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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 21

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 21

Chapter 21 – Black Sheep -1

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After blowing away a one-on-one chance with an absurd shot.
Luis Garcia started glaring at me.

“Um. Jejus, I won’t offend you.”

Luca approached cautiously. I said it as if I had deliberately launched a water rocket.
I told Luca the truth.

“I lost my step. This was absolutely not intentional.”
“Um. Yes. That’s right. Everything you said is correct, Jesus.”

No matter how I looked at it, it didn’t seem to be believable. Eventually, I give up. In earnest, all the passes passed by Luis Garcia were blown away with a water rocket.

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[Jesus Joo, launches the 5th water rocket into the sky. Do you have trouble with Luis Garcia? We are picking only the pass Luis Garcia sends and making it soar high into the sky.]

[Yes. The first shot looked like a mistake, but now it looks like he is seriously shooting a water rocket.]

[By the way, Luis Garcia has great perseverance. If I shoot that much, I don’t think I’ll pass because it’s dirty.]

Haha. I see. It’s like watching a showdown between two proud geniuses. ]

[When Jesus Joo fires the 6th water rocket, the referee blows a whistle to end the game. Copa del Rey quarterfinal second leg, FC Real Madrid vs. Girona CF, Real Madrid win 4-0 at home stadium Santiago Bernabéu.]

“Jesus! We like you shooting water rockets!”

“Because you’ve already scored!”

“Ohh-! Our Santo!”

[The home fans are singing cheers for Joo Jesus. He is the Republic of Korea’s main player who is loved by Madridistas!]

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[Girona CF director expresses displeasure with Jeju’s behavior. ‘It was an act of ignoring us.’]

[Jeju, apologize to Girona CF. ‘I had no intention of provoking the Girona CF. If you feel offended by my behavior, I would like to apologize.’]

[Girona fans present Jeju’s alien theory to Jeju’s apology. ‘Alien took Jeju’s body! There is no way Jejus will apologize!’]

[Luis Garcia reveals an anecdote with Jejus. ‘Jejus is a real madman. He never imagined that he would keep his word that he would launch a water rocket at the perfect opportunity.’]

[Jeju, in the words of Luis Garcia, ‘I was unfair because I was misunderstood for my mistakes. That’s why I actually acted in order not to be unfair.’]

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On my way to work after finishing recovery training. Coach Valverde came up to me and asked for my understanding.

“Oh. Jejus, is this time okay?”

After all, only when the relationship with the director is good can you comfortably lupine your weekly wage. I kindly nodded my head at the director’s words.

“Si. What’s up?”

“I’m trying to sign a player, but I think I’ll need your help.”

Can we say that he is a player with Real Madrid DNA?
As the director led me, I moved to the director’s office. Open the door and enter the supervisor’s office. Real Madrid players stood with cakes.

“Happy Birthday Jesus!”

Oh It’s my birthday today

“Uh. Gracias”

Let’s say thank you to them.

“Amigo! Like it a little more!”

Sergio Pepe raised his hands in protest at your flat reaction.

“No. Are you saying you know how well you prepared today?”

I honestly had no idea. I was preparing to recite the DNA of Real Madrid. I was embarrassed to receive a sudden birthday celebration.

“Puhuh. Hey Jejus, did the camera clearly capture your surprise?”

As Luis Garcia said, in the filmed video, I could see myself wriggling around my eyes.

Luis Garcia. With a playful face, he gave me a strange nickname.
Hehe-! Angkaljin Jesus!”

Really. You are an extra shot of water rockets.

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@Realmadrid ☆ official
(Photo of smiling while holding a cake)
Happy Birthday Jejus!
@Lord_Jesus_18

– Is today Easter?
– What bullshit?
– Easter is the day our god was reborn.
– Oh. I understand now.
– Has everyone seen this video? @LuisGarcía8
– Lol As Louis said, you’re an angry saint.

@LuisGarcía8 ☆ official
(Jeju’s birthday celebration video)
Happy birthday to Angkaljin Jejus!
@Lord_Jesus_18

-Like Lewis said, you are an angry saint lol
– Lol You’re a bad boy you can’t hate.

@LukaSavic10 ☆ official
(Picture of Jesus Christ celebrating after scoring with a pass from Luka Savic.)
Happy Birthday Jejus. We could be the best duo in history!

-LuisGarcia8: Sorry Luca, the best duo in history is me and Jejus.
-LukaSavic10: Luis, have you already forgotten? Jejus didn’t like your crappy pass and sent it flying into the sky.
-LuisGarcia8: Come out to the training ground right now and face off.
-LukaSavic10: I’m sorry but I can’t hear the loser. Lewis, please admit it. The quality of your pass is worse than mine.
-Can’t we just call it a trio? Why are you fighting?
– This is a man’s problem with pride.
– I don’t get it at all.

@Song_You ☆ official

(Photo of making a birthday cake and waiting)
Jesus! Happy birthday!
But when are you coming home?
A sister as pretty as a flower is waiting for you (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)◞

-Lord_Jesus_18: I’m going nowhehe
-Song_You: Uh, come carefully~
– What? Do you guys live together?
– Pinky. You do some search
– Tsundere. Look at him bringing the link while cursing.
HahaHe looks like an angry Joo Jesus player.

At that time, when everyone was celebrating the birthday of the Lord Jesus.
A Real Madrid player. I posted a post publicly sniping the Lord Jesus.

@JavierMarias ☆ official
There is a black sheep at Real Madrid.
He values ​​money more than football. He does not participate diligently in training, disregards the coach’s instructions and undermines the discipline of his team.

-Lord_Jesus_18: If you mess with it, you too scored 14 goals in 6 league games.
-JavierMarias: Soccer isn’t all about goals.
-Lord_Jesus_18: Yes soccer isn’t all about goals, soccer is all about skill. If you don’t have skills, close your mouth and tell me to train or work harder.

@Lord_Jesus_18 ☆ official
(Photo of the black sheep)
Madridista, I am the black sheep. Got a problem?
@JavierMarias

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[Why did Joo Jesus say he was a black sheep on social media on his birthday?]

[Real Madrid, midfielder Javier Marias. ‘There is a black sheep on the team.’]

[Jeju’s, ‘I am the black sheep. So is there a problem?’]

[Madridista, ‘We like Jeju even if it’s a black sheep! Why? He’ll score every game!”]

[Cristiano Ronaldo, ‘Jeju is an excellent player who can be said to be my successor.’]

[Jeju, ‘I recognize Messi more than Ronaldo.’]

[Cristiano Ronaldo, ‘Withdraw my remarks. Jesus must learn about humility.’]

[Jeju, ‘I still respect the club and the manager. Unlike someone who shouted GO AT’]

[Kure, arguing with Jejus. ‘You respect the club?’]

[Jeju’s, ‘Hala Madrid!’]

[Madridista sings Santo Jesus, the cheering song of Jejus, in an interview with Jejus.]

[Kure to open Jeju’s uniform burning ceremony again]

[Jeju, toward La Masia top prospect Sergio Fabregas, ‘I can feel the DNA of Real Madrid.’]

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[Football fans across the country, I am Bae Jae-seong, the caster of Real Madrid vs. Real Sociedad in the 22nd round of La Liga. As a special commentator, he is the first player in the Korean La Liga. Former national player Lee Man-soo, member of the committee, was invited.]

[Yes. I am Lee Man-soo, a former national team player. Nice to meet you, viewers.]

[In fact, isn’t Real Sociedad the place where Lee Man-soo’s legendary interview was left?]

[···Yes. I will do well at Sociedad and go to Real Madrid. The main character of this legendary interview is me. I really didn’t know at the time. Taking this opportunity, I would like to sincerely apologize to Sociedad fans and club officials.]

[Interview skills, play, and in fact, when you look at Joo Jesus, sometimes you can feel the scent of Lee Man-soo in his youth.]

[Ai what? I did well too. There is a lot of difference compared to Jesus.]

[Five. Are you familiar with Joo Jesus?]

[No, I want to become friends. Jesus type! I want to get to know you! If you watch the video later, please follow me on social media.]

[These days. We will start broadcasting the match between Real Madrid and Real Sociedad with special commentator Lee Man-soo, who has appeared in many entertainment programs and has a good sense of entertainment.]

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Before the game starts.

@Lord_Jesus_18 ☆ official
(Photo of the black sheep)
@JavierMarias Watch this match closely. Football is like this.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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