Chapter 725 – Half Man, Half Dragon (6)
From Nidavellir to Britannia.
It’s not that far if you want to move, but it’s a long way to blow mana through direct communication. If that mana becomes like an alter ego, I hear that it is impossible with modern technology.
It is a different world where transportation/communication technology has not developed.
In such a world, what significance would the alter ego of the queen, Ivaldi, 16 have?
Artifacts, royal treasures of Nidavellir, or something else. There were many possibilities that I could think of, but I responded calmly without losing my mind.
【I am very happy to be able to hear Her Highness’ jade sound, even as an alter ego. However, you didn’t invite me to the castle, and I didn’t know that Your Highness would come personally… 】
【Do you use it only after calling someone who is busy? Sorry for not contacting you in advance.]
Even an apple? I was in trouble.
I’ve met quite a few people who fart a little in my nawabari, but the national rule of this floor was that the more people who are not arrogant, the more annoying it is to deal with.
Of course, judging from my external activities, it is only right for the queen to step back and have a conversation.
‘But putting it into practice perfectly in words and actions is another story.’
Even if you become the president of the apartment women’s club, if you respect the security guards, the real women will gossip about it. Even if you are not arrogant, you have to act that way because of your position.
Otherwise? It’s more than enough to get caught with the dignity or qualifications of a king.
To be able to ignore it means that either the Queen is not smart about politics, or, on the contrary, she is too bright and is consolidating her power. As far as hearing rumors, it is 100% the latter.
【Your bravery and righteous deeds were such that even I, who sat on the throne and heard the story, couldn’t help but marvel at its nobility. I wondered if this was how it felt to exist in the same era as the hero.]
【I don’t know what to do with the person I admired doing the gold lacquer.】
We are giving and receiving rice with Saddam while rolling the elite Daegulppak.
In fact, it is a conversation that is tantamount to a collective monologue.
Treating diplomats and talking about phrases etc.
The reason Queen Ivaldi brought her out of her gear was that I needed tea to drink in case I was thirsty after having this. It was around the time when she was thinking ‘nimi’.
【I heard about the expedition.】
【Majesty. I’m from a commoner, so I’m not used to elegant modifiers and dignified speech. If I had known that I would know Her Highness, I would have practiced a little.]
It means ‘If you come without notice, don’t go around and talk about it’.
Talking to the King wasn’t particularly nerve-wracking. It feels like a boss mob seen as a weekly quest. It was the story of the days when I was scared, but now it’s part of the nogada.
【I will.】
Ivaldi 16 was a cool dwarf. Even though it looks like a doll, you can see its personality.
【Nidavellir Royal Family also wants to cooperate with the Azteca Expedition.】
【I’m sorry to say this, but it’s a difficult proposal.】
I brushed off yaburi for not being familiar with diplomatic modifiers, but you should know that it’s half-hearted. Ivaldi’s 16-year-old voice cut off.
It’s good that you can’t see the expression. You can worry about it openly without any worries.
【That’s an immediate answer. Do you have a reason?】
In this kind of place, even if the answer is decided, it is common to say it with a term.
But answer right away? Considering that ‘difficult’ means ‘fuck no’, this meant that this was not a negotiable point.
【It is true that the Azteca expedition needs more power.】
It was true that he didn’t want to lose the Hittite’s clues, but it was difficult to tell the story. If you only think about success and invest, it’s perfect for ants and organs to die.
【But, Your Highness must have heard the news too, right? The unfortunate incident that happened in Atlantis. I am concerned that the series of actions will be repeated.]
[Of course I heard. Thanks to saving my precious servants, I came to think that I should cooperate with your expedition.]
Did you mean to use that in reverse?
It put the diplomat at risk. You can grab and point them out.
It’s just that it’s a dog that asks shit to catch the stain like ‘terrorism incident at the diplomatic seat’. Could there have been something similar in the history of Nidavellir?
‘But what about Eun-hye and sticks a spoon in it?’
It’s because I’m grateful, but what can I do?
If it comes out like that, it becomes difficult to say no. You are a great queen
‘Expeditions require manpower. It wouldn’t be strange if I made an estimate that I would accept the offer, but the case is a little different this time.’
I said after quenching my thirst for tea with a longing for coffee.
[If a large number of people participate, it is impossible to know what kind of human group will be mixed among them. Even if you pay attention to the line. During the last pandemic, a criminal was hiding on the ship.]
I have never fought in this Azteca expedition.
If you have to fight, there are only local enemies.
Neither
‘A situation like Prince Chung or Letitia without a mother is a no-no.’
I was busy fighting against foreign exchange, but suddenly a twin guy who looked like an extra suddenly transformed and said, ‘I’m from where I belong, whoever I am.’
【… Could it be that I’m not ready? If you made that decision by weighing the risk of outsiders and the failure of the expedition, it’s not for me to tell you.]
【I’m a military officer, so I asked those who are in the right place to prepare. You just came to visit me about two days ago. Shall I call you over?]
【Yeah?】
Queen Ibaldi accepted with her dumbfounded eyes, and the blazing golden sun (the golden sun god’s representative) came to my office once more.
【──This body, Advent.】
Narmer-Nile in a pose like a bodybuilder.
I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve talked about it, but since it’s relatively private, it’s impressive that he jokes more than when we first met in the audience room.
I told them to sit down.
【You’re probably familiar with it, but I’ll introduce you as a host. These are Her Majesty the Pharaoh Shedmenhotep, the supreme ruler of Narmer-Nile, and Princess Shadsebti.]
Narmer Iljjang and his daughter who flew from a faraway desert country.
FYI, both are true-self.
So you said Why do royals like to go out so much?
What kind of crazy emperor is going to visit the next-generation heir to the throne and an aristocrat from another country? The princess of the next generation, the pharaoh, greeted the doll that the diplomat had put down.
【Have you been at peace in the meantime, Her Highness the Queen? This is Shad Sevti.]
【… Yes. I’m busy with heavy work, but my health is good.]
Even though her self is also doggin, hairdresser D swallows shock at the existence of this crazy father and daughter.
She said, clearing her voice.
【Did everyone come to discuss the expedition?】
【Yes, Ivaldi. That’s right, because I’m going to personally participate in this expedition!]
【… Yes?】
Even though they are dolls, you can see the expression ‘Are you crazy?’. But I don’t think it’s too much to point that expression at me, right? I’m a victim too bitch.
【Ji, are you going there yourself?】
【Then, shall we send a successor like the previous dynasty? There is nothing to learn from the same failure. Well, if this body, Nord, and Kiara are together, there’s nothing I can’t do! Haha!]
No matter how close the name is to the king, he is already calling me by name.
My ass hurts so much I need coffee too. The sweetest mix coffee in the world.
【… Princess Shad Sevti.]
【I dried it.】
Shadsevti averts her eyes at the unspoken question. If your father is the pharaoh of all people, how dizzying it would be if that pharaoh was a madman.
The real terrible thing was that he wasn’t just a madman again.
【Old, how are you doing state affairs?】
【I passed it on enough to pass it on to the next generation. I also entrusted the administration. The position of pharaoh will also return to my daughter regardless of my return. The contract with Nord is also not in my name.]
【Contract?】
【A contract to place an order for a golem. It was necessary for subjugation of black magicians, etc.]
It was that pharaoh who made Tyrsi an honorary nobleman of Romania.
So, when I arrived in the capital of Narmer-Nile, I met him and exchanged contracts with him before the inauguration ceremony. I said it a little bit before and after the inauguration ceremony, but I don’t know if my wives will remember it.
The content of the contract was all about the golem.
However, Shed Menhotep left the subject of the contract to his daughter, not to himself.
It has multiple meanings. Because I passed on the contract with me, who had become the warlock Cesco, to the next generation by subjugating
‘It laid the foundation for Shadsevti’s power.’
It’s a bit difficult to say in person, but first of all, I’m treated as a hero in Narmer-Nile.
It’s a story limited to citizens, but anyway, it’s more meaningful than I thought that the princess and I signed a contract. The birthmark itself makes it difficult.
A rebellion requires justification, time, people to follow, and military power.
However, there is no justification for rebelling without me, the national hero. Even if you try to conciliate me, it’s not like the pharaoh or his daughter is a dark soldier who used to be tyrannical.
When I asked to make Tirsi, a fallen nobleman, into a nobleman again, Shedmenhotep seemed to have waited and made such an offer.
【By the way, what is this? Weeds tend to grow again unless they are firmly rooted out. So I increased the production of golems so that
Shed Menhotep, who was talking with his hands spread, tapped the elephant mask on its face.
【Actually, after circumnavigating all the river areas where the great mercy of this body can reach, what is this! Too many golems!】
Ivaldi is at a loss for words at the sound of a fucking dog head.
【Yes! The warlocks are almost gone, but golems and soldiers also have hands left!]
Shedmenhotep didn’t give a damn and shouted with vigour. Swish-! There is not a millimeter of dignity in the pharaoh who speaks dynamically while swinging her arms.
【If we just put everything in a warehouse, will the maintenance cost fall from the sky? It was a big deal indeed! Taxes are leaking! The cold sweat on this body that was slapped on the back by her daughter leaked out!]
【That’s what I mean.】
【Right! You invested your surplus capital in the right place! I sent all the golems to this expedition except for the golems that would finish the remaining tasks!!]
I closed my eyes, knowing that I was being rude in front of my double-royal family. The nonchalant talk is absurd, so even if I listen to it again, I’m hungry for goals.
‘Subjugation of black magicians is a war against terrorism.’
And the basics of war are speedy battles and mass production.
That’s right up to here. It is also true that Dynamis Workshop’s technology is the best in the world.
【That, who was it? These golems were made by commissioning a sub-company of Dunamis Workshop, such as Hamoyed! After using it a few times, the performance is beyond words!]
Even if the technology is excellent, a single workshop cannot compete with the country with money.
I almost got tired of looking at the amount unit of the receipt that flew in from Narmer-Nile a while ago. It could have been enough to build Wolfheddin Land on top of Atlantis.
There were just as many golems that Narmer-Nile had chosen.
There was a lot behind.
Of course, that’s a necessary expenditure to ride the current I created and root out the warlock fuckers in the country. So, this is the normal policy so far.
‘But to put it in Azteca… ‘
Shit, what’s up Let’s say it’s good until here.
Depending on how you think, it can be a graveyard.
Why? War always follows disarmament.
Just as South Korean men believe that the conscription system will end if North Korea disappears, it is difficult to invest as much capital in defense as in wartime when the enemy is gone.
In Korea, because of China and Russia, even SF jammins born in 2100 will burn their burning souls in the circuit of hope, saying ‘I don’t think I will go to the army’, but Narmer-Nile is not that far.
Even more so, the relationship between golems and soldiers is between workers and robots.
Just like how unmanned convenience stores replaced idiots (uncomfortable), soldiers have nothing to do if there are too many golems. It means that you will only eat rice with the tax of the country.
‘What if the soldiers have nothing to do? Of course I’m fired.’
However, ‘Golem maintenance cost! It’s cheaper than a sergeant’s salary!’ Are you going to cut off third-rate or lower soldiers from work overnight?
Soldiers who only know how to fight are the majority.
Will the percentage of officers with higher education rise to 1%?
Where will they go when they lose their means of earning a living overnight? Shall we use that stamina to go into farming? That would be nice The land to farm will fall from the sky.
It would be quicker for the soldiers to ascend to the sky.
You can’t even get fired unless you want to replace the black mage with a black mafia. It is a waste of money to gather golems together and have a campfire.
The contradiction that the golem that made the soldier not die actually ruined the soldier’s life.
How do I solve this?
The answer lies in the traditional idea.
Yes. The surest means is to attack Japan.
The mindset of a conquering nation made up of eco-friendly warriors, first.
─If disarmament after the war is difficult, can’t we just go to war again?
Do you have soldiers left? What is it? Is it a problem that there are too many soldiers during the war?
Where do you get your armaments? Just pick it up and pay it back like a dog.
However, for some reason, there was an opportunity to drive the remaining soldiers to the Azteca expedition. Pharaoh great joy. Full purchase of Azteca-Hittite coin.
Even if it is not a conquering country, has there been such a ‘soldier disposal’ war in Earth’s history?
‘It’s a golem, so people don’t die, so I’m on the conscientious side.’
So, as a pharaoh, the policy of obtaining both justification and profit is correct.
Look the depth of this heart. As expected, the king of a powerful country and a living god are different no matter what. Even the imperfect little Pharaoh would applaud the seal upon seeing the abilities of his offspring.
【And this body is in command of those golems!】
It won’t be long before that seal clap turns into a slap on the cheek.
‘I was going well, but why is he suddenly participating?’
Let’s say it’s good to buy Azteca Coin just because it’s written off. But what kind of a simbo is it to get a loan from the 3rd finance and hit it.
[This is the command of this body, an excellent magician! Golems become soldiers equal to all armies!]
【… By the way, how many?】
A question from a normal queen who didn’t understand the actual madman.
Shed Menhotep grinned and held out three of his fingers.
【… 3 hundred?]
【It’s ridiculous, Ivaldi! An imagination as narrow as its stature! It’s ‘three thousand’!】
Let’s take a look at the Three Kingdoms brain for a moment.
Unless it is a rice-eating country, 3,000 is not an ordinary number. No, more than that, where is the crazy guy who threw 3,000 people on an expedition by sea?
More than that, golems aren’t even human soldiers.
Roughly speaking, powered suit infantry.
In terms of stars, it’s like a Terran tank or dragoon.
Chair King Samcheon Dragunnyeo.
This pharaoh is truly legendary.
【… That’s more than our Nidavellir standing army.]
【I really stopped you from sending 10,000 golems.】
I wished it had dried a little longer.
No, even if you send 10,000 of them, I will use them myself, so how can you take your dad home? The company commanded by Major Kang Buk-ho has Defense Minister Shedmenhotep in the middle of it.
【Don’t say that! 3,000 is too vague! How about 10,000 compared to that? Isn’t it really good to have an impact and fall just right!]
【If you do 30 million, it will be full. What about the landing craft? Are golems good at swimming? It’s not even a ship, but even a lump of metal will float in the sea, father.]
【Atlantis floats on water, my daughter!】
【If you tie your father to a golem and throw it, will it float?】
【How the sun rises again even when it sets in the sea! Pharaoh, the representative of the sun god, is also the same!]
【Whether that’s true or not, if it floats on the surface of the sea, I can retrieve it. A swollen mummy will fit in your father’s pyramid.]
Take the conte at your house, royal idiots.
【… We will send the exclusive craftsmen of the royal family.]
Ivaldi said in a depressed voice as if he had the same headache as me.
[Please write about the restoration of the urban area of Atlantis. In exchange for dispatch, we will not demand the results of the Azteca expedition. Personal matters will be delivered in writing separately.]
【Can we return the artisans we sent before going out?】
【Yes. If you can’t participate in the expedition, you’ll have to.]
Compared to Shedmenhotep, it was a common sense conclusion.
But why? It feels like you’re cutting your hands with me to escape from that monstrous elephant mask pharaoh.
I guess he should have just asked me to go with him. Donna donna donna.
