Chapter 173 – Side Story 7: Explanation
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After the international match between Korea and Syria ended, all kinds of social media and online communities were ablaze with the story of the Lord Jesus.
[Title: Oh, fuck the Lord Jesus, you fucking dog.]
Can’t this bastard be permanently expelled from the national team?
└ So who is threatening you with a knife, calling you an intuitionist? Haha,
└ Isn’t this bastard that bastard? The bastard who instigated the cancellation and liked it because he picked up the cancellation ticket?
└ ㅇㅇ That’s right haha
└ Damn haha I clearly wrote that Jesus-hyung wouldn’t play, but they took it away and blamed it on Jesus-hyung.
└ To be honest, this bastard is trying to be fair.
[Title: No show after torturing hope against the citizens of the country haha. This guy is crazy.]
(Jesus pointing to the corner of his mouth and shouting for heavy rain. Jpg)
But actually, it’s not even a no-show, right? They announced on social media that they might not play, so why are they getting excited among themselves and then cursing at Jesus? Are they idiots? LOL
└ Still, it’s not torture for hope, you bastard.
└ This bastard is a member of the Protestant Church of Jesus. Stay away from it.
└ The advent of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
└ The advent of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
└ What is it, Manmaangbok?
└ It is said that it is full of great fortune because of the crazy light.
└ Watching this incident again, I see that the slogan suits Jesus type well;;
[Title: Is there a national team captain who mocks fans?
Ah, fuck. Where is the national team captain like that?
(Collection of the Lord Jesus ending the torture of hope. Gif)
Here it is~~
└ But maybe it’s because Jesus did so many crazy things. This just feels normal, so am I abnormal?
└ I heard about this guy haha
└ Hey, I’m here to tell you some good news. Are you interested in joining the Korean branch of the Church of Jesus?
[Title: Honestly, what did Jesus do wrong?]
What about Jesus, he refused to be called up for three years because he didn’t want to return to the national team?
Or, did he actually not play in the national team game he was returning to after a long time because his ladder climbing results showed that he did not play?
Or did you do something unusual by getting up from the bench, warming up, and torturing the audience with hope?
And when the angry crowd booed him, did he point to his mouth and shout out heavy rain?
I just can’t understand why people are making such a fuss about Jesus, a tier 1 soccer player with a quiet personality. LOL
└ It sounds like a gem when I hear it like this haha
└No explanation for Jesus type yet? I’m also curious about the explanation
└ Tea bagging in the explanation would be perfect.
└ Oh, a Jesus-style explanation appeared.
└ Kkkk
└ HahaThis guy is really crazy haha
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After the match between Korea and Syria ended, Doo-sik came to the Korean team’s dormitory with a serious expression.
Seeing Doosik’s face filled with urgency, I nodded and posted the explanation I had prepared on social media.
Then, with a benevolent expression on his face, he announced that he had successfully solved the problem to Du-sik, who was out of breath as if he was running in such a hurry.
“Brother, rest assured. “I posted an explanation.”
“Whoa… Huh?”
Maybe it was because his breathing was disturbed, or maybe his brain stopped momentarily at my words, but he just had a dumb expression on his face.
A moment passes. As his breathing stabilized and oxygen began to flow to his brain, his expression became gradated as if he had grasped the situation.
“Haha… “You’re kidding, right?”
He asked again in a trembling voice, as if he found it hard to believe, and I just laughed.
“Haha… Really?”
I didn’t say anything again.
He tried to access my official SNS account with his hands shaking.
“Please, God, please help me, please, please, I hope that bastard wrote a proper explanation.”
When I was in elementary school, I was a little amazed by Doosik’s sincere and earnest appearance for the first time since he prayed earnestly just before confessing to the girl he had a crush on.
Tuk-
He must have seen my SNS post and dropped the smartphone from his hands.
The post I had written was shining clearly on the screen of Doosik’s smartphone that had fallen to the ground.
Wow, I really wrote it well even after looking at it again?
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@Lord_Jesus_9 ★ Official
#Republic of Korea_national team_captain
#No-show_Explanation
(Laughing Frog Cone)
Actually, it’s true that I didn’t want to play.
But what can I do?
What can you do?
You ignorant bastards
Well, are you going to raise a national petition and permanently expel me from the national team?
I can’t do it because I don’t have a replacement?
Then what can you do other than posting slanderous comments on social media or communities, you ignorant bastards?
└ … Wow, my brain stopped momentarily when I saw the post. Is this true that the account has been hacked?
└ Fuck haha, does hacking make sense in this day and age? AI protects accounts?
└ Then, is this really an explanation? LOL
└ Brother. Just go out and search! Even as a member of the Church of Jesus, I can’t use this shield!
└ The fact that I actually wrote this as an explanation makes me laugh haha
└ ㄹㅇ This guy really changed his body 4 years ago and would have been cursed if he didn’t let Korea advance to the World Cup finals. LOL
└ Ha… I was stressed after reading the explanation and was going to post a national petition, but after watching the World Cup semi-final game again, all thoughts of posting a petition disappeared. Eternal Captain Korea, Lord Jesus, fighting!
└ Let’s win this World Cup and surpass Messi’s achievements and become G.O.A.T!!
└ Wow, you’re using this as a shield? Are all these bastards members of the Protestant Church of Jesus?
└ … ? No, isn’t this normal for the Lord Jesus?
└ That’s right, you didn’t kick Director Utilike in the head.
└ Goddong, even if I get kicked in the head, I think I’ll admit it if I’m a Jesus type lol
└ It was announced on social media in advance that the game might not be played in the first place, but it is a little disgusting to see people inciting that Jesus should reimburse the ticket price for the no-show.
└ Meanwhile, there are people who demand compensation for the price of the ticket, claiming that they bought it through a scalper.
└ In my opinion, that guy is a scalper haha
└ Hey! Someone petitioned that Jesus should be expelled from the national team.
└ Fuck it, all Korean branches of the Church of Jesus gather together! Now that it’s like this, we’re going to petition against it!
└ But why did Jesus set the fire and no further explanation?
└ I guess I’ll sleep lol
└ Ah haha I am so jealous of Jesus type’s mentality.
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A lot of things have changed since we broke the regression by advancing to the finals of the last World Cup.
First, in terms of my personal life, I no longer have nightmares about my precious children disappearing.
Yuna, who used to look at me with worried eyes because she often had nightmares, also brightened.
Due to regression, the stationary clock hands moved and the value of my life changed.
The days when I saw my children growing up and laughing, all those things became memories. I was busy taking pictures of the scene.
A lot has changed in the work aspect as well. First, there is no longer any need to be attached to the Korean national team in soccer.
That’s why I wrote an explanation on SNS like that.
Come on? If you do something wrong, you will be permanently expelled from the national team.
I wrote an explanation with the mindset that, ‘If I’m expelled, I’m expelled. If I’m not, I’m done.’
The next morning after a good night’s sleep, I turned on my smartphone and checked social media. I was taken aback by public opinion being more favorable than expected.
‘No, why is this okay with public opinion?’
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Five days after the Lord Jesus’ explanation incident was overturned due to the achievements he had accumulated. The final Asian World Cup qualifying match between Korea and Saudi Arabia was held at Saudi Arabia’s home stadium.
[“الله وحده هو الله (Only Allah is the only God!)”]
“Where is Jesus!!”
I could see the Saudi spectators filling the stands. They hurled all kinds of ridicule and jeers at Joo Jesus, the captain and ace of the Korean national team.
“Why are you complaining about Allah?”
Upon seeing the Saudi crowd, the Lord Jesus made the sign of the cross toward them with a sour expression.
‘Is this how you draw it?’
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[Title: Wow, this is my first time seeing a baby making the sign of the cross from the bottom to the top.]
(The Lord Jesus makes the sign of the cross while looking at the Saudi crowd. Gif)
Is this kid from a Catholic orphanage really a human kid?
└ Fuck haha
└ Making the sign of the cross in the Magyo ceremony kkkk
└ In my view, the Lord Jesus is the Heavenly Demon of the 21st century haha
└ But isn’t that Saudi Arabia? LOL
└ Crazy bastard, are you crossing yourself in Saudi Arabia? LOL
└ Jesus Protestant bastards. You too, go to Saudi Arabia on a pilgrimage and make the sign of the cross
└ Speak clearly, that is Maho, not Seongho.
└ Hahamaho ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ But does the Lord Jesus explanation incident end like this?
└ It’s the end. If that bastard doesn’t do what he said, what are we going to do about next year’s World Cup?
└ ㅆㅂ;; My humiliated heart cries out for revenge on that guy, but I have to endure it.
└ Is this how Kure felt when he had to make Joo Jesus, who had shouted for heavy rain while wearing FC Barcelona’s uniform at Camp Nou, play as a starting player in the next game as well?
