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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 26

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 26

Chapter 26 – La Decimoquinta -1

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[The Chinese reporters’ rude question to Jejus, ‘Why didn’t you participate in the Asian Cup? Were you afraid of losing to China?’]

[Jeju’s, ‘Taiwan Number One’]

[Explanation of Jeju’s political remarks, ‘I thought you were a Taiwanese reporter.’]

[FIFA, RFEF Joint Declaration. ‘There is no problem with Jeju’s remarks.’]
└ Wow. I thought FIFA would take Jesus punishment for granted because it sucked up Chinese money.
└ Jesus is popular all over the world. I can’t be disciplined lol
└ The other day, the Spanish Football Association punished Jesus for 7 matches, and the ratings for the Madrid match plummeted, so I got bloody shit.

[Infested public opinion in China, you should not participate in the World Cup!]

[Jeju, ‘You guys can’t come to the World Cup anyway.’]
Haha
└ Nohaha​​That’s true, but why do you get rude when this hyung talks about it?

[China declares No Jesus. Declaration of boycott on items related to Jejus.]

[Jejus, who heard the news of the boycott, ‘I like China. When I see them, I feel like I’ve become a great person.’]

[Jejus with a sad expression, ‘I have nothing to do while playing soccer, so if you’re going to boycott, do it.’]

[Chinese National Football Team Feng Xiaoting, ‘Jejus is over-packaged. He plays soccer slightly better than me. The principal is proving that fact.’]

[Jejus, ‘That’s right. My weekly salary is similar to that of an unknown player named Feng Xiaoting. Looking at the weekly wage, Feng Xiaoting also seems to be good at soccer.’]
└ Are you asking for a weekly wage increase?
└  Crazyhaha

[Real Madrid begins negotiations with Jeju to renew the contract.]

[Jejus before the weekly wage negotiations, ‘Oh, I’m not talking about asking for a weekly wage increase, heh heh.’]
└ Look at the expression, I want to hit the doghaha

[Jesus after weekly wage negotiations, ‘Hala Madrid, my heart is in Madrid.’]
└? Posture shift what?
└Local fans of Real Madrid must have had a crush on the public.
└ ····? First of all, I know you don’t live in Madrid.
└····Doesn’t the public sentiment fall apart?
└ I told you last time. Said to be sacrosanct
└ Local fans are saying thank you for renewing the contract now.
└ So, how much is your weekly wage?
└ It’s 800 million, but I’m jealous ㅅㅅ;;
└ Jesus brother! Give Comyu some more chicken!

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[Title: Soccer player Lord Jesus.]

First 200 people sprinkle chicken.
Leave your account number
And why didn’t you tell me that the chicken cost 30,000 won?

└ Brother, I always support you. Xxxx-xxxx is non*. Eat well brother!
└ Xxxx-xxxx group*. Eat well brother!
└└  You didn’t say thank you because it was short.
└└  Ah brother!
└└  Have you subscribed to Yuna Youtube?
└└  I did. Older brother!
└└   Sent. Eat well
└└  Thank you! Older brother!

[Title: Why Jesus is the best GOA-T in history. Three.]
1. Frowning for a raise in weekly wages.
2. Barça -〉 Transferred to Real Madrid 1 season.
3. Spread chicken in the soccer community

Haha]
└  ㅆ1f Why did I sprinkle chicken while I was sleeping!!!
└  Are you sleeping at 2pm on weekdays;;

[Title: Sad. I noticed that Jesus brother paid 30,000 won for chicken.]
Only 30,000 won came into banking.

└Really. There is admiration for community humanity.
└ LosehahaI didn’t talk to the lead Jesus hyung and kept our mouth shuthaha
HahaKing Chiman. 50,000 won is too sweet.

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The eternal truth of life. Multi-line.
The more RAM, the better.
The more money, the better.
Anything is good once there is a lot of it.

That’s why I turned on the stock app today and jumped into the stock market.

“Jesus. Google only offers this price? I should buy it right now.”

During repeated rounds. I had a realization.
That’s right. The fact is that the NASDAQ is a god.

Shopping at the stock market for a while.
Looking at the stocks that were full just by looking at them, I rearranged the plan.

Now, after 4 years, buy a Powerball that will renew the highest winning amount ever.
By taking a shot at the global financial crisis that will be 7 years later, sucking the sweet water. Switch your position to long.

Really, I have to finish the regression somehow this episode.

Besides inflating my assets, of course. We are diligently preparing for the World Cup.

The plan to advance through the World Cup semifinals is as follows.
First of all, he runs a soccer academy and spends his time abroad studying abroad by screening talented youngsters.
With the promising players gathered one by one like that, at the World Cup in Argentina, which will be held at the age of 33, I am full of energy! If it explodes, it is a complete success.

In the last round, as a result of being eliminated in the round of 16, they perished like dogs.

This round is different. It feels good.
The hidden quest was also discovered, and the conditions were eased.
It feels like heaven is helping me.

So.

Do your job, Kim Doo-shik.

“Doo-shik hyung, how did the soccer academy go? Have you decided to study in Madrid?”

[… Jesus. My brother arrived in Korea today.]

Know. So, get to work as soon as you arrive.
Were you thinking of taking a break?

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While I was on vacation after being disciplined. Los Blancos, who fell like a dog in the quarterfinals of the Copa del Rey, are at a loss. He was preparing for the UEFA Champions League quarter-final first leg against Liverpool at the Santiago Bernabéu.

It was clear that everyone was tired because they had to play again three days after playing the league game.
It was nice to see him diligently working on his training.

“Damn it! Jesus, what’s with that fucking sunbed?”

Of course I’m different.
I got a day off today from the director.
Maybe it was because of the advocacy interview I had with the director last time. He obediently allowed me to take my vacation.

Side-

“What? It’s monitoring you guys to see if you’re training well.”

Lying on the sunbed, let’s answer while sucking on the fresh fruit juice that Yuna made by grinding vegetables and fruits carefully in the morning. Luis Garcia, Sergio Pepe, and Luca Savicchi, who I’ve always been close to, start spitting out one word at a time.

“Gilipolla, why are you being sarcastic? I want to give it a shot.”

“If we slam that guy, the Madridistas will catch us and kill us?”

“…Wouldn’t it be extenuating if Sergio hits?”

“I’d rather have Luca hit you. The Madridistas can think of it as a prank.”

Pepe and Vladimir Lazovic, the duo of souls, approached us as we were talking nonsense.

“Jeju, could you help me with training?”

“Si? What training?”

Serbia’s Vladimir Lazovic reminds me of Nemanja Vidic, his national team senior. He was known for his mop defense.

“I want to stop you one-on-one.”

I nodded at his words.
I was also bored. I want to loosen up my body.

It’s like a one-on-one match.
Among the bets of countless spectators,
It was done

“All-in for Jeju to win.”

I’m working with Vladimir Lazovic.

“Ban Ding?”

“Call.”

Tried match fixing.

“Puta! This is a scam!”

“Amigo! Great play.”

The guys who were match-fixed
I felt unfair, and asked Pepe, who acted as a referee, to give me money.

“I’m sorry, but the bet cannot be reversed.”

Our fair Madridista Pepe ignored their request like a knife.

Heh heh, you stupid guys.
Trying to beat the master at a gambling house.

The match is over As the crowd dispersed.
Vladimir and I cautiously approached Pepe.

“Amigo great progress.”

“Jejeje, after I retire, I’ll have to go into the entertainment industry. Pablo will have to be nervous about his debut as well.”

Divide the bet money into 3 equal parts. He shook hands with Vladimir and Pepe.

“It’s been a great partnership. And I’ll have to go in. My wife is waiting for me at home.”

“Amigo, be careful going in.”

“Okay, let’s go first. Ay Vlady’s practice partner will do it next!”

I waved at them and left the training ground. Headed home

“That…Jesus, this outfit is a bit embarrassing.”

And when I got home, Yuna was wearing a bunny girl costume with an awkward expression!

“Jesus Fucking Christ!!”

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Champions League.
1st leg of the quarterfinals. Santiago Bernabeu.
Real Madrid: Liverpool

Pre-game interview.

[Liverpool FC coach Klopp, ‘Blocking Jeju will decide the outcome of this match.’]

[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I feel comfortable with the fact that Jesus is there. We will repay the sadness of the past 16 years by listening to the big year this season. ‘]

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Before players enter.
After achieving La Décimocuarta (14th win) in 2022. Fans of Real Madrid, who had not won the Champions League in 16 years, eagerly began singing the cheering song.

Historia que tú hiciste, historia por hacer

The history you made, the history you made

Porque nadie resiste, tus ganas de vencer

Because no one can resist your desire to win

Ya salen la estrellas mi viejo chamartín

The stars come in, on my old Chamartin

De lejos y de cerca, nos traes hasta aquí

Far and near, you take us here

Llevo tu camiseta, pegada al corazon

In your uniform, stuck to my heart

Los días que tú juegas, son todo lo que soy

The day you play is my everything

Ya corre la saeta, ya ataca mi Madrid

The arrow runs, my madrid strikes

Soy lucha soy belleza, el grito que aprendí

I am struggle and beauty, this cry I have learned

Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!

Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, Alla Madrid

Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!

Nothing more, nothing more, Alla Madrid!

[2038-2039 Champions League. At home to Real Madrid in the first leg of the quarter-final, La Decimoquinta, we hear the cheers of Madridistas hoping to win their 15th Champions League title.]

♩♪♬♪♬

[Five. The Champions theme song is playing, but the theme song is being buried by the home fans cheering for Joo Jesus!]

“Dios del Madrid (God of Madrid) Jesus!!”

“God bless Madrid to the glory of La Decimoquinta!”

Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!

Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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