Chapter 260 – Deity (2)
There are a total of 8 divine names that I have to explain.
Among them, only Lien and Renia’s exciting names were explained, but the current atmosphere is no joke.
After listening to the explanation, I promised myself that if he attacked me in anger, I would greet him without a word, but the two were so shocked that they couldn’t say anything, so they fell next to each other and flopped down on the floor.
It’s not that I can’t understand something like that. How absurd would it be to learn that Shin’s name, which he had thought was a name he was proud of, turned out to be a strange name that made no sense?
Looking at their reactions, I feel like I want to stop at this point and run away.
“Then… It’s my turn next.”
While I was unable to do this or that due to Lien and Renia’s reactions, Ellie came forward as if she had made up her mind.
Okay… It’s Ellie’s turn next.
The problem is that the water level is only going to rise from now on.
“Okay, you’re next… I’m sorry again.”
“Don’t say that. I’m fine.”
Ellie calmly says she’s okay, but she doesn’t know if she’ll really be okay after hearing her meaning about her new name… I really don’t know.
“Ellie, your new name was… A pink slut Chulong, right?”
“Huh!”
Ellie also felt an orgasm the moment she heard her name and she went away. I really don’t know anything else, but I don’t know why this is the case. I don’t know what is going on that causes this kind of reaction when I hear God’s name.
That much is it. I wonder if it’s a joke from God.
Well, this isn’t important.
“Ha… I’m fine, Jinu.”
“Okay, Ellie. Then I’ll tell you. Your name needs to be explained in two parts. First, the bouncing thing in the back. This refers to your breasts. Your breasts are big, so if they aren’t fixed, they flop around… Right? Take that. “They came and changed sloshing to chullong and called it chullong.”
Up to this point, it may still be an acceptable level. In fact, Ellie hasn’t shown much of a reaction yet.
“And you can think of the word ‘a pink slut’ in front as a compound word combining two words. ‘Ping’ means pink hair. Just like the color of your hair now, Ellie.”
When Ellie heard what I said, I noticed that she unconsciously touched her own hair with her hand and her eyes turned towards him.
“And, Chang… Is short for prostitute…”
The moment the word prostitute came out of my mouth, I saw Ellie startled.
Anyway, I never would have imagined that those words would come out of my mouth. Moreover, in the divine names of Lien and Renia that were explained earlier, such harsh words did not appear.
“In the world I lived in, most characters with pink hair had an image of being sexy, so that’s why I took it from there…”
“So… If you go by the divine name, does it mean that she is a spear, a prostitute, with pink hair that makes her breasts flutter…?”
That’s the way it is…
I could only nod my head without saying anything.
Ellie heard me and she was so shocked that she couldn’t say anything. She just slowly backed away and sat down on the bed.
Moreover, her face also turned bright red.
It must have been a huge shock to Ellie, who from what I remember of her was proud of her own name.
You may have been proud of the voice that spoke to others or called you without even knowing what it meant. But when you learn the real meaning, you realize how embarrassing that situation is for you…
“Uh… Looking at the situation, I guess all of our gods are like this? What do I mean?”
After Ellie was out of her wits after hearing my explanation, Noah, who was next in line, came to the front.
“Okay, you’re next…”
“Hmm… But in the first place, I don’t even know what my divine name should be called. What on earth is my divine name?”
Noah asked with a smile, as if she didn’t really care even though she had heard the meaning of the names of the gods mentioned so far.
Maybe she thinks it’s okay for something like that to come out? However, the problem is that Noah’s excitement is not easy.
She probably doesn’t even know herself.
No, I don’t know other people’s divine names, but I can’t even know Noah’s divine names.
“Okay, the next one is Noah… Noah, as you know, your divine name looks completely different from other people’s. That’s natural, everyone’s divine name was created in the language of my country in the world I lived in, but your divine name is completely different from other people’s. “It’s another country’s language, or more accurately, it’s made with letters.”
“Oh, so I don’t know at all? Clearly, no one could read my divine name. Even I, who wrote it, didn’t know what to read. So what is the meaning of my divine name? Well, I don’t care what comes out. !”
Noah still looks okay with her, but will he be able to continue to react like that after hearing the meaning of her divine name?
“First of all, as I just said, your name is made up of letters from another country. But that doesn’t mean it has any meaning when read as is.”
“Huh? It’s meaningless? Then is it like a code?”
I nodded at Noah’s words. Like Noah said, it’s like a commonly used encryption trick.
“In order to play a game related to you, you have to use a device called a computer, and there is a machine that inputs the language. There, you can also input in the language of the other country you just mentioned. There, you can change the letters you want to write to only the language of the other country and enter them. The poor.”
In my world, it’s like a well-known trick device. When I type the word I want on the keyboard, I change it to English instead of typing it in Korean. For example, if there is the word ‘apple’, I change it to English and write ‘tkrhk’.
Even after hearing my explanation, Noah looked like he didn’t know what I was talking about.
“Well, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know this. What’s important anyway is your divine name. So, your divine name is dosjftprtmwhdk.”
“Aaaaah!”
Noah sat down as soon as I told him my name.
“Ha, ha, ha… I was prepared to be like this in front of you, but I can’t stand it. Why on earth is it like this?”
“Um… I don’t know about that either. I didn’t do anything to make it like this. If anything, I was more surprised that it showed up like this in the first place.”
Why are you doing this? Is this a joke from God? At present, no one can know whether it is the work of the god of the world where my characters live rather than the work of Gaia, the god of this place.
Should I ask Gaia later? Well, this doesn’t matter now.
“Now, I’ll continue explaining. Your divine name… Can be divided into three parts: ‘dosjf’, ‘tprtm’, and ‘whdk’. First of all, we know ‘dosjf’ at the beginning. “If you change it to letters… You can read it as anal.”
I say anal, but Noah hasn’t reacted much yet.
“Anal, in a word, means anus. This is the language we already know, written in the language of another country mentioned above.”
“What!?”
After hearing my explanation, Noah covered the back of his buttocks with one of his hands and shouted. Maybe it’s because you remember having anal sex with me before? Well, that act is scheduled to come out now.
“It is connected to the next word, and if we use ‘tprtm’ as we know it, it becomes sex. In other words, if you read it as it is, it becomes anal sex. Noah, you can think of this as something I had with you before.”
“What…”
Noah, who had boasted that he would have no problem hearing the meaning of God’s name, was already blushing and not knowing what to do.
“Lastly, it’s ‘whdk’, but if you change it, it reads as joa. Can you get a rough idea just by hearing this? Originally, it would have been correct to write ‘good’, but I just broke the spelling on purpose and wrote it phonetically. Well, it doesn’t really have any meaning. Summary “Noah, you can think of your excitement as being the same as shouting, ‘I love anal sex!'”
“What’s so good about it!!”
Lien, Renia, and Ellie, who had heard his name so far, backed away in shock and sat down, but Noah, unlike him, got angry and grabbed me by the collar. But this might actually be a more appropriate response.
“No, fuck! So you’re saying I was calling this my divine name? Oh! What’s so good about anal sex? I don’t particularly like it!!”
I was grabbed by Noah’s collar and suffocated, but I didn’t fight back even once. No, I didn’t even think about doing it.
Except for the three who were distraught by Noah’s sudden behavior, the rest ran out and separated Noah from me.
Noah is still grinning and glaring at me.
“Kek, Kek! I’m sorry, Noah. I had no idea that you guys would be calling me the name I came up with as a joke. No, I should have explained the meaning to you as soon as I met you, but I was afraid of this situation, so I kept saying it. “I was running away.”
I bowed my head to everyone once again.
“I’m sorry! I apologize again, but this is all my fault for being a coward!”
“Ha…Holy shit!”
Bang!
Noah couldn’t let go of his anger, so he got up from her seat, kicked down her door, and walked out.
Rather, it was even more strange that there was no such reaction. Even though Noah just punched me in the face, I was still trying to understand everything.
When Noah left, there was silence in her room and no one could speak before her.
The three people were shocked when they heard about their new name.
There are also four people who plan to hear about their new names in the future.
And me too.
“Then… It’s my turn next.”
And it was Freya who spoke first.
