Chapter 23 – He Is Madrid.
*In the middle of last episode, the Lord Jesus Fundamental Theory community reaction went in. Sorry for the inconvenience.
#
Listening to Madridistas’ answers about the ceremony. On the way to the center circle.
In the stands, I caught my eye on a little Madridista wearing my uniform.
“What’s Hola’s name?”
“I’m Alexandra Kucherenko.”
It’s an Eastern Bloc name. Are you a tourist?
I want to bring you a uniform
I can’t give it to you because I’m still in the game.
Oh right. There was an undershirt.
I took off my uniform for a moment, took off my undershirt, and handed it to Alexandra.
“I’ll give you the uniform later after the game, so wait here.”
“Gracias!!”
Upon receiving my undershirt, Alexandra smiled brightly.
I smiled, asked her child’s parents for permission, and stroked Alexandra’s hair.
“I enjoy watching the game.”
Anyway, I don’t want to play because I get a hat trick.
I want to leave work early
I’ll have to ask the manager if he can take it off in the second half.
“It’s a warning to take off the Jeju uniform.”
Really. How can people called referees be so inflexible?
#
[Jeju’s! He only changed the direction of the ball without being pushed back in the competition with Real Sociedad center back Diego, who was taller than himself. Successfully scored!]
[Jeju, score with your left foot, right foot and head to achieve a perfect hat trick!! I see Real Sociedad players in shock!! How the hell can I stop this player!!]
[This is Jejus asking fans directly after he scored a hat trick about the recent black sheep case. I can hear the answers of local Real Madrid fans even from the relay!]
“Jesus! El ángel del Madrid we lost”
“People see him and point fingers at him as a black sheep, but we know!”
“He is merciful! Alas! Merciful Santo of Madrid!”
[I guess I’ll have to admit the Madridistas’ answer. Jesus, he was merciful as a god until now! This is Jejus, the god of Dios del futbol soccer who scored a hat-trick against Real Sociedad and scored 17 goals in 7 league games!]
[Oh- the god of soccer. Jejus gives the undershirt he used for the celebration to his little lady who sings her cheering song.]
[Melero Lopez gives a warning to referee Jejus by taking off his top. After all, it is Jejus who earned the card today, but the memories he gave to his little lady are touching.]
[The expression of Jejus who received the card is also excellent.]
#
Game over
Real Madrid 5:0 Real Sociedad
Goals: Jejus (13, 35, 39), Luka Savic (41), Pedro Rodriguez (68)
Substitution: Jejus OUT: Pedro Rodriguez IN (2nd half: 50)
#
After the match, Valverde opened up about the black sheep affair in the press room at the Santiago Bernabéu with a slightly disapproving expression.
“We have to admit, Jesus is a player on a different level, he can score whenever and wherever he wants. You shouldn’t hold a normal standard on a genius of such talent.”
The reporters who were moved by Jeju’s performance also nodded. The director looked at the reporters and put a smile on his lips.
Let Asian journalists raise their hands. The club’s marketing team glanced at the manager. Upon receiving the signal, manager Valverde pointed to the reporter.
“How is the relationship between the Jeju players and the Madrid players?”
“Madrid’s players say they feel comfortable when he plays with them because they believe he will bring us victory.”
“I hear there are potential signings from Paris and Manchester, and I wonder what you think about them.”
Coach Valverde answered the reporter’s words with a proud expression.
“It would be quicker to buy Real Madrid than to sign him, because he is Madrid.”
#
@ Lord_Jesus_18 ☆ Official.
(Black sheep)
@JavierMarias Javier, you get it now, right? That the word effort is just a refuge created by those without talent.
#
[Real Madrid beat Real Sociedad 5-0 at home Santiago Bernabéu]
[Madridista responds to Jeju’s question with a cheering song.]
[Jejus calmed down the black sheep controversy with his skills. A post expressing his thoughts on social media is becoming a hot topic.]
[Luca Savic, ‘It’s just an honor to play with him.’]
[Louis Garcia, ‘Leaving his skills, his personality is not good. Shooting water rockets at my fantastic pass’]
[Luka Savicchi interrupts Luis Garcia’s interview and shouts. ‘That’s because your pass is like shit!’]
[Javier Marias, ‘I’m not happy at Real Madrid. The flame in my heart has faded.’]
[Real Madrid accept Javier Marias transfer request. ‘Even if the opponent is Barcelona, we will let you go’]
#
Actually, although I am a soccer player, I still don’t understand why people are so enthusiastic about this unproductive game of ball.
“Jejus! Please sign me!”
Today, just like any other day, when I was walking down the street with Yuna, children approached me asking for my autograph.
People who seem to be parents are trying to stop the child. I raised my hand to signal that it was okay and smiled as I handed the sign to the children.
“Oh. Thank you. Truly you are Madrid’s treasure.”
The parents thanked me and left with the child. Yuna looked at me like that with her eyes full of affection and said.
“Ha. I really made a person.”
I did make it’s on your boat
#
League round 23
Real Madrid: Mallorca.
Soccer is simple.
Avoid tackle.
“Chick-sho-oh!!”
While dribbling.
“Puta! Madre!”
Bones are visible
Pretend to shoot. Lightly. If you give me a fake.
Dump-.
The goalkeeper sits down.
“Hostia!!”
If you lightly kick it into an empty goal post.
End.
Rocking-
Fans cheer for me as I smash Mallorca’s defense.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid”
“¡Hala Madrid!”
“Y nada más”
“Y nada más”
“¡Hala Madrid!”
I became Madrid itself after the coach’s remarks last time. I had to send a cheering song that I was passionate about.
Hala Madrid, which has now become one of my cheering songs, flowed from away Madridistas.
While doing the cross celebration with open arms in front of them.
Luka Savic, who passed me and got an assist, came running with a bright expression.
“¡Vamos! What a killer finish!”
Today, I worked hard to earn milk powder.
Scorer Dad is making money so hard.
On the way back after Celebration.
I conveyed my wishes to manager Valverde.
“Will you call me off work if I score another goal?”
Coach Valverde, who firmly shook his head in my wishes.
“Two goals.”
“One goal.”
“One goal is too few. Two goals.
“One goal!”
Let the referee start looking at us with a curious look. Eventually declared surrender.
“Puta! Yes, if you score one more goal, I’ll replace you. So hurry up and score a goal!”
After a playful salute at his declaration of surrender, he ran towards the center circle.
“Si”
Still, we are the best club in the world, Real Madrid. If you score two goals, you’ll win. Can you please
I scored an extra goal 7 minutes after taking the lead. As promised, Valverde replaced me and Pedro Rodriguez.
“You crazy bastard. Why did you put it in so quickly?”
“The weather is hot today. It would have been nice if Mallorca’s home stadium was also a dome.”
“Have respect for the old man Puta. How old am I and should I play in this weather?
“You’re going to be unemployed soon. You have to make money in advance. That’s why I’m giving you an allowance. You’re not going to thank me, but are you going to mistreat me like that?”
“Ha! Cheeky kid. I’m already signed as a youth coach.”
“Oh. Shit! I’ll have to reconsider sending my son to La Fabrica.”
We giggled and exchanged.
Outside the touch line. When director Valverde slapped him on the butt saying that he had worked hard, he joked.
“Oh. Director. I’m sorry, but I have a wife.”
“Oh, what a pity, Jejus. But I also have a wife. She’s very dependable like a brown bear.”
And. Our Real Madrid drew like dogs.
Game over.
Real Madrid 3: 3 Mallorca.
Goals: Jejus (10, 17) Pedro Rodriguez (90 +1): Roberto Fabianski (30, 51, 70)
What the hell are those defense bastards doing!
Madrid would have lost today if Pedro hadn’t scored from a corner kick at the end.
Although the fact that we didn’t win makes us angry.
What’s most infuriating of all.
My winnings went sky high.
“Me cago en su puta Madre!!”
#
[Real Madrid’s shocking draw record in Mallorca away. Roberto Fabianski, who saw through Real Madrid’s arrogance, was selected as the M.O.M, overtaking Jejus.]
[Roberto Fabianski mentioned Jejus in an M.O.M interview. ‘Jejus is great. He only scored two goals.’]
#
From the article, it looks like Roberto Fabianski fired a provocation at me. The reality was different.
Roberto Fabianski, who contacted me via DM on social media, started reciting how much he respected me.
– Lobby: Oh Jesus. I never said anything like that. That’s what piggy reporters wrote like that to create a wedge between you and me!
– Robbie: I admire and admire the way you play. I hope you don’t have anything to misunderstand after reading that article. Send me a DM
– Me: Hey Robbie.
-Lobby: o mój boz–e! (My God) Jesus called me by my nickname. I have no regrets even if I die right now, damn it!
-Me: Hey Amigo calm down.
-Lobby: o mój boz–e! O mój boz–e! O mój boz–e!!!! He called me Amigo!!!
I just got to the point in the chatter of the over-excited lobby.
-Me: Are you thinking of coming to Real Madrid?
-Lobby: Real Madrid? I?
-Me: That’s right. Seeing you play, you are a great player with Real Madrid DNA.
-Robby: Oh. I will contact the agent right away.
-Robby: Then where is my position? No that’s not the point If the coach asks me to play as a goalkeeper, I’m ready. Oh my God, I can play on the same team as Jejus!
Tired of talking with him, I quietly informed Coach Valverde that the mission had succeeded.
“It worked.”
“Oh. Great. How did you convince them?”
I just quietly showed the conversation to the director. Valverde swallowed quietly.
“Hmm. Is there going to be another guy like Lewis on the team?”
“Then I’ll go.”
“Huh? Okay, go in carefully.”
Coach Valverde, who is already promising next season, caught my eye.
Tsk tsk. Because I can’t even direct.
You have to take care of a bastard like me.
You have to strategize.
Oh my head hurts
#
After the meeting with the manager, the Real Madrid marketing team came to me.
“Jeju players, do you have time now?’
“Si”
“Could you go with me for a moment?”
Let’s nod our heads at her words. It took me to where the museum is located.
We saw the donated jerseys of legends who made Real Madrid shine, such as Raul, Zidane, Kakdu, and Modric.
“Oh. It’s Jejus!”
Tourists who saw me greeted me in a friendly voice, so I waved.
“Jejus player”
Let’s turn our heads at Leticia’s voice. She said, pointing to one side of the Santiago Bernabéu History Museum.
“Now we want to turn this area into a historical center to store the records Jesus will set in Madrid.”
I nodded my head calmly at her words.
“Excellent.”
At my answer, she nodded and continued to explain.
“This is where the cards received by Jejus will be displayed.”
No that why exhibit
