Chapter 75 – Major -1
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After defeating Iraq 4:0 in the homeroom, the media began to raise questions along with praise for Korea’s performance.
[One-shot, one-kill main Jesus achieves a hat-trick with only three shots.]
└ DD Is this the serious mode Jejus?
└ A man who is more sincere than anyone else when he gets off work ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ I was in a hurry as soon as I was replaced. Where did you go?
└ I ran to Madrid to see that my son had started walking.
└ Such an onion-like hyung, you can see a new side no matter how many times you peel it!
└ ㄹㅇ When I first appeared on variety shows, I didn’t even think of myself as such a family person.
└ At that time, did not someone say that Jesus was the root of a promising prospect? Lol
└ Naim hahaYuna-nim rehabilitated a person.
└ (Konryongpo Joo Jesus) He also revived his fashion sense.
[Yoo Young-beom does not allow a single point to be lost. Frustrated Iraqi striker Hassan Abdullah clutching his head]
└ Kiya… He blocked it really well.
└ In the meantime, the defenders are standing there with their hands raised saying it’s offside.
└ I want to break my head lol
└ There is a VAR, so please run!
└ No, because there is a fucking VAR, they just taught me to play in play, where did they learn shit like that?
[Netizens fiercely criticize the announcement of the goal of the Football Association World Cup, ‘Is the goal only the round of 16?’]
└ A Korean legend taking the world’s best striker to the round of 16!
└ There is also the best goalkeeper in his current form, but his goal is to reach the round of 16.
└ Ha, damn, the Japanese guys next to me are constantly knocking in the round of 16.
└ It seems that the gap has widened too much.
└ Japanese guys, I think they will make it through the quarterfinals in this World Cup.
└ Wwwww Pay your respects to the Japanese national team, which is different from Korea wwwww
└ Get rid of the sideburns ^^ Next A match between Korea and Japan, Jesus will score a hat trick in the first half ㅅㄱ
└ Wwwww The Lord Jesus is no better than our strongest Nippon! Wwwww
└ I hate it so much
[Utilike with the tag of being a player. Can we prove it at the East Asian Cup EAFF without Joo Jesus and Yoo Young-beom?]
└ Yes no~ Without Jesus hyung, caress soccer is ON~
└ ㄹㅇ The end of the war in Syria is extremely dark…
└ Stop flying eagles!
└ Guys, is that cancer? Kim Dong-jun has the highest number of goals in an A match except for Jesus hyung in the active national team haha
└ Candidate strikers worse than fullbacks, it would be better for Dongjun Kim to play as a striker.
[Title: Utilike Honestly, aren’t you a sucker for players? Do you think you can do 4:0 against Iraq even if I supervise it?]
└ I’m sorry. If you supervise, will Jesus follow your instructions?
└ ㅇㅋ Utilike also ran around chasing Jesus hyung in every training session. Do you have the stamina to chase after Jesus hyung?
└ Just in case… How do I know that Jesus will follow my instructions!
└ Yeah ㅋ Jesus-type, if you don’t like it, he’s a real man who will run right into you ㅅㄱ
└ When the coach told me to go to the 2nd Army if I didn’t follow the instructions, the 2nd Army is really crazy.
└ In a recent interview that year, I heard that Jesus hyung went to the 2nd Army and was embarrassed haha
└ Looking at what that bitch did, it just seemed empty. How do you start a fight with a key player as soon as you are appointed?
└ From the interview, I heard that President Laporta ordered to erase the influence of President Núñez.
└ Anyway, whether it’s a game or reality, the problem is the bastard who does politics ㅇㅇ?
└ Guys, look at Jesus-type SNS when you have time to talk about depression! Yohan is really cute
└ Please don’t call the name of our next-generation national ace… Silver horned John is fucking cute!!!
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The day before the game against Iraq, Joo-Jesus notified Utilike that he had to go to Madrid to see Yohan walk.
“Jejus! Then only the first half, please play the first half and go!”
“No!”
“Then a hat trick! Just do a hat trick and go!”
At Utilike’s earnest persuasion, Joo Jesus quickly achieved a hat-trick in the Iraq War and boarded a direct flight from Incheon International Airport to Barajas International Airport in Madrid.
Returning home from the airport, the Lord Jesus kicked open the palace-like gate and ran into his house.
“John! Daddy is here!”
Yohann poked his head out from behind Yuna’s leg, as if his father’s voice, which he hadn’t heard in a long time, was unfamiliar.
I felt complicated emotions in that cute look.
I was moved by Yohan’s cute appearance.
And the regret of not recognizing his father.
“John, it’s Dad!”
While the Lord Jesus feels complicated emotions.
Let Yuna point to the Lord Jesus and say Dad. Only then did Yohani smile and toddle and fall into the arms of the Lord Jesus.
“Bah-!”
It’s not cute in this world!
Jesus Joo made a fuss and took a picture of Yohan and posted it on social media.
“Our John is so cute! Handsome!”
I headed to the yard with a custom-made soccer ball tailored to Yohan’s body size.
A yard with a small goalpost.
John was imitating the dribbling of a toddler in front of the Lord Jesus.
Toddler-
“Bah-!”
“Oh my God! Dribbling! My son is at least Jejus?!”
Yohan’s poor shot shook the net.
“Oh my god! A shot into the corner of the goal! My son is at least Jejus?!”
Having succeeded in scoring, John approached the Lord Jesus and made his fist potatoes.
“Bah-!”
“… “
Seeing John with a bright expression on his face, the Lord Jesus was at a loss for words.
‘They say that children are the mirror of their parents, so I’ll tell Yuna and tell Yohan not to show her games from now on.’
Mainly! Confiscated watching a Real Madrid match!
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(John is toddling)
└ Song_You: Kyaa- Looking again, Yohan is so cute! ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ 〉ㅿ〈)̂—̳͟͞͞o (Earth)
└ Are you a purple alien? Stop breaking the earth, write
└ Song_You: ᕙ(o 益 o)ง
└ By the way, what is the ball between John’s legs?
└ Song_You: Yohan kept trying to play with a soccer ball since he was crawling, so his husband made a special order by reducing the size of the soccer ball to fit Yohan’s height.
└ Soccer genius from the age of 0 ;;
└ The eldest son of a famous football family is a cute genius.
└ Since I was born, my dad is Jeju’s.
└ Early education is crazy haha
└ But where is Jesus going and is Yuna doing QnA?
└Song_You: Jesus is playing with John in the yard right now.
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Last time, the day after I played with Yohani in the yard with a bouncy ball (my standard), hell started.
Yohany approached with a customized soccer ball.
“Bah-!”
The next day, he came with a custom-made soccer ball.
“Bah-!”
The next day, he came with a custom-made soccer ball.
“Bah-!”
What. Am I coming back
In the morning and during the day, I go to the training ground and train.
In the evening, when I came home and played with Yohan in the yard, time passed quickly.
While Young-beom, who was punished for hitting me in the back of the head, was unable to play, Mallorca suffered a shocking defeat to Villarreal.
[Mallorca, because of Yoo Young-beom’s vacancy? 5 vs 0 defeat by Villarreal.]
And the next day.
A match against Valencia at the Santiago Bernabéu, home of Real Madrid.
I talked to Yuna on the phone with a serious expression in the locker room.
[Wouldn’t it be better if you were careful with the ceremony?]
“… That’s not what I want once I got it Instead, if I do a strange ceremony, John quickly covers his eyes.”
[Yeah, don’t worry about that! Last time I stopped eating and ran away, so Yohan covered his eyes]
“Okay, watch the game closely, and now I need to end the call soon.”
[Huh! Jesus! Fighting this Gyeonggi-do! I love you!]
“Yeah I love you too”
The call ends Coach Valverde cautiously approached my firm expression.
“Are there any problems at home?”
“Whoa… Yohan said he was watching my game because he cried and screamed and made a fuss.”
Valverde’s eyes were stained with bewilderment.
“Hmm… Okay! My son is watching, how about four goals this game?”
“Hat trick, leave, ultimatum.”
There was an exchange of glances with coach Valverde for a while.
‘If I score one more goal, I’ll let you go?’
‘I refuse. I demand the fulfillment of the contract.’
Valverde finally sighed and accepted my proposal.
“… Yes, if you score a hat trick, I will replace you, so play hard.”
“Yes! Sir!”
Coach Valverde and his players burst into laughter as I saluted playfully.
I stepped on the ground wearing the captain’s armband in place of Sergio Pepe, who was excluded from the list due to an injury in this match, A match.
In the first game with the armband on, Yohan said he would watch the game too, so I shouldn’t have any accidents on the ground.
My resolve was seriously challenged shortly after the match.
A holding midfielder from France, who was recruited from Valencia this season, threw a rough tackle on me while I was trying to dribble.
“Aaaaa-“
As soon as I fall to the ground
I hear a lot of booing from the Santiago Bernabéu.
“Booooo-! Disgusting French!”
“Eat a baguette, you bastard!”
Luis Garcia, who came with a poodle hair during the match A, was excited.
“Puta! You don’t even have a partner spirit!”
Beep beep beep!
While the referee blows the whistle and calms down the players of both teams.
I lay down on the ground, holding the captain’s armband and thinking about Yohan watching the game, I grabbed his right arm and drew a seal.
“Be patient, be patient Jesus, you can be patient!”
Jesus, who was sealed on my right arm, was crying out for me to break the seal.
