Chapter 64 – Press Conference
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[Manchester City Pep Guardiola technical advisor, ‘Jejus faction must be recruited.’]
[Barcelona Pique, ‘We are ready to accept the Jejus faction.’]
[Liverpool Jurgen Klopp, technical advisor, opens up about the rumor of Jeju’s recruitment. ‘He is a great player. He intends to jump in before signing.’]
[Chelsea supporters’ courtship to Blues Jejus, ‘We Love Samsong! ‘]
[Manchester United. ‘Negotiations are progressing positively.’ ]
[Madridista protested against rumors of Jeju’s transfer ahead of El Clasico. ‘Patricia Out! Laporta Out please! Bring Jejus back!’]
[Jesus confused by the burning trash can. ‘Huh? Am I here?’]
[Unhappy Jejus, like FC Barcelona, damages the club image and runs away?]
└ Puta! Madre you bastard, I’ll kill you as you wish, so come out to the Manzanares River right now.
└ Oh. A corpse will come up in the Manzanares River tomorrow.
└3 guji. Patricia Casillas, Alfonso Laporta, and Giregi Lee.
While reading his article, President Alfonso Laporta struggled to speak to his lover, Patricia Casillas.
“I tried to manipulate public opinion to turn the arrow of criticism, but it is not easy. The status of a guy who only played for a year is this much…I think I will have to use the yellow pest in this El Clasico.”
Patricia Casillas had a sullen expression on her face, but she couldn’t help but nod her head at the president’s words.
As soon as Patricia nodded, the two began kissing and burning. The two smile and disappear into the hotel. A man was watching intently.
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I was enjoying my life in the 2nd Army more leisurely than I thought. At first, Luis Garcia and Luca Savicchi, who were anxious and tried to transfer, also took a break from the second team with a comfortable mind when the coach’s performance plummeted.
“Vamos!! Did you see it! This is my golf skill!”
“… Stupid It’s not good to hit it far.”
“… ? Isn’t that a home run?”
“A home run is baseball, you idiot.”
“Jejus is right. Luis Garcia is an asshole.”
A room for 4 high-ranking players (Roberto Fabianski, Luis Garcia, Luka Savic, Jesus Joo) who spent a week playing golf leisurely at the 2nd Army training ground.
“Hey what is this?”
[Real Madrid. Director Patricia. ‘I will mobilize all my strength in the next game.’]
[Coach Patricia Casillas hints at returning to the starting lineup for Jejus ahead of the match against Barcelona in the 25th round of the league]
Through the news, it was confirmed that they were on the starting list.
“And… Crazy bitch is really great The announcement of the release was also unilaterally made over the phone, but the news of the selection is heard on the news.”
I let Luis Garcia’s self-talk into one ear.
If I took a month off, I rested a lot. I’m tired of resting now. I need to get back to the club soon.
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[Louis Garcia, who heard the news of his return to the news. ‘Director Patricia doesn’t seem to know respect and etiquette.’]
[A woman claiming to be an acquaintance of Patricia Casillas. ‘Patricia grew up poor as a child and was not educated at home.’]
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[Viewers from all over the country. Finally, in the El Clasico against Barcelona today, Joo Jesus will start for the first time in a month.]
[A huge number of spectators have already gathered at the Santiago Bernabeu.]
[It’s definitely El Clasico. Real Madrid home fans are hot.]
└ Is El Clasico hot?
└ It looks like there’s not much left until Revolution.
“Hala Jeju’s!!”
“Jejus! Please give us victory!”
[Ah! Joo Jesus is caught on the screen. You can hear the huge cheers from the home crowd.]
[Will Jesus Joo be able to break Real Madrid’s losing streak? We’ll be together in a while.]
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First half 30 minutes
Real Madrid 0:0 Barcelona.
Come back to the ground after a month. Many things were new.
It was also amazing to see white prominences burning in the corner of the Santiago Bernabéu, which did not burst even when they won the Champions League last season. The form of the Real Madrid players, whose performance was ruined, was also amazing.
What on earth can I do to make a team like this in a month?
While admiring the smashing performance. Ter Neuer, the only Real Madrid player paying for his meal, blocked Barcelona’s attack.
“Jejus!”
Real Madrid’s counter-attack situation follows immediately. Luis Garcia passed the pass to Iker Bravo, who was right on the wing. Space opened up as Iker Bravo kept the ball and pulled the defender in. Fernando Santos did not penetrate into that space.
“What is that asshole doing?!”
Judging from the look of Santos who doesn’t overlap, coach Patrasche makes a satisfied expression. I was able to figure out right away that that year was the cause.
“Iker!”
Reluctantly, I took the marksman down to that space and received the ball from Iker Bravo. I was quickly surrounded by the Barcelona defense.
He passed the pass between the crotch of the Barcelona player towards Iker Bravo, who was penetrating while avoiding tackles coming from all sides. Iker Bravo did just that and put a cross into Roberto Fabianski’s head.
Bang-!
Roberto Fabianski’s header narrowly bounced off the post.
“Whoop-!”
I jumped into the penalty area with all my might, pushed myself into the goal and scored the first goal.
“Vamos!!”
After I scored, I lead the Real Madrid players running. I ran to Patrasche and presented him with a fist potato and a double bath.
“Puta madre! Even if Yohan sits down, I will supervise better than you, bitch.”
Fuck. If it was a man, it would have been a kung fu kick.
The scene where I curse at Patrasche was transmitted as it is to the electronic board. Applause rang out at the Santiago Bernabéu.
Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate! Pair-mate-mate!
And. Is the applause real?
You guys were piled up too.
One Madridista, moved by my action, stood up and cried out in tears.
“Patricia! Team up with Laporta and get out of Real Madrid!”
The director’s name was Patricia.
Well, there’s no way a person’s name could be a dog.
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[Go oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh this is it. This is it! Jejus, who returns to the first team and succeeds in scoring as soon as he starts! I can’t believe that this kind of player is not used in the 2nd team.]
[It is a wasteful moment for Real Madrid to lose points due to useless fighting.]
[Maybe this is the season they were able to achieve the treble for the first time in the history of the club that they hoped for.]
[Oh… Jejus runs to director Patricia and shows off a celebration.]
[The crowd at the Santiago Bernabéu loves it. Apparently, director Patricia doesn’t have much time left.]
[Jeju, you get a red card from the referee.]
“Booooo-! The referee, you bastard!”
“Did Patricia even open her crotch!”
“Hostia!! Cancel the exit order immediately! “
[… Hear the booing of angry Madridistas. Looks like a riot is about to happen. Madrid armed police begin to be deployed.]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 2:0 Barcelona
Goals: Jejus (30) Roberto Fabianski (88)
Off: Jejus (31) Roberto Fabianski (89)
[Patricia Casillas. ‘This win proves it. There was no problem with my tactics, and the defeats so far are the result of the players slowing down.’]
[It only took one chance for him to score. Jejus, who scored in the return game.]
[Jesus Madridistas who showed off their fantastic bra d’honneur (arms of glory) after scoring cheered.]
[Two chances. Scored twice. And two fist potatoes]
[Roberto Fabianski follows the Lord Jesus and presents a fist potato to the director.]
[The fist potato that became a hot topic when introduced by Joo Jesus. What to say in foreign countries? The correct answer was Bra Donneur.]
[Barcelona claim. Express dissatisfaction ‘This match at the Santiago Bernabéu was the worst. We had to tremble in fear as we played in the midst of white guys who didn’t know when they would turn into a mob.’]
[Sunday. Chairman Alfonso Laporta and Patricia Casillas break off an affair.]
[A shocking conversation between Alfonso Laporta and Patricia Casillas. Compare Los Blancos’ top star to a yellow vermin.]
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[Sunday. Chairman Alfonso Laporta and Patricia Casillas break off an affair.]
[A shocking conversation between Alfonso Laporta and Patricia Casillas. Compare Los Blancos’ top star to a yellow vermin.]
Let me see the article. I finally felt that the time had come. When reporters were immediately called, the reporters gathered quickly, as if they had a premonition of a scoop.
When the press conference was full of reporters, I stood on the podium and, without taking questions, began reading the script I had prepared.
“After the new president and director took office, I was caught up in endless politics. “
Reporters began to pay attention. Pretending to be overcome by anger, I read each letter word by word.
“They persecuted me by comparing me to a vermin that eats Real Madrid.”
Here I wept.
“I am a football player, not a politician. I want to focus on football. I just wanted to play football in the stadium, cheered by the Madridistas. “
Point out the culprit.
“But after the arrival of Laporta and Patricia, life at Real Madrid became less enjoyable.
Those in power are persecuting me and those around me and trying to make me leave the club.”
He gave off a nuance that he might leave.
“It’s really hard, but I don’t know if I should prepare for a breakup. I am… Although I did not spend much time in Madrid. To me, this place has been loved so much that it can be called home. I don’t know what the future will be like. Dear Los Blancos. Thank you so much. And I love you. “
With an expression that he couldn’t bear to step on, he appealed once more with tears dripping down his face.
“If I had to list the three most important things in life for me, the first would be my family. Second would be my country and third would be Madrid. Thank you Los Blancos for loving me once again. Hala Madrid! Y nada más “
I left the press conference room.
