## Chapter 263 – Those Martial Artist Bastards
The Celestial Demon’s spirit surged.
This was a cruel era where only violence could solve problems. If begging was useless and escape was impossible, then one had to move forward. I, Kim Kat, am that kind of man.
— *Whoosh!*
The Asura Blood Demon Fist, extending with unbelievable speed, tore through space and echoed through the air as it hurtled towards Lizette’s face.
It was a transcendent strike faster than a first-rate boxer’s punch. If it landed, the result could only be described as utterly fucked. It was a shame about her pretty face, but the world of competition is cruel.
“Dieeeeeee—!!!!!!”
— *Thud.*
However, Lizette lightly brushed away my fist.
Because the Asura Blood Demon Fist was imbued with immense power, I staggered momentarily when it missed its target. However, I had anticipated a defense.
“Blood Heaven Asura Kick!”
I spun my body and slammed in a back-heel kick.
There wasn’t much space, but that actually increased the accuracy! I trust my lower body and thighs! Take this kick of trust and faith!
— *Whoosh.*
She lightly stepped back, avoiding the attack with minimal movement. She dodged even that? But if I hesitated here, a counterattack would come! Using the rotational force and centrifugal force of my spinning body, I unleashed a palm strike!
The ultimate three-hit combo!
“Thunderbolt Rakshasa Palm!!!!!!”
— *Whoosh!*
I am Kim Kat, the breast-abusing pervert of Futaba Park!
I’ll tear off those breasts!
“You, you son of a bitch, where are you aiming!”
— *Bang!*
But it didn’t connect.
Lizette, roaring, deflected my arm and simultaneously landed a blow on my side. I barely managed to concentrate mana in my lower body to prevent myself from collapsing.
“…Kuh!”
I felt terrible pain.
— *Ignore it.*
All three attacks I unleashed in quick succession had been nullified. I suppressed the pain to catch my breath, twisting my body greatly to scatter my final feints. If I ran out of breath here, I’d be dead…!
Fortunately, Lizette evaded instead of blocking my feints.
“…Haa.”
That allowed me to retreat and quickly catch my breath.
As expected of a high-level instructor. She had the skill to back up her talk. No, more than that. I never expected all three attacks to miss… Such a formidable opponent!
She’s twice as strong as that Orc bastard!
Honestly, I don’t think I could win even with a sword.
“You little shit. I saw right through what you were trying to do just now, you know?”
She said unpleasantly as I retreated.
She gently placed her hand on her upper chest.
“What intention are you talking about?”
“You were aiming for my breasts, you bastard!”
What, am I not allowed to aim for them?
What does that have to do with being in battle!
“Hey, you crazy bitch! So, I’m not allowed to attack your breasts! What about it!”
“A palm strike, my ass! You’re dead now!”
It seemed this idiot didn’t even know the *掌* (palm) in *掌法* (palm technique).
She’s supposed to be from the Martial Artist Guild, but they don’t even have palm techniques?
— *Flash!*
I felt like shoving a fist in my mouth and wailing. The mana that had already been depleted by more than half was now halved again. Even though I used it sparingly, I hadn’t dealt any damage at all.
So, I had no idea what to do against someone like her flying at me. I’d be outmatched in stats if I just brute-forced it. I’d be outmatched in technique if I tried to evade.
It had been a while since I felt this despair.
— *Ah, how fun.*
As I said, the Celestial Demon’s spirit was surging.
“Shiljang Fist Technique.”
— *Papat!*
As always, the solution was surprisingly close. The most basic technique, Shiljang Fist Technique. I took a stance. Whether I’d block the attack or evade it. It was entirely up to fate.
“I won’t lose.”
Celestial Demon Kim Kat never loses, even if it means resorting to mental victories.
Power surged into my outstretched arms. I squeezed out the last of my strength. My heart pounded. My muscles contracted. And veins bulged, unable to withstand the pressure. All of that happened in an instant.
“Celestial Demon Divine Art.”
It sublimated into true Celestial Demon Divine Art.
“Rear Naked Choke—”
When I pounced on Lizette and embraced her tightly, I realized it was a mistake.
— *I was already flying.*
“Kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek—!!!!!!!!!!”
Like a baseball hit by a bat, I couldn’t even follow Lizette’s attack with my eyes! A fierce strike pierced my abdomen!
“Kyaa! Lizette! You’re the best!”
The Guild Master’s voice brushed past my ears with the Doppler effect. And I also heard the cheers of those gangster martial artist bastards. Mariel’s voice was mixed in with the cheers.
That bitch is dead later.
Suppressing the surging pain and annoyance, I regained my balance and barely managed to land.
“You bitch!”
It felt like my insides were about to explode…!
Because I concentrated mana in my abdomen to protect my organs, almost all the mana in my body was depleted. The world spun. At the same time, my vision blurred. Nevertheless, I took a stance and saw Lizette rushing at me.
“This guy’s got some guts.”
— *Thwack!*
I blocked a punch coming in at a strange trajectory with my forearms. It hurt. It hurt like hell. Evasion was impossible. Blocking didn’t seem to work well either. I simply took a defensive stance and retreated, enduring the attacks.
— *Jiggle jiggle.*
Still, seeing her breasts shaking like crazy kept my mental focus strong. Breasts are a woman’s weak point. If I could land just one Celestial Demon Shattering Palm or Asura Blood Demon Fist there, I could win!
“Keuh…! S-stop hitting me, you crazy bitch!!!!!”
I calmly waited for an opportunity…!
No, before that, my durability would be completely depleted!!!!
“Oho, you’re blocking? You’ve got the skill to back up your talk! Haha!”
— *Thwack thwack thwack!*
A terrifying barrage crashed down on me like a tidal wave!
The pain was so intense that I was on the verge of losing consciousness! I couldn’t find an opening! My body was being utterly destroyed in real time! The Guild Master’s laughter and the martial artists’ jeers sounded like the grim reaper’s sentence!
“Liz-unni. Why don’t we just capture this guy and use him as an instructor? I’ll do the training.”
“Stop talking nonsense and focus on your training.”
In the midst of all that, Lizette, who was beating me, nonchalantly started talking to her Guild Master. How rude! There’s a limit to how much you can ignore me!
“Hey, think carefully while you’re getting beat up. I’ll let you off if you become an instructor.”
“I’d never become a martial artist instructor!”
Roaring, I broke through the attacks and plunged into her arms!
“Hey, hey. I’m telling you it’s better than swordsmanship?”
— *At that moment, a kick came up from below!* I stretched out both arms and barely managed to block it, but the impact sent my body soaring into the sky like a rocket!
“Uwaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
That wasn’t the end of it! Lizette, who had also flown up at the same time, began to pummel me in mid-air! — *Thwack!* — *Thump!* — *Thwack thwack thwack!* My entire body was being beaten like a drum in a percussion performance!
At this rate, my body will explode like a Taepodong missile!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to use Thousand-Kilogram Drop, but I had no mana left in my body!
Could it be that macho Kim Kat would be defeated here!!!!!!!
“Aaaagh!!! Stop hitting me!!! Please stop, Miss!!!!”
I screamed in a half-panicked state, completely fucked! I was getting beaten so badly that I couldn’t do anything about it. — And I slowly fell.
“Heh, he’s got a cute side too? Keep talking.”
— *Thud.*
A shock that felt like my entire body was being crushed washed over me.
…Still, it’s bearable.
I didn’t take any critical hits… But I just couldn’t launch any effective attacks. I used too much mana on the intermediate instructor. If I was at full strength, I could have at least put up a fight…!
“Hehehehe! Good job, good job, Lizette! Now finish him off! Everyone! Did you see that! Our Martial Artist Guild is always strong!”
— *Waaaaaaaah!!!*
— *Long live the Guild Master! Long live!*
— *Long live Instructor Lizette!!*
“If you mess with our members, you’ll face nothing but merciless retribution!”
The Guild Master shouted, raising both arms like a cult leader.
These bastards were endlessly thorough when it came to their own interests. They didn’t need justice or justification. They were a group of thugs united to protect themselves and gain greater profits.
Perhaps they were the group that best understood and gathered in this other world. In the first place, they weren’t training with swords and spears, so they didn’t have to be interfered with by the lord.
I thought about that for a moment and constantly pondered what I had to do to get out of this situation. In the worst case, I braced myself to summon Teacher Seol Woon-do’s compass and lure the martial artists away like the Pied Piper of Hamelin.
— *Thud.*
As I lay there looking at the ceiling, I saw black lace panties.
Lizette was standing in front of me.
She looked down at me for a moment, then moved slightly.
“Gonna be an instructor?”
She grabbed my neck and lifted me up, smiling wickedly like a beast of the jungle. She had monstrous strength. Her forearms were toned, but much thinner than mine. But I could feel the pulsing mana in her forearms.
The power of mana…!
“Hey, I’m telling you I’ll let you live if you do it.”
She urged me to become an instructor in a threatening tone.
An instructor, huh.
It wouldn’t be bad to just throw away the sword and become a martial artist instructor. It’s better than dying here, isn’t it? Getting paid as an instructor is definitely better than living as an adventurer.
I tried to force open my unyielding mouth.
“Fu…ck… you, you crazy bitch…”
— *Claudia wouldn’t want that.*
Struggle.
Battle.
And the rise in realm.
Celestial Demon Kim Kat never settles for a comfortable reality. Just as I’ve survived in this other world so far, I always look up and make my own ladder to climb. That was my survival principle and code of conduct.
“Look at his guts, you little shit. I like this guy more and more.”
Fight, overcome adversity, share fists and swords. Shed blood. Make them shed blood. Feel pain, and scream while carving away at your bones so you don’t suffer. That’s what Claudia likes.
Me becoming a Celestial Demon through that.
— *Whoosh!*
At the same time, a hot flame ignited in my chest. Explosive power spread throughout my body as if pouring molten steel into my heart. My blocked breath cleared, and my tired muscles roared powerfully.
“Let. Go.”
“Try to make me.”
I grabbed Lizette’s wrist.
I was about to seize the opportunity to counterattack.
— *Kwagwagwagwang!!!!*
At that moment, a roar like a bomb exploding rang out.
“Uhaaaaaaack!!
“Kkeuaaaaaaack!!”
“Kkyaaaaaaack!!”
The front gate shattered spectacularly, and I saw the comical sight of martial artists flying like paper airplanes… What was going on?
“What?”
— *Thud.* At the same time, Lizette let go of me.
I crouched down on the floor and watched the situation.
“W-what! What is it!!! What crazy bastard broke down someone else’s gate…!!!”
The enraged Martial Artist Guild Master jumped up and shouted. The area around the gate was obscured by a cloud of dust, making it impossible to see clearly.
— *Whirr.*
Within that cloud of dust, two ominous purple lights appeared.
“Hey, you.”
Black boots.
As they emerged from the dust—
“Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet—!!!!!!!!!!!! Baaaaaaaaastards—!!!!!!!!!!”
—The dust cleared with a roaring lion’s cry!
“You— bastards—!!!!!!!! Did you kidnap our guild member—!!!!!!!!!”
Karin!
It was Karin!
A savior had appeared!
The cloud of dust cleared with her tremendous volume, and even the debris flew away along with the nearby martial artists! I quickly covered my ears…! Sonic attack! It’s a sonic attack!
— *Bang!*
When Karin swung her sword vertically, the floor of the gymnasium split with tremendous force, creating a long trench along with a crater!
“Kya, kyaaaaaaaaack?!?!!!!! M-my gymnasium!!! Has this old maid gone crazy!!!!”
The Martial Artist Guild Master, horrified by that, screamed while tearing at her hair! Karin’s gaze, which had been looking around, also fixed on her. Karin, panting, strode forward and shouted!
“Who are you calling an old maid, you bitch with cobwebs in her pussy!!!!!”
“C-cobwebs in her pussy! You’re single because you say such vulgar things!!!!”
“Then do you have one, you weakling?”
“Eek!”
— *Mariel!!!*
When Liztina shouted frantically, Mariel quickly took out a gauntlet that looked incredibly destructive from a large drawer! It was a large metal gauntlet with a design like the hand of a hellish great demon, with a blue color reminiscent of a dead man’s face!
“Alright!! Good!! I was going to fix your bad habits anyway!! You’re dead by my hand today, Karin!!!!!”
Blue light burst from her eyes as she equipped the gauntlet!
“Kyahaha!! You’re the one who’s going to die a virgin today, so you better find someone to fuck your corpse!! You have to break your virginity even if you die and go to the afterlife!”
“You really only choose the most vulgar words, you mercenary mutt!!!”
“You pretentious gangster bitch!!!”
— *Stride stride!*
The two old maids walked violently towards each other! The ground shook and the building trembled!! This is the true Celestial Demon Advent Step!!!!!
Ominous purple aura was emanating from Karin’s sword, and the Martial Artist Guild Master’s gauntlet was also burning blue mana, leaving afterimages! True powerhouses!
— *Flash!*
Two gazes intersected.
— *Kwang!*
That clash was truly mythical.
