Chapter 133 – Soccer Player Personality Tier 1
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El Clásico between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona ended with Real Madrid’s victory, marking the end of the first half of the 2041-2042 season.
Each player went on vacation to their own resort.
“No way! Jesus! See you next time.”
Since Hayun and Seoyun are so young, our family decided to spend time alone at home.
“Dad-! Play with Yohan too!”
“Bruise! Bruise! “Woof!”
“Aaaaahhh-!”
“Aaaaahhh-!”
Time passed quickly as I played with Yohan, played with Patrasche, and looked after Hayun and Seoyoon.
“Amigo, why is your face rotten?”
“… Louis, you too, sooner or later, you bastard.”
The players returned from vacation at Real Madrid’s training ground, Valdebebas.
Real Madrid, which is steadily gaining points in both the league and the Champions League, did not bother signing other players in the winter transfer market.
Rather, several potential players and prospects from Real Madrid were concerned after receiving offers.
“Jesus, I learned a lot from watching you. Let’s meet later at the stadium.”
“Okay. See you later at the stadium.”
Among them, some chose to move in the winter transfer window due to playing time and growth.
We wished them good luck for their future and said goodbye.
Excluding them, players who were key players of the team, who wanted to add trophies to their careers, or who were satisfied with being part of a team called Real Madrid declared to stay with the team.
Personally, what surprised me was that, as I was not disciplined often this season, not a single player from the offensive line who was recently dissatisfied with playing time was transferred.
Well, I knew that Leo Lopez and Roberto Fabianski were a bit dissatisfied with their recent playing time, so when coach Valverde called me, I went to the coach’s office the next day and had an in-depth conversation.
“Can I start on the bench in the 20th round match against Elche in the league?”
“If possible, it would be better to exclude them from the list.”
“… “Please sit on the bench just in case.”
“Instead, please exclude us from the list of the three expeditions of Hell.”
In the 20th round match against Elche in the league, the coach asked me for my consent to start on the bench, and I readily agreed to the coach with very minor conditions.
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League round 19.
Real Madrid 0:0 Girona
[Hello, soccer fans across the country. It’s been a while since I said hello. From now on, we will broadcast the match between Real Madrid and Girona in the 19th round of La Liga. Commentator Park Jun-ki will be joining us for commentary.
[Yes, nice to meet you. This is Park Jun-gi. Jesus Joo also played as a starter in this game.]
[In fact, there is now a saying that Joo Jesus is Real Madrid. Since the addition of Joo Jesus, Real Madrid has become a team of a different level and continues to write new history.]
[Yes, last season was recorded in Real Madrid history by achieving the treble for the first time in Real Madrid history]
[… Joo Jesus, who is making history at Real Madrid, is caught on the broadcast camera. Oh, by the way, Joo Jesus’s eccentricities have decreased recently, and he is showing off his play utilizing his teammates rather than his individual play. Data has been released showing that the risk of injury has significantly decreased as a result, right?]
[It’s not that he hasn’t played using his teammates, but he had a strong tendency to believe in his own abilities, right? However, recently, he has trusted his Real Madrid teammates and has been subject to harsh tackles less frequently. Retaliation from rough tackles has also decreased.]
[Yes… Jesus Joo publicly said in an interview that his performance in the World Cup is important to him, so he will aim to play as injury-free as possible this season.]
[At the time, when the interview was published, there were some fans, even Madrid fans, who had a negative opinion, but some fans began to think that Joo Jesus had started to play more selflessly and was not subject to disciplinary action, and that the current Joo Jesus was better.]
[Okay… The moment I say this, the referee blows his whistle and the game begins. Real Madrid is slowly starting to build up.]
[Luis Garcia and Luka Savic rotate the ball, looking for Girona’s gap. Both of these players are widely known as players who are close friends with Joo Jesus.]
[Yes… Invasion of the Lord Jesus! And Luka Savic’s lob pass goes to Joo Jesus!]
[Trap Luka Savic’s pass with his chest and then shoot!!! Gooooo!!!!]
[Joo Jesus hits the net less than 5 minutes after the game starts! Santiago Bernabeu’s Slayer scores again today without fail!!]
└ Was it a commenter? What about the Santiago Bernabeu massacre?
└ He must be a fan of Kure or Atletico or another La Liga team.
└ … I don’t know what you’re talking about! Please give a detailed explanation to the soccer newbie!
└ (Newbie-chan kinkakyunka con.)
└ (Roughly pervert massacre con.)
└ (Explanation bug appears) Tip) Fans who support Real Madrid call Jesus a god when they see him, while fans of other teams call him a slayer, devil, Satan, bastard who wants to break ankles, etc.
└ Ha… If it wasn’t for the World Cup, I prayed to God that I wouldn’t break my ankle.
└ Welcome back, Kure.
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Game over.
League round 19
Real Madrid 5:0 Girona.
[Real Madrid defeated Girona 5:0 and takes first place in the league.]
[How did Real Madrid become a strong team?]
[There is only one reason why Real Madrid is strong. The reason is that they have the Lord Jesus?]
[The Republic of Korea, a country that possesses Jesus Christ, is astonished by China, envious of Japan, and jealous of the United States.]
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Real Madrid, which won 5-0 against Girona last time, maintained a good mood and participated in the Supercopa de España held five days later.
[Amkara Jejus! Amkara Jejus! Jesus! Jesus! Gooooo! Gooooo!! I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it! Amazing gooooo!]
[I saw Jejus penetrated by Luis Garcia! Gooooo this play! What a play! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Won by defeating Villarreal CF in the semifinals
[Amazing goal!! Jeju scores a hat-trick in the Supercopa de Espana final!!]
[It’s a very lovely goal. Real Madrid is closer to winning the title.]
In the final, Joo Jesus scored a hat-trick against Atletico Madrid and won the Supercopa de España in a spectacular manner, lifting the trophy.
[There is no telling how many trophies the Lord Jesus will have lifted by the time he retires.]
[That’s right, this is Jesus Joo, who is literally becoming a god at Real Madrid!]
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Real Madrid, who returned from winning the Supercopa de España, immediately prepared for the upcoming 20th round match against Elche.
Time flies, and it’s the day of the game.
Many Korean tourists came to Santiago Bernabeu and were cheering me on by waving the Korean national flag.
I slowly approached them and said hello.
“Hello, would you like my autograph?”
“Kaaaaa! Joo Jesus, fighting today as well!!”
They cheered when they saw me. I had to tell them the sad, unfortunate and tragic truth.
“Well, I’m starting the bench today. “I might not run.”
The tourists’ expressions darkened after hearing what I said.
After signing the Taegeukgi flag and uniform they brought, I sat down on the bench and started watching the game.
You can sit and relax like this and receive 1.5 billion won a week. Where else in the world would there be a job like this, except for Real Madrid.
Today again, I took a nap with my legs stretched out and an eye patch on, fulfilling my loyalty to Real Madrid.
“Hey Jejus, the first half is over, get up.”
When I woke up to the words of my colleague Iker Bravo, who was also earning his weekly salary on the bench. The first half was over.
“Ah… “I’ll just sleep here some more.”
I left those words alone, put on the blindfold again, and fell asleep.
And when I opened my eyes again.
It was already 60 minutes into the second half, and Real Madrid had a one-point lead.
I slowly began to relax my body, which was so tired that I had been sleeping in an uncomfortable position for too long.
As I began to warm up, the expressions of the opposing team’s Elche players hardened.
“Puta! Quickly score the equalizer!”
Elche’s bench became tense, and the crowd at Santiago Bernabeu cheered and called my name.
“Hala Jejus!!”
The Korean fans who came to the stadium waved the national flag with excited expressions.
“Waaah-! The Lord Jesus is a player!”
I calmly relaxed, avoiding their gaze as much as possible.
And in the 75th minute of the second half.
When coach Valverde used the last substitution card (not me), I ran towards the Korean crowd at full speed.
“Uh… ? Why did Jesus come here… ?”
When I noticed the Korean fan’s puzzled expression, I twirled my right index finger and when I got close to the fan, I turned my body halfway towards him and shouted.
“No show-!!”
I dedicate this honor to my seniors at Real Madrid. Heavy rain.
