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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 63

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 63

Chapter 63 – Patricia

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The tax investigation that swept La Liga was now an out of control storm, sucking all the issues.

[Real Madrid President Núñez. Prosecuted by the Spanish government for embezzlement, tax evasion and account fraud.]

My staunch supporter, my grandfather next door, resigns from the Real Madrid presidency due to a minor misbehavior.

[President Nunez. He voluntarily resigned as president of Real Madrid. Vice-Chairman Laporta is likely to succeed him.]

A new president has been elected. He proclaimed reform.

[New chairman Laporta reveals his aspirations. ‘Currently Madrid is sick. We will cut out the rotten roots with sweeping reforms.’]

And Valverde, who was kind to the players, was cut.

[Real Madrid sack manager Valverde.]

The day the director was sacked. I was able to figure out the full story of the incident in a phone call with manager Valverde, who was filled with rage.

“Puta! A fucking baby. Politics in football! Jejus be careful! The fucking babies will take pictures of those who are recognized as the factions of President Nuzuzu. “

History repeats itself Humans make the same mistakes over and over again.
Laporta’s group, who wanted to look trendy in the PC world again, put forward a young female director.

[As the next head coach, I led the Spanish women’s national soccer team. Patricia Casillas is singled out.]

Suddenly, the first female coach was appointed to the command tower of Real Madrid.

[Patricia Casillas. ‘It’s an honor to be the manager of Real Madrid. I will lead the reform of Real Madrid.’]

She became a marionette and quickly stamped out what was perceived as the Núñez (Jejus) faction in Real Madrid as the Laporta faction ordered.

[Louis Garcia. Luka Savic. Receive notice of release from Director Patricia.]

[Louis Garcia. ‘I can’t understand director Patricia. Luca and I were notified of the release in just 30 seconds of a phone call.’]

And during this time, a meeting was held that read that it was communication between me and the director and read it as a spirit fight.

“Jeju, there will be no privilege granted to you in the future! I won’t be flexible. There can be no players above the manager, and if you also care about the team, follow my instructions. If you can’t follow my instructions, leave this room right now, pack your things and go down to District 2!”

Let’s finish the director’s words. I nodded.
If the body is weak, the head suffers. If you don’t have enough ability, you do politics.
Let me nod The director’s face lit up. Looking at the director, I got up from my seat and opened the door.

“Jejus! If you leave this room without my permission, I will put you in District 2 and never use you!! Your career is over!!”

Patricia threatens me with an angry voice as I try to leave the room.

I snorted at her threats.
Excluding the roster? Then thank you. I will eat 800 million won every week at the 2nd Army training ground.

“Then I’m not 7.7 billion, but I’m a big boy. 8.8 billion?”

Puck! You!
It’s a little obscene.

I gave the director the middle finger and left work.

Clink-!

“Kyaah-ah! A baby like that dog will kill you-!”

I heard the sound of something breaking behind my back, along with the hysterical screams of an old maid in her 40s, but I didn’t pay attention.

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[Title: Urgent Breaking News) Jesus type 2nd Army going down]

(Article about Real Madrid’s 2nd team relegation due to disobeying Jeju’s order. Png)

(Jejus with a bright smile. Golf practice at the 2nd Army training ground with the Kimchi Pirates known as the Jejus faction.Gif)

But why do you like this guy?

└ Even if you do nothing, you will be happy to have 800 million won in your bank account every week;;
└ Practicing golf is so funny haha
└ If you eat even a hamburger, it would be perfect haha
└ ㅋ ㅋ Gareth Bale + Eden Azar? I can’t stand that

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When I really packed up and went down to the second team, Patracia Casillas put on a puzzled look.

I was snooping around the 2nd Army training ground for no reason, and this is not the case with my expression. It was quite ugly to see him screaming out of vain pride.

“I’ll apologize and give you a chance to come back!”
“Huh? I’m on my way right now. Next to me? There’s a strange merchant.”
“What? A common trader? As long as I am the manager of the 1st team, you will never be able to get out of the 2nd team!”

Anyway, it’s definitely going differently than the previous rounds. In the last episode, even if President Núñez was not prosecuted, Patricia or Patrasche, from the name of the dog, did not take over as Real Madrid’s command tower.

“Why did a bitch who was supposed to be at Barça come to Real Madrid?”

Patricia Casillas, the Barça legend coach who finished 13th in the league with a club called Barcelona.
I thought about it. Only one cause was identified.

“Is it because I blew up the Bamtoll, president of Barcelona’s G.O.A.T?”

While I was figuring out the cause, a match between Real Madrid and Las Palmas was playing on TV.

[Real Madrid, eventually lost to Las Palmas at Santiago Bernabeu. The atmosphere of Madridistas is brutal.]

[It was director Patricia Casillas’s debut. He was so stupid that he couldn’t even figure out what kind of football he wanted to play.]

Why are you using Sergio Pepe as a striker?
That bastard has three hairs.
Did the coach learn soccer through FM?

A beautiful young female director was caught on a relay camera. Director Patricia, dissatisfied with something, starts chewing gum as if it were Fergie’s inspiration.

Looking at it, I shook my head.

I’ll be back in the 1st group soon.

While foreseeing a sad fate. John crawled over.
Still, thanks to Patrasche, we were able to witness our son Yohan crawling for the first time.

“Bah-!”

“Oh my! Our John! Gulp Gulp. I crawled because I wanted to see Dad!”

“Bah-bah-!”

I held Yohani in my arms and played with him as he looked at me with longing eyes.

“Kyurreu-“

When I saw Yohan, whom I like, I prayed for Patrasche’s future without realizing it. I hope you do a little better and endure at Real Madrid…

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[Ah… Real Madrid lose again. Real Madrid without a win since against Getafe. It’s like falling into a quagmire.]

“Puta! You dirty sow!”
“You are ruining the club! Get out of here!”
“Laporta OUT! Patricia OUT!”
“Bring back Chairman Valverde and Núñez!!”

[As director Patricia is caught on relay cameras, Madridistas are pouring out their anger.]

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[Real Madrid Copa del Rey Round of 32 records a 1-0 sweaty victory over Andorra, which was owned by Gerard Pique, the current president of Barcelona.]

[Copa del Rey coach Patricia Casillas, who recorded his first win since taking office. Now is not the time to smile brightly.]

“Are you laughing bitch?! Are you laughing while ruining the club?!”
“Are you Catalan?!”
“Call Jejus!! I’d rather give him the managerial job!!!”
“Fuck Laporta! Patricia, get rid of yourselves!”

[Patricia leaves the ground with a hard expression at the booing of the fans.]

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[Patricia Casillas. ‘Madridistas lack gender sensitivity. They are complaining because they are not male directors. I am doing well enough as Real Madrid manager.’]

[Chairman Laporta giving firm support to Patricia Casillas. ‘The director needs a little more time.’]

[Patricia Casillas thanking Laporta. ‘The most gender sensitive person in Real Madrid is Laporta.’]

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[Real Madrid lost to Celta Vigo and fell to third place in the league. It’s getting farther and farther away from the championship competition.]

[Why on earth does Patricia not use Jejus, Luis Garcia, Luka Savic, and Roberto Fabianski? And why are you using Sergio Pepe as a striker in this game?]

[This is the player selection and tactics that I don’t understand. I don’t understand how you got your UEFA Pro license.]

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At the time when Patricia Casillas was being bullied for her performance, Jejus was raising a puppy from Luka Savic.

“Let’s eat Patrasche, coo coo coo!”
“Grrr-!”
“What do you not like? Don’t you like the name Patrasche?”
“Wow!”
“Yeah~ But you are Patrasche!”
“Rurrrr!”
“Write-! If you bark just one more time, will you lose sight of it?”
“Ki-ing… “

It was a peaceful daily life with a fight with a dog.

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Patricia Casillas didn’t understand the madridistas who cursed at her.

‘It’s all because of Jeju’s!’

The easiest thing in the world is to blame others. Patricia pointed out the Jejus faction as the cause of the failure to take control of the team and sent out an interview degrading them.

[Patricia Casillas. ‘I don’t know why people want Jeju’s. We can do it without him.’]

[Patricia Casillas venting his anger on Madrid players not following his own instructions. ‘Madrid players are sexist.’]

[Sergio Pepe, who had been silent, finally opened his mouth. ‘The director seems to be mentally ill. He comes up with completely incomprehensible tactics. In the last game, we tried to put Neuer in the striker position because he is the tallest in the team.’]

[President Alfonso Laporta. ‘Rotten parts must be cut out.’ Suggestions for the Jejus faction’s transfer?]

[Rising to the list of Jeju’s faction release.]

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[Title: Personally, I want to know who I want to transfer to the EPL.]

(The list of big clubs linked when the Lord Jesus was released.Jpg)

Jesus-hyung, please transfer and increase the team color. Fuck.

– (Madrid protest.Jpg) Can you go?
– Oh… It’s blazing.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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