Chapter 909 – Press Book Formo (3)
– Over and over again!
─Rabbous!
The condition of the bookstore was as I expected.
The bookstore held on the third day of the festival seemed to be posting huge sales, and the line of customers lined up to reach 3 blocks.
If you look at it objectively, it’s really amazing.
It means that they gave up other things to enjoy and gathered to buy books while they were in the middle of a festival.
Just what is it It’s just that the name of the product that is selling is slightly different from what I expected. 〈Historical Novel 【Genealogy of the Gods, Guide of Bikon】! If you purchase it now, you can also purchase a 1/7 doll of the main character, Naudiz!! 〈No matter how many books you buy, you get one doll per person.〉 〈… Then, please give me 10 books.〉 There was no need for bicorns to solicit customers, and the long queue of tens of meters did not decrease. Even though the bicorns operate almost like bank cash-counting machines. Then, where are the works created by Danawa staff and Pictish priests while staying up all night? 〈… …〉 Professor Cerzanne Hyromain sits with a face betrayed by everything in this world. And the back of the female chieftain of the Ulster colony whom she met long ago while killing Nukelaby, who was drying her face next to her. It was piled up like bad stock in that shady place. There seemed to be nothing to ask about sales or anything like that. “… Is this a dream? Did I fall asleep?” Dana pinched her cheek at the unbelievable reality. Unfortunately, it was all real. Then, a young man who jumped out of a bookstore stall started to slide and kneel like a soccer player who scored the winning goal while crying. But who are you? It’s not my acquaintance who doesn’t recognize me wearing Loki’s ring. Dana calmly took out her candy with her trembling hands, took a bite, and dropped it. ‘What happened? Isn’t it strange that it doesn’t sell like this? He said it was a product that would surely sell well!>
Without thinking to pick up the rolling candy, Dana shook the kneeling man.
The man responded by banging his head as if complaining.
Sval, someone said it was Selena’s brother. Dana took a deep breath and exhaled.
The mother-in-law who was listening didn’t know the Romanian language, but she couldn’t have been unaware of the way she was going back. Bung-Bung-Bung-!! Glenn denied it, head-banging her. 〈Wallet circumstances?〉 Selena Longby’s words were roughly like this. – Right after the war, citizens become conservative in consumption. ─The Senate held a festival in order to circulate capital. —But because of that, there were many places to spend money during this festival. ─On the other hand, a book is a product that can be bought even if it is not today. ─That’s why it’s difficult for the sales volume of the book itself to increase. He quickly recited the flow of the market and lowered his head. Beetle… Dana stumbled like a former Kitai slave who had her senior thesis taken away. 〈… Will it be a dream too? Yes. This can’t be real.〉 Dana, who had been hit by the finishing blow, was about to sit down as her legs gave way. If I hadn’t hugged him quickly, he would have 100% fallen forward. The wide eyes of a terminally ill cancer patient found me and gave me a dry smile. ‘Fuck, look at my husband Sheck’s face. Even in my dreams, it looks like I like it… 〉 〈… Whoops. Whoop whoop! Ah—hot hot hot hot hot hot!!!!〉 At that moment, deafening laughter was heard among the bicorns. Dana’s dry laugh is so big and small that Jam Min smashes it like a red pepper dragonfly in her hand. 〈Sales are booming!! Popularity at its peak!! Isn’t this the true taste of business? ─Chuck! Two beauties walking out in front of us and opening a hand fan. “This? What happened? It seems that the bad news has overlapped more than I thought, Dana.”
“Kuh… !! Veronica!!”
Of course, it was Selena and Veronica.
I smiled broadly at Veronica’s appearance.
Veronica, who had been bragging about it, also hardened. Yes. I still have regrets.
“You came just in time, my Goddess. So, who is this unheard-of Naudiz, and what do you mean by 1/7 dolls?”
“… This is just an anonymous so-and-so. Although the contents of the novel itself are all true, it has nothing to do with the real master.”
I silently pointed at the 1/7 Nowies figure.
Black hair and black eyes. A muscular man with a spear.
It didn’t resemble me, but it was enough to remind me. Anyone who sees it knows that they are trying to publicize themselves in order to run for the upcoming parliamentary elections.
Looking at it, Elizabeth says that she is a traitor and seems to be summoning the King of Spirits.
Veronica immediately fainted at the sight of Mr. Kang’s figure, whose only name was openly different.
“That that. Sorry. Stop with the vigor of the night… If the owner says no, I’ll collect the entire amount right away and destroy it…”
“… After. Done. Nothing bad. It can also be promoted.”
I’m already famous.
He had absolutely no intention of running for the local lordship of Romania, but considering the Dunamis workshop, which would soon be promoted to a guild, it was rather a good thing.
‘It’s definitely better to do this than to do that.’
How easy it is for historical novels to manipulate images.
Even Kiara said there was something like a biographical novel.
It would be more convenient to leave it to my followers who can control it.
Just look at the Na Kwan-jung Victims League, isn’t it? Even if I die, I will never see a creative work appearing later like King Arthur and saying goodbye to an orientalism J-high school student.
“Do whatever you feel like. Instead, don’t use it as a compliment.”
“Well, don’t worry about that! There are a lot of compliments, but as you can see, the popularity is like this!”
After giving permission, Veronica, who regained her energy, shouted to Dana who was excited.
“Did you see it, Dana? It looks like the bet is my win. The enemy general has been defeated!!”
Our blowjob Handle Goddess smiling while wielding a fan.
Hearing the news for the first time made me frown again.
“A bet? What bet did you guys make?”
─It flinched. Dana averted my gaze.
Then Veronica answered, tapping her fan on the palm of her hand.
“It’s nothing, my dear. Since the goals, products, and even the production environment matched, wasn’t it an environment where mutual sympathy was inevitable?”
“Did you bet on sales because you were competitive?”
“It is. Dana came up with the proposal first. What, nothing to worry about It’s not a game where you bet something else. It’s a matter of pride, to be honest.”
Apparently, the bet occurred while this idiot goddess duo was chasing a hard schedule while being chased by a horse. This is what happens when people can’t sleep.
“If you look at the current sales volume, it’s our landslide victory.”
“Kuh, ugh, ugh… !!!”
Shaking… ! Dana went red and shook her body in silence.
I noticed, but what can I do? She bet first, believing she would win.
So it seems that Veronica was able to enjoy the afterglow of victory to her heart’s content.
“Whoop whoop. She has nothing to be ashamed of. The difference in sales volume does not immediately prove the value of history. Since your doctor said that he would heal Loki-sama, I’ll promise you in my name. The proceeds from this sale will be invested in the revival of Ulster.”
Cover your mouth with a fan and make an elegant beat.
Is this the NTR or something?
‘Anyway, why did she become a noble lady?’
She’s also a countess, and it suits her.
She hung out with Selena for a few days, and she’s been adversely affected.
‘The way I speak now seems to be influenced by old books, isn’t it strange?’
Come to think of it, isn’t Veronica still an adult (300 years old) by the standards of the bicorn gods?
Her physique when she was in foal mode was also a bit bigger than Elka, her next prophet.
‘Based on Elka’s physical age, if calculated by bicorn-human age conversion… ‘
… By any chance, Veronica, is her real age about 2 out of 2?
“… … Uh?”
No, what the fuck are you talking about, let’s call it my miscalculation.
In reality, she would easily have passed the age of 100, and she is an adult with the right to self-determination. Fuck honestly, how could those breasts and hips be 14 years old?
Shaking her head violently, I saw her Selena, who tried to change her mind, and she, too, was giggling at her baby, her real brother, as she did.
It was an atmosphere like a brother and sister who didn’t only exchange fists. Dana’s ears perked up at that conversation.
“… That’s right! Hey, Veronica! Almost all of this sales is thanks to Nord! Even though he just boarded well in the aftermath of hitting the publicity hard!”
“That is a fair evaluation. However, even taking that into consideration, wouldn’t it be proof that the mythology of our bicorns is slightly better in terms of entertainment as a text?”
〈Historical Novel 【Genealogy of the Gods, Guide of Bikon】! Please come and see it!〉
Bunny girls and bicorns handing out pamphlets in revealing maid clothes.
Is it the marketing method Veronica saw on TV in her dreams? Like a goddess, her off-white color is lined up.
〈Big, uhm… Shall we go see it?>
It would not be possible to say with tears in your mouth that there were no people who received the pamphlet and were mesmerized. The bicorns are eye candy while waiting in line. This skill, it must be Selena’s work. “… Isn’t publicity important?” Veronica covers her face with a fan. Her face is so small that only horns stick out. “… Mom. Mum, would you like to take off one layer too?” “I wonder… ?” Don’t take it off, naked maniacs. It’s to break the barbarian image, but what are you going to do by showing off the naked tradition? It’s a great culture worth preserving. There is romance in the sexy culture of naked beauties walking in the woods and drawing patterns on the body. Except for the elves. “… Shit, back Do you think I’ll give up?” As I calmed down, Dana, who had recovered her energy, whispered so that only I could hear. Sparks fly out of your eyes Dana has her will full! “Your spirit is good. Noona, if you don’t sleep first, you’ll have crazy thoughts again.” “Sour. A little sleep deprivation is just fine. Creativity is not something you can do with your sane mind. That’s why I need the cooperation of the best idiot I know.” Why are you looking at me while looking for this year’s idiot? “Mom! Stay here for a minute! Go and comfort Professor Hi Romain!” “Uh? Dana, where are you going?!” “Come see some work! It will only take a few hours!” I don’t know what happened, but this time I was escorted by my wife’s hands. I would have been able to enjoy it at other times, but it’s a flaw that it’s difficult to enjoy happiness. Should I take comfort in not having Wisdom activated?
