Chapter 24 – (Caution for Illustrations) I’m Here to Collect Taxes Smartly -1
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[Real Madrid approach Mallorca striker Roberto Fabianski]
[Jesus, Robbie is a great player with Real Madrid DNA.]
└Puta! Dirty bastard, where do you put your DNA in your mouth!
└ A wild kure appeared. It smells like a disgusting skunk.
└Me cago en tu Puta Madre.
└Jejeje, swearing and running away. It’s like previewing next year’s El Clasico.
└The clumsy kure succeeded in escaping this time. You won’t be able to run away from Jejus.
└ Hala! Madrid! Hala Jesus!
[Barcelona expresses displeasure at Jesus’ remarks.]
└Jejeje, Barcelona is my laughing bell these days.
[Roberto Pavianski’ If you can run with Jejus, you can see it even if you ask the goalkeeper. Of course, the result is the director’s fault.’]
└It’s unfortunate. I think the time has come to let him go. He always said that he respected Jejus.
└ He was always kind to fans and kids. I wish him well at Real Madrid.
└By the way, it’s comical for the cures to get angry at Jeju’s remarks about DNA.
└ What’s even funnier. It’s just that Jejus started his professional career with Barcelona Jajaja
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I didn’t get shot in the head. We are looking for the right tactics for the coexistence of Fabianski and Jejus. I can’t wait for him to join us after the season.’]
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League round 23
Real Madrid: Osasuna
Pre-game interview.
[Osasuna coach Louis de Gaulle, ‘I found a way to stop Jejus.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde scoffs at Louis de Gaulle’s words. ‘Michael Tyson said, ‘Everyone has a good plan until they get hit. ‘]
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League round 23
First half 15 minutes
Real Madrid 2:0 Osasuna
A skin-headed defender delivered a wild tackle at my ankle. The moment he made a tackle, I hurriedly lifted his body and landed on his thigh.
“Ahh-!”
I’ve been playing soccer for over 200 years. Now achieve the state. Just look at the tackle. I was able to figure out whether or not I tackled this kid with the mindset.
Seen from such a scientific point of view. It was revealed that the skinhead was tackled with the desire to go to me.
“Puta Madre!”
“Jeju, calm down!”
Luka Savic, seeing my expression, tries to calm me down.
Jill-
How could Sabich, who is 170cm tall and skinny, stop me? I dragged Luca Savich up close and stomped gently on his groin, growling.
“It’s a fucking baby, I can’t buy my toes even if you run all your life.
“Kwaaaaak!!!!”
The Osasuna players exploded in anger at the screams of the skinheads and rushed at them.
“Puta! What are you doing, son of a bitch!”
As the Osasuna players rushed at me, the Real Madrid players also blocked the Osasuna players to protect me.
Beep-!
In the end, the referee gave the skinhead a yellow card.
He handed me a red card.
Hey It’s direct ketchup.
You go on a diet
I punched the referee to lose weight while eating potatoes.
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[Jesus Joo is over-excited right now! You need to calm down! What are the other Madrid players doing! Why is the smallest Luka Savic stopping Jesus Joo!]
[Is that the exciting height difference?]
[Is it time to hit the drip!! Luka Savicchi tries to calm Jujesus down, but he has no choice! And uh… Well… Yeah. The relay camera quickly switches to another location.]
– Lord Jesus crazy bastard;; Wow, that kid isn’t even a man. How do you get there
– Go! Do not curse our Lord Jesus!!!
– Did you win the chicken event last time?
– ㅇㅇ So sweet ㅋ But why does Jesus know that the price of chicken is 50,000 won?
– It seems that the delivery fee is includedhaha
[Ah! In the end, Joo Jesus, who received a red card and left the field in the 15th minute of the first half.]
-Did I get it wrong? Why do you punch the referee?
– Didn’t someone say that the other day, after marrying Yuna Song, the Lord Jesus was born again?
– Really;; Is that the Gaegwacheonseon?
[In fact, there is such a saying on the Internet these days, right? The only way to stop Joo Jesus is yourself. Maybe that’s right. He is the main Jesus player who records the 4th exit of his career.]
[This is a Joo-Jesus player who has been sent off 4 times in a total of 11 matches. I wonder how many cards the Lord Jesus player will have by the time he retires.]
– Crazy. 24 goals and 4 exits in 11 games for the season. Are you the right person?
– 24 goals in 11 games doesn’t look like a person. 4 exits in 11 games are not like people;
– What the hell do you do to get 4 out of 11 games;;
Game over
Real Madrid 2: 1 Osasuna
Goals: Jejus (4, 12): (Osasuna) Gabriel (86)
Off: Jejus (15 minutes)
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League round 23
Interview after the match.
[Osasuna coach Louis de Gaulle, ‘The plan worked. But I wasn’t so lucky.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘If Jeju hadn’t avoided the tackle, a big accident would have happened. This is a premeditated crime against Jejus.’]
[Osasuna coach Louis de Gaulle, ‘I told you to stimulate Jejus. I’ve never ordered a kill tackle against him.’]
[Madridistas throwing Molotov cocktails at Osasuna vehicles, “They tried to hurt El Madrid!”]
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Let’s go home with a lot of goals from being sent off. Yuna quietly approached and hugged and comforted her.
“Jesus, are you okay? Didn’t Osasu and the bastards really do too much?”
As she held her in her arms, her annoyance calmed down.
“It’s not okay, but seeing our Yuna makes me feel better right away, right?”
Let’s smile and stroke Yuna’s head. She grabbed my arm and dragged me into her bedroom.
“Hee- I’ll make you feel better today and serve you a lot! Come on, let’s go into the room!”
Yuna, who entered the bedroom, wondered where she had been seeing Hi Tomira.
“Goaaaaa) huge Jesus cock, Yuna’s lame pussy is going away!
He spat out strange lines.
“Hueh- go away because the womb got hit! Ohhhhh! I’m going! Yuna is a toilet for Jesus only!”
Relationship is over.
Side-
He kissed her lightly on the cheek and asked.
“It’s Yuna.”
“Yes?”
“Where did you learn those words?”
At my words, she made a sly expression on her face and said while pinching my cheek.
“When I go to a site I often visit on my laptop, it comes up. Ugh, my Jesus. I still see that. From now on, just talk! This noona will play whatever Jesus wants.”
I quietly closed my eyes.
Oh sell the dog
Still can’t miss this opportunity.
Despite her embarrassment, I asked Yuna.
“… Older sister, wear a bunny girl.”
Hehe. Only at times like this are you sisters?”
Let’s attack Yuna who laughs and teases. She, too, reacted playfully.
“Kyaheung! Beast!”
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[Jesus Joo, who was on vacation due to being banned from participating in 7 games, returns to training today, is there a possibility to play against Espanyol?]
The Royal Spanish Football Association RFEF imposed a seven-game suspension and a fine of 4,500 euros (approximately 6 million won) on Jejus on the 8th for unsportsmanlike behavior, retaliatory behavior, and insulting referees during the Real Madrid vs. Osasuna match. .
After the announcement of the disciplinary action. The fact that Jesus Joo, who applied for a vacation to Real Madrid, returned to Valdebebas, Real Madrid’s training ground yesterday, was posted on the official website of Real Madrid.
Contrary to concerns, soccer fans are focusing their attention on whether Joo Jesus, who has returned with a bright appearance, will be able to participate in the 31st round of the league at Espanyol home the day after tomorrow.
└ The real Lord Jesus is unaffiliated;; The match is the day after tomorrow, is it true that you are joining today?
└ I don’t think it will come out this round?
└ It seems so. I should just go to bed or go to bed early.
└ Just in case, let’s take a look at the lineup
└ If the coach wasn’t shot in the head, would you put him in the selection of players who returned today? Excluded, of course;
└ It might come out as a replacement, so I’ll have to watch it and go to sleep.
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League round 31
Real Madrid: Espanyol
Pre-game interview.
[Ousmane Dembele, manager of Espanyol, opens up about Jesus, ‘He’s like a tax bill. There’s absolutely no way to stop him from getting a card.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I can’t even pay that much tax. As expected, I can see the level of racism or racism.’]
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[Title: Breaking News Real Madrid Starting Lineup Revealed]
Ternoir
Rafael Obrador
Vladimir Lazovic
Sergio Pepe (C)
Alejandro Jimenez
Anthony Rodriguez
Luis Garcia
Luka savich
Iker Bravo
Lord Jesus
Bruno Iglesias
Jesus hyung selected to participate ;
└ Wow, let’s send this out as a starter;; Did the director get shot in the head?
└ Isn’t this enough that Jesus has the director’s sex tape? He said he didn’t want to play during the game and asked to be substituted. Ask for a vacation Wow;; listen to all this Isn’t this enough for Valverde and Bodhisattva?
└ Bodhisattva is impressivehaha
└ ㄹㅇ I thought he was a mastermind doing 2 wins, 1 draw and 4 losses while Jesus was gone. Seeing what Jesus did, he was a virtue;
└ When Balbosal goes out. It looks like he’ll be happy in the Jesus-type Real ;;
[Title: Looking at the starting lineup, I thought of it, but the Jesus-type fortress community doesn’t come in?]
Come and sprinkle some chicken!
Why am I the only one who doesn’t give chicken!!!
-Account
└Xxxxxx-xxxxx station x. Thank you brother!
└18 won? Fuck fake chingryeon, do you want to go back?
└ㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is what I’m fishing for.
└Account.
└ Fuck you asshole. Not fishing
└Don’t hate it.
└ Xxxxxx- xxxxxx Nong*. Older brother. Please send even 18 won!
└ Eat deliciously.
└ !!! Thank you brother, I will eat well!
└ Are you cheating together now? I’m not fooled
[Title: Authorization. Really coming in.]
(Deposit details of 50,000 won)
Thank you I will eat well while watching the match against Espanyol today.
-OK.
└No. Jesus hyung, why don’t I give it to you!!!
└ I hate you
└ㅅ;; give me too;
└ It’s already too late ㅅ.
└ Call for an account! I’ll give it to you!
└ What else are you!
└ Is that Yuna Song?
└ If you are Song Yuna, I am the Lord Jesus, bitch.
└ If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. Why do you curse? ᕙ( ︡’︡益’︠)ง
└ Please give it to me, sister. Xxxxxx-xxxxx Nong*.
└ Eat deliciously and always support our Jesus (〜￣▽￣)〜
└!!! Thank you I will eat well, sister!!!
└ No way. Is it real?
└ Need authentication?
└ Do not authenticate. Because my stomach hurts
└ But it’s a pity. Unnie Yuna seems to know the price of chicken, 30,000 won was deposited.
└ I applaud your bastard personality who regrets it.
[Title: Ah ㅋ I earned 80,000 won a day through communication.]
If you’re jealous, bitch.
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└ Ahhh Jealousy is ugly hah
└ Your daughter is ugly too
└ The game starts now, so stop fighting and watch the game.
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