Chapter 25 – Smart I’m Here to Collect My Taxes. -2
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League round 31
Real Madrid: Espanyol
[Jeju, who returned from disciplinary action, will play in 7 games. Madridistas’ affection for him is still hot.]
“Jesus!!”
[While there is no Jejus player. Real Madrid recorded a shabby record of 2 wins, 1 draw and 4 losses. It was a performance that fans had no choice but to miss Jejus. To the point where even a hook called Valverde OUT appeared.]
[Sure, will Jeju, who returned from disciplinary action in the 31st round of the league, be able to score, and will Real Madrid be able to get out of the swamp of losing streak? With the sound of the referee’s whistle, the game starts with Madrid’s starting axis.]
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It was very strange to return to the ground after a long time.
Athletes warm up before the match.
The announcer in the hall called out the names of Madrid’s starting players.
{No. 18, El Madrid is back!! Jesus!!}
Let the announcer call out my uniform number one last time. Madridistas cheered for my nickname.
“El Madrid!! Jesus!!”
Playfully, he stepped in front of them and spread his arms wide.
“Ohh-! To Hala Madrid! El Madrid! Is back!”
“El Madrid! Jesus, who will bring Madrid victory!”
Then, they began to sing cheers and praise like faithful church members facing God.
“El Madrid! Bring us victory!”
“El MAdrid! Carve us a shining history!”
“El Madrid! Always! Always! Shine brightly!”
To the cheering song resounding in the Santiago Bernabéu.
Pounding-
My heart started beating.
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First half 5 minutes
Let’s get a pass from Luca. The away fans of Espanyol were booing.
“Booooo-! The disgusting smell of the kure is vibrating all the way here!”
Our home fans, Madridistas, made fun of Espanyol fans.
“Pay your tithe to our God right now! Catalan atheists!”
“Oh- Jesus our God our eternal Madrid!”
While they boo and cheer. Get the ball back that you gave to Lewis. After removing one defense.
He kicked the ball with his left foot.
The ball grazed the goalkeeper’s glove and bounced right into his net.
Fall-
A loud roar was heard, enough to shake the Santiago Bernabéu.
Real Madrid’s stands are located. Run to the corner flag. Now let’s show off the cross ceremony that has become my trademark.
“Don’t doubt him!”
“Dios del Madrid (God of Madrid) Jesus!!”
“He has finally returned to the Santiago Bernabéu.”
“He bestows the grace of God on Madrid.”
“Madrid’s enemies are afraid and bow their heads!”
A hymn rang out.
“God bless Madrid’s victory!”
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[Real Madrid 1:0 Espanyol]
└ Wow. Goosebumps all over her body.
└ What kind of existence is Jesus type to Madridistas?
└ I live in Madrid, but it is sacrosanct.
└ Again, again, again, are there any locals?
└ Ha. If you don’t believe me, come to Madrid and shout Jesus Gilipolla, Puta Madre.
└The next day, it will be floating in the Manzanares River.
└ ㅠㅠ I want to intuit. It really sucks. Jesus type.
└ ㅅㅅ You have to be lucky with your intuition.
└ Lord Jesus, you don’t know when you will be punished
└ The other day, I took a vacation to watch a Jesus game and booked a plane ticket.
HahaI’m a bastard because it’s Jeju’shaha
└ ㅇㅇ If I score a goal, it’s Jesus hyung, and if I get sent off, I’m the family guy.
[40 minutes in the first half. Sergio Pepe tackles, steals the ball.]
└ Oh counterattack Kazuah!!
[41 minutes in the first half. Luis Garcia, Roving Pass to the Lord Jesus]
[41 minutes in the first half. Jesus Joo beats the goalkeeper to score. 26th goal in the league.]
└Kiaaaaa! Housekeeper!!!!
└ Wow! Asia’s first La Liga scorer, GAZaaaaa!!!
└ㄹㅇ If it wasn’t for the punishment, I would have scored over 50 goals. ㅁㅁㅋ;;
└ Lord Jesus〉〉〉〉〉〉 Noomsa〉〉〉〉〉 Sonchabak Yes?
└ Isn’t there too little of a career you’ve shown yet? No championship win.
└ You are winning the Champions League. Messi said that his only successor was Jejus, but is he the guy?
└Yes lip service ㅅㄱ~
└ 26 goals in 12 league matches look like dogs lol
└ Yes, let’s see. La Liga. Less than Holland who scored 18 goals in 12 matches in the EPL. Sg~
[42 minutes in the first half. Lord Jesus yellow card]
└ No, Jesus, what are you doing!! It’s not your brother’s bench there!!
└ㅁㅁㅋ;; Grab the head of the opposing team’s manager and shake him?;;
└ No, but is that yellow? LOL
└Ah ㅋ Over there, it’s called Santiago Bernabeu ㅋ If you give it red, you’ll be beaten to death by the referee ㅋ
[44 minutes in the first half, Jesus scored a hat-trick]
Tired of shooting └ and ㅆㅅ UFOs.
└ Seriously, why did God give such a talent to such a bastard?
└Go!! How dare you insult our brother Jesus!!
└ All of the soccer community (FC) declare that from now on, an attack on Joo Jesus is an attack on FC.
└ What are these bastards?
└ Anyway, Jesus will not come out before the second half.
└If you hit a hat trick, you paid for the meal
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After scoring multiple goals, he rushed to the Espanyol bench and grabbed coach Usman Griezmann by the head and shouted,
“Vamos!! Pay your taxes!”
The Espanyol players who were sitting on the bench looked at me with bewildered expressions, and the Real Madrid players, with familiar expressions, dug in between me and coach Griezmann.
While the Real Madrid players were dragging me, who was struggling with excitement, the referee came up to me and handed me cheese with a tired expression.
“…Jejus warning.”
I got excited when I saw the yellow card.
“Vamos!!”
“Ha····.”
A sigh was heard from the referee.
The game resumes with the sound of the referee’s whistle.
I managed to steal the ball with efficient forward pressing.
Get up fast He hit the ball hard.
Cuckoo-
The goalkeeper, taken aback by the sudden shot, scrambled. The ball that suddenly flipped around caused a reverse action and collapsed.
The ball went straight through the net.
When I am so excited, I am about to run to the Espanyol bench once again.
The Madrid players who approached me before I knew it, and tied my body.
“Oh ah-I have to brate!”
“Stop it!! You bastard has a yellow card!!”
Aaaaah – Can I let go of this hand right now!!
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5:0 Espanyol
Goals: Jejus (6, 41, 44), Pedro Rodriguez (75), Sergio Pepe (84)
Substitution: Jejus OUT: Pedro Rodriguez IN (65 min)
Booked: Jejus (42′), Sergio Pepe (85′)
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[Jeju is a half player. He can only play 45 minutes for various reasons. If I were manager Valverde, I would have released him long ago.
To that extent, Jejus is the worst player in the manager’s position.
But. During the 45 minutes he plays, it shows what the most beautiful football in the world is.
-Pep Guardiola-]
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After the match. Interview.
[Jeju, ‘when the Madridistas sang my cheering song. I felt like I had finally found where I needed to be. Hala Madrid’]
[Jesus who saw Valverde OUT said, ‘Perhaps the person who uses me best is Coach Valverde. He respects and understands me.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘How to use Jeju’s well? That’s the easiest thing in the world You only need to shout two things: Go, and Goal. And when he wants, he can negotiate a replacement.’]
[Director Usman Griezmann exits the press room with a determined expression. I lost the game and lost the manners.]
[Sergio Pepe, who received a warning for Celebration, ‘It’s all because of Jesus. He dyed us He has become insatiable with ordinary celebrations.’]
[Madridista, toward the Espanyol team bus. Exclaims ‘Unbelievers go to hell!’]
[Real Madrid celebrates the completion of Galacticos.’ At the time of Jeju’s recruitment. We intended to make him the centerpiece of the next generation of Galactikos. But he happily betrayed our expectations. Currently, he has become the center of the Galacticos. All we have to do now is enjoy the history he will write.’]
[Real Madrid announced the completion of the Jejus Memorial Hall.]
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U&I. The song of you and me
This is Yuna Song’s official nutube.
[Title: The Lord Jesus Museum opened in Santiago Bernabeu, so I went there. V-log]
(This video was produced with the support of Real Madrid.)
Hello. U guys. I am Yuna, married in Madrid.
Today, I went to the Santiago Bernabeu because there was a memorial hall for Jesus Christ!
(Giant Dome Stadium)
How big is that!? It is said to be the most expensive stadium in the world!
Follow the arrow. We arrived at the History Museum.
If you look at it, you can see the donated jerseys of the players who made Real Madrid shine.
As I continued to walk along the road.
Doo-!
(Jesus Memorial Hall)
There is a picture of the main Jesus player doing the ceremony. (My husband is so cool!)
Let’s go inside carefully. The head of the marketing team came over and kindly explained, so I was able to listen comfortably!
(Madrid Marketing Leticia Team Leader)
You are the head of beauty marketing. Her breasts are really big. My husband also stared at the team leader’s chest. (•̥́_•ૅू˳)
I think she needs to discipline herself in bed ᕦ (ò_óˇ) ᕤ.
Listening to such a sincere explanation. I slowly looked around. It’s still empty. Something seemed empty.
But it will fill up quickly, right?
While looking around, a strange place appeared!
(Lord Jesus Card Museum)
If you look here, you can see the yellow and red cards that Joo Jesus received.
If you look closely, you can see that Joo Jesus’ autograph was also received.
The Madrid marketing staff said that they got an autograph from Jesus Joo, whom he hates!
(Groin exit red card sign)
This is the red card I received for stepping on the opponent’s groin in the 23rd round last time.
(Sign of racist supervision true education yellow card)
This is the yellow card I received for grabbing the Espanyol manager’s head in the last game.
This concludes the Lord Jesus Museum V-Log! See you in the next video! It was U & I Song Yuna.
See you guys next time~~
“Are you done now?”
“Yeah~ It’s over. Thank you for coming with me”
“It’s nothing, but what, thank you.”
(Someday. I hope he appears on U&I Youtube.)
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[Chinese National Football Team Feng Xiaoting, ‘Jejus is over-packaged. He’s only marginally better at soccer than I am.’]
What is this sickness?
