Chapter 114 – Non-Ideal Western Life (5)
‘… I almost got into big trouble!’
I was just asking in case, but I never thought you really took the birth control potion.
She was truly glad that Helen was not pregnant.
“Cha, don’t be mistaken! Not specifically Harin… Right?!! After all, it’s natural that the future child born between you and me will be cute, so I didn’t think about becoming a mother anytime soon!! “I was just so busy that I forgot!!”
I decided.
At least
‘Pillar West’
This
‘Maternal love’
Until I get to the front, I will strictly use contraception when having sex with Helen.
“Yes… Of course, it was.”
“Joy! You just need to know. Then, quickly wrap it up and get it over with. “I’m busy too.”
Swoosh─
After saying that, Helen stuck out her buttocks again.
Considering the difference in height, the sight of her slightly lifting her toes was quite remarkable, but that didn’t mean she could go against the decision she had just made.
“No, that’s enough. “I won’t do it today.”
“W-what? Why did she suddenly change her mind?”
“They said it was a dangerous day. “There are no condoms.”
“Since when did scum like you care about such things…!! “You can just take the contraceptive potion later!”
I spoke cautiously as Helen approached me as if she was almost grabbing me by the collar.
“… You’re not going to take the birth control potion.”
“Nothing, nothing, nothing!” Such nonsense?! Well, you can’t cancel right away!! Well, last time I just said I forgot!!”
Exclaimed Helen, whose red hair and face seemed to have disappeared due to her slight exaggeration.
“Okay. “I’m canceling it, so calm down.”
“Of course it should be! Nu, nu, if anyone hears this, they will think that I want to have children with you!”
“… But what if I really forget this time?”
“Oh, I won’t do it!! I think Helen Redrose will make the same mistake twice!!”
Somehow Helen says
‘Mistake’
It seemed like it was going in the opposite direction from what I thought…
‘… Even if you ask me now, I’ll never admit it.’
In my experience, in cases like this, it was best to change the topic entirely.
“No, why are you looking at me like this? “Do you want to have sex with me that much?”
“Well, when did I say I wanted to have sex?! If I’m going to do it anyway, I just want to finish it quickly and go back!”
To be honest, she found Helen so cute that she wanted to pretend not to know and give in to her temptation.
She couldn’t help it.
What man in the world wouldn’t like it when a beautiful and capable woman like Helen acts like that, saying she’s pregnant with my child?
However, if you give in to temptation and get Helen pregnant,
Serious aftereffects
It was natural that this would happen.
‘I might get stabbed by the real Evelyn…’
First, she was allowed to have a harem of up to 10 people by Ibelin, but in return, she promised to let Ibelin handle her first pregnancy.
But in this situation, suddenly pregnant Helen is introduced to Evelyn?
… Just imagining it sent shivers down her spine.
“So I’ll send it to you. “They said I have to go quickly.”
“No… But what if I really send it… Ah! Now, wait a minute!”
Swoosh─
When I tried to put my pants back on, Helen shouted and pulled out a condom from deep inside her purse.
“New… Now that I think about it, there was a condom.”
“…”
“W-what is it! Those eyes!! I didn’t prepare it specifically for you, right? Well, it’s just that… There’s a story that if you put a condom in her wallet, she’ll save money!!”
She didn’t say anything, but Helen made an excuse first.
“So it’s resolved now, right? As I said before, I’m busy, so I’ll do it quickly…”
“But I’m sorry, I can’t use this.”
“Ah!! Why do men criticize me so much!! What else am I dissatisfied with!! Now there are condoms too!! You only have one semester in your life to be in a relationship with a quality woman like me? “Isn’t it a waste of a day?”
“No… The condom size doesn’t fit.”
“What, what?”
“The condom is too small to fit the dick.”
Helen looked at the condom and then at my face and whispered softly.
“Well… That can’t be possible?… Is it… The… Biggest one?”
“If you don’t believe it, try putting it on.”
“Joy! Well, it’s okay to show off just because your dick is a bit big… I guess you don’t know, but condoms are actually elastic… Right? To? What? Oh, no! Cha! … Why doesn’t this go in? . If you do it like this, shouldn’t you be able to get in!!”
“I told you, the size doesn’t fit.”
I feel sorry for Helen, but
‘XXL condom for humans’
It wasn’t enough to cover my dick.
At least
‘XXL condom for demons’
I barely managed to get in…
Even that kept tearing, so at some point I gave up and started mainly using birth control potions.
“S-It’s not a person…!! Uh, how can it be said that XXL condoms are too small to fit?”
“If you want to have sex that much, next time, bring XXL for demons or birth control potion. “If you buy it for human use like this time, it won’t work.”
“Who wants to do something like that! Hmm! If you don’t go in… That’s actually a good thing!! Unlike you, I want to be in a relationship for at least a day!!”
“For something like that, my love was dripping.”
“Well, that’s just a physiological phenomenon!! And I guess you don’t know because you’re a man, but do you know how bad birth control potions are?”
Helen naturally seemed to think that I didn’t know what birth control potion tasted like, but she actually knew because I had tasted it a little bit.
‘It was really creepy and tasteless…’
When Ibelin found her new condom at her Poring Store, she had reason to be extremely happy.
Contraceptive potion
Mincho Chicken
And
Barley Cola
It was at a level that even Monk Yuris, who enjoys eating weird food, evaluated it as ambiguous.
‘Oh, so is there anything Helen didn’t drink?’
She thought that making Helen drink a contraceptive potion because she had a unique constitution that shared her senses of taste and touch might feel like being tortured.
‘… I’m a little sorry.’
When her thoughts reached that point later, she felt a little guilty towards Helen.
“… And you! You said you had no intention of coveting Redrose’s fortune? “Isn’t asking me to buy condoms using Red Rose’s property!”
“No… I was thinking of buying a lot of condoms, so I even used Red Rose’s money… No matter how much I am, I can’t afford that much.”
“That, that, that, that’s not what you meant, right?!!”
As Helen opened her mouth wide in shock, I chuckled and said,
“I’m kidding. Still, it would be a good idea to buy a lot because I will use it after giving birth control potion.”
“… Buy and use again! Waste, trash!!! “You are truly human trash!!!”
****
“Ok… I said it was really solid information…! Well, you guessed it well so far… Dirt… But why!!! “I bet money, so you can’t guess!!”
Absolutely! Wow-!
Poporing opened the newspaper, tore up the betting ticket, and screamed.
I invested all my money in the information that I could earn at least 5 times more, but in an instant, it turned into a piece of paper.
“Mud… If I had known it would be like this… I would have just paid the rent…”
If I hadn’t gambled away, I would have been able to cover the back rent and research expenses with the advance payment and credit…
It’s too late to regret.
─Sweet
When Poporing turned his gaze, he saw dildos and condoms full of dildos on the desk.
“Uh… What should I do? “If I don’t achieve anything like this, I’ll have to return the money…”
Is it because this request is purely for condoms needed for erotic acts?
For the first time in my life, I got stuck when making something.
Of course, as a professional magic toolmaker, Poporing worked hard to create the best ‘condom’.
He went around town, bought oversized dildos and various types of condoms, and stopped by the library to look through papers and books on the structure of the male body.
But…
Nowhere was it written about a dick the size of a forearm.
‘… But… It can’t be… That the credit value gets eaten up… Ah… No… No… No. The person who gave me those kind eyes…’
In fact, the items taken on credit had a strong scent of crime, but…
Poporing tried not to think too deeply about that part.
-Taddak –Taddak
[Author: Mojito Deliveryman■]
[Guys, is there a big difference between a dildo and a real dick?][18]
Aren’t dildos originally made to resemble dicks? But if it’s very different, isn’t there a problem?
Childhood Friend Rape■: Oh haha, it must be the same hahaOf course it’s different haha
ㄴ Mojito Delivery Man■: Have you tried using your dildo?
ㄴ Childhood Friend Rape■: Why do you use a dildo when there is a biological dildo? And how can a fake beat the real one?
ㄴ Mojito Delivery Man■: Please explain in detail… What’s so different?
ㄴ Rape of a childhood friend■ : LOL First, things like smell, body temperature, and pulse…
ㄴ Childhood Friend Rape■: Ah, it’s hard to explain haha. You’ll understand just by having sex haha
ㄴ ㅇㅇ (154.55): This guy is making a fucking campaign just because he had sex once ㄹㅇ…
ㄴ I only say kind things■: ㄹㅇㅋㅋ It seems like just having sex is a joke. Does it make sense that the size of your arm is the size of your forearm?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ (737.168): Of course it’s a lie haha. The men I’ve met so far don’t even have half an arm’s length?
ㄴ Childhood Friend Rape■: My boyfriend is really as big as my forearm.
ㄴ Mojito Delivery Man■: Please answer seriously… It’s important… If you have a dick the size of your forearm, how big is it before it becomes erect?
ㄴ Rape of a childhood friend■: I don’t know haha. Whenever that guy looks at me, he’s so crazy that he always has an erection.
ㄴ Just say kind words■: What a shameful delusion you are. Where can you find a dick as big as your forearm? LOL
ㄴ Childhood Friend Rape■: Just because you didn’t see it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, you chicken boy.
ㄴ Just say kind words■: The rapist is running a chicken coop lol
ㄴ Rape of a childhood friend■: He said he was an adah, and then he said he was a rapist, but there is no difference haha. But you stink, so I don’t think you will eat it haha
Poporing posted a question in the gallery, feeling like he was grasping at straws, but…
As expected, there was no helpful information at all.
“… It’s muddy… It’s really useless.”
Now that it was like this, there was only one way left.
Seueuugh-
Poporing took out the student ID card she had deposited as collateral for her credit and clenched her fists.
‘… The real thing!.. Let’s see the real thing!’
