Chapter 376 – Armals (9)
〈Oh, my god.──!!〉
〈Uhhhhh,
Degurururr—!!
Repeat the back roll using the elasticity of bridge avoidance!
It was a dazzling movement reminiscent of a bastard playing tricks in front of bones, but the head of the house, who had gone mad after being caught in the mouth of a coin, chased me with his eyes wide open.
Evasion! Evasion! Avoid again!
The soldiers were frightened and moved away from our chasing and chasing.
─Deck Degur! Deck!
─Tuk!!!
I was rolling on the floor so hard that I bumped into someone.
Small and feminine travel shoes! Fuck you, you’re Tyr! Lived!
“Tirshi!! Build a wall of ice! I’m looking for you like this!!”
“Why don’t you take a hit? I don’t think you’ll die.”
“No shit, huh?!”
I was startled, but our mage looking down at me had a colder expression than when he was in fucking
What? Could it be that what I just said was aristocratically NG?
Maybe nobles in another world shouldn’t tell the truth about their pregnancy in front of others.
It really could have been. There is a possibility.
Being pregnant means, in other words, having sex!
It might be embarrassing to openly reveal the polite manners of nobles who live in form and fall behind in form!!
At that time, the blade rushed in as if cutting through my thoughts. A sharp attack that doesn’t look like an old man!
I reflexively raised my guard.
─Puck! Puffer Buck!!
But how hard this Gadori family hit me, even when I raised the mana of Beast Return, even my bones whined. Wow fuck, if it wasn’t for the mana coating, I’d have my fucking forearms cut off!
‘Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!!!’
I don’t know what’s wrong, but it’s fucked up anyway!
This is truly an unpredictable crisis situation!
In an incomprehensible pinch, my elite cobwebs, which were about to die, moved quickly.
As if my dormant magical ability had bloomed in the moment of life and death, I merged and created existing magic like an instinct.
─Tsutsutsutsutsu!
The alter ego magic I acquired after defeating the Yerna year!
The trick that I learned and neglected halfway before, mixed with other magic!
Two spells to combine.
One, 〈 Summon Cloud〉.
Two, 〈 Friar’s Lantern 〉.
A white alter ego made of clouds merged with magical light that can be freely adjusted in color!
─Perverted!
At this moment, my alter ego literally boasted the same reproduction rate as the main body in terms of color and texture, and more than 10 of them surrounded me.
My alter egos open their mouths and chatter!
It was perfect perfection even as I looked at it. A bit cheeky face, macho-like muscles, and even deep and wise eyes!
It’s so perfect, it’s so perfect that I wonder what if I, the main body, run hurriedly!!
If this is the case, even our real wives will be confused!!
Besides, the alter egos even harbored my mana, so unless you can see through the weight of the sound of footsteps, you won’t be able to tell the real me out——
〈–It’s insignificant!!!!〉
─Sukka kakak!
Cornelius’ sword fluttered like a chicken that had been poisoned with rat poison.
Then, in the blink of an eye, my alter egos were cut down!
This crazy old woman did not detect the authenticity of this alter ego with a sense of ingenuity, but simply cut them all down with power and speed.
─Tsupat!!
Cornelius, who had changed his alter ego like that, hurriedly threw his sword at the real me.
Another knife is stuck in his arm. Thanks to Beast Return, there was no blood, but a scream came out of the dog’s awesome power.
〈Huhhhhh!!!!〉
Do you feel no remorse at this painful scream? Isn’t this bastard a psychopath?
If you squeak this, I’ll clean up the invoice today. The gruesome corpse of the bloodied Kitayman, Red Monkey Nord, flickered in front of his eyes.
‘Fuck, I can’t even beat a noble!’
Are you telling me to strike back at the senator in the Senate?
He is an old man who would die if he hit him. If I committed it in anger, it was impossible to take care of it.
It is literally 10 times more difficult and hesitant than beating a person wearing glasses!
All I could do was put on a thick coat of mana and pretend not to blink.
〈Arrrrbl !!〉
Helplessness, as if he had returned to his original intentions during his days as a sucker!
I rolled and rolled again, wiping tears from my eyes.
The most unfair thing was that I didn’t even know why I had to be beaten.
Why? What did I do! Is it my fault that my son had sex with his daughter-in-law?
God damn it, I can’t even laugh at the thought of seeing my grandchildren. Do you have old friends who give away your doctor? It was a huge culture shock for me, who was born and raised in Neo-Joseon, the fucking land of Confucianism.
It’s as shocking as seeing a video of a truck having sex with a female dragon maid. After all, this world is hell.
Of course, no matter how unfair it is, the lineage of a family without a root does not go anywhere.
Perhaps the genes of the ancestors of the Joseon Dynasty, who saw their grandchildren beaten by noblemen, were activated, so I couldn’t make any excuses and just got beaten up.
─Tap!! Once again, the blade is hole-in-one.
I just saw Samdocheon for a moment. Tabula was waving. Nin, why the fuck are you there?
In the burning pain of my great gallbladder buzzing, I called out to the earth warrior of my childhood, whom I had forgotten before I knew it.
Maybe this is a punishment from God for an old man who forgot his original intentions during his days as a cocksucker?
Is it punishment for abusing the power of the earth warrior to set up a harem and make money?
It may be nature’s punishment for a savage druid who has forgotten the source of her powers.
‘Ah, father! Wait a minute, wait a minute!!〉
It was Primor who saved me. Her wives were somehow embarrassed or hesitant, so they couldn’t come to help.
Primor hesitantly blushed and then let out a gasp.
“Anyway, that’s not what I meant!! Are you really doubting my chastity?!”
I don’t know what he meant by ‘that’, but Cornelius, his sword drawn, paused his attack as he gasped.
〈… Are you saying he didn’t molest you?〉
Cornelius also hesitated for a moment to answer Primor’s sullen remarks.
She asked me, who had been rolling around like a dog with wings in the gap, to stand up.
Thank you for your help, but let’s refrain from physical contact. That human butcher, Senator, hasn’t put his sword in yet.
I lay down like a statue of the dead Jesus in Mary’s arms and raised my index finger.
It’s because I made an appointment the other day.
—… Can the Church of Janus confirm that a woman is pregnant?
It was the last time I had a conversation with the parish priest of the Janus Church.
The parish head of the Lenapolis branch of the Janus Church answered the topic I brought up like that.
─It’s not impossible. Although the brothers and sisters of our church do not have the power to heal, it does not mean that the women of Lenapolis do not conceive. Of course, there are many people who are good at midwifery.
─I see. You are wonderful. So, if possible, could you please bring them to me when I ask?
─Yes? Oh, I’ll do that. It’s like we’ve entrusted Nord-sama with the Haeju job for our own reasons. If it’s that convenient, I can take a look at it.
That being said, they would send nuns who could confirm pregnancy if I requested.
‘Did you hear that?! Go to the church right now!〉
As soon as Primor shouted, several butlers jumped out.
When about 10 minutes had passed, they brought a certain Punishment Executor (on a business trip) from the Church of Janus. Are you busy?
Signatio, who had followed the nuns, found me as soon as they arrived and gasped in astonishment.
Fuck that
Even if you add up all the injuries you suffered while killing the three warlocks, it would be less than 1/10 of what you got hit today.
