Chapter 43 – Vs Elche
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Before the match
Real Madrid: Elche
This match is a home game at the Santiago Bernabéu. Before the start of the game, we went out to the stadium and improved our performance according to our respective routines.
I volleyed a non-stop volley at Luka Savicchi’s cross towards the goal guarded by Tear Neuer.
The ball was sucked into the corner out of Ternoyer’s reach and the net shook.
“Puta mad asshole. It kicks really fucking well.”
A harsh curse came out of Ternoyer’s mouth after my shot, and I nodded in a similar condition as usual.
I could score a hat-trick in the first half and go home.
Exactly 9 minutes after the match starts with the referee’s whistle.
I perfectly recreated the non-stop volley that I showed during warm-up.
The goalkeeper of Elche with a hopeless expression is in sight.
I ran to the corner flag and performed a cradle ceremony in front of cheering Madridistas.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!”
Wait score
Dad quickly scores two goals and I’ll go home.
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[Wonderful goal. Trajectory Power Impact Everything is a perfect shooting.]
[Anyway, it seems that Jeju’s shooting broke us. Even with a huge goal scored. That’s not surprising.]
[Haha, I think I know what you mean. No matter how splendid and elegant the goal is, well. So that’s about what he does every game? And don’t pass it on!]
[What is this? It looks like Jeju scored an extra goal while watching the scoring scene again.]
[You can catch the expression of the frustrated Elche players. Elche’s away fans are booing them.]
[It shows the scene of Jeju’s second goal now. But Oh. Are we watching reruns? It’s exactly the same as Jeju’s first scoring scene. If the crosser wasn’t Luis Garcia. You would have thought I showed you the first scoring scene again.]
[This is very surprising. I succeeded in scoring with the same location, same posture, and same trajectory as the first scoring scene. ]
[Crazy. The only word that comes out is crazy. ]
[Real Madrid leads 2:0 with Jeju’s multi-goal in the 11th minute. The expressions of the away fans of Elche are already dark.]
[It looks like it’s going to be a tough day for Elche fans. There is still a lot of time left until the end of the game.]
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First half 31 minutes
Luis Garcia sighed as he saw Jesus protesting against the referee, saying that it was a foul.
‘Is that bastard not able to grasp the atmosphere right now? Or am I not doing it?’
Elche’s defenders watch a fellow player being carried off the touchline on a stretcher with an injury. They glared at Jesus Joo, who was protesting against the referee, with bloody eyes, and Luis Garcia, who watched it, shared his gaze with Jesus Joo’s bodyguard and Sergio Pepe, who ranked first as the most filthy soccer player in the La Liga fan selection.
‘I think those bastards are going to buy it. Stop it.’
Taking cues from Luis Garcia, Sergio Pepe
In Elche’s counterattack chance, he made a rough tackle toward the opposing striker.
“Hey, you bastard!”
“What’s the problem! This guy fell down because he was a weakling.”
In exchange for a yellow card, he drew two yellow cards from Elche players and succeeded in turning their anger on himself.
Beep!
“You, you, you warning!”
However, the Lord Jesus, unaware of the fact that he had sacrificed himself for himself, kicked Sergio Pepe and scolded him when he received the card.
“Oops. Taking credit cards for nothing, hehe. When will the season come?”
Seeing the Lord Jesus like that, Sergio Pepe swallowed his anger inside.
‘Really this bastard. I want to meet you in A match. I’ll give it a blow.’
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“Oops. Taking credit cards for nothing, hehe. When will the season come?”
My self-talk made Sergio Pepe’s face red after receiving a yellow card. He glared at me with a look that looked like he had a lot to say, but he sighed a little and shook his head and went down to the station to know if he should defend.
Luis Garcia, who was looking at him, clicked his tongue. I looked at them with a bewildered expression.
Why. What’s wrong
Elche’s free kick, which was played in an unknown situation, flowed to me as Vladimir Lazovic cleared it.
Pretend I’m trapping a ball.
Spilled out As soon as it was confirmed that he had successfully tricked the opponent’s defense, he ran at full speed. Roberto Fabianski, who received the ball I spilled, stabbed a penetrating pass into the path in front of me.
“Lobby!”
After pinching the inner thigh of the opposing center back who was trying to fight my shoulder to stop my speed, I laid him on the ground.
“Aaaaagh-!”
He lightly beat the Italian goalkeeper with a shot fake.
“Che cazzo! (What the fuck!)”
He easily put it into the empty goal and succeeded in scoring.
“Easy!”
Elche’s center back grabs the referee and complains, but the referee ends up communicating with the VAR room. Scored normally.
After the referee scored, the Elche players glared at me after hearing the story of the Elche center back.
What. What to do
If you twist it, you pinch it so you don’t get caught in the VAR.
This is the 200-year tradition of hand taste know-how. These cubs
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First half 38 minutes
Real Madrid 3:0 Elche
[Coach Valverde took out Joo Jesus early in the first half. Where was the problem?]
[Well, looking at the performance in the first half, there doesn’t seem to be a problem.]
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
“Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!”
[Jesus Joo leaves while receiving applause from the Madrid home fans, and Jesus Gonzalez, who received attention from La Fabrica, enters.]
[Jesus Joo speaks on the touchline to Jesus Gonzalez, who looks nervous.]
[Jesús Gonzalez bursts out laughing, looks relaxed thanks to Joo Jesus.]
[I wonder what they talked about.]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5: 0 Elche
Goals: Jesus (9, 11, 36), Roberto Fabianski (58), Jesus Gonzalez (75)
-Jejus had an early replacement. Is there something wrong with him?
“There were no problems at all. I had talked with Jejus beforehand and decided to replace him immediately if he scored a hat trick.”
After the game ended, many reporters saw the early replacement of Jejus and the image of Jejus leaving the Santiago Bernabéu and returning home, saying goodbye to the fans, and many reporters questioned the manager, suspecting that there might be a rumor between the manager and Jejus. He began to bite and stretch.
-Is Jeju’s departure from Santiago Bernabéu and early work a pre-arranged matter?
“Of course. The matter was also discussed in advance. It was n’t long before Jejus had his child.
I promised to send him home if he got a hat trick for his happiness. He just went home from work to see his bastard after a hat trick.”
– In the next game, if Jejus scores a hat-trick, are you going to let them go?
“It is limited to home games.”
Coach Valverde pointed out an Asian reporter in the corner this time.
The reporter brought up a story about Jesus Gonzalez, not the story of Jejus.
– La Fabrica’s young talent, Jesus Gonzalez, made his debut. Are you satisfied with his debut match?
“I am satisfied. Jesus’ face, which was nervous at first, relaxed after talking with Jeju. He played a great game even before his debut his.”
When the story of Jesus and Jesus Gonzalez came out, the reporter with twinkling eyes dug deeper into the matter.
-I’m curious about the story Jeju told Jesus Gonzalez. Can you tell me what you were talking about?
“I was curious too, so I asked Jesus, and he said that Jeju runs a football club called Colchester United, and since he plays soccer, he asked if he would like to come and play at Colchester United.”
-Pedro Rodriguez has been appointed as the new manager of Colchester United, which Jeju has acquired. How about this?
Coach Valverde put on a satisfied expression and trained the reporters who snapped at new rice cakes, not rumors of a feud with Jeju.
“He was a great player at Real Madrid. He was a leader and had the qualities to make a good manager. . . .”
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[Madrid connection running at Colchester United.]
[Director Valverde, ‘Pedro Rodriguez has great qualities as a leader.’
[Valverde, ‘Jejus Unhappy? Groundless. He is now the happiest man in Madrid.’]
[Colchester United manager Pedro Rodriguez, ‘I’ve already put in loan inquiries for some of La Fabrica’s great prospects’]
[Pedro Rodriguez looks confident. ‘Our goal this season is promotion. I will definitely return to the pro league.’]
[Owner Jejus, ‘There are many players with great talent in La Fabrica. Our club will give many opportunities to promising players.’]
[Colchester United Supporters support the owner Jeju and manager Pedro Rodriguez. ‘Meeting Jeju and the team’s era of success has begun!’]
[Director Elche points out Jeju’s dirty play. ‘He pinched Handanovic’s thigh and scored in between.’]
[Opening up about the controversy over pinching Jeju’s. ‘I don’t know what you mean. I didn’t pinch him.’]
[Jesus, who saw the pinching scene blurred on the spectator’s smartphone, ‘That hand is God’s hand.’]
