Chapter 104 – Luis Garcia and Valverde
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Three weeks have passed since the shocking fact that Jeju’s cost-effectiveness theory is an illusion.
During that time, a lot of things happened.
A crazy Spanish jammin warned of a terrorist attack 45 minutes before the start of the game, saying that if a match was played at the Santiago Bernabéu using a voice-changing application, many people would be killed or injured.
Naturally, Real Madrid employees, who were in a frenzy, called the police and evacuated the spectators in a hurry.
The police, who were reported and dispatched, closed the road leading to the stadium and thoroughly searched the stadium, but of course no explosives were found.
Jammin from Spain, who made a prank phone call, was arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment and imprisoned in a general prison.
The Copa del Rey semi-final second leg, which was postponed in the process, was held at the Santiago Bernabeu just yesterday. Real Madrid had a perfect win over Real Sociedad.
The match between FC Barcelona and Mallorca, the opposite match, went on without any problems.
Yoo Young-beom showed off a great save and led to a penalty shootout against FC Barcelona, and caught it after a close fight, sending Mallorca to the Copa del Rey final for the first time in 39 years.
“Barcelona idiots fall and prove it! God wants our treble! Hala Madrid!”
Real Madrid fans rejoiced at the Copa del Rey final and the fact that arch-rivals Barcelona lost to underdog Mallorca.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid ¡Hala Madrid!”
“Y nada más, Y nada más ¡Hala Madrid!”
Real Madrid, despite winning the most Champions League titles, have never won the treble. The reason was the disappointing performance in the Copa del Rey.
Real Madrid was exceptionally weak in the Copa del Rey.
“Treble! Treble! Treble!”
Maybe that’s why, Madridistas confirmed the league championship. Having reached the quarter-finals of the Champions League and the final of the Copa del Rey, Real Madrid considered it the perfect season to achieve the treble for the first time in the club’s history.
Match day of the first leg of the Champions League quarter-final against Ajax. Excited Madridistas headed to the Cruyff Arena, where the Champions League matches were held.
Before the match starts. They had a fierce battle of nerves. Ajax fans mocked me for not being able to play due to discipline before the quarterfinals.
“Where is Jeju’s!!”
Real Madrid fans ridiculed Yohan by comparing him to Ajax’s nickname, the Sons of God.
“Booooo-!”
“Stupid guys! The true Son of God is now in Madrid!”
I came to Johan Cruyff Arena to cheer for Real Madrid with his family as a tourist, and Yohan watched the Champions League for the first time in his life.
“Pa-! My dear, why don’t you play soccer!?”
“…”
I couldn’t bear to answer John’s question.
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The Champions League quarter-final first leg match between Real Madrid and Ajax was very intense and fun.
“Vamos!!”
Roberto Fabianski, who started as a striker for the first time in a long time, gave Real Madrid a 2-1 victory with an excellent performance by casting the King of the Week (without Jesus Joo, Roberto Fabianski is king).
“¡Hala Madrid!”
Let’s love Joo Jesus and Song Yuna for Real Madrid’s victory. Yohan also smiled and was happy. After watching the soccer game, Yohan returned home and whined that he wanted to become a soccer player too.
“Pa-! Yohani wants to play soccer too!”
“John, hold on for a second, daddy unpacked his things… “
“No! Yohani wants to play soccer too!”
“So just unpack Daddy’s stuff… “
“Wow! Yohani wants to play soccer too!”
Only then did the Lord Jesus understand John’s words.
“Do you want to play soccer?”
“Yes-!”
“Hmm… Yohan is young, but can we wait one more year before leaving?”
“Yohani! No, it’s too young!!”
The Lord Jesus pointed out that John was too young to attend soccer school and objected. Jiri said that Yohani’s godfather and rich man, Chairman Núñez, who had a driving force, set up a soccer class in La Fabrica and showed the child’s outstanding talent. Persuaded me
“Darling, shouldn’t Yohan develop social skills by playing with kids his age? The other day, Yohan hit my knee for turning off the TV.”
“…”
In the end, Joo Jesus, who fell into the pillow case lawsuit, went to La Fabrica with Yuna Song and Yohani. There, Yohani proved whose son he was.
“Oh Dios! Little Jejus was here!”
Yohan became a member of La Fabrica by an excited youth coach, but unfortunately for Yohan, he could play soccer from the age of 5-6 in Korean age to prevent injury to children.
“Kyaa-! Yohani, let’s sleep!”
Joo Jesus and Song Yuna nodded their heads at Yohan smiling brightly and playing with the children.
“I heard he can’t play, but he likes it.”
“I know.”
Play the game later. The beginning of Joo-Han, a little demon who brutally trampled the dreams of many soccer dreamers, was small and cute.
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The day after Yohan got tested at La Fabrica.
Valverde quickly recovered and took charge of Real Madrid again.
Clap clap clap clap-!
Real Madrid players gathered to celebrate Valverde’s discharge from the hospital. Valverde laughed awkwardly at the applause of the players and thanked the players for their applause.
“Thank you everyone… And the thief there.”
While expressing his gratitude, he met eyes with Luis Garcia, who had stolen his daughter, and opened his eyes and glared at him. Luis Garcia quietly nodded his head as if he liked the way Luis Garcia sincerely participated in the training that followed.
“I will keep an eye on you.”
When Valverde’s gaze moved away from Luis Garcia, I quickly approached Luis Garcia and whispered:
“Amigo hasn’t had a pregnancy celebration yet?”
“Huh? Uh. Sophie told me not to. And I haven’t scored since the day I heard about Sophie’s pregnancy.”
“Eh. Yay idiot When a woman says it’s okay not to do it, she means she wants to do a Celebration just for herself in a nicer way!”
“… Is that so?”
Upon hearing my words, Luis Garcia immediately put on a puzzled expression.
“Of course not, you idiot! Whew, but it’s good that we haven’t had a celebration because we haven’t scored yet. Seeing what you’re talking about, don’t you have any plans?”
Luis Garcia’s pupils began to dilate at the storm of reprimands and accusations. I continued to gnaw at his mind as I poured out my words quickly.
“Ruler! I’ve got a crazy plan for you so let’s do it like this listen carefully”
“… Si”
“Once Sophie invites her girlfriend to her stadium and I’ll take her free kick or penalty kick and I’ll score her goal and run to where she is and do her celebration for her. Called!”
“What a celebration… ?”
“I don’t know. Take the boss and have a cradle celebration in front of your lover named Sophie.”
Upon hearing my words, Luis Garcia was deeply troubled. Certainly, after having a child, I often see Luis Garcia thinking. In the past, I would have done what I said without thinking about anything.
… Huh? Wait for a sec. Had I been gaslighting Louis all this time?
“Yes, it’s late, but I have to do a great celebration to dedicate to Sophie, my sky and love.”
While I realized the uncomfortable truth, Luis Garcia, who had been thinking about it longer than expected, eventually accepted my proposal.
Now, if I lead Luis Garcia, who went into fucking dog mode with excitement after scoring, in front of Valverde and excitedly rock the cradle in front of him, my plan will succeed.
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League round 31
Real Madrid 0:0 Real Valladolid.
My goal in this game was to somehow get a penalty kick and concede it to Luis Garcia.
And the opportunity came sooner than expected. As I entered the penalty box, Ghanaian center back Quequa Anan’s standing tackle was directed at me. I took the ball between Quequa Anan’s legs and fell over in an overaction.
“Uuuuu-!”
Beep-!
When the referee pointed to the penalty spot, I could see Queco Annan’s displeasure.
“No! Hollywood! “
You can’t speak Spanish yet. Queco Anan protested to the referee in English.
Seeing the naive Ghana center back with tears in his eyes, I expressed my apology in my heart.
Sorry. Cue Que. Next time we meet, I’ll give you your favorite Ghanaian chocolate, and I won’t make fun of you as a cookie from now on.
Luis Garcia scored a penalty kick that I conceded. I led Luis Garcia, who had gone mad under the guise of Jesus Christ guiding the lost sheep, to Bishop Valverde.
Director Valverde gives a puzzled look. We made a cradle in front of him with both arms and rocked it like crazy.
“Haha…”
As soon as I saw Valverde’s smile, I left Luis Garcia and ran away.
