Chapter 261 – Side Story 95: Romantic Goalkeeper -2
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“Ha. Why did you get injured at this time?”
Yoo Young-beom touched his shoulder and sighed.
For professional sports players, injury is an insignificant event that can happen at any time.
Moreover, since the injury was not serious, the pain was not felt too much.
However, the problem was that the timing was not good.
Yoo Young-beom, who was injured at a critical time with the Champions League final and the World Cup just around the corner, felt uncomfortable at the fact that he had caused trouble to the club and the national team.
“First, I have to send a message to the national team members not to worry. The club kids can talk face to face tomorrow.”
When the results of the examination came out, Yoo Young-beom entered a group chat room to inform his national team teammates, who were worried about his injury, that the injury was not serious.
〈Korea National Team Group Chat Room 〉
– Beomleluya: Kids, I can’t tell you in detail, but my injury isn’t serious, so don’t worry too much.
– Tongjjun: What, was your brother injured?
– SUCK Jun: What should I do with the old man? I’m getting old and my bones won’t grow well. ㅠㅠ
– Panreluya: (Emoji of the Lord Jesus inserting the Tathagata kidney into the solar plexus).
– SUCKJun: (Bear cone pounding a dogeja.)
– SUCK Jun: Wow, you crazy bastard, you really put out an emoticon?
– Beomreluya: Surprisingly, it is currently the number one emoticon.
– Beomleluya: Anyway, let us advance to the World Cup finals. This guy will probably be able to compete from the quarterfinals or semifinals. You guys can’t advance to the semifinals without me, right?
– SUCKJun: Look at this guy, he became shameless after hanging out with the Lord Jesus.
– SUCKJUN: [@THE Soccer] Hey, Lord Jesus, please say something too.
– Tongjjun: Yeah, that bastard doesn’t read chat. We had a conversation the last time we met, but I didn’t even know we were in the group chat room.
– SUCKJUN: Then how? Should I call and tell them?
– Tongjjun: Leave it alone. I’ll find out later when I read the article.
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The time when Yoo Young-beom briefly mentioned his injury in the group chat room.
“… Heaven! “Why am I the only one being mistreated?”
Joo Jesus was frustrated after hearing the news of Yoo Young-beom’s injury in an article.
In his ears, he even had an auditory hallucination as if the sky was shouting, ‘Yes, you idiot, you can’t win the World Cup.’
“After. No, where is the sky? “This is all because of FC Barcelona.”
The eyes of the Lord Jesus, who had been frustrated for a while, sparkled.
“Anyway, those disgusting FC Barcelona guys are using cowardly measures to prevent me from surpassing Messi’s career.”
He thought that Yoo Young-beom’s injury was all a trick by FC Barcelona. It was a delusion that Yoo Young-beom’s injury was intentionally neglected.
If FC Barcelona had listened, they would have protested, asking what kind of unreasonable club would do such a foolish thing ahead of the Champions League final.
“It’s me, Luis Garcia. I agree with your opinion.”
Unfortunately, there was no player in Real Madrid who could tell the truth to the Lord Jesus.
So the next day.
An interview with the Lord Jesus was reported.
[Jejus points out FC Barcelona’s lack of player management following the news of Yoo Young-beom’s injury. ‘FC Barcelona’s player management is inadequate. Moving from FC Barcelona was the best thing I did, other than meeting my wife.’]
At the same time, Luis Garcia’s interview was also reported.
[Luis Garcia reacting to Jejus’ interview. ‘I do not agree with what Jesus said. FC Barcelona’s player management is outstanding. It’s just that Jeju has been going through a lot of hardships recently. I hope FC Barcelona fans will understand.’]
That day, the only sound that could be heard at Real Madrid’s training ground was Luis Garcia’s mournful screams.
“Ahh! Surrender! Surrender!”
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[Title: Real-time status of Chukbung, who is studying abroad in Barcelona.]
(Burning uniform of the Lord Jesus. Jpg)
Fuck. When someone came and asked if I was Korean, I said I was Chinese.
Damn it’s scary, you guys.
└ Hahafuck haha. There are Japanese, so why bring Chinese?
└ Ah, I don’t know, but what immediately came to mind was Chino.
└ When I shouted “I’m Chino” In a loud voice, he left in pieces.
└Kkkk Honorary Chinese bastard kk
└ LOL If you look at this guy’s old posts, he just hates Chinese people LOL
└ Ah haha, do you love Chinese people now?
└ Yeah, don’t be a dick, you guys. You only have one life.
└ Sir, if you are studying abroad in Europe, will you go watch the Champions League final?
└ Money is tight… I think I’ll watch the game with my friends at a nearby pub.
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The Champions League final match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona has begun.
I looked at FC Barcelona’s defenders. The defensive line, which was lower than usual, and their stern expressions were impressive, as if they didn’t trust the goalkeeper.
Probably because Youngbeom was suddenly absent due to injury.
‘Anyway, it’s embarrassing. ‘Why haven’t you contacted me at least once?’
The moment I thought of Yoo Young-beom, who was injured. FC Barcelona made a mistake.
“Juan!”
Under Real Madrid’s strong forward pressure, Sergio Fabregas safely passed a backpass to the goalkeeper.
Tak-!
FC Barcelona’s second goalkeeper attempted to clear the ball away from an approaching Real Madrid player and accidentally passed it to Jesus González.
“… !! Hit me!”
Pwow-!
Maybe it’s because of urgency. Jesus González’s shot went a little wide and missed the goal, but the goalkeeper’s face was completely white.
I sighed while looking at that.
‘… Is that the future of the Korean national team?’
Strangely, it didn’t feel like anyone else.
And the game was one-sided.
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[The match is so one-sided that it’s hard to believe it’s the Champions League final. Was goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom’s gap that big?]
[There are only a handful of goalkeepers who can replace goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom. The reason FC Barcelona is currently faltering is because of the goalkeeper’s mistake? There are no defenders who can be aggressive when the goalkeeper keeps making mistakes.
As a result, the gap between the midfielders and defenders widens, and Real Madrid actively targets this gap.]
[Okay. Normally, the place where Jesus Joo is standing should be the off-side line, but now it is also an on-side situation.]
[Yes, the moment I said that. Joo Jesus catches the ball! Real Madrid players are starting to rush in quickly! Jesus Joo runs towards the FC Barcelona camp very aggressively, as if he had no idea that he would lose the ball!]
[Goooool-! The fire-breathing mid-range shot of the Lord Jesus! Even though it is a long distance of 35 m, it is accurately sucked into the corner of the goal! Real Madrid starts to take the lead.]
[It looks like it will be a difficult game for FC Barcelona.]
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30 minutes in the first half.
Real Madrid 3:0 FC Barcelona.
After the first goal, FC Barcelona quickly collapsed.
Starting with the goalkeeper’s mental breakdown, the mentality of FC Barcelona players was shattered like dominoes.
And Real Madrid attacked FC Barcelona mercilessly and scored an additional goal.
As the score gap widened to a certain extent, Real Madrid tried to slow down their attack. They thought there was no need to provoke FC Barcelona, who had lost their will to chase, with the World Cup just around the corner.
“Do your best! “Don’t insult others!”
But I asked the Real Madrid players to do their best. The reason was that I had not yet succeeded in a hat trick.
“Today is Sergio Pepe’s last game, you idiots! Let’s do our best until the end for Sergio!”
Even Sergio Pepe encouraged Real Madrid strongly, and fighting spirit slowly began to appear in the eyes of Real Madrid players.
Luis Garcia, who was disciplined last time, was the first to respond to my encouraging speech.
Luis Garcia, who actively pressured the opponent and stole the ball, delivered the ball to me.
After breaking through the FC Barcelona players, I succeeded in scoring by hitting a shot between the legs of the goalkeeper, who was pale.
“Vamos-!!”
After scoring a goal, I did my best to celebrate as usual so as not to insult FC Barcelona.
I ran to the FC Barcelona stands at full speed and held up a T-shirt with the face of Sergio Pepe, who was retiring after this game.
Is it because of the appearance of Sergio Pepe, who was ranked 2nd as the most disgusting soccer player chosen by FC Barcelona fans?
“I will kill you! “You son of a bitch!”
They threw trash and praised Sergio Pepe’s greatness.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5 vs 0 FC Barcelona.
[Real Madrid will win the 2049 – 2050 Champions League.]
└ It was a very one-sided game, it’s a big deal that Beomleluya wasn’t there.
└ ㄹㅇ The whole time I was watching, I wondered if that was our future.
└ Ha, what about the World Cup? ㅆㅂ;;
└ Will you pass the round of 16?
└ We will pass the round of 16. Jesus type is running.
└ Can’t Brother Jesus score and look at the goalkeeper? You blocked it well last time.
└ … Uh? It’s not bad, is it?
[The Lord Jesus gave a touching celebration for a retiring colleague.]
└ I was so touched while watching the Jesus Brother Celebration, but when I saw the trash flying, I realized that he was celebrating in front of FC Barcelona fans haha
└ As expected, he is the most hated soccer player in the world as voted by FC Barcelona fans haha
[‘Eternal Madridista’ Sergio Pepe retires honorably while lifting the Big Ear.]
└ ㅠㅠ You’ve had a hard time so far ㅠㅠ
└ The beginning of the disbandment of the Kimchi Pirates ㅠㅠ
