Chapter 103 – The Theory of Jeju’s Cost Effectiveness
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Rumors that Luis Garcia was becoming a father quickly spread all over Madrid. Rumors spread quite specifically, and it was even known that the pregnant target was the second daughter of director Valverde.
The players, with Luis Garcia’s consent, approached Luis Garcia to congratulate him after hearing the rumors spread by me and Luka Savicchi.
“No way! Congratulations Louis!”
“Amigo! Are you joining the Married Men’s Club following Jeju’s?”
Luis Garcia received their congratulations and reacted differently than before. It was like the strict, dignified and serious look of the days when he was in charge of the third captain in Barcelona.
“Jeju, I’m sorry, but I can’t get a card in the future. I think I will have to work hard to save money for my soon-to-be-born child.”
Let Luis Garcia, who has been hanging out with me and sharing various travels, regain his former self in an instant. In one corner of his heart, he felt a bit of bitterness.
It was as if the white paper had been dyed black and washed clean.
What. I did it on my own too. He nodded his head, apparently agreeing with him. While the good news came to Real Madrid, the match against Las Palmas in the 28th round of the league was held at the Santiago Bernabéu.
Las Palmas players wearing yellow uniforms came into sight.
I, who participated as a starter for this match, also warmed up slowly. Time passed, and with the sound of the referee’s whistle, the game began.
From the start of the game, Luis Garcia showed what a powdered milk buff is. Luis Garcia, who entered the stage I commonly call the fucking dog mode right at the start of the game, tied up the midfielders of Las Palmas with a tremendous amount of activity as if he was living only today.
Luis Garcia, who read Las Palmas’ pass route and successfully intercepted it, delivered the ball to Jesus Gonzalez, who penetrated.
Jesús González, who had evaded the right-back with his quick feet, checked my position and raised a cross with his left foot. I gently fed Chon-gyeong-Jesusta-to the ribs of the opposing centre-back to make him unable to compete, then jumped leisurely and scored with a header.
Let’s score early in the hour. The home fans who visited the Santiago Bernabéu cheered. I ran straight to the corner flags and pouted my chest proudly as I looked at them.
What? I’m saying value for money is garbage? Say it again!
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5:0 UD Las Palmas
[Jesus Joo, who exploded with ‘5’ goals, was substituted out in the 80th minute of the second half and made a perfect score.]
[Jesus Joo exceeded 10km in activity for the first time this season. Local media were also surprised by his devoted play.
[What led to his change? Let’s learn about Jeju’s cost effectiveness theory that has spread on the Internet.]
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Three days before Jesus Joo scored and celebrated against Las Palmas.
It has been about 60 years since the development of science technology and communication has brought the world closer together and the term global village has been coined. The controversy over the participation time of Joo Jesus, which started in Korea, was quickly translated and delivered to Spain.
“Puta! What? You say you have to sell Jeju’s? Say it again, you son of a bitch.”
“No, I said when I had to sell it. You said you were getting paid too much for what Jejus did!”
“I feel it now, but in fact, Laporta understands it too. It would have been nice if he had asked the sociopaths for their opinions and proceeded with the process…”
“The disgusting cubs are in their mouths.
“Hmm… I agree with you, Laporta, that bastard has crossed the line.”
The three Madridistas, replaying Real Madrid’s 15th Champions League title match in a pub in a heated argument, watched Jesus Joo score the comeback with a fantastic bicycle kick in extra time and roared, and the three Madridistas quickly realized what they were saying. Turned over
“Puta Madre!! That’s it! Damn Patricia! How dare you put our god in the 2nd Army!!?”
“If it weren’t for Laporta and Patricia, we could have been aiming for a third consecutive Champions League title this season!”
In the scene where the game ended with Real Madrid winning and Jesus lifted his big ear, he sang and rejoiced as if he had won the Champions League final yesterday, even though two years had passed.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid ¡Hala Madrid!”
“Puta Madre! Jeju’s! He presented the 15th trophy to great Madrid! But what?!”
“He is an icon of the times!! If we let him go, we’ll be treated like stupid, smelly Barcelona guys?!”
However, unlike those who feel the same way every day, the content that Lord Jesus receives an excessively large weekly wage was composed of reasonable content that would nod to general Madridistas.
Fans who did not normally like Lord Jesus used this opportunity to create negative public opinion in order to kick him out.
It did not take long for the negative public opinion on the Internet to enter the eyes of the Lord Jesus, the person in charge.
“How much have I done for Real Madrid? Unhappy right away! I can’t float it. There is no club that is as black as Real Madrid, but I use it… Should I buy it for a while?”
Although he was the main Jesus who won with the support of the fans on his back in the fight against the coach. In the battle with the fans, he felt the instinct of a regressor that he would be defeated unconditionally.
“If I want to win the fight against the fans, there is nothing other than a transfer…”
He did not want to leave Real Madrid, which was like a jar of honey that spread endlessly to himself, so he decided to work as a main Jesus for the time being.
“Write… Get in!”
While the Lord Jesus sealed Jesus by grabbing his right arm in one corner of his yard.
John, who came out into the yard with a soccer ball in search of his father, was startled and cried at the shout of the Lord Jesus.
“Wooooo! Ma-! Go ahead and get mad at Yohani!:”
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Lord Jesus was reborn as Lord Jesus, and the complexion of acting coach Philippe, who was freed from the Lord Jesus’ card management duties, brightened.
[Jeju’s! Score a hat trick and lead the team to victory.]
The league continues. Real Madrid continued to accumulate victories
[Victory! Victory! Victory! In fact, Real Madrid confirmed to win!]
The Real Madrid fans who watched Joo Jesus play hard every match without receiving a card in the game ‘loved it’.
[30 league goals. An interview with Jejus, who virtually confirmed the top scorer. ‘I am more than the top scorer. Team winning is important. Our challenge is not over yet. We are a very good team and we are working hard to match the performance (treble). Not only the players but also the club’s coaching staff and employees are doing their best to achieve these results, and we are grateful to them for fighting together behind the scenes.’]
At some point, the Real Madrid fans started to feel the irritation at Jesus’ game, which became plain.
“Hmm… These days, Jejus are calm, so the game isn’t fun for some reason?”
“I know… In the past, I was scared because I didn’t know when I would be kicked out.”
“I also liked provoking opponents. Did you feel something cool?”
“Especially against dumb Barcelona, it was the best.”
“Isn’t Jeju also respecting Barcelona next season?”
“Puta! Is one of the pleasures of my life about to disappear?”
Hearing the words of Madridistas walking down the street, Lord Jesus nodded slowly.
‘You have already fallen for Jeju’s demonic nature. You won’t be able to get out easily?’
At that time, a Madridista talked to an international student who seemed to be Korean.
“But why did Jejus suddenly change? Lee Do you know any stories?”
My friend, an international student named Lee, smiled awkwardly and shook her head.
“Huh? No… Well, I’m not sure?”
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[Title: Let’s find out why Jeju’s cost-benefit theory is a prestigious soccer community.]
Before that, I will briefly introduce myself.
First of all, I am Lee, an international student studying at the University of Madrid.
(Evidence and proof shot.Jpg)
The reason why I first introduced myself and gave a brief certification before writing is because I want to introduce you to the magnificent shadow boxing that Jesus is doing these days.
The other day, I saw people who were excited about the community’s overseas expansion, saying that Jeju’s cost-effectiveness theory, which had been floating around in the community, had spread to Spain.
When I went to the site, it was an extreme right site. Just like 2ch in Japan, it’s just a place where assholes gather.
What an idiot they are, they just hate Jesus hyung because he is an Asian.
Anyway, where did Jesus pick up what those bastards were saying?
(Probably seen while browsing the soccer community)
He took himself seriously and is playing the game with a clear conscience.
FYI, all of my Spanish friends are big Real Madrid fans, and I’ve never heard of it. Even the Madrid fans who have heard of it look at it as if they were saying such an idiot.
In the first place, these guys seemed to know that Jesus-hyung ran around like a dog in the Champions League final last season, but that kid is a kid who does it when he does it.
The opinion that Jesus hyung gets paid a lot more per week than he does is a topic that is often discussed locally. Most Real Madrid fans say that it feels like they are holding tactical hacks that cost too much to maintain, probably because they suffered from Eden Hazard.
The funny thing is, I heard you like that the effect is dead if you just use it? I couldn’t even use Eden Hazard, but Jesus type could be used and it killed the effect. (For reference, he is also called Jesus-type Little Boy locally. Japanese students don’t like this nickname, so they don’t use it offline, but in communities, he’s called Little Boy.)
And look at the fort. It seems that they have reached a point where they enjoy doing Jesus-type idiots. My friends giggled and liked it while looking at the picture of Acting Coach Philippe getting emaciated.
So, the key. Why is the rubbish article called Jeju’s cost-effectiveness theory treated as prestigious?
It’s because Jesus-hyung’s shadow boxing alone is fun.
I said I was an English gentleman when I said the young gentleman the other day. Now that I see it, the stupidity of doing shadow boxing alone is the UK itself.
└ ㅋ ㅋ Lord Jesus, this bastard is playing the great game alone.
└ … ? Fuck?
└ HahaJesus is here! Lol
└ Haha
└ It’s so funny that I was so embarrassed that I wrote the fuck and disappeared haha
