Chapter 221 – Side Story 55: The Magician Lord Jesus.
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Jesus Christ celebrates in front of the Mallorca home team and the Korean people cheer him on.
It immediately began to spread in the community by viewers who were watching the match between Real Madrid and Mallorca.
[Title: Ah, it’s melting gently.]
(Korean fans hang the Taegeukgi among Mallorca’s home fans and cheer for Jesus Joo’s goal. Gef)
National status.
Haha
└ Wow, is Korean beef the national status? I just touched it to my tongue, and it disappeared haha
└ Fuck, if you’re going to be such a bastard, why hang up the Taegeukgi? ㄹㅇ That dog is embarrassing.
└ ㅇㅈ Wouldn’t it be better to hang the five-star red flag
└ What is Ohseonghonggi?
└ -Jjang- It’s the national flag.
└ No, how do you know the name of the Chinese flag?, Sir… Perhaps an ancestor?
└ Fuck. Don’t cross the line. You bastard.
└ ㅈㅅ;;
└ Ah haha you crazy bastard is doing a pad lip here haha
└ But isn’t that partly due to drinking alcohol?
└ Let’s go!! How can Danju be guilty!!
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Meanwhile, at that time.
Estadi de Son Moshi, Mallorca’s home stadium, where the match between Real Madrid and Mallorca takes place.
“Crazy… “It suddenly appeared out of nowhere.”
“Under… “He plays soccer like shit.”
“Come to your senses! It’s not over yet! Doyun! It’s not your mistake! “Don’t bow your head!”
The Mallorca players, embarrassed by the sudden goal loss, immediately came to their senses when coach Agares shouted.
‘He’s a good director.’
The Lord Jesus, looking at this, nodded his head. Even if Agares wasn’t a great coach, he was definitely a good coach. It was possible to understand just by the way the players looked at Agares.
Even though Hong Do-yoon received an offer from a mid-tier club that also participates in the Europa League, this was the reason why Hong Do-yoon did not transfer and remained in Mallorca.
But.
“Damn it, stop it!!”
That’s all.
Although it is said that the Mallorca players came to their senses after Coach Agares’ shout. The game pattern did not change much.
“Kick it! Just kick it!”
I couldn’t overcome Mallorca’s limitations with just my mental strength.
Poop-!
Hong Do-yoon hurriedly ran over and kicked his legs to foul Joo Jesus, who was stirring up Mallorca’s camp with his dribble. Thanks to this, we were able to safely block Real Madrid’s attack.
Gooooo-.
Hong Do-yoon had to face the gaze of the Lord Jesus, who was standing completely unharmed even after being kicked.
“… Danju, why don’t we end up with a draw?”
Hong Do-yoon is in a cold sweat and awkwardly delivers his apology.
“I don’t like it?”
The Lord Jesus refused with a bright smile that would have made anyone feel bad.
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Poop-!
He kicked his legs. A throbbing pain comes. But I didn’t fall to the ground.
“Huh… “I was right?”
The strange feeling was greater than the pain.
After breaking the loop, I did not attack other players first. As a result, I was naturally treated as a second-tier monster by La Liga teams.
After that, no La Liga team touched me first, even by mistake. Oh, of course, except when I am provoked on the Internet or personally annoyed.
At that time, I also became a first-attacking monster.
‘Have I become weak…? .’
Anyway, because I was so immersed in peace, my sensitive senses dropped to the level of a criminal, and I ended up getting hit by Hong Do-yoon.
‘Under. In the past, I would have avoided it and even counterattacked cleanly.’
But it’s okay.
The pain that doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger.
“… Danju, why don’t we end up with a draw?”
I looked at Hong Do-yoon, who smiled awkwardly and handed me an apple. Hitting and flipping is my exclusive technique. So I flatly rejected his offer. A smile filled with joy welling up from deep within my heart was a bonus.
“Don’t worry, you won’t die. I won’t kill you. It will just hurt enough to kill you.”
Hong Do-yoon’s expression suddenly darkens when he sees my smile. I lightly tapped him on the shoulder to tell him not to worry.
By the way, is this guy still active in the community? The title Danju is used by community users.
Phew… When a soccer player is absent, does he spend that time doing community work instead of personal training?
“I fell behind. Just say it.”
I think I need mental education.
It’s definitely not because my leg is throbbing after being hit.
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[Hong is getting a warning. I kicked him in the back too blatantly. I’m just glad I didn’t get sent off.]
[Jesus also does not appear to be seriously injured. When the referee stopped the game for a moment to check whether Jejus was injured, the medical staff came in to check, confirmed that there was no problem, and left the stadium.]
[By the way, the game is about to get exciting. Hong awakens the sleeping seal of Jejus. Indeed, will he be able to survive safely? In addition to the game results, it seems like there is an exciting scene for viewers to watch.]
[Yes. The rapidly increasing viewership ratings seem to indicate viewers’ expectations.]
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35 minutes in the first half.
Luka Savic’s pass reached me, and Hong Do-yoon blocked the way with an expression of tension and fear.
I easily overpowered Hong Do-yoon, who was in my way.
“Allah Punch!”
Hong Do-yoon kneels on the ground in the explosive energy of Allah.
Cough-.
I was amazed on the inside. What is it, Doyoon is killing the batting sensation. Although it’s not as good as Tongjun, it’s still A-level enough, right?
Although an exact comparison was impossible, the taste of hitting has increased compared to before.
With the thought that I should continue to pound and harden it together with Kim Dong-jun.
“Shit!! Don’t rush in hastily!! Stay calm and defend!”
As we entered the penalty box, the sight of Mallorca’s defense team in defensive formation came into view.
The goalkeeper screams and gives instructions to the defenders, but will it work out as he wants?
After I easily passed the defenders.
Sloshing.
He succeeded in scoring with a powerful shot that passed right over the goalkeeper’s head.
The referee blows the whistle and acknowledges the score.
I ran straight to the corner flag where I had celebrated earlier. Once again, the Korean audience cheers. You can see the Mallorca home team fans with unfamiliar expressions. What should I do?
Ignoring the angry looks from the Mallorca fans, I just jumped up and swung my arms as hard as I could. A celebration so wonderful that it makes you squirt.
But.
“Jesus tongue-!!”
“You crazy bastard, where are you going!!”
The timing wasn’t good.
Excited Korean spectators stormed into the stadium.
I quickly tried to stop my uppercut stance when I saw the spectator jumping out.
“Oh, it doesn’t stop?”
A mere human body could not overcome Mother Nature’s law of inertia.
“Allah Punch!!!”
I had no choice but to shout out the name of the technique and throw an uppercut into the spectator’s chin with all my might, sending him away painlessly.
Poop-!
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.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 3:1 Mallorca.
[International embarrassment? Korean people cheering for Real Madrid from the Mallorca home team support seats.]
[Provocation of home team crowd? Explaining the Jejus controversy. ‘There was just the Taegeukgi there.’]
[Mallorca coach Agares expresses dissatisfaction. ‘I understand their feelings, but I hope they exercise restraint depending on the time and place.’]
[Jejus, the enforcer of justice? Throwing an uppercut to the chin of a spectator who caused a nuisance. The Mallorcan spectators who saw it intuitively said, ‘It was a gut-wrenching punch.’]
[Jejus explains the uppercut controversy. ‘The result of coincidence and coincidence. I swear to God, I never hit you on purpose.’]
[The friend of the spectator who was uppercutted trembles in fear and states that he did not hear anything.]
[The Lord Jesus spoke about the controversy over non-religion spreading in the community. ‘God is in our hearts.’]
***
Five days after the match against Mallorca ended.
As the controversy died down, I attended training for the first time in a long time. It wasn’t because I particularly wanted to participate in team training.
“I’m bored.”
I was just bored.
All the children were at the training center and receiving education, and Yuna was busy taking care of Joseph.
Even Patrasche spends a happy day with Patrasche Junior.
I was bored because there was no one to come out of the house and play with.
So.
“Lewis, should I show you an amazing magic trick?”
I came out to the training ground, grabbed Luis Garcia, harassed him, and was playing with him.
“What kind of modification is this again?”
Luis Garcia spoke harshly, but approached obediently, shaking his poodle’s head.
“It’s a popular magic trick in my hometown these days.”
“In Korea?”
Curiosity appears on Luis Garcia’s face.
“Oh, I also watched and learned yesterday on YouTube that Yuna recommended, and it was easier than I thought.”
I didn’t mess up my work due to impatience.
Like a fisherman casting his prey and waiting. He seduced Luis Garcia.
“Wouldn’t Sophia like it if you learned from me and showed it to Sophia when you got home?”
After gently cajoling Luis Garcia by mentioning his wife, Sofia, the wariness on his face faded.
“So what kind of magic is it?”
You got caught.
I managed to calm the corners of my mouth that were about to rise and held out my hand as if nothing had happened.
“Now, look closely at my fingers.”
Luis Garcia let his guard down and focused on my fingers.
“What kind of magic is this…”
An opportunity has arrived.
It is now.
I moved decisively.
There was no hesitation.
Deep!
I stabbed him in both eyes with a smooth movement at exactly the right time.
“Ahh! My eyes!”
“Ta-da, it’s magic that makes me disappear.”
Next to Luis Garcia, who was suffering, he continued to chatter and burst into laughter.
Hehe, how amazing is it?”
And the next day.
There was a rotten durian in my car.
