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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 49

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 49

Chapter 49 – Exodus

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I heard the situation from the soccer academy. Even at the moment of action, new articles continued to pour in.

[The Lord Jesus soccer class, which remains silent about the controversy that broke out at ○○ Mom Cafe.]

It’s been a day since the controversy broke out, so why is it consistent with silence? It’s ridiculous.

[Madrid Study Abroad Program? Study abroad consulting company, ‘The amount received is significantly higher than the average soccer study abroad.]

It’s an opportunity that others can’t get even if they pay money, but they do their best.

[‘The Lord Jesus who trades with children’s dreams, wake up!’ ○○ Association protesting]
[I demand the truth from the Lord Jesus. ○○ Mom Cafe members who opened Joo Jin-yo Café]

Ah. Fuck. I can’t stand it.
In the past life when I didn’t know about the mission relief, I would have just endured somehow and ran the soccer academy.
The Lord Jesus of today does not need to be patient.
I have to give birth to 8 children and go to the top 8 ending.
I think Yuna is going through a lot of her troubles.
You really need to cherish and love.

[National soccer player Joo Jesus sues ○○ cafe members, a soccer study abroad consulting company, and ○○ association for spreading false information and defamation.]

I hold a video conference while proceeding with the complaint. We discussed the future of football academies.

“Don’t be lenient. And let’s take a look at the academy program. We collect only the children who really dream of becoming soccer players and teach them for a small fee. I can see why people don’t give concerts for free.
Also, we are expanding educational programs for children in nursery schools who dream of becoming soccer players. It would be better if we built a new nursery school and teach soccer.”

Of course, my agent, Dusik hyung, also participated in the meeting.

“Should I go to Korea again?”
“If you don’t like it, someone else…”
“No! So good!! I’ll go! Instead, you tell Soo-yeon.”

Kim Doo-sik, who was participating in the meeting in a gloomy mood, brightened in an instant. Unbeknownst to Dushik hyung, who is so happy. I contacted my sister-in-law and promoted a family trip.

-Jesus: Dushik-hyung is scheduled to go on a business trip to Korea. I’ll give you a little vacation while I’m gone, so go on a family trip.
– Lioness: Oh… Thank you bro When I come to Spain, John will buy me a present.

Let’s finish our work I have a lot of thoughts.
There are a lot of people who sometimes look at me and say I’m crazy.
There is a saying in the one-eyed village that people with two eyes are abnormal. No matter how I look at it, I wonder if the world that is not me is crazy, so I feel like I am abnormal?

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“Uh. Arrived.”
“Okay, are you going to start working right away?”
“…”

When Dushik hyung arrives in Korea. Articles started pouring in.

[The Lord Jesus Soccer Academy free program is discontinued. ‘I ran a soccer class to support children who like soccer and dream of becoming a soccer player. There were many parents who came to take care of their children, so I felt it was too much to run. Even in this situation, the management team diligently continued their work and moved talented children to advanced classes. It is believed that the parent of the child who was not selected in this process left a message on the cafe.’]
└  It was the real Hell Joseon itself.
└ Jesus, we are sorry. Let’s become naturalized in Spain even if we can’t play in the national team.
└ ㄹㅇ Let’s live happily there.
└ Awaken the Lord Jesus Soccer Academy, which pursued private interests pretending to be a free program!

[Real Madrid youth coach Juan Sarabia spoke out about the controversy. ‘I was dumbfounded in the part of comparing studying abroad for football in Real Madrid and football in the third division in Spain. And most of the parents who visit compare their child’s talents with Jeju’s, do you really see the best player in the world as X?’]
└ DD Kimchi patch completed coach.
└ Looks like the language patch is wrong haha
└ I saw this right next to me, but I was out of breath. A sister who has no interest in soccer came to ask, is my child talented? How does it compare to Lord Jesus? Could it be Son Min-heung? I’m asking this…
└ As soon as the foreign coach said with a serious expression that the child had no talent. There was even a man screaming next to his sister, saying, “Who are you to evaluate my child?”
└ A real legend… I’m sorry for everything

[Lord Jesus Soccer Academy, only children whose dreams are soccer players will be taught for a fee.]
└ In the meantime, the Giregi class gives an accent to the fee.
└ Actually, it makes no sense that it was free until now.
└  It is fortunate that the price is slightly more expensive than the surrounding soccer classrooms. My son likes to play soccer and his dream is to be a soccer player, so I was very worried when the controversy broke out, but I let go.
└ On the contrary, fewer children will be able to receive more intensive education.
└ Because of some really mean people, good people like us are suffering.
└ It seems too wasteful to send 200,000 won a month. My son liked it, but it’s a pity.
└ If your child likes it, give 200,000 won and let it go ^^ Even if you don’t go to a cafe, that much will come out ^^
└ … Even if I see it, my child has no talent?
└… Oh no, the idea of ​​ripping off the soccer academy
└ But since the child likes it, I need to think about it one more time… I hope you don’t just dream of becoming a soccer player for nothing.
└ Mother ㅠㅠ You are too cold.
└ My mother should have raised me like that.
└ ? Suddenly here spark filial piety?
└ I wouldn’t have studied hard when I was young if I hadn’t lied about being handsome even though I was ugly ㅠㅠ
└ Ah ㅠㅠ The sky cried, this kid cried too, and I cried too ㅠㅠ
└ㄹㅇ When I saw this comment, water suddenly fell from the sky hahaAh. Are they falling out of my eyes?

[Lord Jesus builds a new type of nursery school. A nursery soccer academy in which children who dream of becoming soccer players gather and are educated.]
└ Are you qualified to establish the Lord Jesus Nursery School?
└ The director of the orphanage where Jesus Christ came out took over the operation.
└ Most of the children at the nursery school that we were running had dreams of becoming soccer players or workers in the soccer field, so we decided to move as a group.
└ The legends here are the locals
└ Before Jesus Joo scored a hat-trick in the World Cup, the children who had been protesting to move to another place because of falling land prices were now protesting not to go.
└ That’s the Korean Peninsula average.
└ Even the villagers who were saying orphans when they saw Lord Jesus are now trying to sell souvenirs, saying that Lord Jesus is the pride of the village.
└ Korean peninsula average
└ … It’s a real Hellbando

[Radio Guilt Hereditary Innocence? Awaken the Lord Jesus Academy that threatens people without money with the law!]
└ Why is this trashy?
└ You bastard haha ​​It looks like he was sued for posting an article criticizing Jesus without getting the facts right haha ​​If you look up an ongoing case, * appears in the middle and the same person as the rest of the reporters comes out haha
└ ? How do you see that?
└ I was also sued. Fuck. Jesus, look at me just once!
└ ㅄ What on earth do you have to say to the extent that Jesus-hyung can sue you?
└ No, I posted a post about how to get an erection after seeing a cliff and asked if I was overly sexual;
└ Shouldn’t you be driving Yuna’s head instead of Jesus?
└ I’m sorry Yuna, please take a look! Yuna’s breasts seem to be getting bigger and bigger!
└ HahaI’ll be glad if I don’t get further sued for sexual harassment.
└ OMG! Yuna is an angel! Yuna is an angel! Yuna is an angel!
└ Why are you doing that all of a sudden?
└ Yuna-nim, who was kind to her, is an angel with a small heart but a rich heart!
└ U&I : ? Do you want to go back? (ಠ益ಠ)
└ Why is this steamed?

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[A total of 30 people are investigated by the police for spreading false information about soccer player Jesus Joo and defaming reputation.]

The result of my complaint. More than 30 people were investigated as a group.
After leaving the matter to the lawyer, I turned off my mind. Let’s get the trial result later. 20 out of 30 were sentenced to 6 months in prison and 2 years probation. The remaining nine were sentenced to fines. The most problematic person committed a crime even while on probation, and was eventually sentenced to prison.

For reference, the person in question was over 40 years old. He even posted a picture of Dogeja to the soccer community to ask for a look at it, saying that he was also from Goa. Surprisingly, his parents were alive and well.
There are many fire attribute filial piety in the world. Kill your living parents.

In addition, the identities of the cafe users who were additionally sued were circulating on the Internet. The second damage blah blah blah blah blah, but it came out. What do I know about that?
Since everyone is up, they will figure it out on their own.

Anyway, I felt that I had to educate my son well so that Yohan would not grow up as a filial child with fire attributes. Even so, Yuna and I are in the top 1%. Will John grow up to be nice too?

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The case that happened in Korea ended brilliantly with the accusation ending. For a while, the number of users observing netiquette on the Internet has increased.

And exactly at this time, in the soccer community, the word “Exodus of the Lord Jesus” Was floating around. Along with the drip saying that Lord Jesus drew the sword called the law and split the sea of ​​information, the word “Jumen” Spread widely.

[Title: Exodus of Jumen.]

Let a man stretch his arms out towards a sea of ​​information. The Constitution raised a gust of wind, pushing back the sea of ​​information and drying it up. As the sea of ​​information splits, water protects good netizens. Do you put the malicious netizens to death? For a while, the sea of ​​information cleared.

As a result, people who do AOS also. The classic folk play space warfare, too. Praise him and ask him for his name.
He called himself Lord Jesus.

└ Ah– Jumen…
└ I believe — Jumen!!
└ ㄹㅇ I think I’ll buy it because the chat window is cleaned.
└ Jumen… Was he not only the savior of Korean soccer but also the savior of Internet culture…
└ There are also disadvantages.
└ Are you suspicious of Jumen?
└ Ah– This is heresy.
└ Execute heresy…
└ Block that person right now…
└Pattak: Ah… Jumen I dealt with heresy.
└ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ When I searched this bastard’s records, he just got a ranking promotion haha
└ Pattak: ㅇㅇ… I almost lost because I was so self-killing and my mentality exploded, but I got promoted because I didn’t have a kid.
└ Everyone is the grace of Ju-Men
└ Ah-ju-men. I believe!

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Champions league
4th round of the group stage.
Real Madrid (home) 0 : 0 Roma

5 minutes before the game starts.

I couldn’t do it in the last game against AS Roma. The selfie ceremony was being prepared quietly without the director’s knowledge.

“I. I’m holding this cell phone. If I score a goal, will you let me know?”
“Huh? Okay. But what are you going to do?”
“You’ll know when I score. Hehe”

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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