Chapter 251 – Side Story 85: The Lord Jesus Recording Memories -1
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The opening game of the 49-50 season and the return game of the Lord Jesus has ended.
Since it received attention from many people as the Lord Jesus’ return match, the match naturally created a lot of news coverage.
[Real Madrid wins 4vs0 against Granada.]
[Jejus showed his unwavering skills even after returning a year! Lead Real Madrid to victory with a fantastic finish!]
[Jejus’ fantastic performance silences experts’ concerns!]
[People who are good at soccer are good at it? Lord Jesus showed off a high-level save!]
[How many games will Joo Jesus be disciplined for ‘assaulting an opponent’ this time?]
[RFEF imposes 4-game suspension on Jejus.]
[Madridista protests against RFEF’s decision. ‘I already missed 38 games last season. Take it from there.’]
Amid the flood of articles, the Lord Jesus pondered about how to spend the vacation given to him and soon came to a conclusion.
“Hmm. “I’ll just spend my time doing evil things on Yuna’s broadcast.”
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[Title: The class difference between Danju and Beomreluya as seen through the director’s reaction.]
(Coach Jose Sierra gets angry at Beomleluya’s dribbling. Gif)
Ah, coach Jose Sierra gets angry as soon as Beomreluya dribbles.
On the other hand.
(Coach Valverde resigned to Danju’s dribbling. Gif)
Coach Valverde looks at the ground with a relaxed expression.
Ah, just…
(Bossal sighs at Danju’s low kick and prepares the goalkeeper. Gif)
Also, is that you? JOAT.
If you feel sorry for Valverde, you’re screwed.
└ Damn, they’re not even letting me retire.
└ Someone said that the No. 1 virtue of a Real Madrid coach is patience haha
└ ㄹㅇ The moment you get even the slightest bit angry, you are a bastard who will sabotage your business.
└ Ah. I thought of it because of the sabotage. Why is that standard book of sabotage written by Danju a bestseller? Is there anyone reads this?
└ Ah haha, are you ignoring the Protestant Church of Jesus? Haha,
└ Are there actually people who have joined a pseudo-psycho just by hearing their name?
└ ㄹㅇ Fan club name ㅈㄴ It’s like a cult.
└ (Jesus Protestant Beauty. Jpg)
└ I’m sorry. I will join too.
└ The advent of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
└ The advent of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
└ You idiots, that’s a celebrity haha
└ ㄹㅇ Are they fools who fooled me? LOL
└ Surprisingly, you are actually a member.
└ Sorry! I will join too, please accept! This loyalty to Danju! The coming of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
[Title: But what are you doing these days, Brother Jesus?]
(Jesus Joo doing a heavy rain celebration in front of Messi at the Ballon d’Or ceremony. Gif)
There has been no news since he was disciplined in his return game.
Not much time left to return to disciplinary action?
└ Yuna, you are doing something evil on the broadcast.
└ ㄹㅇ? Is he crazy? What are you doing on your wife’s broadcast?
└ It is called a hobby. And then he got sober, and the broadcast hit the spot.
└ Song Yuna’s broadcast jam? Song Yu-na is a bit of a scholar, so I wasn’t watching.
└ Sobriety becomes a joke and fun.
└ The legend is that he released all the evil spirits that were blocked while cheering for Korean independence last time. You are a crazy bastard. LOL
└ It was so funny to see the blocked evil bastards saying, ‘Hey, it’s liberation.’ And then shooting them. LOL
└ Because Yuna is wary of drinking alcohol. The fact that Yuna had twins turn off the computer during the game is also legendary haha
└ Huh? What is it? Twins’ faces revealed?
└ The robber came in wearing a mask, turned off the computer and ran away.
└ ㅆㅂㅋ I have to watch the broadcast. But when will the disciplinary action return? Not much left?
└ ㅇㅇ I’ll be back next week. Looks like I’ll be participating in training soon.
└ Ah haha, I guess I should watch the Real Madrid game again. I didn’t watch the game until now because it was so boring.
└ Is what you’re watching really soccer?
└ Sobriety means soccer.
└ ㅇㅈ That’s right.
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As soon as the sabbatical year ended, the vacation that started went by quickly. When she came to her senses, the day she had to go to the training center had already arrived.
“Oh, the vacation is already over.”
Let me look at Yuna with a regretful expression. Yuna was smiling happily.
“Hehe, we are finally liberated.”
‘Hmm. ‘Have I been bothering you too much?’
I suddenly felt guilty at her bright expression. I felt a little sorry and hugged Yuna. I could see the children being happy at the sight of their mother and father showing their affection…
“Eat yours!!”
“Nah! “It’s delicious for you!”
“Yours is ours, and yours is ours!”
I gave the meat to Yohan, who had been robbed of it.
“Now, Yohan, don’t cry and eat Dad’s.”
“… Dad-!”
Yohan was moved and fell into my arms.
“Oh. “My meat!”
I took Yuna’s steak.
“Your meat is great.”
Isn’t there a saying that a son takes after his mother, and a daughter takes after her father? I don’t think that statement is entirely wrong.
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I sat on the bench in the game against Osasuna. There was no special reason, it was to prepare for the derby match against FC Barcelona next week.
“Boss, the Barcelona game is next week. Why are we preparing already?”
“Know when you will be disciplined!”
“Aha.”
Valverde seemed worried that I might cause a catastrophe by being disciplined again in the game against Osasuna and not being able to play in El Clásico.
That’s why he didn’t want to put me on the field.
However, Real Madrid performed below expectations and was dragged to Osasuna, a relegation zone team.
“Shit! Jejus, warm up!”
Valverde had to release Jesus from the bench to the ground.
Of course, at the same time, I also released the seal of Jejus.
“Shut up, human. “Don’t use God’s name in vain with your ugly mouth.”
Oh, I caught you in the back.
I quickly moved to relieve Val Verde before he got angry.
It was an appropriate hit-and-run.
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55 minutes of the second half.
Real Madrid 0:0 Osasuna.
[Real Madrid coach Valverde is preparing a replacement player! And the target is Korea’s proud athlete, Joo Jesus!]
[This is Joo Jesus, who was disciplined in the game he returned to after a sabbatical. Indeed, it is a moment of anticipation to see what kind of performance he will show.]
[As they prepare for Joo Jesus’ replacement, the Osasuna players also become more urgent.]
[It is bound to be a burden. Jesus Joo is a player who scores over 4 goals per 90 minutes, right? Even though it is hidden by frequent expulsions, misbehavior, and disciplinary action, the very existence is a cheat player!]
[He is the god of soccer in the true sense of the word. It is an unreasonable soccer skill that humans cannot help but be in awe of.]
[Yes. And finally, the god of soccer descends on the field! Due to poor physical condition, he will be replaced by Jesús González, who has been performing poorly!]
[The Lord Jesus takes active action as soon as he enters! After sending a signal to Luis Garcia, we infiltrate!]
[Luis Garcia’s pass connects! Are you hitting the Lord Jesus as he caught the ball!?]
Pwow-!
[Goooool-!! Jesus Joo’s fantastic curling shot goes into the corner of Osasuna’s goal! It’s a curling kick shot with a magical trajectory that the goalkeeper can’t use his hands on!!]
[Jesus Joo, who scored, runs to Sergio Pepe! Sergio Pepe announced his retirement at the end of this season. A touching look at the warm friendship between the two players… Uh? Jesus Joo points to the stands and says something to Sergio Pepe. Sergio Pepe’s face hardens. What on earth did he say?]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 3:0 Osasuna.
Goals: Jesus (56, 61, 66)
[Valverde brings back Jesus after scoring a hat trick. ‘Three goals are enough. Caution is required when using nuclear warheads. We don’t know when, how, or where the nuclear warheads we possess will explode.’]
[Sergio Pepe sighs when asked by a reporter what Jesus said. ‘They told me the curse words the Osasuna fans had uttered and told me their location. It was as if he was expecting someone to invade the stands.’]
[Jesus is impressed by Sergio Pepe’s professionalism. ‘He is a great football player and a respectable person.’]
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After the game against Osasuna ended, I started writing a diary.
I wanted to record the precious time I spent with my children as memories.
Each time the diary I started writing like that is filled one page at a time.
In the past, the curse of regression created regrets about the past that I had not realized and expectations and fears about a future that I did not know about.
“He… Jesus, I got 3 kills today.”
But strangely, the moment I saw Yuna, my fear disappeared, and only anticipation remained.
No matter what happens, I am thankful that I have someone to spend the rest of my life with.
Perhaps the best thing I did in this life was meeting Yuna.
We looked at her face and laughed.
