.]
[With the referee’s final whistle, Real Madrid wins 2-0 at home to Las Palmas.]
Game over
Las Palmas 0:2 Real Madrid
Goals: Jejus (55), Bruno Iglesias (65)
Booked: Jejus (56)
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Game over.
Real Madrid(home) 1 : 0 Real Betis
Goal: Sergio Pepe (34)
Booked: Sergio Pepe ( 36)
[Mocking Sergio Pepe, a Real Betis away fan who made a celebration by going to the away fan’s location?]
[Sergio Pepe’s explanation for the ridicule of Real Betis away fans, ‘I promised my teammates to go to the place where Jeju is located and celebrate. But this crazy bastard, Jejus, was cheering for Real Betis in the field.’]
[Jeju’s explanation of Sergio Pepe’s words, ‘The teams I always support lose. So I cheered for Betis.’]
[A spectator who cheered for Betis next to Jejus, ‘It was an amazing experience, and it felt fresh.’]
[Another spectator, ‘Chuckles. He is a great Béticos at the point where he buys me a beer and holds out his middle finger to Sergio Pepe, who is celebrating.’]
[Sergio Pepe, ‘Wait a minute, did Jesus curse at me?’]
[Jejus, who showed determination for the upcoming Arsenal expedition, ‘Arsenal’s home stadium, Emirates Stadium, is known as a restaurant running backwards.’]
