Chapter 245 – Side Story 79: The Wicked Lord Jesus -1
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I have been suffering from the stress of raising children recently.
‘Bad quality is the correct answer.’
As always, like a civilized person with brilliant reason and rationality, he came up with the correct answer.
‘Still, she is my wife. Is it right to be mean to my wife?’
Although I recognized that she had some remorse and moral issues, Yuna is a good wife who cares about my mental health more than her own feelings, so she will be fine.
Maybe.
[Song Yuna has started live broadcasting.]
While I was justifying my vicious behavior, a notification rang that Yuna had turned on her broadcast.
“Kids, let’s go in now.”
As soon as I saw the notification, I called the children playing in the yard. The debut of the evil Lord Jesus was approaching.
“Nah! Hayun wants to be more surprised!”
“Seoyoon will play more too!”
“I’m fine now that I’m all grown up, but my twins want to play more, so I’m playing even more.”
However, the children had no intention of going home because they had not played yet.
“I’ll play with you tomorrow too.”
I consoled those children and barely led them home.
“Dad, how much time are you going to play with me tomorrow?”
“Do I have to play a lot?”
“Hehe, I don’t really want to play, but since my dad specifically asked me to, I’ll play with you tomorrow too.”
I burst out laughing at the sight of Hayun and Seoyun clinging to each other and being cute, and Yohan acting like he wasn’t interested.
“Okay, I’ll play with you a lot.”
“It’s a promise!”
After promising the children that I would play with them a lot and going inside, I prepared a snack while the children were cleaning their hands and feet.
“Since we divided it up correctly, can’t I just take yours?”
“Arasseo.”
“Ungh.”
After distributing snacks equally to the children who washed their hands and feet, I went into the room and watched Yuna’s YouTube channel.
“Eat yours!!!”
“Nah. “It tastes better to you.”
“With family, there is no such thing as yours and mine!”
I heard Yohan screaming from behind me, but I didn’t pay any attention to it. I already knew this would happen, so Yohan left extra snacks in the room.
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“Yuna is hungry, but I want to eat a Tite Burger~”
When I logged on to the broadcast, Yuna, now a mother of four, was showing off her charms to the broadcast camera.
-Wow. I want to turn the thrush.
– How much is it? How soon will you close the spout?
Maybe it’s because she’s gotten older, but Yuna has become more affectionate and adorable than before, so I wrote a message of support for her with a smile.
Tadak-
I was strangely nervous, perhaps because it was my first anonymous sponsorship message.
‘Is this the heart of someone who is complaining?’
After reading the completed sponsorship message once, I pressed the send button.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 1,000,000 won.]
It’s ugly, lady.
“You’re not a lady yet!!”
Yuna, who was showing off her cute side to the camera, seemed to have been hit by my support message, and she protested strongly.
I smiled when I saw that.
Our Yuna is also quite cute when she gets angry.
– Wow, a big hand has arrived.
– ㄷㄷ Newbie throws 1 million won ;;;
– Ah haha, they don’t block that haha
– It’s 1 million won, so I have to endure it and get a ban. LOL
– No, thank you for sponsorship?
– Ah haha 1 million won 7.7 billion won.
While I was smiling at Yuna, Yuna, who came to her senses after viewers’ comments, belatedly expressed her gratitude.
“Oh! Thank you to ‘My Wife is an A Cup’ for donating 1 million won! And it’s not about money, is it? Because I like that person’s nickname!? Just by looking at it, I’m not a pervert who only likes big breasts like you guys!”
Yuna said something absurd in the process. I wrote a support message to correct the matter.
Since this is not an attack but a fact, 10,000 won would be appropriate, right?
Tadak-.
However, while I was working hard to write a sponsorship message, I got angry.
I couldn’t hold back my tears as I remembered the moments when I had worked so hard to massage and the day of the disaster when the results were quickly in vain.
So, even though it was a 10,000 won donation, I wrote a very long donation message and sent it without reviewing it.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 10,000 won.]
No man in the world likes small breasts. I also like big breasts. So, I gave his wife a thorough breast massage every day and night.
On the day when I barely became a B cup, I cried in her bathroom without my wife knowing.
However! My wife went on a diet to gain weight and then shrunk again! I’m in tears. I resent this world. Why can’t I touch big breasts! I also want to touch big breasts!!
“Well, you still love her wife, right?”
Yuna, who saw my sponsorship message, had a prickly expression and smiled awkwardly, and the viewers in Yuna’s room who read the sponsorship message actively sympathized with my pain.
– ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I feel sorry for you ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– Fuck, they wrote down the 1,000,000 Won donation roughly, but then made a sudden leap to the 10,000 Won donation. Still, it was a sudden rush. ㅠㅠ
Viewers who sympathized with my pain soon poured out their anger at Yuna.
– Yuna should actually apologize for this, she pressed the seizure button.
– ㄹㅇㅋㅋ Thank you for donating 1 million won. You said one thing and then pressed the seizure button?
– By the way, it’s Gae Chang-ryeol’s reaction haha
– Sponsored scam Song Yu-na, apologize right now!
Yuna, who was troubled by the carpet bombardment from viewers, snapped her fingers as if she had a good idea.
“Hmm… Should I at least dance with my reaction? Strangely, my husband really hates me dancing.”
Yuna’s words reminded me of the past when Yuna danced sexyly in front of me.
If that’s a sexy dance, is it traditional Korean martial arts that I’m hitting on other players on the ground?
“Wait a minute, let me set things up!”
I hoped that the words that came out of Yuna’s mouth were not true, but unfortunately, Yuna stood up and proved that her words were sincere.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 100,000 won.]
Don’t do it.
I hurriedly sent my support to Yuna to stop her. She did it to protect her honor, which was as small and precious as Yuna’s breasts.
“Why!? “I used to be a dance singer!”
– … Is that a dance singer?
– Oh, don’t do that. Someone stop me.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 1,000,000 won.]
Please don’t do it.
“I’m good at dancing…” .”
But she didn’t give up until the end, and I could hear the sound of reason being cut off in my brain.
“If you don’t do it, don’t do it!”
– Kkkk what is it? Hahadid you just say Jesus?
– The timing is terrible haha Oh, is Jesus watching the broadcast too?
– Yeha (meaning Jesus Hi.) Huh? It feels like something is denying my faith?
– That’s why people with deep faith say that Jesus is his older brother haha
– Ah haha, is it Bol
“Honey, are you watching the broadcast?”
At Yuna’s words, I urged Patrasche, who was drinking water.
“Useup-! Don’t lick! Patrasche Junior!”
Patrasche Junior looked at the sudden shout with a frightened expression, but there was nothing he could do. This was a sacrifice of a cow for the greater good.
– Patrasche?
– Isn’t this the name of a Flanders dog?
– ㅠㅠ That anime was so sad.
– Damn, I looked it up right now, and it’s an animation from 1992.
– ㄹㅇㅋㅋ The dentures were here.
“Ah, my dog’s name is Patrasche Junior.”
Fortunately, the topic between the viewers and Yuna moved to another place, and I patted Patrasche with apologetic feelings.
Kiing-.
Through Patrasche Junior’s holy sacrifice, we were able to escape one crisis.
“… Huh? “Wait a minute, isn’t Patrasche Junior so scared of Jesus that he doesn’t approach him?”
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[Title: Real-time sobriety personality controversy.]
Patraschuni told us to be a dog;
└ Who is that?
└ Jesus’ brother’s dog’s name.
└ ?
└ Why is the personality controversy to tell the dog a dog?
└ Ha… This is why we cannot become a country that eats dog meat.
└ That’s because people who don’t raise dogs have a shattered ability to empathize.
└ What is it, you crazy bastards?
└ No one eats that damn dog meat anymore, but it’s so damn good.
└ Dog mom following cat mom ㅅㅂ;;
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Yuna continued broadcasting.
“Kids, honestly, don’t you think I’m sexy enough?”
As soon as Yuna stuck out her lips at the camera and started talking nonsense, I scolded her firmly.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 1,000,000 won.]
Bro, your chest muscles are so cool.
“…”
Perhaps because she received financial treatment, Yuna did not block me. Money was a precious commodity that helped control anger.
“And! Damn it! Does it make sense to kick it like that over there?”
And when Yuna started playing the game, I started giving her advice without even realizing it.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 100,000 won.]
Ah, that’s not how you shoot.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 100,000 won.]
The opponent is putting pressure on me, but on top of that, I give him a pass. So you lose the ball.
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 100,000 won.]
The primary goal of defense is not to rush in and steal the ball, but to delay other players, so they can get into position.
Yuna was so bad at the game that she wondered if she was a person. When I looked at her, it felt like my clothes were about to burst, and I felt like I was going crazy.
Maybe that’s why the tone of instruction became stronger.
“No! Why is this my fault! There is no place to give it to! “Run!”
[My wife is an A cup. Thank you for donating 1,000,000 won.]
There was an open space above, but you couldn’t see it? What do you do with your eyes closed? Is it decoration? And why not a conversion pass? ㄹㅇ Even if Poppy at my house plays a game, she’ll be better than that.
“Hey, Lord Jesus, does it right?”
… Uh? How did you know?
The viewer’s chat came into my eyes as I was taken aback by Yuna’s cold words.
– Brother, are you an idiot? Did you think I would show it off like that and not know?
