Chapter 22 – Black Sheep -2
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Javier Marias.
Before the arrival of Luis Garcia. A man who was in charge of one axis of Madrid’s midfield.
He was also removed from the substitute list as a reprimand for undermining the team’s unity by publicly revealing internal affairs.
“Why did you leave me off the list instead of that lazy guy who ruins the team atmosphere?!”
Javier Marias, hurt by the club’s incomprehensible behavior, left a message on his social media.
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@JavierMarias ☆ official
Not happy at Real Madrid.
A black sheep is turning the club black.
-Javier, I became your fan after seeing your fighting spirit at the Santiago Bernabéu. I understand how you feel now. But posting this kind of post when the team is ahead of the game. Think it’s not right
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Javier Marias had hopes that there would be a Madrid star who sympathized with his social media.
Even after a long time, there were no sympathetic comments on his SNS. He rather started making accusatory comments about himself. He ended up blocking the commenter account that caused it.
Ugh-
To the sound of your smartphone vibrating. Javier Marias, who checked social media, burst into anger.
@Lord_Jesus_18 ☆ official
(The drawing of the black sheep Yuna drew)
@JavierMarias Look carefully at this match. This is how football is played.
– Five! I believe in Jejus! Hat trick please in this game too!
– Hala Mardid! Hala Jesus!
– Lol that black sheep picture is funny. It looks like a painting drawn by my 5-year-old daughter.
–Lord_Jesus_18: This is a picture my wife drew.
–Five. Jeju: Is she an artist by any chance? It feels like it purifies my soul.
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“Puta you fucking son of a bitch!!!”
Kwajik-!
Unable to hold back his anger, Javier Marias threw the smartphone he was holding against the wall and broke it.
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First half 15 minutes
Real Madrid 0:0 Real Sociedad
“Kuuk-!”
Anthony intercepted a pass from Sociedad’s midfielder with a rough tackle. Sociedad midfielder protesting the referee by raising his arms.
The referee shook his head and declared that it was normal play.
Anthony quickly passed a pass to Luis Garcia.
“Louis!”
As I carefully ran along the line, I met Louis’ eyes.
I started running at full speed toward the empty space.
“Jejus, you rotten bastard! If you shoot a water rocket again, I won’t give you a pass again!”
Lewis swears at me for firing a water rocket at the perfect opportunity 3 minutes ago and stabs me into the space in front of me running.
I gently shake the ball Lewis sent me forward-
Crooked-
Oh Slipped.
“Hostia (fuck)! You did it on purpose!”
No. Is it my fault that the grass is slippery?
I’ll be really sorry
Anyway, this is why you shouldn’t do business with people from Barcelona who are out of character.
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[Ah! Too bad. Joo Jesus player misses a golden opportunity.]
[Wow- Although the goal was not scored. It was a scene that showed the perfect harmony between Jesus Joo and Luis Garcia. If you look at it, the jumping movement was good, right? I ran slightly diagonally so as not to be caught offside, and as soon as I saw that friend Luis Garcia sent a pass, I was blown away! Don’t you run? I was good at this kind of movement in the past. If you really look at Joo Jesus…]
[Yes. Okay. Luis Garcia needs to calm down. This time, the grass was slippery and I fell.]
– No, I fell because the grass was slippery. Why are you mad at Louis?
– I must have had PTSD after Water Rocket earlier.
– ㄹㅇ I kicked it with all my strength and raised my hand as if it was a mistake. Luis Garcia’s personality is Tier 1 just because he went and didn’t catch him by the collar
Special commentator Lee Man-soo, who was reading the chats of viewers, said cautiously.
[Anyway, it seems that misunderstandings have accumulated because the golden opportunity that happened before this scene was blown up.]
[Yes. It was a scene where you could see the shooting power of Joo Jesus.]
[That’s right. It was very fast. The free kick goal I also scored during the past World Cup …]
– Okay! Please stop! Long live!
– Will Jesus be like this when he gets older?
– Jesus hyung seems to just curse right away during the commentary ㅋㅋ
– Oh, you can’t play soccer? Like thishaha
[Five. Song Yuna-yang is now caught on relay cameras. Song Yuna-yang, who was called the nation’s younger sister in Korea, announced a hiatus from her activities and moved to Spain to marry Joo Jesus, right? Next to Song Yu-na is Kim Doo-sik, who is known as Joo Jesus’ agent. I see Núñez, president of Real Madrid.]
[This scene shows how much Real Madrid cares about Joo Jesus. ]
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Song Yuna, who is only 20 years old now, has settled in Spain after marrying her boyfriend, Lord Jesus, whom she first met at a young age. Although she had only recently settled in Spain. She was quickly acclimating to Spanish culture.
“Me cago en tu puta Madre!
He curses at the Real Sociedad player who made a rough tackle on Jesus Joo.
When Lord Jesus caught the ball, he stroked his stomach and cheered vigorously.
“Jesus!!!! I want to see our scorer score a goal!!!”
Song Yuna’s ears, already immersed in the game, filter Kim Doo-sik’s words.
“…Jesu-ssi, aren’t you pregnant yet?”
“Hala! Madrid!!”
Seeing Yuna Song passionately cheering for Madrid, president Nuñez approached her with a smile on her face.
“¡Hola! Long time no see.”
“Yes. Chairman, long time no see.”
Kim Doo-shik, who confirmed that Chairman Núñez was approaching, introduced Chairman Núñez to Yuna Song.
“He’s the president of Real Madrid.”
Song Yu-na, who realized the rudeness she had committed while greeting her president happily, scratched her head with an embarrassing expression.
“Ah! Nice to meet you. That… My name is Yuna Song.”
“Oh. Don’t take it too hard on me, Jejus is my Sobrino. By the way, my nephew’s wife is already a great Madridista.”
Song Yuna smiled awkwardly at the president’s words. As soon as the breakthrough of the Lord Jesus began, she began cheering wildly again.
“Kyaaaaah! It’s Jesus!”
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Let’s get Luka Savic’s pass and start breaking through.
I heard Yuna cheering.
Is she also a singer-turned-singer? Volume is no joke.
She must have just learned Spanish, but after hearing the swearing at a Sociedad player earlier, she became very attached. I wonder if the player who tackled me had tears in her eyes after hearing Yuna’s curse.
While thinking of Yuna, who is optimized for a hooligan. I destroyed the Sociedad camp.
“Yes?”
In the penalty area that has already been reached
He lightly tricked the goalkeeper, whose face was pale blue, by pretending to kick with his right foot, knocked him off balance, and finished with his left foot leisurely.
The ball crossed the goal line without resistance and the goal was awarded.
Rocking-
Seeing that the net was bouncing around, I ran towards the VIP seat where Yuna was.
Yuna jumped in her place as I ran towards her and liked it.
“Jesus!!!”
When I blew a kiss of her hand toward her smiling brightly, she also responded by blowing a kiss of her hand to me.
I smiled at her cute figure and showed the cradle ceremony while looking at the camera.
[Current number of children: 0 ( 1 expected)]
And. After seeing the Cradle Ceremony, the Madrid players roared with congratulations.
“Vamos!! Isn’t the kid too fast!”
“Damn it! Angkaljin Jejus became the father of a baby before me! Now that I see this guy, he’s a cunning Jejus!”
“Jeju! Of course you’re going to send your child to La Fabrica (Real Madrid youth system)?!”
While expressing my gratitude for their congratulations, I burst into laughter at Sergio Pepe’s words.
Not even born yet
You mad Madridista.
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Community users who watched the cradle ceremony of the Lord Jesus assigned the Lord Jesus to the fundamental theory.
[Title: I substituted God Jesus into the fundamental theory.]
1. Pretending
(Jesus the Lord wearing a dragon robe and attending training)
First of all, this hyung doesn’t know how to look cool.
(Yuna-nim’s style has changed)
Let’s say thank you to Yuna.
Pass
2. Exchange money
[My heart is in Barcelona, but I will listen on condition]
Alas! Here are some gem-like sayings.
Fail.
3. An older girlfriend with big breasts
Married to my first love Yuna.
He’s going to be a father soon there.
Even this alone is full of roots.
(Song Yuna V-neck.)
૮( ꒦ິ⍣꒦ີ)ა
4. Fucking Tutor Teacher
Evaluation impossible.
This brother has no tutor.
[Interview with Joo Jesus wearing a gongryongpo ‘Who will teach me. I’ll be the best soon’]
Conclusion
(Picture of Lord Jesus laughing while blowing candy at the Barcelona crowd)
The Jesus type is an idiot full of fundamentals.
– DD Jesus type was overflowing
– ㅇㅇ It was the root itself;
– Who instigated that there was no Jesus type?
– 5. Occasionally come to the community and give good price for chicken.
— Top 1% in personality
— A man who is good at soccer and has a good personality ;;
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[Jeju, come down slightly to receive the ball under the pressure of the opponent. Jeju starts moving forward with the ball delivered from Luka Savich… Oh! My gosh! A lightning-like shot from Jesus’ right foot tears Real Sociedad’s net!!]
[A very fast and powerful shot landed in the top corner of the goal post. That goal can’t be stopped even if Yasin comes back alive.]
[Five. Jejus player. Spread three fingers and run toward the center circle.]
[Jeju, notice the hat trick. 55 minutes of regular time remaining. That’s enough time for Jejus to score one more goal.]
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Did the Real Sociedad players get excited about my hat-trick announcement? Play started to get rough.
Avoid the tough incoming tackle with a frog jump.
The tackler spat out a pad lip.
“Puta Madre!”
Run to the referee as you like. I want to tell you that bastard is paddling.
The scene of Bruno Iglesias penetrating caught my eye. As soon as I saw him run into the empty space. He stabbed a low, fast through pass.
Bruno Iglesia, a classic winger, prefers to cross after entering along the touchline.
As soon as I sent the pass, I ran quickly toward the opponent’s goal.
“Jeju’s!”
Let me get near the penalty area. Bruno Iglesia crosses as I expected.
With the help of the game system, I quickly and accurately identified the drop point, and quickly occupied my seat.
“Stop that bastard!”
The goalkeeper who saw me yelled.
The center back jumped together to check the header. I jumped half a head higher than the center back, and scored a goal by lightly turning the direction of the ball.
Let’s hit a hat trick as predicted.
The Real Sociedad goalkeeper nervously throws off his gloves in anger.
“Me cagar en su puta madre!!!”
Real Sociedad players bowed their heads with empty faces.
“Vamos!!”
Leading the Madrid team-mates who are rushing over, delighted with the extra goal. He ran towards the stands where the home fans were located.
I could hear the fans singing my cheering song.
“He is a prophet from the East. He will bring Madrid victory.”
“Our Santo (Saint) with Real Glory!”
“His name is Jesus!”
“He’s already writing a legend!”
I approach the camera near the grandstand. Wearing the white jersey symbolizing Real Madrid around his neck.
[Black sheep? It’s me]
“So you hate me?”
I looked at the fans.
Madridistas at my ceremony
“Jesus! El ángel del Madrid we lost!!!”
“People point at him as a black sheep, but we know!!!!”
“That he is merciful!. Alas! The merciful Santo of Madrid!!!”
They got up from their seats and gave their answers in a loud voice.
