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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 11

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 11

Chapter 11 – Vs Napoli (2) & ¡Hala Madrid! (Removed Modified Group Chat Room)

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After scoring the goal and ending the conversation with Luis Garcia, I headed to the corner flag to celebrate, and I saw coach Usman Griezmann on the touch line.

As I looked at him, who liked the opening goal, the many condescending words he had said to me in the meantime came to mind, and when I came to my senses, I was already kicking the Bundesliga towards the coach.

“Puta!!!”

Coach Griezmann, who was hit by my kick while swearing and flew away, and head coach Jose Sierra, who looked at me with a stunned expression next to the coach who flew away.

“Oh! Jesus, what the hell did you do!”

And at my splendid ceremony, Stadio Diego Armando Maradona, the home stadium of Naples, was overcome with shock and fear, and only cold silence flowed.

“Get off the ground right now!”

The referee came up and held up a red card telling me to leave work early. I nodded obediently and headed towards the away team’s locker room.

“What is that bastard really?”

Seeing me like that, Sergio Fabregas swears softly, but it was only after he relieved the stress with a Bundesliga kick that he sent at the manager. I was able to head to the locker room in a good mood.

It’s a stadium covered in silence.

This is so precious.

I open my arms
Like Jesus on the cross
I looked at the camera taking a picture of me.

Worship Umin people.
The football god is back.

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[Jejus leaves the ground with a fantastic kick following a fantastic goal.]

[The kick was perfect. If you look closely here, the stud was tucked in and kicked with the instep. I think the secret to the overhead kick is this kick.]

Haha. Yes, director Griezmann also got up immediately to see if he was seriously injured.]

[I don’t know what the relationship is like between the two, but you shouldn’t do anything violent inside the Jejus soccer field.]

[Well. I think the problem with Griezmann and Barcelona is also big.]

[Why? In this case, isn’t it clearly a problem that Jejus player kicked at coach Griezmann?]

[During the last touchline incident, coach Griezmann didn’t have issues with racism? Maybe it’s because I’ve been resentful of him]

[Come to think of it, comparing the appearance of Jejus in the early days of joining and the appearance of Jejus now, the difference is clear.]

[Yes. I don’t understand why Barcelona doesn’t protect the little boy.]

[ Well. Uh? Are you doing a celebration on Jejus player’s camera right now?]

[Oh, my God. Like Jesus who died on the cross wearing a crown of thorns and carrying our sinful karma, did he mean that he would become the agent of all the discriminated against and carry the sinful karma of violence?! He’s crazy Although the act should not have led to violence. He must mean he doesn’t care if he gets chastised! Five. I want to give him the nickname ‘Little Jesus’!]

– You’re crazy! His celebrations are both philosophical and artistic!
– Five! Little Jesus of the East!
– Then, is that kick a sacred kick?
– A sacred and righteous kicking base.

The other commentator instinctively sensed that wasn’t the case, but when he saw the burning chat window, he decided to just keep his mouth shut.

[Jesus, the prophet from the East, and the little Jesus, is leaving the ground!!]

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Things took a strange turn after the Champions League group stage match against Napoli ended in Barcelona’s victory.
Interviews with Akdong sunbaenims, whom I respect, burst out one after another.

[Balotelli, a bad boy from Italy, posted a cross celebration of Jesus on his social media and posted the hashtag #Live Together against racial discrimination together.]

[‘The Devil’s Talent’ Cassano. ‘Racism must end. It doesn’t make sense that a racist manager still manages at Barcelona.’ Speaking.]

[‘Bad Boy’ Rooney ‘Why doesn’t Barcelona protect the 18-year-old Lionel Messi?’]

[‘King of Manchester United’ Cantona ‘Racism must end. And Jesus’ kick was a great kick to fight racism.’]

Well. Misunderstanding is a good thing.

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[Barcelona sack coach Usman Griezmann for poor performance. As his successor, Jose Sierra, who was the head coach, was appointed. Responding silently on the issue of racial discrimination]

[Real Madrid, our club will join the movement against racism. #LiveTogether]

[Madrista, we are waiting for our little Jesus to come to Madrid.]

[Joint statement by UEFA, FIFA, and RFEF that Jejus and Barcelona cannot participate due to disciplinary action for the remainder of the match. There should not be violence on the ground for any reason.]

[The Royal Spanish Football Association (RFEF), starting with the Barcelona audit, will extensively check whether there are other racial discrimination issues in other clubs.]

[La Liga clubs that are on fire. Hurry up to cover up the issue of racial discrimination.]

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Song_You☆ Official
[Title: My Handsome Husband]

(Photo of the Lord Jesus presenting the Jesus ceremony)

(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ My husband is really cool.

(Comments saying they want to watch the Lord Jesus game)
I also want to see Jesus run.(。•́︿•̀。)

-Lord_Jesus_18: Come after graduating from school this time!
-Song_You: Can I really go?
-Lord_Jesus_18: Of coursehehe
-Song_You: Then sister make a real passport?ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
-Lord_Jesus_18hahauh. I’ll pick you up on the coming day
-Song_You: ( ˘ ³˘)♥
-Lord_Jesus_18: Me too ( ˘ ³˘)♥
– What are they doing? And Lord Jesus, what is he going to pick up on training days, right?
– You’re a jerk.
– Not really? I’m a madrista
– ㅋ ㅋ Start with your little star, make it private ㅋ
– ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ Put the flag on the Star Star and play Madridista ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
– It is even called Madristahaha
-Song_You: Don’t fight in My Star Star!
ᕙ(๏ 益 ๏)ᕗ
– I’m sorry;;

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Following the ban from the Royal Spanish Football Association, he is no longer allowed to play for Barcelona. Barcelona also didn’t want me to come to the club and make an accident.

“What? In the meantime, will you be punished?”

“Shut up.”

I arrived in Madrid with Dusik hyung to look for a house in Madrid, the hometown of a team to be transferred to during the winter transfer window.

“Hyung, the price is higher than I thought?”

“Give up that damn pool!”

“No, how can I give it up. It’s a swimming pool in the garden!”

While Dushik and his brother were contemplating the price of a mansion that was more expensive than expected, a Spanish real estate agent cautiously approached.

“Hey, are you Jeju’s?”

“Huh? Nice to meet you. I’m soccer player Jejus.”

“Oh! I’m a big fan. Are you thinking of moving to Real Madrid?”

At his words, Dushik stepped forward.

“Hmm. The details have not been decided yet.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean to pry. The owner of this mansion has a great Madridista and would be willing to give you a discount if you want to buy it for the reason that Joo Jesus moves to Real Madrid.”

At his words, Dushik turned his head and looked at me.

“What do you want to do?”

“What should I do? They said they gave me a discount. I’m going to transfer to Real Madrid. Please contact him.”

A real estate agent is going to contact the landlord. Not long after. A middle-aged man who looked profound got out of a luxurious car.

“Oh Mr. Kim, long time no see. If you’re in Madrid, why don’t you look for me first?”

Haha. I was trying to buy a house quietly so that there wouldn’t be any rumors.”

“Ah. That’s right, I’m uncomfortable… Oh! Prophet Jesus of Madrid! Nice to meet you.”

“Yes. Nice to meet you too. President, but how do you feel about this place?”

“Heh heh, the guy selling the house here called me because he’s close with me. Feel free to call me Núñez.”

“It’s okay to call them names, but I call them tío (uncle)”

Chairman Núñez, who made a really happy expression on my cheeky face. Chairman Núñez’s tension rose in an instant, and Dusik and I were dragged around in the conversation.

Haha. You have a famous soccer player sobrino (nephew). Hmm. El sobrino? Can I speak to you?”

“SÍ Please speak comfortably”

“Okay! My nephew can’t live in a cheap mansion like this. Come with me.”

As we followed Chairman Nunez, a huge mansion caught our eyes.

“My nephew, I will rent it free of charge as long as you play in Madrid, and if you retire in Madrid, I will give you this mansion as a gift.”

At the words of the chairman, I let out a small sigh without even realizing it.
When I retire, they give me a mansion with 8 bathrooms, 7 bedrooms, and even a memorial museum?

“¡Hala Madrid!”

Now, from this moment. My heart is in Madrid.

Return if you can’t win the World Cup? Does that matter?

It’s important that you treat me like this.

And since I passed through the round of 16 last round, I really don’t know this time.


The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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