Chapter 180 – Side Story 14: Iberia World Cup -1
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Time passed quickly.
Even before the excitement of Real Madrid’s three-game winning streak in the Champions League, which seemed like a dream, had even subsided.
The 2046 Iberia World Cup, held jointly by Portugal and Spain, is quickly approaching.
[Preview of the 2046 Iberia World Cup.]
Most of the articles posted on the main page of the portal site were mainly about the World Cup.
[Revisiting the 2042 China World Cup, that glorious moment.]
[Jejus Production releases ‘From Orphan to God,’ a documentary covering the life of Jesus Christ.]
The public slowly felt that the World Cup season had arrived.
“Hola Señorita!”
Passionate Spaniards celebrated day and night for a month before the World Cup opened.
“Winning the World Cup belongs to Spain!”
“God is with you! Hala Madrid!”
A few Protestant fanatics who support Real Madrid gathered in front of the statue of the Lord Jesus and prayed for the success of the Spanish national team.
“… What? “Wasn’t it Jeju that eliminated Spain in the last tournament?”
Other people around the square looked at the sight in wonder. And it may have been natural for an incident that could stimulate gukppong to be known in Korea, which is crazy about gukppong.
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[Title: The Age of Jesus.]
(Yankees bowing their heads to the statue of the Lord Jesus. Jpg)
The fact that Jesus Shinism was a real religion is also shown in the Goguryeo Subakdo.
└ When did I even drink watermelon?
└ What is Subakdo?
└ Fuck! Look, there are kids who don’t even know how to eat watermelon!
└ Wow, you don’t know Subakdo?
└ Isn’t this a problem with the perception of our country’s history?
└ No, so what is that, you idiots.
└ Subakdo is a painting depicting a bare-handed fighting technique introduced from the Korean Peninsula. It’s not like it’s in that shitty anime you think it is. But now that I think about it, it comes up when I type it on Googol, so I’m asking about it here, you bastard.
└ You talk kindly, but then suddenly you curse.
└ I feel bad because I think it’s Pingp. LOL
└ Ah haha I can’t stand cursing Pingp haha
[Title: Ha, watermelon comes to mind too. Lord Jesus, you bastard…]
(1 port Korea. Jpg)
I’m sorry I dragged you around to show you this. Is it true that it is the 1st port in Korea? Korea, which seemed so stupid, only has 1 port… The real Lord Jesus is a legend… A long time ago, I always watched Korean soccer, and when I see Jesus, who is called the GOAT because he became the successor to Messi, who is like the god of soccer, I am truly thrilled, and I remember the heart-warming scenes of him struggling from injury to help Korea advance to the finals while changing his body in the last World Cup. As I brush against it, my heart becomes majestic.
Under… Anyway, there are days like this in my 50 years of life, so it is clear that the real Lord Jesus is the GOAT.
└ Oh, don’t use fossil drip in a place like this. What are you going to do if a Danju bastard sees it and posts something strange like last time?
└ From what I see, Danju’s post was too long, so I guess I just clicked back.
└ ㄹㅇ I really think it was like that haha
└ By the way, are you really 50?
└ ㅇㅇ ㄹㅇ is 50.
└ Oh dear…
└ There is no such thing as Yeohan anymore, right?
└ Take a good rest there.
└ Damn, these guys are already trying to kill people,,,, these guys,,,it’s still 10 years too early. !
└ When you’re 50, you’re young!
└ Gorum,,,Life starts from 50
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[Hello. Dear viewers, I am in Lisbon, Portugal, where the 2046 Iberia World Cup opening ceremony is being held.]
[The opening ceremony and opening match of the 2046 Iberia World Cup will be held in Portugal, and the closing ceremony and final match will be held in Spain.]
[Yes, I am looking forward to whether the Korean national team, which showed good results in the last World Cup, will be able to achieve good results this time as well!]
[Yes. As this is the World Cup that many people have been waiting for, it is important to show good performance, but aren’t there still many young promising players in the national team, such as Joo Jesus, Joo Yun, Joo Nazareth, Joo Adam, and Joo Jacob? Now is the time for talent to blossom, so I hope to watch out for injuries until the end of the competition and show good performances even after the World Cup.]
[Yes, that’s right. As commentator Kim Ji-su said, it is more important than anything else that players do not get injured. The World Cup comes around once every four years, but isn’t it a huge loss to the world of soccer when promising players with brilliant talent fail to show their talents and fail due to injuries? I hope the players don’t get injured.
While the opening ceremony performance continued, the caster cleared his throat and took a break. After the opening ceremony performance ended, the caster quickly opened his mouth.
[Soon after, the opening ceremony will end at 2 a.M. And there will be the opening match between Portugal and Australia. Please stay tuned. The World Cup broadcast is of course SDS!]
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The opening match between Portugal and Australia was held. In conclusion, Portugal won, as everyone expected.
The score was 2:0, and Portugal won the opening game with a clean performance.
After the game ended, excited Portuguese people, regardless of gender, marched through the streets with their tops off.
‘Hmm. I’m glad the kids didn’t see that.’
There is definitely something evil about Western barbarians that harm children’s character education.
Parading down the street with such a large lump of fat exposed.
Thank you…
‘Shit! You damn thing, get out of my head right now!’
I barely escaped from the demon of coins.
Phew. It was dizzying just to imagine what it would have been like if Yohan, who was about to open his eyes at the fortress, had seen that sight.
I think Yuna and her children would be better off in Madrid. With that in mind, I spoke with Yuna on the phone.
“Honey, do you like slender?”
I managed to swallow the words that were floating in my mouth for the sake of my family’s peace.
“Of course!”
I was barely able to survive the crossroads of hell. It’s my sincerity that I couldn’t convey to Yuna. If Yuna were classified as a slender, wouldn’t it be an insult to the word slender?
“Hehe, that’s true too, right? See you in Madrid then, honey!”
However, Yuna, who did not know my true feelings, smiled brightly as if she was satisfied with my answer. After the phone call with her wife, let’s finish the phone call with her children.
Before we knew it, it was past 10 p.M. I quickly took a shower, lay down on the bed, and fell into deep thought.
I can’t explain in detail as this was my first World Cup after clearing the mission, but I felt a little strange.
‘Now that I think about it, this is the first time I’ve been away from my family for more than a week after clearing a mission.’
I slowly fell asleep, feeling a little, no, a lot of empty space in my family.
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The next day, SL Benfica training ground.
“Puta! Madre!”
Familiar swear words rang out at the training ground provided by SL Benfica to the Korean national team.
Let’s turn our head in the direction from which the sound came.
Joo Adam was holding her head in frustration after failing to hit the goal post.
“I’ll eat well, Adam!”
“Ah~ The ice cream that the youngest bought me is so sweet~”
I looked at the players who approached Adam Joo and spoke playfully.
Baek Dong-soo and Kim Dong-jun.
Right now, I am the only player who made a bet with Adam Joo. Currently, most of the key players in the Korean national team were playing in Portugal and Spain.
‘Except for Ko Seok-jun, Joo Yoon, Joonazaret, and a few domestic league players, they are all playing in Portugal or Spain.’
When compared to the previous World Cup, a completely different roster caught my eye.
‘I’ve worked really hard so far.’
The days when we continued to make sales appeals to clubs, knowingly or unknowingly. Of course, it was Dushik who handled the work, not me. Anyway, I was the one who gave the instructions, so wouldn’t it be safe to say that it was my achievement?
Isn’t this a desirable phenomenon in this society, where the top of the pyramid hierarchy gets the credit in large chunks and the people at the bottom fight to get the scraps of the credit?
While I was thinking that, a player who resembled a swallow asked for good news.
“Vamos!! If we win the first game, the coach will give us a day off!”
Overseas players playing in Europe cheered at the player’s words.
“Wow, wow!!”
They often lived with their families or lovers. I was happy to receive a holiday and spend it with my precious person.
However, there were naturally marginalized classes in such welfare policies. The players looked strangely glum.
European overseas players, who understood the atmosphere faster than anyone else, quietly called out the underprivileged.
“What do you think about my girlfriend’s friends? “I heard that if I win this game, I’ll get a day off, so I’m asking my friends to come watch the game with me. Do you have any plans for a blind date?”
They tempted other players with the weapon of blind dates.
“Let’s go out! Let’s fight! Let’s win! For our spring days!”
“Wow!!”
Suddenly, the determination to win the first game no matter what happened appeared in the eyes of the Korean national team players.
A time when everyone was full of fighting spirit.
“Hey, why didn’t you say you’d set me up on a blind date?”
I quietly wiped away tears at Go Seok-jun’s words.
“… “Yuna has no friends.”
“Ah…”
For your information, the only friend Yuna has is Youngbeom’s wife, Han Yena.
