Chapter 95 – Vs Tottenham Hotspur -2
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Real Madrid were not at all content with scoring two goals early in the first half.
They continued to strain the Tottenham defense with strong forward pressure. Their efforts were rewarded.
25 minutes in the first half.
Michael Campbell, a native of Tottenham Hotspur youth and bringing joy to Tottenham fans by showing his loyalty to the club, passed a back pass to the goalkeeper under strong pressure from Jesus Gonzalez.
However, the ball was hit by Michael Campbell’s foot, flew in a direction that had nothing to do with the goalkeeper, and a corner kick was declared for Real Madrid.
“Bloody hell!!”
Campbell couldn’t hide his rage at his mistake. While Tottenham players were taken aback by the first appearance of the captain, who was always reliable and calm, Luis Garcia, who won the match against Luca Savic this time, ran to the corner flag with his poodle hair flying.
“Vamos!! Corner kick!! It’s mine!!”
When the Tottenham Hotspur players were distracted in the ensuing Real Madrid corner kick situation, Joo Jesus quietly crept into the penalty box.
Joo Jesus, who came in peacefully as if it were his own home and only changed direction to score on Luis Garcia’s corner kick, quickly ran to the corner flag where Tottenham home fans were located before Vladimir approached, showed a click ceremony, and shouted into the relay camera.
“You know what? We’re gonna win!!”
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[Lord Jesus succeeds in hat-trick!!!]
[You know what? We’re gonna win! It’s been a long time since I’ve heard that!]
[Yes- yes. This is what Son Min-heung said to the camera after scoring in the match against Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City in the first leg of the quarter-finals of the Champions League in the past 18-19 season! It seems to be talking to coach Joe Wright, who provoked Real Madrid players in a pre-interview before the game.]
└ Keueueueu- It was a great Champions League match between Man City and Tottenham…
└ I got goosebumps at the ceremony after scoring the goal!
[Yes. One regrettable thing is that I had to run to the Tottenham crowd and show off the celebration… That part is a bit unfortunate.]
[Yes… But that is the main Jesus. Maybe we should get used to it now.]
[You get a yellow card from the referee. It seems that the main Jesus player is here. Will it be replaced soon?]
└ Yes. I’m going to bed.
└ I’m going to bed too
└ Good night everyone!
└ You can see that the number of viewers is decreasing haha
[Yes… When Joo Jesus succeeded in a hat-trick and received a yellow card, Coach Valverde prepared a replacement player… Huh? What is that? Is Joo Jesus shaking his head?]
“No! No!!!”
[… Oh, Jesus Joo signed a refusal to replace Coach Valverde. I think I’m thinking of running a little more.]
└ … !!! Go away! Are you going full time?
└ Did you momentarily possess Kepa in Jesus-type body?
└ Gazua!! 30 times Gazua!!!
└ Aaaaa!!! JEHNJANG Jesus hyung believed in uuuuu!!!
└ ? Were all the cubs that remained were Toto worms? Haha
└ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ These bastards haha
└ No, you know I’m a quarrel. There is no such event in Toto. It seems that he used an overseas betting site.
[When Joo Jesus said he would play more, Valverde and Renato Sancis looked flustered! Renato Sancis, who was getting up to warm up, looked at Valverde. Valverde shakes his head and puts Renato Sancis back on the bench.]
└ I see the viewer going up again haha
└ Kiya… Jesus hyung knows soccer!
└ The Champions League is worth playing full time!
[Yes… That’s right. Is this a pleasant embarrassment? We are now able to relay a little more of Jesus Joo’s play to Korean soccer fans.]
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Before 30 minutes in the first half, the Tottenham players, who were beaten by three goals and started to lose their minds, caught my eye.
Tottenham players with youthful faces.
Maybe the average age is 23?
Normally, Michael Campbell, a veteran defender and mentor, would have urged him to come to his senses.
That Michael Campbell too, let’s go to the Champions League tournament for the first time. He was nervous and couldn’t show his play.
In the absence of a player who will hold the mentality of young players. Tottenham naturally started to creak. Even though manager Joe Wright, who was outside the touchline, tried to keep the players mental.
Not inside the arena, but outside. That would be easy
Once again, Tottenham’s pass miss happened.
This time, Roberto Fabianski took the ball and put it straight into the goal.
Roberto Fabianski saw the gap wide and the Tottenham Hotspur players losing their motivation. He did not celebrate out of respect for the opposing team.
Score 4: 0
With more than 10 minutes left before the end of the first half, I felt a bit of pity as I looked at the distraught Tottenham players.
‘Should I take it easy?’
I really tried to look after them. Because the rest of the ruthless Real Madrid players gnashed their teeth and played hard. The ball flowed to me once again, and I was inevitably knocked over by Tottenham’s tough defense.
However, the location was inside the box of Phenylty and it was so visible from the referee’s sight that a penalty kick was declared immediately.
I protested that Tottenham’s defense was a Hollywood action, but it was not accepted.
“I’m going to kick it to the left!”
I showed the goalkeeper the direction I was going to kick with a look full of consideration, and when the referee blew the whistle, I whipped the ball to the right.
Wow-!
Run in the opposite direction to the ball. Tottenham goalkeeper Harrison looked at me with an unfair expression.
“Left by your standards dude! I am a person who is full of consideration and thinks of others based on their standards!”
“Fuck! You son of a dog!”
With the frustrated Tottenham goalkeeper behind.
I ran to the corner flag with all my might and performed a celebration.
Not celebrating a big score difference is an implicit act of respecting the opposing team.
That is
My
“Alpano!!”
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The first half is over.
Real Madrid scored 6 goals in the first half alone with an additional goal from Jesus Gonzalez in extra time, completely ignoring Tottenham Hotspur.
Even at the start of the game, the home fans who had filled the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and booed me had left the stadium before I knew it.
Only the cheers of the Madridistas, the away fans who came to cheer from the empty Tottenham Stadium to London, England, echoed. I applauded them and entered the locker room.
And coach Valverde, who followed the players into the away team’s locker room, ordered the players to rest without any tactical instructions.
“Puta! We scored 6 goals in the first half, so have mercy in the second half and go back to Madrid with just 3 goals!”
“Hala Madrid!!!”
After recovering our stamina by eating halftime bananas, we scored at the start of the second half.
Luis Garcia, who received my pass, shook Tottenham’s goal as he wrapped it with his right foot. As soon as Luis Garcia, who succeeded in scoring the team’s seventh goal, saw his net shake, he spun around and ran to the corner flag and roared.
“Vaaaaamos!!”
Hmm… Is that guy going to be controversial?
And after that goal, manager Valverde, concerned about injury to Tottenham’s retaliatory tackle, called me and Luis Garcia to the bench. Bruno Iglesias on my behalf. Luis Garcia was replaced by Renato Sancis.
Roberto Fabianski, who used to play at right wing forward, is heading to the striker position. Bruno Iglesias, who came in to replace me, moved to right wing forward.
Real Madrid killed the tempo after the substitution.
Tottenham fans erupted in anger at the team’s disastrous performance on the home ground.
The match ended with Real Madrid winning 7-0.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 7:0 Tottenham Hotspur.
[Coach Joe Wright refused an interview and left the stadium after the shocking defeat.]
[Real Madrid manager Valverde leaves an interview after the victory. ‘Tottenham’s misfortune is that their manager provoked Jejus.’]
[The interview with Jesus Joo is canceled due to concerns about riots from Tottenham fans.]
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The game is over According to the opinion of the club’s leadership that Tottenham fans may stage a terrorist attack in the shocking defeat. We headed straight for Madrid.
Terror just because you lost in soccer? You might say, though. Europe is a wonderful place where the unimaginable can happen in real life.
Anyway. I returned safely to my home in Madrid. Yohan brought a soccer ball overjoyed when his dad returned ahead of schedule.
“Bah- soccer! Soccer!”
“…”
I’m at a loss for words.
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[Title: So Jesus, why did you call Al Pano?]
(Lord Jesus Alpha Song)
Does anyone know?
└ How do we know that haha
└ We are too normal to understand a madman.
└ Chukbung is normal…
└ Write-ha… It’s a chukbung that becomes self-objectification this is precious
└ A crazed bastard is more of a Jesus type than this bastard. Would you understand?
