Chapter 97 – Don’t Let Your Left Hand Know What Your Right Hand Did. -2
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To Yohan, who is 3 years old in Korean age, his father, Jesus Joo, was a great person. He plays in front of a lot of people. Those people support and like my dad. It was a natural result that Yohan, who grew up watching that, naturally wants to become a soccer player like his dad.
“Pah- good at soccer!”
While watching Joo Jesus playing soccer on TV, Yohan hears his mother’s voice from the kitchen! He was startled and he closed his eyes.
“John, let’s drink milk”
Milk was Yohan’s least favorite food. When Yohan was called, no one showed up. Yuna walked out of the kitchen.
Seeing Yohan pretending to sleep with his eyes closed, Yuna spoke in a voice that was too loud to be talking to herself.
“Is John sleeping?”
“Yes-! Sleep John!”
“Then will John not be like his father? He has to be tall and handsome to be a soccer player…”
At her mother’s words, Yohan’s closed eyes flashed open. After making eye contact with his mother, Yohan started rolling his eyes. Soon, Yohani looked into his mother’s eyes and showed an awkward performance.
“Ahhh-! Yohani, come here! Milk please!”
“Poop! Yohan, do you have to drink all of this milk? Only then can he become good at soccer like his father.”
At Yuna’s words, Yohan nodded her head sullenly.
While Yohan started drinking milk slowly. Jesus Joo succeeded in scoring. When Yuna Song saw Lord Jesus running to the corner flag, she quietly turned off the TV.
Suddenly no sound from the TV. Yohan, who was drinking milk, was startled. When he turned his head to look at the TV, a black screen greeted Yohan.
“Eh-! Bah-!”
Yohan with a puzzled expression immediately looked around his head for the remote control. He stared at the remote control in his mother’s hand.
“I’ll play it when Yohan finishes drinking!”
At the words of her mother, she drank the milk in one go. She stared. Mom slowly turned on the TV, ignoring Yohan’s anxious heart.
[Jeju’s devastating mid-range shooting eventually shook Real Sociedad’s net!]
On the screen, Real Sociedad players wearing white and blue striped jerseys were preparing for kick-off.
[Until then, Real Sociedad had been holding back Madrid’s attacks. But when Real Madrid’s ace reveals himself, the equalizer breaks out in an instant!]
Yohan burst into tears at the fact that Lord Jesus’ Celebration had ended. In a fit of anger, Yohani’s soft palm started hitting Yuna’s thigh.
Slap-! Slap-!
“Wow! Ma-! I hate you!”
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“Vamos!! Concentrate!!”
Thinking that Yohani might be watching, he showed a normal celebration. While enjoying the joy of equalizing with his teammates, Ricardo’s voice urged Real Sociedad players to work hard.
Ricardo dos Santos. Now, he’s just a name for an unknown and talented prospect, but in the distant future, he was a player who would become one piece of the puzzle for Brazil’s national team to win the World Cup.
He’s supposed to be kicking a ball in Sao Paulo by now. For some reason he was currently playing for Real Sociedad.
“Is this because of me too?”
Life isn’t that easy. Is it such a mortal sin to start at a big club? How far does the butterfly effect go?
After a moment of regret, as Ricardo approached, I focused on the match. Do you believe in the Tao? With a smile, Ricardo politely presented a proposal for negotiations.
“If we pass the ball gently, there will be no bloodshed.”
“… “
He kept his mouth shut and tried to pierce me. I took the ball away using non-violent means.
“Ah-!”
I also showed Taekwondo, which is the pride of Korea, to the guy who dribbles with the rhythm of a samba dance like a Brazilian.
A hit went into Ricardo’s thigh. The guy who was dribbling couldn’t stand the pain and collapsed on the ground. When Ricardo collapsed, the referee immediately blew his whistle.
Beep-!
Only then did I admit my mistake.
‘Ah… This is too blatantly offensive.’
When you take it for granted to receive a piece of cheese inside. The referee came up and verbally warned.
“It’s too rough. Self-restraint.”
I raise both hands to show my reflection to the referee. He patted Ricardo on the shoulder to ask if he was okay.
Why don’t you give me this card?
I felt that La Liga referees are becoming more and more like EPL referees.
“Charlie Stone and Adam Stone would love it.”
After all this, aren’t those two cubs coming to LaLiga too?
Shit. Just imagining it is horrific.
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The match between Real Sociedad and Real Madrid has become increasingly rough as time goes by.
Although the reason for this was the fighting spirit of both teams for victory and the referee’s back and forth decisions, which obviously played a role. No matter what anyone says, it was the Lord Jesus who took the biggest stake.
When Ricardo caught the ball, the Lord Jesus stood in front of Ricardo with the smile of a good shepherd. In the suffocating confrontation situation, Lord Jesus opened his mouth.
“If you are willing to give the ball…”
Before he could finish his words, Ricardo hit the ball and ran.
Ricardo caught his eye as he ran beside him, his ponytail fluttering.
The Lord Jesus suddenly remembered the words of Teacher Charlie Adam. The saying that even if you miss the ball, don’t miss the person. To follow Charlie Adam’s old saying that is deeply engraved in your heart. I caught the ponytail of the running Ricardo as it was.
“Puta!!!!”
The figure of Ricardo, who collapsed on the ground holding onto the back of his head, was reflected on the screen. The Lord Jesus brushed his hair from his hand.
Lord Jesus makes a unfair expression toward the approaching referee.
The referee gave him a yellow card.
Real Madrid players were relieved that it wasn’t red. The Real Sociedad players were excited and continued to protest to the referee.
The referee’s expression hardened. Ricardo, the victim, comforted the Real Sociedad players.
“Vamos! I’m okay! Focus on the game!”
And not long after The whistle blew to end the first half.
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[In the first half, Real Sociedad’s Ricardo Dos Santos scored the opening goal. Then, Korea’s pride, Joo Jesus, scored an equalizer with a thunderbolt-like mid-range shot.]
[In the first half, Joo Jesus suddenly changed formation and played in the central midfield position. He played a full score despite the sudden change of formation.]
[That’s right. Indeed. What kind of game can we show in the second half? The second half begins with the referee’s whistle!]
[Ah! At the start of the second half, Joo Jesus returned to striker again. ]
[After Jesus Ju, who received the ball, peeled off the Real Sociedad defender. He passes the ball to Roberto Fabianski, who infiltrates!]
[Cutback by Roberto Fabianski! Go oh oh oh oh oh oh! Real Madrid starting to get ahead in an instant!]
[Kiyaaaaa-! This is the Lord Jesus! The Lord Jesus is also a striker!]
[I wonder why Joo Jesus was appointed as a midfielder in the first half!]
└ A bald bastard with the famous Valverde disease!
└ Midfielders are good too. Jesus hyung is also a striker. Seeing him score a goal breaks his heart.
└ Why did you use him as a midfielder?
└ Ha… Real Madrid is all good, but the manager is the problem.
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I returned to the striker position at the start of the second half. This was not my opinion, but by the order of manager Valverde.
I’m sorry, but what? Still. I was determined to be satisfied with this.
Ricardo flinched at me just as I approached him. The shock of his hair loss must have been great.
Anyway. As soon as I returned to the striker position, I scored a come-from-behind goal. He also caught Ricardo’s discipline. A new yellow card was obtained to be displayed at the Jejus Museum in Real Madrid.
This was a great achievement.
Before being replaced.
I approached Ricardo and put my hand on his head to signify that he had suffered. Shouted the magic word
“Grow your hair!”
Even with the use of magic spells. Ricardo’s missing hair did not grow back.
Gee…
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Game over.
Copa del Rey semi-final first leg.
Real Madrid 2:1 Real Sociedad.
[Coach Valverde opened up about Jeju’s appointment as a midfielder. ‘I have a lot to say, but I won, so it’s okay.’]
[Jesus opened up about hitting Ricardo’s leg. ‘God wanted it.’]
[Jesus opens up about the controversy over the misbehavior that pulled Ricardo’s hair. It is written in the Gospel of Matthew that the left hand should not know what the right hand is doing. I don’t know because my right hand did it.’]
[Jesus opened his mouth to the question of what he thought about receiving the card. ‘I am still hungry.’]
[Ricardo talking about his impressions of the game. ‘He had a madman who muttered and giggled to himself. He doesn’t want to see you again. Even though I can’t speak a word of Korean, he looked at me and muttered in Korean.’]
