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The Dead Striker Is Crazy 278

The Dead Striker Is Crazy 278

Chapter 278 – Epilogue: Victory, After That -2

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Real Madrid president Nuñez has two hobbies.

“Hala Madrid Hala Jesus!”

One is to visit the Santiago Bernabeu and watch the play of Joo Jesus, whom he recruited.

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@Núñez ★ Official

(FC Barcelona imposes a Group 2 buyout on a promising player. Jpg)

FC Barcelona is strangling the future of promising players with unfair buyouts.

@Núñez ★ Official

Even if the buyout is not set high, prospects do not leave. This is the fundamental difference between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona.

The other is teabagging FC Barcelona.

@Núñez ★ Official

(Photo of Lord Jesus who scored a pot trick in El Clasico. Jpg)

Thank you, Barcelona!

He seemed to be having a perfect day today, as he always did, posting on social media and flipping around the outfits of FC Barcelona fans.

[Atlético Madrid signs a promising contract with ‘Son of Jesus’ Joo Joo-sep.]

[Atlético Madrid showing high expectations for Joseph Joo. ‘He is a boy with great talent comparable to his father Jesus and older brother John.’]

That is, until Atletico Madrid plundered Real Madrid’s treasure (according to Nuñez).

“Jesus! What the heck is going on!  Atletico Madrid! Would you consider sending your child to a team with no money and no history?”

Nuñez immediately contacted the Lord Jesus and asked what was going on. The Lord Jesus sighed and answered.

“The child likes stripes so much that he wants to go to Atletico.”

“Tsk! Just for that reason!”

And the next season, stripes were added to Real Madrid’s away uniform.

“Abba! “I wear a Real Madrid uniform!”

Joo Joo-sep, who liked the design of Real Madrid’s away uniform, immediately left Atletico Madrid’s youth team and joined the Real Madrid youth team.

[Atletico Madrid accuses Jesus of child abuse. ‘Jejus forced his son to go to Real Madrid.’]

And in a way, it was natural that Atletico Madrid objected.

[Jesus snorts at Atletico Madrid’s claims. ‘A similar conspiracy theory. It’s not worth responding to.’]

***

“Robbie, what are you going to do now?”

“I’m thinking of taking over and running a 4th division team.”

“If you need help running the club, please let me know at any time. “I will also look into loan players.”

Following Roberto Fabianski’s retirement in the 2053-2054 season.

“Damn, spring has finally come… “It’s so unfair that I have to retire like this, it drives me crazy!”

Just before the start of the 2054-2055 season, Valverde suddenly retired as coach due to health problems.

“Jesus, I give permission. If Pedro takes over as manager, let him do his best again!”

Pedro, who led Colchester United to the Champions League, was considered as a successor.

Pedro happily accepted Real Madrid’s offer.

“You’re not planning on coming to Real Madrid without deciding on a successor, are you?”

And I was recommended to Pedro, who was accepting the position as manager of Real Madrid, as his successor.

“You got your Lewis license this time. Stop Lewis.”

Pedro answered without hesitation.

“Lewis?”

When the name of an unexpected person came out of Pedro’s mouth. I asked again, wondering if I had heard wrong, and Pedro answered calmly.

“When I’m with you, my intelligence levels out and I become stupid. “I like Lewis’s hair.”

“Okay? Then, the next director will be Lewis…”

Wait a minute, did you just tell me to go crazy?

I glared at Pedro, but he was sweating profusely and desperately avoiding my gaze.

Pedro!

I, the Lord Jesus, will remember this day.

Now that I think about it, there was someone else I said this to.

I searched my memory for a moment and soon realized the object.

“Ah. There was Niccolo Materazzi.”

Now that I think about it, it looks like his team advanced to the Champions League this time…  It seems like the time for revenge is not far away.

***

Six months have passed since Pedro took office as Real Madrid manager.

Real Madrid was cruising smoothly through not only the league, but also the cup competition and the Champions League.

Real Madrid comfortably finished first in their group and advanced to the round of 16, and their opponent in the round of 16 was AC Milan, where Nicolo Materazzi plays.

[Niccolo Materazzi gives a provocation to Jejus. ‘Now it’s just an old thing.’]

[Jesus. Ignoring what Niccolo Materazzi said. ‘I have prepared a welcome gift for my friend Pedro. I hope everyone looks forward to it.’]

Just before the start of the game against AC Milan. Although it was a little late, we decided to give Pedro a welcome ceremony for his inauguration at Real Madrid.

San Siro Stadium, where the Champions League round of 16 match against AC Milan will be held.

“Yellow bastard! Fuck you!”

AC Milan fans provoked me and provoked me even before the game started.

He pledged revenge on AC Milan’s fans.

“Hames!”

I immediately called out the name of James Falcao, who had been brought in as Luis Garcia’s replacement, and began to infiltrate AC Milan’s backspace.

James Falcao stabbed a pass right at my call. The pass was longer than he thought, but he didn’t care.

Me and Niccolo Materazzi run to get the ball. Because the pass was long, Niccolo Materazzi was one step ahead and succeeded in clearing the ball.

“Heh.”

While Niccolo Materazzi snorts and looks at me.

“I’ve waited five years for this moment. Fuck!”

I threw a Taekwon kick at Nicolo Materazzi, who had been my target since I asked for the pass.

“Kwaaaaak-!!”

Niccolo Materazzi’s screams echo throughout the ground.

“Oh… “Lord.”

“Haha! You’re the best, Jejus! “I believed it!”

The electronic display shows Pedro with his eyes wide open and a dumb expression on his face, and Valverde laughing loudly in the stands.

“Hmm. “It’s been a while.”

The referee recalled the past and took out a red card towards me.

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Game over.

Real Madrid 2:1 AC Milan.

[Real Madrid emergency. Jesus Christ was suspended for 3 games. ‘It is my gift to Pedro.’]

[Real Madrid coach Pedro sighs. ‘My head is pounding. The season plan was ruined.’]

[Former coach Valverde giving advice to coach Pedro. ‘It’s easy to retire.’]

[What did the Lord Jesus say to Pedro, who was suffering from headaches? ‘I am a punishment from God. If you hadn’t committed a serious crime, the country wouldn’t have punished you.’]

└ Really. Are you crazy? Haha,

└ Shinbeol-hyung striker haha

└ Isn’t that a self-destruction rather than a divine punishment?

└ Kkkk Self-destruction type strike kkkk

***

The disciplinary action was confirmed, and I had free time.

I spent some time during my break watching Colchester United play.

Luis Garcia was a better director than I thought.

[Luis Garcia wins the game against Manchester United with brilliant leadership. ‘I was so bored that I wanted to die. Is this the level of the EPL?’]

What… I don’t know if there was a personality problem, but there was an issue where he opened his mouth after winning the game.

Still, I think my skills are solid.

That’s because, contrary to the assessment just before the season that it would be difficult to advance to the Champions League, Colchester United was in second place and competing for the title even at this moment, when the turning point had been reached.

And as time passed and the season ended. Colchester United was able to achieve the record of being runners-up in the league.

[Luis Garcia explaining why Colchester United didn’t win the title. ‘It’s all because of the salty miser owner Jejus. He is preventing Colchester United from growing.’]

It was a bit arrogant to attack the team owner on the subject of coaching, but since it achieved results, we decided to especially forgive him.

***

Joo Joo-han loved soccer since he was young.

It’s a childhood memory, so it’s faded now, but it’s possible that he can’t forget the happy moments he had playing soccer with his dad.

The burden on Joo Joo-han, whose father was the god of soccer, was indescribable.

Because of that pressure, he didn’t like soccer.

He just quietly worked harder than anyone else to play soccer well. His talent, which he inherited from the Lord Jesus, blossomed quickly when combined with Joo Joo-han’s sincerity.

[He was selected to the U-20 Spanish national team.]

Joo Yoo was called up to the U-20 Spanish national team at the young age of 15.

He led Spain to victory by scoring a hat trick in the 45th minute of the first half against Korea in the final.

The people of the Republic of Korea expressed their bitter feelings toward Jo Joo-han’s performance.

[Title: Wow. Fuck, Yohan is good at soccer.]

(Joo wins the Golden Ball and Golden Boot. Jpg)

Was Danju like that when he was young?

There would be no way to select the Korean national team as the adult national team, right? ㅠㅠ

└ I don’t know his skills, but his face looks a lot like his days when he was a member of Danju Cheongdae (youth national team).

└ National University seems to be difficult… All my friends are Spanish.

└ Ha… Can’t even Joseph be selected for the Korean national team? Honestly, one person can come to Korea’s national university~!

└ Joseph must have had a harder time? They say Yohan speaks Korean well even though it takes a bit of buffering, but Joseph speaks Korean poorly.

However, they did not pour out harsh criticism towards Jo Joo-han, who chose Spanish nationality.

└ Ah, I don’t want to hear news about Gummer et al. Can’t he just stop bringing it?
└ Yes, because we are curious about Yohan’s news. All you have to do is disappear from the community. Right?

└ Kaaeng, Ttu. Where are you talking about the son of a hero?

└ ㄹㅇ There is a reason why Brother Jesus announced his retirement from the national team. Would bastards like that want to run for that shit?

This was because his father was Joo Jesus, a soccer hero and living legend in Korea.

***

The 2056 – 2057 season ended, and I turned 37.

This season was an especially difficult season.

Perhaps due to aging, he only scored 72 goals despite playing a full season without being suspended.

Ha. It feels new, but it seems like it has become obsolete.

‘I’m a waste product…’ . Should I change my position?’

Due to the sudden indifference of time, I thought I could no longer be a striker, and I thought about changing my position for a long time.

And I barely came to a conclusion.

“Pedro, I will play in the number 10 position from the next game.”

“You crazy bastard. “What should I do if they do that the day before the transfer window closes?”

I visited Pedro a day before the summer transfer window closed and asked him to change my position to an attacking midfielder.

​There was a conspiracy theory going around that I was moving to an attacking midfielder to make room for my child.

[Joo Yoon, Real Madrid first team call-up.]

It wasn’t true, putting my parents on the line.

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
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