Chapter 100 – She Is Hot
“Excuse me.”
It was a shabby tent, but now it is a pretty decent door. When I put my hand on the door and applied force, the new world loaded and went black for a moment,
“Wow, shit. What is this? Is Tom Nook in control of the real estate in this neighborhood? A building like this was built in one day?”
My mouth dropped open at the changed world.
The items that had been hanging out like mats due to the lack of a proper stand were now neatly placed in a sparkling glass display case.
There were magic wands on the wall, hanging on fixed spikes like a shoe store, making it look like a gun display.
But the most shocking change is,
“Ohh, ohh!!”
“Eh, you…! Why are you here now…?!”
I got a part-time job.
“Hey! Looks like the owner is making a lot of money!”
And an incredibly sexy part-timer!
“Hello! The store manager here? The owner? What should I call you? Anyway! Do you know where the store owner is?”
“… Hah? Eh…? What are we talking about…?”
She has long, wavy, reddish-orange hair and a cool look with bronze skin. She is not an ordinary NC, but a special beauty.
The jeans that were wrapped around the strongest thighs of any woman I’ve ever seen in this world were puffy and bulging as if they were going to burst at any moment, entrapping her lower body…!
But for some reason, this part-time worker with cool Yankee eyes looked embarrassed when she saw my face.
“This body has committed another crime…!”
Is she the woman who fell in love with me again! It’s a sinful life…!
“Well, obviously that was a misunderstanding. Yes.”
Or not.
I felt embarrassed about something, so I quickly changed the subject.
“Uh, part-timer sister. Where has the store manager gone? There’s someone with a gloomy hood and red eyes.”
“…? Do you really still not know? What’s more, that’s a rude thought.”
A part-time worker with a slightly angry expression saying those words.
Suddenly, the cool beauty frowned and glared at her, making her feel numb and want to run away! The fear of school days passes before her eyes!
‘Hey, your boyfriend is passing by!’
‘Oh my, don’t do that~’
Fuck you guys.
Everyone passing by in the hallway with her friends, human malice without reason…!
‘Ugh, purpose/prize! Do we have to submit to this unfair treatment…! What kind of hateful behavior is this!’
‘Kumchuk…! But there is nothing we can do…’
After hearing such a public insult, I couldn’t hold back my anger.
How dare you! Insult me and my friends!
‘Fuck, if I go back today, I’m going to run all night with the school hypnosis time-stopping outdoor exposure game!’
That too with gyarumul!
‘Wouldn’t it be nice to say something in the mood…’
‘The best thing is to win without fighting!’
‘Oooh! The purpose of the ball is Sun Tzu’s Art of War! I’m overwhelmed! Gozaru, tears of despair…!’
The continued contempt of the Iljin women.
‘I feel terrible.’
‘But that guy over there, if he’s your boyfriend…@#%@’
‘The face is pretty@#%…’
‘Why do I live like that…?’
Since I didn’t want to hear any more gossip from the Iljin girls, I couldn’t really remember what I said from that point on.
“Kaaaaak! Stop! Don’t bother me anymore!”
“Hey(s), what on earth are you talking about in the air!”
Haha, is he back? The moment Simma is about to eat me. The person who brought me to reality was my part-time job sister.
“Anyway. I’m misunderstanding. Yong Yong-kun.”
“Misunderstand. What?”
In fact, is it true that she is not a tanning gyaru but just a sexy older sister with slightly tanned skin? Or is she not a gyaru, but a blue bitch gyaru who is kind only to me, who is a virgin and has no dating experience?
“No, do you know my name? How? No way,”
“I can’t get a feel for Mr. Muji’s mental world. It’s something new every time I see it.”
Stalker! I see. It must have been the girl who is a kind gyaru and was stalking me…!
“But I have two fox-like wives, a goblin-like wife, and a demon who impregnated her before marriage, and I have a daughter…!”
I can’t accept your heavy love!
“What kind of relationship is this? Is this Yuusha?!”
Put your hand on your forehead! After hitting her and frowning, she grabbed both my cheeks and shook me! Wow! My hands, my hands are hot! This person’s palms look like crabs heated on fire!
This is what I only heard about! A legend in the baking world…!
“Hand of the sun…
-Chiiiiig!-
Wow!”
“Stop! Stop talking stupid!”
In the end, I had my mouth shut by her fiery fist.
“Me! I’m the store manager! You idiot! You keep saying such stupid things to yourself!”
“Wubbwingung!?!!?(Lie!?)”
That dark demon? A moody warmongering mad scientist?! Such a pretty sister?!
“Again! I’m thinking rude thoughts again! Oh, oh!!!”
“How do you know, boo! Uwaa! I’m a hero! Wait, surrender! I’ll do my best!”
This person! My gag attack doesn’t work! It’s literally a wall! The reaction is so serious that I end up being the bad guy!
“That’s not a normal joke, it’s just an unpleasant slander!”
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.
.
“Anyway, I guess you calmed down.”
“Yes.”
I have become gentle and docile, just like the dog in front of Mr. Kang Hyung
Every time my part-timer’s hand, or rather the store manager’s hand, went up, my eyes automatically fell to the floor.
“A truly divine fist…!”
“There is no way a demon would use such a technique!”
Come to think of it, she was a demon.
“But you are a demon, so why do you do business in a human village?”
“It’s the race, but the affiliation is the kingdom… Well, I don’t have any stamina left to talk to the military.”
Is this because nationality comes before race? I felt fantasy in a strange part, not in a barbaric medieval land.
“So, what’s going on? Saishokara had to do this.”
“Ah. Now that I think about it, that’s why I came here.”
I began to briefly summarize and explain the vivid current situation outside the store. Just facts without addition or subtraction, without any fabrication.
“So, I flew in the sky to eat the succubus queen,”
“…?”
As the story progresses, her cool expression becomes more and more strangely distorted…
“I just used magic in the air and my sperm hit her? So I…”
“Yes? What? Huh…?”
Afterward, only a somewhat resigned expression remained.
“So now in the village, the materialized spirit is increasing like a flood!”
“…”
The store manager seemed speechless at my very clear and simple explanation.
“Do you understand?”
“Yes! I understand!”
As expected, as she is full of intellectual beauty, my intention must have been conveyed right away!
“Let’s go back today and get a good rest, Yong Yong-kun. It’s best to visit a temple or a treatment center tomorrow if possible.”
“Ugh! No! I’m not a crazy person!”
If possible, inspect the head side. She said and pulled me away while sitting on the floor and making noises.
So I was led out to the front of the store.
-We condemn the terrorism in Ozora Village!!!!-
-Oooooh! Scold, scold!!!-
-This guy who did whatever he wanted with this white trash! Hurry and reveal it!-
A village full of white spirit everywhere, and the friendly village residents shaking with the red flames of revolution,
“… Really?”
-Chuck.-
Let’s stamp her confused face with the thumb and little finger of faith and trust, touching her tongue and forehead,
-Kwaaak, kwaaang!-
I was able to go back into the store.
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“So, how can it not work, manager?”
“Hmm. This is a very stiff material. Both elasticity and viscosity are strong.”
As she touches the body odor in front of her store, she continues her thoughts as if she is a little worried.
“Does not mix with water, and…”
Cluck, click, click. Mixing this and that with suspicious water and binging. Then put it in the machine and rotate it.
“Why is there a device like that in fantasy?”
“Rather, I ask. Is magic a magic hammer that comes out when you pray to some god?”
The store manager is wearing glasses that I don’t know where he got them from and conducting experiments with the force of a doctor. The workshop she set up inside her store was full of various reagents and experimental equipment, and it was filled with furniture that looked very dangerous at first glance.
This sister, are you sleeping here with a blanket? Next time I come here, I’ll have to bring a bed.
Of course, I will steal it from the village chief’s house.
“Hmm. It doesn’t decompose. It’s difficult to dissolve.”
“I don’t understand a single word of what you’re talking about, so please explain it easily!”
“In short, if you leave it that way, it will probably stay there until all humans die and perish.”
What! So, does this mean that my vital energy doesn’t rot like plastic?
It doesn’t even go down to the water. It doesn’t rot. It is sticky and elastic like a liquid monster, so it is difficult to dispose of.
Non-existent memories passing through my mind…!
-White terrorist, catch the criminal Yong!!!-
-Burn it! Burn it!-
-Wooooo!!!!! Kill it! Hang it!!!-
“Yongkkiyaaaaagh!!!?
I was so shocked that I somersaulted in place!
“Manager!!! Please save me!!!!! If I keep going like this, I’ll be burned at the stake again!”
“Sleep, it’s too close…! Ugh…”
As she cried and cried and begged, clinging to the manager’s smooth bronze legs, her face turned red.
The store manager’s weakness…! It’s here!
“Before I lick it up like this… Quick! Find a way!!!”
“N-Namerut, before we meet!? Stop! I’ll do it! Now (already)! Fall!”
“Yay!”
As soon as I received the confirmation, I immediately fell off the bridge I had clung to like a cicada.
“… Ugh, …♡”
For some reason, the room felt slightly hot. It must be an illusion.
-Jiik… Sizzling…-
Huh…? It’s my mood, isn’t it?
‘So strong… Ugh.♡ Being pushed around, for the first time…’
From behind the manager, who was muttering something to himself, the pungent smell of burning rubber became stronger. Wow. There is also a glimpse of black smoke.
Grumble! Crack! Widely! Tak!
“No, it’s really fire!!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, spontaneous combustion occurred in the room! Did a ghost start the fire? Ghost…! No way,
“Area expansion.”
[Opening season…] Art! I’m the store manager! The store is all on fire! Water quickly! Starting with water!”
“Huh?!”
I really don’t know why I come to this world and face the risk of being burned every time! I guess there’s some kind of devil. The manager came to his senses because I made a fuss.
“Ah, I’m sorry. I behaved so rudely. It’s been a while since I failed to control my strength.”
〈 Perfect! 〉
She snapped her fingers, whooshed, and her lights went out. She didn’t even sprinkle water or fire extinguishing powder, so how…? I looked at her with her surprised eyes. Then the store manager let out a sigh and began to introduce himself again.
“Um… Let me reintroduce myself. My name is Sarah. Saramanda Sarah. And”
[He is the former Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon King Army and the helper of the previous warrior.]
