Chapter 62 – Episode 59 Post-Uterine Quantum Mechanics
“Ruler… Take it out quickly… Ugh… “Geu-geuk-geuk!!”
Woomi screamed at Joo-hyuk while climaxing in a mess. Just a moment ago, she was yelling at me to hurry up and dump all the concentrated semen inside, but the mood changed in an instant.
If she ejaculates into her own womb instead of into the Umi Hole, she will only repeat what happened three days ago. Joo-hyuk grabs Woo-mi’s vaginal wall and pulls his cock out of her cervix. Zvvvut, her glans got caught, so it would have been difficult to get it out in one go, but I did it in one go.
“Ugh… !!”
She stretches out her hand, picks up the Umi hole next to her, and inserts her dick at superhuman speed. Umi’s eyes rolled over again due to the fierce thrust without any preliminary action.
Hehe… !! That… !!”
“Ugh… !!”
White liquid poured out from Joo-hyuk’s cock, which had barely held back from the brink of ejaculation. The inside of the Umi Hole, which is shaped like Umi’s womb, is filled with white liquid. Huuuuuk, a cool feeling of ejaculation comes over me.
“Nice… I almost got in big trouble… ! If only I had found out a little late…”
Joo-hyuk speaks to Woo-mi with trembling eyes. If the power outage had not been restored quickly, even a little, semen would have been poured directly into Umi’s womb.
“Huh… ! Ugh… Follow… It’s warm… !!”
Either way, Umi is lost in the lingering sensation of semen filling her womb. The feeling of fullness that filled her Umi’s hole was transmitted directly to Umi’s actual uterus, and her cervix bulged and spurted out her love juice. She finally reveals the female face, which she did not want to see because it was hidden in the dark.
“Uh… It’s so amazing… Ssssshh…”
“Haaah…”
Joo-hyuk pulls out the cock that has finished ejaculating from inside. Just like before, the uterine bulb was biting my dick, making it difficult to get it out. Still, when I lifted the Umi Hole a little leisurely, I was able to pull out the dick with a J-Pong sound.
A thin liquid poured out from inside the cervix of the Umihole, which had expanded to the size of the dick. Transparent love juice poured out of Umi’s real protruding uterus, like semen.
“This is all settled… ?”
“Ugh, ah, maybe…” Hmm…”
The Umihole and the box slowly disappear while making a sound. Everything related to this mission, including the hot semen contained inside, disappeared as if melting snow.
The cervix, which was protruding beyond the mound of Umi’s vagina and giving off an obscene smell, danced around and began to slide inwards. Just that feeling alone makes Umi flinch and tremble.
A mission card falls onto Umi’s head. Instead of Woomi, who still closes her eyes and can’t come to her senses, Joo-hyuk grabs his cock from which the remaining semen is flowing and checks the mission card on Woomi’s bedside.
“They say it’s a success.”
“Dah… Good luck… Do it… Seonggooooong…”
Woomi, whose pronunciation is still tongue-in-cheek, makes the V sign of victory with both hands. Joo-hyuk, who somehow feels like he’s getting an erection again after seeing that, looks away and turns over the mission card to check.
[Wumihole♡]
The small onahole given is used on another man to make him ejaculate more than once.
Reward: [Magical Jewoong]
“Magical Jewoong… ?”
“What… ?”
“No, there’s something written here, this is the first time I’ve heard it…” … ?”
Joo-hyuk pulls up his pants and hands Woo-mi a mission card. Even as liquid poured out of her vagina, Umi raised her upper body and grabbed the mission card. Shake his head vigorously and come to his senses.
Umi read the rewards on her mission card and slowly opened her mouth.
“It seems like the motifs of my magic are related to Eastern culture… I think this may have come from something like that…”
Umi recalls the various magic she learned. Magical Dogeja, Magical Yin Dispersion, Magical Swadhishthana, Magical Transformation… And Magical Jewoong. All the previous ones were magic rooted in various Eastern cultures, so I think [Magical Zeung] Is probably the same.
What does this commonality suggest? Umi tilted her head and inserted the mission card.
“Anyway… Gogo, thank you. Thanks to you, I solved the Umihole problem.”
“No. I am…”
“…”
Joo-hyuk was speechless as Woo-mi glared at him fiercely. It is an unspoken pressure that no more words are needed. Joo-hyuk scratched his head and took out a change of clothes from the drawer.
“… I’ll wash your pants and panties. “After a quick wash, I’ll bring out a mop, so you can wash up too.”
Umi nodded quietly.
After taking a quick shower, Joo-hyuk went to the bathroom and washed the mop. As if he was passing the baton, Umi enters, and before he closes the door, he suddenly opens his mouth.
“Go… Thank you, but please don’t get me wrong…”
“… “What?”
“This was just to fulfill the magical girl’s mission card… ! Because I don’t show myself like this to just anyone… ! So, only in front of you…”
Umi’s words become confusing.
He was just trying to say that he wasn’t a pervert who would show off to everyone, but somehow it ended up sounding like he was being treated specially.
“…”
“… Anyway, I know so!”
As the bathroom door closed with a thud, Umi sighed and muttered.
“… If this is the case, you won’t even know who perverts…”
Contrary to her feelings, the water in the shower was warm and pleasant. Umi thought as she soaped and washed every inch of her body.
‘Come to think of it… If the idea comes from Umihol’s destruction law…’
Her fingers clean the inside of the hole, which is slowly recovering and closing. She is just washing for cleanliness.
‘Couldn’t we come up with a way to solve the magic transformation technique? …’
Rumbling, the water flows downward.
“Whoa…” …”
Since Umi is a bit untrustworthy, she decides to place her hopes on him one more time.
But… Before we look at her expectations, there is one thing to point out.
How should I bring this story out…
“I washed everything.”
Umi put her towel around her head and changed into her rented clothes, and she came out of the bathroom. Her face is red in the hot air.
“Oh yeah… Hmm. It suits you.”
“Huh? Oh, yeah. Hmm…”
Perhaps because it was after a big event, there was a feeling of awkwardness. Umi was also blank as she couldn’t figure out what to say in her head.
It’s so awkward that you wouldn’t think they were just throwing words at each other and rubbing each other’s skin just a moment ago. The words of the two people intersect here and there, but they do not fit together well.
“Now… Note…”
“Oh, you want to go? Okay, time…”
“Oh, uh, um… Because it’s evening.”
“I’ll do the laundry later… Yes.”
While there was an awkward atmosphere where we couldn’t even make eye contact…
Gurgling, an embarrassing sound escaped Umi’s stomach. Umi’s face turns into a blush, as if she can’t bear to hear something like this even though she’s already shown so many things she shouldn’t see.
“No, this is…” …”
As Woomi twisted her body, clutching her stomach, Joo-hyuk got up and walked towards the simple kitchen next to the entrance. He took out a pot with a clatter, looked at Umi, and asked.
“… Are you hungry? It’s already around that time…”
He scratched his cheek with his finger and said those words with a humble expression.
“I want to eat ramen… ?”
It seems like the order has changed for a while. Umi gently nodded her head.
“No, why are you boiling it really well…?” …”
Umi slurped, sucked on the noodles, and muttered that. The springy noodles and refreshing broth are not your average ramen.
“My brother was forgotten by everyone… We cooked and ate ramen quite often while coding together all night. As a result, I think my ramen cooking skills have improved.”
“Hmm…”
After eating ramen, the mood calmed down a bit. Umi decides to bring up what she was trying to say.
“I’m talking about what happened earlier.”
“Huh?”
“We had sex… And it’s not confirmed.”
“… Pueup?”
Noodles poured out of Joo-hyuk’s mouth.
“What did you suddenly hear…” .”
Countless question marks float in his eyes. Umi started talking about her new theory.
“Until we turned on the light, it was uncertain whether we would have sex or not. Are you actually inserting it into Umi Hole? Or was it actually being inserted into my cervix… You couldn’t tell until you turned on the light and observed it…”
“… ?”
“I mean, based on what we experienced with the mucous membrane, we couldn’t tell which side you chose… ! So, we cannot say for certain whether masturbation or sex occurred before an observation that can be clearly explained… !”
“What is that… Is it a sound? [Deuteronomy of Copenhagen]? If you say that without being observed, I will agree… We turned on the light and observed the results…”
“It is true that by turning on the light, we can observe the results, but that does not mean that our sex… Cannot be said to have been observed with certainty… ! The ‘observation act itself’ affects the outcome of the object… ! [Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Escape]!”
Joo Hyuk looked at her with a dumbfounded expression.
“… What are you talking about? “Isn’t observation only done with the eyes?”
“That’s true for observations of ordinary objects. However, the uncertainty principle states that the ‘act of observation itself’ can lead to ‘incorrect observations’. Even if we saw with our eyes that the penis and the uterus were connected, that does not guarantee that what we were doing before was sex!”
“So does that mean the observation itself was meaningless in the first place?”
“It means you can’t trust the observations at that point. But my post-uterus experience is different… There is a way to reliably observe whether sex is occurring even in a room where the lights are turned off and cannot be seen.”
“What kind of method is that… ?”
At this point, I’m curious about the end of Umi’s argument. Joo-hyuk silently listened to Umi’s explanation.
“It’s [Circumstances]. If you hit Umi Hole, the mission card performance ends by itself. You can observe the disappearance of the Umihole without turning on the light. But, what if… If you ejaculated inside my womb… I’m in heat just like last time… I would have ended up as a sex slave. Through these two cases, even if the light was not turned on, we were able to observe which side you chose to insert your dick in.”
“…”
“However, before we proceed with the proper observation of ejaculation, the wave function converges due to incomplete observation through vision… Since the dick was stuck in her uterus, she might have been having sex… I ended up making a biased observation. So, it is not possible to clearly say which side it was inserted into… ! Did you understand?! So maybe we didn’t have sex!!”
It is sophistry. What are you trying to do by bringing the story of the macro world into a story like this? However, only what Umi wanted to say was conveyed.
Umi doesn’t want to somehow turn her precious first experience into pervert and manic sex. In the situation of Umi, who wanted to live a normal, middle-of-the-road life, depriving her of virginity by having sex outside of her womb is beyond her cognitive ability. Of course, bringing in quantum mechanics to get out of this situation already seems like something out of the ordinary…
Joo Hyuk put down the chopsticks he was eating ramen with and nodded.
“… Okay… Let’s just pretend it was masturbation. No matter what exactly I inserted it into, what I did was just jerk it off with a masturbation tool. “
Perhaps this is the answer Umi wants. Joo-hyuk said that and glanced at Woo-mi.
Umi’s face turned bright red like a strawberry, and she was looking at him angrily.
“… After doing something like that with my precious womb… It’s just a masturbation tool… !!”
What should I do? Chopsticks flew at Joo-hyuk’s head.