Chapter 331 – Episode 37. Teacher, Please Become a Club Advisor!
“Ryuta, I’ve gathered club members!”
“Sir, we’re here!”
Today, Akina Konoe and Yuka Otagi entered the training preparation room first. Both of them looked quite confident, as if they had gathered quite a few club members.
“I have received club membership applications from special class members Diana Saionji, Rena Sakagami, and Shiyo Naruse!”
“I gathered three people! Was it the Minamoto team’s relaxation club? That club won’t be able to defeat us easily!”
Although it was commendable that they had gathered three of their classmates, the fact that there were no applications from other classes or grades despite putting up that colorful poster meant that the dating experience club did not seem to have had much of an impact on the school. Or maybe students were so scared by the word date that they didn’t apply.
“We came too.”
“Ehehe, Ryutachi~☆”
The door to the training preparation room bursts open and Lisa Minamoto and Shii Seizawa come in, hmm… ? Three more people were following behind the two. One of the three people was a face I knew.
It was the former Hamahata Konoka Prefecture Urabe Konoka whom I saw at the Chooten Island inn. She said she would definitely come tomorrow… Did you come a little early?
Then, the other two couldn’t be… Are they regular students? When I looked closely, it looked exactly like the ID photo on the student roster.
The one with slightly grey-blue hair, wearing glasses and suspenders is Tsubaki Shido, from the newspaper club, and the one with brown hair, a high ponytail, muscularity and a dashing appearance is with his club members. It must have been Kina Kujo who fought one-on-one.
“Okay, welcome! We gathered three people! How much did you save?”
Yuka Otagi said while looking at Risa Minamoto and Shii Seizawa. Minamoto Risa took Seizawa Shii’s place and answered, taking a step forward.
“There are three of us too. “The three people here.”
“Oh, hello, teacher…” !”
“Just as the informant said, a really handsome teacher has become your homeroom teacher.”
“Kyahaha! Teacher, are you feeling well? Do you like fighting sports?”
All three of them had so much personality that you could guess their personalities just by listening to them.
Urabe Konoka seemed to recognize me and treated me cautiously, but fortunately she didn’t hastily call me by my name.
Seeing that Tsubaki Shido used the phrase “Informer,” It was obvious that he was a former head of the newspaper department. Even now, he was looking me up and down with his eyes behind his glasses, trying to figure me out.
Kina Kujo was just a martial arts idiot. Does she feel similar to Fujigasanki Rinka? If I say I’m Fujigasanki Rinka’s disciple, I guess she can make me her subordinate right away… We’ll have to wait and see.
“Isn’t there a club with all three of you?”
“Konoka Urabe transferred to the school this semester and didn’t have a club to begin with, and the rest of us got kicked out for causing an accident with the club!”
Seizawa Shii explained my questions. But is it okay to say that I was kicked out in such a refreshing way? In that case, the number of club recruitment is 3 to 3, so it is a draw.
“But after hearing what I said yesterday, you ran out as if you realized something. How did you come up with the idea to recruit them?”
I asked Risa Minamoto what I was curious about before hearing each other talk about who lost and won in a draw.
“As the teacher said yesterday, if it doesn’t work internally, we should seek a solution externally, so we thought of attracting regular and transfer students from the outside to the club.”
I definitely remembered yesterday that I said that if it doesn’t work from within, I have to do it from the outside.
It’s pretty amazing that you were inspired by that and brought in two suspended students and a transfer student from outside the school. Even so, the two suspended students knew the contact information of Konoka Urabe, a transfer student, so it seemed like the Minamoto family also had considerable information.
“Lyuta! What do you do if you give a hint in a fair match?”
“Yes, no favoritism!”
Akina Konoe and Yuka Otagi thought I had given them a hint and protested, but I did not give them a hint.
“So it’s a draw?”
Seizawa Shii said while looking at Akina Konoe and Yuka Otagi. In soccer, it was like losing 3-0 and then catching up to 3-3, so Seizawa Shii’s momentum was comparable.
“Since it’s a draw, let’s name it Dating Experience-Meditation Department.”
“Why is the name of the dating experience club moving forward? “I think the meditation-dating experience section would be better?”
Risa Minamoto reacts in protest at my words. Does this mean that which name comes first is a matter of pride? It’s a bit of a pain.
“The meditation-dating experience section feels like a delusion of the dating experience. The dating experience-meditation section has a better feel because it feels like having a dating experience and sorting it out through meditation.”
It was Akina Konoe who spoke logically. The problem was that the logic was ‘in its own way’, so of course it was not accepted by the meditation club. In the end, the education preparation room became noisy like a marketplace.
“Stop!”
It felt like the argument was getting more and more heated, so I raised my hand to stop everyone.
“Don’t get too worked up, let’s all take some ice cream out of the refrigerator and eat it. There is also pudding, so you can eat pudding.”
In times like this, we need to supply sweets. It’s a good thing I brought in the refrigerator yesterday. At my words, everyone went to the refrigerator and grabbed some ice cream one by one. Everyone gets their own ice cream and pudding.
Akina Konoe chose strawberry yogurt-flavored ice cream, and Yuka Otagi chose a slightly creepy bright red cherry-flavored popsicle. Seizawa Shii chose custard-flavored pudding, while Risa Minamoto and Konoka Urabe chose green tea-flavored Häagen-Dazs.
The one who made an unusual choice was, of course, the two-member suspended school team. Shido Tsubaki, a former member of the newspaper department, took out the frozen gyudon I had put in it and put it in the microwave, and Kujo Kina started eating protein powder, which I used to eat after a little exercise at school. Both of them looked so natural that I didn’t know what the problem was.
As expected, they were both unusual guys. Despite my dumbfounded look, Tsubaki Shido ate gyudon warmed in the microwave, and Kina Kujo cheerfully shook a glass of water mixed with protein powder, took a one-shot, and finished it off with a “Kya~!” As if she had just drank beer.
When everyone had finished eating the ice cream etc., I opened my mouth.
“Let’s just make a team of Minamoto and Seizawa and Konoe and Otagi and decide by playing rock, paper, scissors. We can’t keep arguing forever. Since both teams have three people, the final decision is a matter of luck.”
In fact, this decision I mentioned was very biased towards the teams of Akina Konoe and Yuka Otagi. Even if Yuka Otagi, a vampire with physical abilities that surpass those of humans, wants to lose to her female students Risa Minamoto and Shii Seizawa, she probably won’t be able to.
Yuka Otagi seemed to have realized my intention and smiled slightly at me.
“Look at rock, paper, scissors… ! Good!”
“If you think about it in soccer, you could think of it as a penalty shootout. It’s a contest!”
Risa Minamoto and Yuka Otagi agreed, and Akina Konoe and Shii Seizawa also nodded. I’m glad. I’ll be able to finish work soon.
It was decided to be a survival match where if one person lost in a 1-on-1 format, the next runner would step up, and the first match would be between Akina Konoe and Risa Minamoto.
“”Rock, paper, scissors!””
They both shout at the same time and hold out their hands as they had decided. Akina Konoe with scissors and Risa Minamoto with her fists was Risa Minamoto’s winner.
“Ah… “I abandoned you, Yuka will punish me!”
“Yes, don’t worry.”
Yuka Otagi stood in front of Lisa Minamoto with her right arm turned.
“”Rock, paper, scissors!””
Risa Minamoto was a furoshiki from the beginning, and Yuka Otagi was originally her fist, but we clearly saw her change from her fist to scissors with her incredible reflexes.
“Ah… ! “I lost.”
“Don’t worry, Lisa-tan! Because I will win!”
Seiza and Shii stepped forward with an expression that they were determined to win.
“”Rock, paper, scissors!””
Saw… ! Seizawa Shii’s hands changed three times, and Otagi Yuka’s hands also changed three times… The match was a draw with both fists.
“Ah! It was a draw~☆”
“Ugh… !”
Seizawa Shii cutely hit her head and stuck out her tongue while Otagi Yuka looked at Seizawa Shii, who showed unexpected skills, with wary eyes.
Everyone here had no idea about Seiza and Shii. It was the agility of Yuka Otagi. I don’t know about his strength or skills, but it was clear that he was strong.
“Oh, oh… ! Would you both like to hang out once this is over?”
Kyujo Kina also seemed to find the two matches interesting and was requesting a match between Otagi Yuka and Seizawa Shii.
“Now, let’s win the game quickly and go home.”
“Hey~! “Do you want to go to Ryutachi’s house?”
As I urged the winner, Seizawa Shii approached me and spoke to me.
“Starting tomorrow, I will become your advisor, so I can’t go this fast.”
“I see! Then let’s play rock, paper, scissors again.”
After hearing my answer, Seizawa Shii gave me a boyish smile and then stood in front of Otagi Yuka again.
“”Rock, paper, scissors!””
The match started again, Seizawa Shii was not looking at Otagi Yuka’s hand. He was smiling strangely while looking at me.
“Hey~! You lost? I’m sorry~ Lisa-tan.”
“No, I lost too…”
Seizawa Shii returned to his usual self, as if the strange smile he had just made up until now was a lie, and fell on Risa Minamoto’s back and apologized.
“Tsk… !”
Yuka Otagi also knew that Seizawa Shii had lost, so she looked a little proud.
“First, since Yuka Otagi won, the club will be a dating experience-meditation club. And the manager should be Konoe or Yuka, and the deputy manager should be Minamoto or Seizawa.”
“Konoe will be the manager.”
“Lisa-tan will be the head of the couple.”
Otagi Yukawa Seizawa Shii answered my question immediately, as if they did not want to take on a troublesome task. As if it had been discussed in advance, Akina Konoe and Lisa Minamoto said nothing.
“Now, here are the documents. “You can submit it to the student council tomorrow.”
“Yes, thank you, advisor.”
When I signed the advisor section on the club creation application form, Akina Konoe bowed her head and accepted it.
Still, because the two teams were so excited about forming a club, almost all the special class students ended up joining the club. At this rate, I won’t be nagging from Yuzuki Kasaoka or the academy principal.
Tomorrow, I will join the club and bring the glasses from the historical site to check Seiza and Shii’s abilities. I’m glad that the issue with Saionji Diana was resolved well.
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Tsubaki Shido
The suspenders, glasses, and 5:5 parting are the character highlights!
Kina Kujo
It’s so muscular…
If you wear long sleeves, it will be less noticeable haha
