Chapter 462 – Date in a Dream (1)
After getting out of the long sleep, it was a meadow.
“No fuck, did you really look back?”
If not, why do you keep dreaming?
I sighed and tried to get up, only to realize that my right arm was missing and stagger like a puppet with a broken thread.
“What reflects reality.”
It’s a dream, so you can make it, but there are no elixirs left in reality. I thought it would be okay to take time to adapt in advance if I was going to live in Shanks mode for a while, so I let it go.
It will take some time to get a finished copy from Selena or to order a new one.
─Break! I woke up and saw I was naked.
“This wind passing between the thighs… Truly a breath of the wild.”
Since it was a dream, I thought nothing would happen, so I just wore casual clothes.
I tried to wake up, but my attempt to wake up voluntarily failed. It’s probably because the reality side is in the middle of a storm sleep poop show to recover their energy.
So what are we talking about here?
It was like a lucid dream, so to speak, so I could do whatever I wanted. The problem is, in the end, it’s a little better than Sangsang’s daughter, so even if you play alone, the sage time is just exhausting.
It was when I crossed my arms for a moment after thinking that far.
[Hehe, Heck, Heck… Ouch!!]
─Thump!
Jammin suddenly appeared from behind and bumped into my back, turning me round. I blinked and was surprised by the unblinking entry, and even more surprised by the jammin girl’s face.
[Ah, it hurts…]
It was a girl with long purple hair who was ripping her forehead with her ass bumped.
She wore a plain one-piece dress and shoes, and although she was very young, it was easy to recognize who it was.
‘Fuck, Dana?’
It was Dana Nunna as a child, about 10 years old.
[Foreign man, what are you doing in the middle of the street? You were surprised to suddenly appear.]
[… Mr. Ajo? Me?]
[Where is the uncle here other than Mr. Eww…]
─Taktak.
Jammin Dana got up from her knees and put her hands on her waist.
After clearing up the confusion, I wondered if this was Chin Dana, or if I was seeing our Nunna’s memories or fantasies, and came to the conclusion that it doesn’t matter anyway.
It can be created or destroyed like a lucid dream, and it is certain that it is a dream. There will be no problem.
[Um, sorry. Aren’t you hurt?]
[… It’s just that my butt and feet hurt a little. If you’re sorry, can’t you tell me which direction Alwyn is heading?]
Dana, brushing her long hair roughly, asked innocently.
What should I say? If a daughter is born between me and Dana, it will be like this.
Swallow. Junnae is cute Shall I call you daddy?
[… But what about Alwyn? Are you going to walk there?]
[I don’t know. I secretly got on the carriage of the transport guild, but when I suddenly opened my eyes—— sum!]
─Tup! Jammin Mode Dana blew obediently and then covered her mouth.
[Mo, I didn’t ride it secretly! Borrowed it! I borrowed it, but when I opened my eyes, it was suddenly here!]
[Oh yeah.]
I thought about this and that, and since I couldn’t open my eyes right away, I said that it would be okay to talk a little.
[Then would you like to go with me? Uncle was also thinking of going to Alwyn.]
[… My mom said you shouldn’t follow a suspicious person.]
[Not suspicious? Look at this, Mister Erin, right? You look like a Pictish village child, but you know the people of your hometown well.]
[Oh, it’s real! … Then, should I ask you a favor?]
Jammin Dana, who passed on innocently like a child, became my colleague like that. Easy.
Dana, who lost her vigilance in an instant, followed me around and her eyes glowed with curiosity.
[Where are you from? Do you walk to Alwyn, too?]
[Yes. The man came from far away, and he has strong legs and can walk for a long time.]
[Really? Are you an adventurer? Or an explorer?]
[It’s both. Now, adventurer plate.]
She made a mithril plate with a bit of bravado. Since she knew how to use Aura, it was roughly correct. Anyway, it’s Mithril.
[Wow… Twinkle…]
Dana didn’t notice her mithril plate, but her eyes were like she’d be happy to take her in a van. This is why she is worried about how she will grow up in the next 20 years.
[Yeah, but why don’t you have a weapon? Fight with your bare hands?]
[Well… Missed her when she lost her arm. I don’t know if her friends picked it up well.]
[Ah…]
Dana lost her words as she looked at my right arm.
Did I just say it honestly? Come to think of it, it wasn’t something I would say to a child. I started to worry about whether I would be able to educate my children well in the future.
Of course, I’m concerned about whether a child is born between a person from another world and a person from Earth, but that’s probably fine.
‘Looking at how Odin explained my origins and didn’t say anything about it, it would be possible for me to have children.’
Humans on Earth and humans in another world.
Although the origins were different, the result would be similar to those of other worlds. Didn’t I say that my sexual knowledge never deviated greatly from the common sense of people from other worlds, and flowed in the same way?
It sounds a bit bad, but you could say that the Earth is like a laboratory that has been tuned for its growth environment.
It is an environment in which a human being similar to another world was created without the administration of drugs (= mana) or the intervention of researchers (= God).
The bottom line was that the gods who made whether it was a laboratory or a shelter called ‘Earth’ went to hell with the apocalypse, and that laboratory became another new world.
Having said that, it sounds like SF water.
‘It’s not like there were no unconscious influences before and after the industrial revolution. Earth’s own culture, which has nothing to do with the other world, seems to have influenced the culture of the people of the other world.’
In other words, the influence of the unconscious acts as a two-way street.
If you know the commonalities of the culture called ‘archetype’ on Earth, wouldn’t the relationship between these mirror-like worlds have had an impact?
‘The similarity of the myth system is that, like in my case, some people from another world were unlucky enough to cross over to Earth and spread the myth of another world.’
─Suck.
I was thinking quickly for a while, but Jammin Dana suddenly held out something. Let’s see. It was candy wrapped in paper.
[… Eat this It’s my snack, I’ll give it to you.]
Maybe it’s because I’m sorry? I smiled and thanked him and put it in my mouth. It was because I was sorry that I had to specify.
[Geometry!!]
And as soon as I put it in my mouth, I spit it out.
[Gyaak-! Cinnamon Candy-! Gyaak-!]
[Why, why are you spitting out——!!]
Jam-min from the village got angry with tears in his eyes, probably because he had lived in an environment where sweets were very rare.
[Cough, Cough, Sorry…]
I coughed at the surprise attack of the fucking bitter cinnamon candy.
To me, this isn’t candy. It seems that the sugar addition rate is less than 1%.
[Hey… There’s only one left…]
[I’m really sorry. Would you like to have this instead?]
I’m glad this is a dream. Because it is possible to create something on the spot. I handed the small packaged teapot to this tearful little Dana.
[… What is this? Fruit? Strange.]
[Ah… This is “Soft black cow”.]
When I tore off the wrapping paper and handed it over, Dana put it in her mouth suspiciously. And I was so surprised that I could see her downy hair standing up.
[… Run!]
[Is it delicious? Would you like more?]
─Nod!
Dana, who was happy, stuffed her pockets until they were full of lehu. Sweets are perfect for annoyance.
I looked at the horizon. Alwyn is not even at the end of this meadow. Little Dana wouldn’t have the knowledge to feel uncomfortable with that fact, but I said after scratching my head.
[Dana. Why are you going to Alwyn?]
[… I’m trying to protest my mother.]
[Protest?]
[Yes. Protest.]
Dana, who was munching on candy, said.
[My mother said. All you do is tell me, don’t do this~ don’t do that~. Even if I become an adult, I want to keep wearing pretty clothes, but they say that’s not possible. It goes against tradition.]
Is it a pretty dress?
Tears cover my eyes when I think of the future of the dog-haired Dr.
[And I hate being told to memorize something. It’s stupid to have to memorize an old baby without making a mistake.]
[It’s called oral culture. Even a little bit of misrepresentation could turn out to be the complete opposite in 100 years or so. That’s why I memorize it.]
[You can put it in writing. Why not?]
[That’s what I’m curious about.]
It will not have anything to do with
If the culture of Ulster had been incorporated into the history of those bastards trying to become the ‘Red Guards’, it would have been difficult for Danana Hyromain to earn a degree with the thesis and survive like this.
I laughed and patted Jammin Dana’s back, who was wrapped up in clothes to escape the cold.
[Hehe. This guy, so he secretly ran away?]
[Go, I’m not a runaway!!]
Dana exclaimed in surprise. I just shrugged.
[I know right away if I ask your village chief, right? If you don’t tell me honestly, I won’t take you to Alwyn.]
[Eww…]
Dana, who was rustling her candy wrapper, said as if crawling in.
[… That’s right. Ran away When the other kids sometimes disappear from town, the adults search for them until late at night. Then when you come back well, hug and soothe me. My mom will definitely do the same if I’m gone for a few days.]
[Do you also look at the outside world?]
[… Reading only books is no longer fun.]
[You’ll get scolded.]
[It’s fun~. I don’t have a day where I don’t get scolded anyway.]
Dana turns her head away as if she is upset.
Is it a heart longing for strict parental love? It was a dream that a 10-year-old kid would dream of.
[… Yes, so.]
When it comes to right and wrong, there are definitely Dana’s faults, as well as the faults of his mother-in-law and father-in-law.
But it was pointless and not a good thing to pursue.
No matter how awkward it is, it’s not family. It was bad manners to share who did better and who did worse, as if possessed by some kind of Supreme Court judge. My older sister really didn’t hate it so much that she didn’t want to hang out with her parents either.
Even if it’s like me If someone curses at my father, that’s the only rule of thumb, and even words defending me won’t sound nice.
It’s the mindset that people often say, “Even if you curse, I curse.”
[Oh! It’s a castle!]
Was it because he thought that this was just a thing of the past?
A castle rose before us at some point. It wasn’t unfamiliar, but it wasn’t particularly familiar either.
[Mister! Is this Alwyn? Right?]
[Yes.]
I nodded.
This is my dream. Then this door must have been made by me unconsciously.
Fortunately, there was little bitterness. From now on, I know the hardships this little Dana will go through, but if the fight with Horsha ended without a problem, now all that remains is to ask the goal of that misunderstanding.
[Go first. Uncle will come in a little while.]
[Yes! Thanks for taking me! … Ah, right.]
─Nodding off. Dana ran as if she had thought of something, then turned around and hunched her back.
[Sorry for bumping into you. Good bye.]
– Hurry up!
Leaving me laughing, Dana went to Alwyn. I said while shaking my head.
“How many years after that did you go to college?”
“Yes. At first, I was studying as an undergraduate student… Damn, you don’t know what kind of process you went through to get your master’s and doctoral degree because you’ve been hooked by Yerna. Then I met you.”
Dana, who was standing next to her, spoke shyly.
Well. These long arms and legs, and messy hair. Our familiar eyes. Maybe it’s a dream, so the development is really fast.
“First, give me some clothes. I feel like I’m going to be embarrassed.”
Dana was as nude as it was a dream, and she said as if she was ashamed of herself as she was naked and there was a castle right in front of her. I stroked her chin and put her in a dress that a princess would wear.
In her pink dress, Dana opened her mouth blankly.
“Are you crazy, Master?”
“Heh. What is it? She didn’t know that the reason she wanted to try on pretty clothes was the decisive factor in running away. If you had told me earlier, her husband would have been actively involved in her cosplay.”
“No crazy! That’s an unsettling story! It was just 19 years ago, 19 years ago!!”
“It’s certainly as far in the past as 1 larilura.”
“Kyaaaaa!! Don’t let me feel the generation gap with realistic units!!”
Dana screamed as she tore her hair. After teasing her, I smiled and changed her dress into a normal one.
Well. Dana pants, too. Slander beauty is stipulated in the constitution to be a mini skirt or pants.
After receiving the comfortable clothes, Dana gasped and looked at me as if she was a bit scared.
“Hey, aren’t we behind that? This is a complete kaleidoscope.”
“Isn’t it like that? Shade activated. Didn’t you have the same dream last time?”
“Wasn’t that one-time use? Whom did you fight with when I risked my life fighting with a crazy old monster witch?”
“As expected, when you become a doctor, you have at least one mental illness. Mind! Does your husband’s fidelity look like Jaws?”
The shelf life of the shade is approximately one day.
Until now, I spread it two or three times a day, so I didn’t sleep, so I couldn’t see it.
‘Did Veronica connect her thoughts?’
It was probably because he was the only one who could use rune magic. It must have been a consideration to come to help me when I passed out, pick up Dana, and share the situation with the person who passed out.
“Unlike last time, it’s a pity that he’s an ordinary Shade, so he doesn’t look like a rabbit in heat. Why did you bring the magic resistance amulet? If I had just left it there, today I would play cutely while playing Nor~♥”
“Why do you remember that? To die? Huh? Are you trying to get into the hands of her wife?”
Dana strangled her with her fresh red face. Uh huh Her Choking Sex Is Only For Francs I have no hobbies.
Dana, who had been strangling me, let go of her hand with a sigh.
“Okay, bad boy. It’s so good, I’m the only one who dies.”
“What are you talking about. Because I really love my sister, I almost lost her trying to protect her hometown——”
While talking, I felt a strong feeling and rubbed my nose. It was because Dana’s expression disappeared and her eyes sank.
“… Yes. I wasn’t going to ask anyway, but she said it right.”
“Dat… ?”
“That arm.”
Dana pointed to her right arm and smiled more innocently than Jammin Dana.
“You didn’t cut it in real life, did you, husband?”
Oh Amy.
It’s time to adapt, it’s fucking, and I should’ve just kept it ‘Piccolo’.
