Chapter 140 – The Tower That Extends Underground (3)
While drinking on the first floor, Lalilura returned.
“Wow☆ It’s a sight that makes you want to pretend you don’t know.”
“Why are you swearing as soon as you return?”
How dare you say such a thing when you see grown-ups passing out drunk in broad daylight? He’s like the model of a fucking minor. I sipped the solo Fran ordered and waved.
“Have you come? Can’t you see that you’re busy these days?”
“There was no puppet workshop, so I went to the wizard guild! With the help of Tyrsi’s older sister, I greeted the father-in-law, and for some reason a high-ranking person came out? Cow frost? Novelist? That’s pretty much the name!”
Cromwell, does that old man have nothing to do? Oh, since the order came through the golem core, did you come to check it? If that’s the case, it’s not that there’s nothing to do, it’s that I’m just looking for work.
I pointed at the large puppet controlled by Ralilura.
“Is that Ringling number 3? Why are you covering yourself with a rag?”
“Is it because Lingling gets attention when she goes around bare-faced? I thought it would be nice to have a sense of intimidation when she fights, so I ordered it like this. When I was in the circus, I carried it on a wagon, so I didn’t know!”
─Thump. Lalilura advances the puppet wearing a cloth.
He was holding a little puppet. That must be a sub-model made for street performances.
Dorca stood up from doing chores near us, waiting for an order for a drink or snack.
“Miss. Are those guys going to the warehouse too?”
“Yah-ho~☆! Hello Mr. Dorca! That’s right~ It’s time for my partners to rest in the warehouse now~! Can you please?”
“Yes. Come on let’s go.”
─Thump thump. Lingling put No. 3 and the new puppet in the warehouse as simple as parking, Larry Lura, and returned to her seat.
“So so~ Who is the beautiful woman over there~♡? I feel like I’m meeting you for the first time. Can I say hello first? Is that okay?”
She was a lari-lura who asked Dana questions with high tension. Said Dana, her hostess, who was cracking beans, wiping her hands.
“Hi. Archaeologist Dana Verbeia. Starting today, I decided to become this guy’s wife.”
“Aha! Okay! Wife, wife, wife… Ah… Yeah?”
The last question was for me.
No, is that the right question? I hit Ralilura’s drip serve with a smash.
“Baby, you’re playing a gag. I will give you the title of the King of Language Games.”
“Senior, don’t talk bullshit.”
Was dismissed fuck. It was a drip of repentance.
Me, who is depressed while drinking her alcohol, and Lari Lura, who moves her head from side to side like a spring doll sticking her head in front of the windshield.
“Yeah? To? What is it? What is it? While I was preparing for conversion to show off the coolness of Lingling’s 3.5 new model, what the hell was going on? Mr. Archaeologist? Your wife? Do I not speak Britannia yet?”
“You understand is correct. These wives are my wings.”
Birds fly with two wings, and angels are said to have multiple pairs of wings.
I will ride the genealogy of Machomon Warp evolution from reptiles to dragons and archangels. Wouldn’t it be the state rule of this world that a weed that hatched from an egg would become a roll-type Digimon in its absolute perfection?
“Hmmmm. You did. An old friend…”
After hearing my summary, reminiscent of super-special evolution, Lalilura sat down and casually poured her drink. What are you doing
“Oh hey, it’s okay. It is not for underage drinking.”
─Poof! As she snatched her beer mug from Lari Lura, she arched her back in disapproval of Lari Lura.
“Oh, I thought it would be fine. Operation Slurp secretly is a fiasco.”
“This is good. When a little girl drinks, her hair is ruined.”
“How are you? I’ve been drinking since I was 13.”
“So you.”
“You’re? Reported to Narmer-Nile. I will visit often.”
“Lord. One goes up. Please send me whatever you like.”
She engages in fruitless conversation and pours the drink that Lari Lura had poured into Dana’s glass. One more drink, sir.
“Senpai~ There are only a few months left, so can you just watch it?”
Larry Lura stomped her feet on her chair and teased her. I rolled her solo in her mouth and wrote her impressions.
“Write… If there are only a few months left, please bear with it for a few more months. There’s nothing good about drinking this detoxifying poison.”
It sounded like a fucking crossword, but I think the crossbones were right. Is the Confucian Dragon in me still alive?
Undead Confucian Dragon.
When a tiger dies, it leaves its skin, and Confucianism leaves a -korn- even after it dies. It is truly the original dragon.
“When winter is over, I am a grown-up woman♡? Aren’t you excited to see what kind of lovable side this cute junior will show when she drinks?”
“At that time, bring an adult and drink together. Oh, except Fran, to someone else.”
“Yes~☆!”
Lalilura’s excited appearance was both funny and empathetic.
As soon as I got my ID and became an adult, the first thing I did was learn how to pour alcohol from my father.
At that moment, Fran, who was lying face down with her cheek on the table, flinched.
“Yes? Nya is Weannya… ?”
“I’ll let you know if I wake up.”
“Arsseo…”
“Puhuh. Puhhhhh.”
Fran, whose tongue has turned into a twist, and me, who imitates it. Dana wiped her mouth as she drank and almost spit it out.
Lari Loura looked at Fran, whose face turned into a tomato, laughing for no reason, curiously.
“Why is Fran unnie like that? Where are you sick?”
“Drunk. I ordered a strong drink that seemed to have been pulled out of hell with the money I earned. Still, it lasted until three cups.”
─Charlang.
I said dandy as I slapped the glass in her hand.
Fran ordered a large bottle of this and couldn’t even drink half of it. She was too lazy to throw away the leftovers, so I was eating bits and pieces.
Pouring distilled liquor into a glass and drinking it makes me feel like a mafia boss.
‘The scent is nice.’
It’s not as good as the alcohol I drank last time, whether it’s Acard or Turning Mecard.
Like Fran and me, wouldn’t the strengthening effect of mana affect the liver’s ability to detoxify? I think it’s right when I see that strong fighters don’t get addicted well or that Dana drinks a lot.
‘Why did Fran faint?’
Is dwarf a recessive gene?
Is that why they marry each other?
“Is that alcohol that made Fran unnie a wet steam room like this?”
Lalilura asked while teasing Fran’s cheek, who was in sleepwalking mode.
“Senior~ I was curious, but can I just smell it?”
“It’s warm.”
I gave it to be different. No need to worry about drinking. Even if you force them to drink this, minors who have just gotten out of the pit will spit it out through their noses.
Her breasts are bigger than Dana’s.
“My dear. Aren’t you thinking of some kind of shit right now?”
“Persecution is not good, wife.”
“This shit… I guess that’s right.”
“In her grandfather’s honor, absolutely not.”
In honor of my grandfather (I don’t know the name of him who is walking far away near Australia).
Dana looked suspiciously, but she didn’t ask. Phew shit. She’s behind
By the way, how many drinks do we have with our eyes or that? Seeing that Dorca is splitting, it seems like she’s going to make a big contribution to Dana’s sales this month.
‘Anyway, that’s not a real person. It’s a lab room specter.’
While we were doing this, Lalilura sniffed the scent of the hard liquor left on the bottom of her glass and secretly licked the area near her glass with her tongue.
─Lick.
“Weack…”
“Yeah, that’s why it’s Goranilura.”
“Please don’t call me by my lovely stage name like an animal, Mr. Beast…”
Lalilura, who sticks out her tongue and vomits. He grabs her by the neck and gasps beyond her breath. I brought a glass and giggled.
“No, honestly, I admit that the pronunciation of your stage name is cute, but the pronunciation is fucking confusing.”
It just seems like her real name, Priscilla, would be easier to memorize. Or call her by her nickname Ruri… Ruri… Nearly… Ugh, the head.
“Ugh. My tongue is tingling… Drink early… ?”
Hee hee. Larry Lura bit her tongue and took off her hat. The fever seems to rise.
It was like that when I was young, pouring water out of a soju glass and playing, then drinking her father’s soju glass and getting drunk.
“Who said that? I’m tired of life, so things like this are sweet.”
“Damn it. Did you just do a one-shot just by attaching it?”
“If you do, you could end up with acute sugar poisoning.”
“You keep saying that, so I’m secretly attracted to you too. Give me a drink.”
“I’ll give you my cup. Drink this.”
Take a good look, newcomer. Is the indirect kiss angle. I passed the glass to Dana.
Wouldn’t it be better for the franc to afflict our liver than to drink it all? Originally, family is about sharing joy and pain.
‘By the way, does semen become sweet when I become diabetic?’
I was curious about the profound mysteries of the human body that veterinary students would never know. She heard that there are potions that change the taste of semen.
─Kiik.
It may not have matched my stupid imagination, but as I opened the door, a woman entered the inn.
A magic book worn under the armpit and a shoulder bag that cuts through the chest with a /! The wizard smiled bitterly when he saw us drinking.
“Do I have to go home today?”
“Heh. It can’t be. I’m not drunk, so come and sit down. I want to learn that magic.”
“You are a student with a passion for learning. It’s in good shape.”
Tirsi said that as she brushed off the hat that Lalilura had dropped and put it on.
***
“Should I say it worked out? Anyway, congratulations.”
After talking about Dana, Tyrsi let out a relieved breath.
It seems that even after returning to her guild, she was holding her heart. I stroked Dana’s hand as proof that it worked out.
─Swipe.
Dana sipped her elongated beer and slipped her pods on my fingers. Don’t even look at me
“Heh. Snow? Then I’ll get my head in her beer glass.”
“… It hides even in a rat hole, but this is enough to put your head in. If you keep doing that, I’ll ram your head into it.”
“Yeah. I’ll figure it out.”
I like to put it in, but putting it in is highly discouraged.
I’m not one to blush with beer, but Dana tried so hard to hide her blushing face with her bangs. I grinned.
“As you can see, the three of us will do well in the future.”
“I will cheer you on.”
Said Tyrsi. She was full of sincere support without lies.
Looking at it, I feel ashamed of thinking the other day that this person might like me.
Could it be that overflowing lust has turned into sexual desire?
It is difficult if it interferes with life.
It was when I thought so. Tyrsi reached for the adventurer’s plate hanging around her neck.
“By the way, if the conversation was sorted out, what happened to the request?”
“Ah, there was that too. Dana? Please explain.”
There were so many things that I kept getting pushed back, but Dana threw a nomination request to the Auduumla Guild. I forgot about half the fuck.
“The request is simple, so there is nothing special about it. The internal investigation is scheduled to be conducted only after the researchers and equipment that will be inaugurated at my research institute arrive.”
Dana gave a well-coordinated explanation to Tyrsie.
“I will tell you the details later. The location is a place you all know well.”
Those words reminded me of the words on the invitation that Dana had sent.
‘Was it a ruin related to the black magician?’
Then, is it Sarpot Forest? Dana cleared her throat and she questioned me.
“By the way, hey. Are the four of you the team you party with?”
“Uh. First of all, this guy is a free participant. Lalilura? How did you say you were a circus performer?”
I handed over the question to Ralilura.
Lari Luna, engrossed in consuming the snack—her sweetened peas—like a child at her adult drinking party, licked her fingers and said,
“The schedule has not changed. I also made a new puppet, so I’m going to start performing on the street from tomorrow as well☆!”
─I’m sorry. Lari Lura, licking her tongue between her fingers, raised the corners of her mouth in a feigned coquetry. Chatting is ON.
“Aha♥ What~? If the senpai gets down on her knees and asks, there is nothing I can’t do, but yo ♡?”
“My knees are too expensive.”
But there’s no way. At her assertion of mine, Lari Lura sighed.
“What is it. How are you?”
“Sitga.”
“Oh, this is overpriced. I don’t buy it, I don’t buy it~☆”
He is a former circus troupe ace who develops crisis avoidance skills due to the experience of traveling. Tirshi, who was listening to the story, said to Ralilura.
“Larilura, are you okay? According to the guild forecast, it will rain for the next few days.”
“… Four?”
“I know the weather forecast because it has something to do with the spell of the potion for restoring stamina. It will continue to rain today or tomorrow through the end of the month.”
Swarm – eh. Lari Lula, shocked by her and dropping the beans.
A circus show on a rainy day is impossible. It’s possible to open a show with the mindset that you want to do a fucking water show, but since no guests will come, it means NO.
“Hey… The last bee before the cold winter is a chance.”
Lalilura grieved, crushing her beans with her fingers.
Still, for ordinary people like us, the weather was an unavoidable natural phenomenon. Is there any other choice but to accept it?
I asked Dana.
“Dana? How long will it take until all the equipment is gathered in the lab?”
“Okay. I came early because I had to discuss with the lord, so maybe three or four days?”
“Yes? Didn’t you come to see me?”
“… Yes, fuck I came running in a hurry because I wanted to see your face. Damn what, why Do you pick it?”
─Knapped.
At the mischievous question, Dana gritted her teeth and bit my wrist. Evil!
“Gyaaaaagh! Why is this eyeless doctor so violent even though he is sweet!”
“Mum mum… Bastard, it’s salty, so it’s perfect for a snack.”
Dana licking my wrist with her tongue. Don’t eat it, you bastard. The only things you can lick are my lips and juice.
“They say so. It will take a few days, so you’ll have time to learn the magic I mentioned. Can you teach me?”
I said to Tyrsi as Dana licked my wrist. But it wasn’t Tyrsi who answered quickly.
“Me! Me and me! Please tell me the magic too! I have a lot of that money!”
─Flash!
Raising her hand, Lari Lura’s eyes lit up as if she was trying to fill in the empty space of her canceled schedule with a new plan.
“The magic of 〈 Summon Cloud 〉 and 〈 Friar’s Lantern 〉! I really want to learn!”
