Chapter 330 – Episode 37. Teacher, Please Become a Club Advisor!
“She’s kind of out of her mind.”
“Yes? I am his homeroom teacher.”
When Eve saw Risa Minamoto outside and told her that I was her homeroom teacher, Eve said… ! She said no more. When I looked towards Saionji Diana, I saw Saionji Diana lying on the operating table. Above the lying Saionji Diana, a scanning machine was slowly scanning Saionji Diana’s body. Is it okay for her to wear clothes?
“Are you measuring now?”
“Yes. Since I said I was doing swordsmanship, I was calculating the ideal arm and leg length compared to the body. For your information, you can scan everything even if you are wearing clothes.”
Oh, I see. As expected, Eve was a scary Ai, even predicting my thoughts. The ideal arm and leg length… That will vary depending on the swordsmanship, so is it possible to determine that? I think the ideal arm length is different for swordsmanship using a quick sword and swordsmanship using a circular sword. For quick swords, the longer the arms, the more advantageous it will be, and for illusion swords, which focus on change, the changes will be slower if the arms are too long.
Eve seemed to have seen my suspicious gaze and puffed out her cheeks slightly.
“You don’t trust me?”
“No, because the ideal body type is different for each school…”
“I analyzed several schools of thought using big data and came up with an average. After the surgery, you can swing the sword yourself and if it is uncomfortable, I can provide after-sales service. Then, data will accumulate for me again.”
I see. I’ve never seen Eve angry before, but she’s a little upset because she’s having doubts about her abilities. Rather, I liked this appearance because it seemed human(?).
“First, the body measurements have been completed, and the surgery will begin tomorrow morning as the parts are arriving at dawn. What do you want to do?”
“Did you hear about Saionji? What do you want to do? If you do it in the morning, I’ll tell you that I can’t come because I’m sick. Eve can also make fake medical certificates, so you can do it.”
Perhaps because it was a form of scanning, the body measurements were completed quickly. When I heard that the surgery would start tomorrow morning, I asked Saionji Diana when she would have the surgery.
“I will have surgery right away in the morning.”
Since Saionji Diana wanted to get rid of her disability right away, it was almost planned to do it in the morning.
“Yes, let’s do that. “Can I calculate it now?”
“It’s 550,000 points, including the shipping fee and making it a custom size to fit Ms. Saionji’s body!”
550,000 points is worth 550,000 dollars, so it’s quite expensive. Is it worth about 71 million yen? Also, if you think about it, if you use this money as a down payment to become an excellent swordsman, it doesn’t seem like it’s that expensive…
I nodded and asked for the calculation to be made with my dark trading points deposited in the dark trading app. Eve blinked for a moment, then calculated, sir! He smiled refreshingly.
“Let’s go now.”
“Yes… Wow!”
I held Diana Saionji, who was still lying in the body measurement device, in a princess hug and headed toward the wheelchair parked in the corner. Saionji Diana let out a small squeal, but after that she was held quietly like a rabbit caught by her predator.
“I’ll go. “I have to go to work tomorrow, so Diana will be the only one here.”
“No way… ! It’s a bit disappointing. Still, I have some business to talk about, so please stop by as soon as possible.”
I nodded to Eve’s words and left the dark room. I came all the way here just to talk about business, but should Yuzuki Kasaoka be called to Deli Health at the unmanned love hotel where the dark place is located? I think it would feel a bit different if I knew Yuzuki Kasaoka every day at home and then hugged her in a love hotel.
As I came out of the basement where the rock statue was and left the love hotel, paying attention to the people around me, Diana Saionji looked at me and asked me something I was curious about.
“Um, how much is the 1 point I just calculated in real money?”
“Yes, 1 point equals 1 dollar.”
Saionji Diana knew of the existence of the dark prize, but she did not seem to know much about the amount, as she had not used the dark prize.
“1 dollar per point… 550,000 dollars, so that’s over 70 million yen?”
“What if the daughter of Saionji Bank is surprised by only 70 million yen?”
As expected, it was Saionji Diana who was able to calculate things quickly, probably because she had accounting skills in the stat window. I laughed and scolded Saionji Bank, asking what she would do if the daughter of Saionji Bank, who had a large banking business, was surprised, but Saionji Diana continued to be surprised.
Well, her family only gave her a low-level cyber implant on one of her arms, and they probably didn’t even give her pocket money after the accident. That’s how Diana Saionji was able to truly understand the value of her money.
“Where is home? “I’ll take you there.”
“No, please just go there. Anyway, tomorrow is the last time I go in a wheelchair.”
Diana Saionji asks him to stop at a bus stop in the distance even if he offers to take her there. I nodded and took her to the bus stop.
“How much is your monthly allowance? “You decided to work with me after graduation anyway, so don’t lie and tell me.”
“20,000 yen per month.”
20,000 yen? I think I get paid less than the high school girls in Tokyo who spend a lot of money… Diana Saionji seemed to be in a worse mood after answering my question, so she asked me one more question.
“Just pocket money? Or even living expenses?”
My next question is living expenses… Diana Saionji answered softly. So, 20,000 yen covers transportation and food expenses? It won’t be enough, right? Saionji is also amazing. She said that wealth increases, but did she become rich by saving so much?
“I’ll give you 100,000 yen a month, so use it as pocket money. “If it’s not enough, tell me.”
“Yes? Ah…”
Diana Saionji doesn’t know what to do when I take out 100,000 yen from her wallet and give it to her. I patted her shoulder as if it was okay and helped her put the 100,000 yen I gave her into her pocket.
You may not have enough money to hang out with other ladies, but I don’t think Diana Saionji hangs out that much, so 100,000 yen would be fine.
We walked quietly to the bus stop.
“Can you go alone?”
“Yes, I’m used to buses.”
It was Diana Saionji who said she would ride the bus until the end as if she was embarrassed that I was taking her there. I waved my hand to go in carefully and headed towards the house.
“Hey, teacher!”
“Huh?”
Saionji Diana calls me behind my back. Surely you’re not already asking for a raise in pocket money? Ignoring my concerns, Diana Saionji bowed her head to me while sitting in her wheelchair.
“Thank you… !”
“Oh, since you are my homeroom teacher and future boss, I can rely on you a little more.”
It was a greeting of gratitude. At times like this, she doesn’t know what to say…
“For now, just think about completing the surgery well.”
“Yes!”
I said goodbye and left Diana Saionji at the bus stop and went back to her house.
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She went to school and before morning assembly began, she received a text from Eve informing her that surgery had begun. Risa Minamoto was having an assembly. Yesterday she looked like she had given up, but today she looked confident.
Yesterday he looked like he had lost everything, but today he looked confident, so it seemed like he found some clue in our conversation yesterday.
Of course, I thought it would go well, but I’m still a little worried because it’s not a normal surgery, but a new limb.
I was controlling my anxious mind and working on today’s work in the education preparation room. Konoka Urabe, who informed me in advance that she will be attending school starting tomorrow, is coming tomorrow with two suspended students.
Then the total number of members in our class is 13. Only Erika Oofuchi, a hikikomori who never goes to school, has seen her face yet. Should I at least make a home visit later? .
As I was busy teaching and working until third period, my phone rang.
EVE: The surgery went well. Miss Saionji is in the recovery room. Fine-tuning will be done in the afternoon.
竜太: Thank you for your hard work. Thank you for listening to my request.
EVE: What, it was all done in exchange for compensation.
Even though it was a price, I looked into it and found out that Eve had reduced the price a lot because I was a partner. The price of the high-performance cyber implant alone seemed to be $550,000, but the custom tuning fee and surgery fee were not charged at all. In addition, the discreet skin grafting was free, so it was very convenient for me.
竜太: If you have anything to ask of me, please do so.
EVE: Really? I’ll remember this. I will even back up this memory!
I said thank you and told me to ask for anything at any time, but since they even backed it up, does that mean they’ll remember it even if I die? That’s pretty scary.
Rita: Of course. Do it anytime.
EVE: Yes~! Don’t worry Miss Saionji. These days, recovery techniques have developed, so I will be able to go to school tomorrow.
After finishing chatting with Eve, I started working with a more relaxed mind, and before I knew it, lunchtime had passed, my class time had passed, and it was time for the finale.
“Did you attend class well today?”
“…”
“Yes!”
“Ahaha Ryuutachi, do you think we did well in class?”
The reactions were varied. Well, because it’s like this, it must be a special class. Seiza and Shii’s reaction was a little angry, but I watched it because they were pretty.
“Then, as promised, Minamoto, Seizawa, Konoe, and Otagi will come to the training preparation room after the funeral… Good job. People who are going to school should do it, and people who are participating in club activities should do it!”
I didn’t really have anything to deliver today, so I ended it roughly. Actually, I ended up finishing it faster because I was curious about Risa Minamoto and Shii Saionji’s meditation section and Konoe Akina and Otagi Yuka’s dating experience section.
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Diana Made Meme!
