Chapter 1019 – [Side Story] How Master Chuck Cheok Lives (12)
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As I went outside and walked down the street, I noticed two things.
“A lot has changed, here too.”
One is that I missed and welcomed the streets near my house that I hadn’t seen until today.
And secondly, even if we hide our characteristic looks, our wives stand out in the world.
Fran, in particular, attracted a lot of attention for some reason. It seems more so because it is difficult to disguise. Her hair is black, but her eyes are blue, and she couldn’t make her pretty face invisible with magic.
Still, it had been a long time since he had adapted to this level of gaze in another world.
I roamed the nostalgic streets and looked in all directions like a country boy.
“Wow, is this store still out of business? I miss you.”
“Whoops. Was it your regular store?”
“Yes. It was almost 10 years ago when I was in high school. This shop had better side menu than pizza… “
… Det? The price is not the same.
Well, prices have gone up a lot. Still cheap though. It was me who laughed at the nostalgic memories.
“… Shit, what the heck, a guy with a clumsy body is cute and fucking cute.”
Dana muttered, covering her blushing face. It’s a strange older sister who has a strange point.
-The train is coming in now. Guests, please step back outside the safety line.
When I went down to the station and waited for the subway to arrive, fortunately several seats were empty, perhaps thanks to the relatively quiet time.
Nefertiti pointed to one of them.
“There. Seats exclusively for pregnant women.”
“There were times when I rode for the first time before. Does sitting over there have any good effects on pregnant women?”
Dana made some pretty strange noises, not like her. As I held back my laughter, Veronica also giggled.
“Is that possible, Dana? It will be a place to be conceded. Frank, sit down.”
“Ah, yes. Let’s sit next to each other.”
Fran cautiously put her butt on the chair. And except for me, who decided to go in front of Frank, the wives also sat in moderately empty seats.
The problem started from there.
“… Hey, brother? Isn’t that what it is?”
“… Hey, are you talking nonsense? It’s just sitting in an empty seat.”
While I was talking with Fran, the whispering around me had increased for some reason since I kept passing the transit station and people started getting on board.
I didn’t care at first. I just wondered if it was because my hearing had improved a little, so I could hear people talking better than before.
“Aren’t you a foreign kid? Don’t Western kids mature earlier than Easterners?”
“So you’re saying you could be younger with that face?”
But I’m gradually realizing that’s not the case.
If it’s not directed at us, my ears can’t pick up every word.
I kept hearing it because my five senses recognized the target of the whisper as me.
“… …”
I secretly put on a disposable mask out of a premonition.
Then came, a whispering voice.
“Brother, I think that man is the father of the baby.”
“I know. I guess he knew you were talking about him.”
… Fuck like this?
I belatedly recognized that my sensibilities had not yet fully returned to being a modern earthling.
Has the water in this world not receded yet?
Why didn’t I think about how people would see us? On the way to the station, I got a lot of attention from the street.
Let’s take a look at ourselves again with a very cool, objective, and impartial gaze like a scholar.
First of all, our lovely franc.
Her face looks even younger by hiding her breasts, and she wears loose-fitting clothes as usual, so even the curvature of her body cannot be seen properly.
Even so, the beauty that reveals the bare face naturally attracts people’s attention.
And if you put your eyes on Fran, you’ll know right away.
That the seat she sat in was reserved for pregnant women.
Strangely, he pays attention to his stomach, and sometimes even strokes it lovingly!
How would all of this look in the eyes of modern Koreans who have extremely common sense?
The answer came from looking at a teenage girl about the same height as Fran, glancing at me fearfully as if I were some kind of lunatic pedophile nearby.
The woman in the back seat whispered to her other woman.
“Hey, how old is he? Middle schooler?”
“You have to hit well, right? Even an elementary school student would believe it.”
Aww, no!
Our Fran is actually Britannia’s best, but what about hiding it with magic right now? It’s because he’s a bit short, so his waist is narrow and his hips is wide, isn’t it?
Even if the world turns upside down, it’s an oil fountain, don’t these foolish earthlings even know a race called dwarves? Why do you have to have a beard to be a dwarf? Who decided that? Tolkien? Fucking Tolkien is acceptable.
Honestly, where is the single man who refuses to push with his big breasts? Even if women don’t know, isn’t it something that men should fucking understand? Those of you who are connected by collars know my heart, right?
“Nimi. Korea is also Sodom and Gomorrah.”
“I have no conscience. How could you lay a hand on a little kid of that size? You have to be very castrated.”
Yes. I don’t know.
Line after line…
It seems that the otherworldly water that has been unknowingly filling my brain is draining away along with a cold sweat. Fran was startled to see me sweating like a waterfall.
“What’s the matter? No… Hey, honey If it’s dizzy, should we change seats?”
Frank, probably not familiar with my real name, accidentally called me Nord, then corrected it to honey. A cold sweat broke out on my chin at that name.
“Did you hear? Honey, honey. Crazy Shall we take a picture?”
“Be patient, sir. Look at the bloody forearms. What would you do if you were a thug?”
It beats without a fucking break. This was disqualification from the UFC, guys.
How has it been that since you came to Earth, every day has been like a crisis of death? In fact, wouldn’t it be better to return to Earth? Or am I too far behind and paying karma in hell?
I wiped my sweat and shook my head.
“… No, Fran. It’s nothing, so sit down.”
“Yes. Standing for a long time is not good for children.”
Tircy, who was sitting next to him, laughed as he removed the hair from Fran’s cheek.
It was kind like our wizard, and it was a very painful fatal blow for me.
Well. It wouldn’t be strange if someone stood up and preached to me about morality and ethics. I wanted to die.
Kang Buk-ho, this idiot bastard is a fucking jerk. Even if I had to shoot GTA on the highway, I should have rented a car. And what the hell is my wit? Are you on strike for salary negotiations?
Shit, Odin, save me. The glare hurts so much. Get it down quickly Get me off here quickly!
─This station is Sincheon, Sincheon Station.
─Customers who are going to the I University Obstetrics and Gynecology Clinic, please get off at this station.
And! After all, a nationally renowned obstetrician and gynecologist! They do all the announcements on the subway!
Frank stood up, holding his stomach carefully.
“Is this the hospital we booked for? Let’s get off!”
“… Yes. OK.”
Did they say that there is no paradise where they escaped and arrived?
My wish to run away from the terrible subway train like the beginning of a disaster movie came true like a monkey’s hand. Wounded, I collapsed like a dying crow on the subway platform.
My wives, who didn’t know why I was doing this, picked me up and headed to the hospital, as if thinking that my husband was a ‘husband’ as usual.
“Are you the one who made the reservation? Who is your mother?”
“It’s me!”
“… … Excuse me, how old is your mother?”
After about 10 minutes, I woke up from a terrible dream, and what I saw was the gazes of nurses and pregnant women that were more horrific than nightmares.
Fortunately, I was not arrested by the police because Fran was of an adult age.
What is even more fortunate is that my child was very healthy even when he was examined with Earth’s medical technology.
“I’m done with treatment, Nor! My child, they say he’s healthy!”
“… Yes. Good job, Fran. I’m really glad.”
Like a crazy person, I was digging my head into the hospital map, smiling softly at Fran’s smile, which made me forget all the fatigue of the day.
And on the way home, I called my father to get a ride.
─To pick up all the daughters-in-law, I’ll have to rent a car. How much do you pay for holiday pay?
“10,000 won per father’s year-old.”
─I will serve you comfortably.
Until I go to the fucking real Neverland, I’ll learn how to drive again. Better than going through this pain again on the way. I have to practice in the car my father borrowed.
I’d rather be comfortable fighting the old rulers, damn it.
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Even on holidays, when people take a break, the hospital is bright at night.
─Tattak, tap, tap.
However, the place where the sound of tapping on the keyboard echoed was different. The lights were off, and only the light from the monitor illuminated the old man’s face.
Inexplicably, the light from the monitor did not leak out of the director’s office. As if the light of the electric current was assigned to this space by a law different from reality.
“… …”
An elderly man looking at a hospital monitor while drinking coffee that costs a little over 1,000 won a can.
If you know that his identity is the director of this general hospital, such a strange sight might seem like a model for a doctor who devotes himself to his duty even after giving up the holidays.
However, even those who think that way will realize that they are mistaken after looking into the director’s monitor.
Tiriririririric… !
The monitor displayed nearly 3 days worth of medical records–the symptoms and records of thousands of patients treated by this vast hospital, regardless of medical field, at high speed, and then deleted them repeatedly.
A speed that humans take for granted and that computers cannot interpret.
However, the director was able to see all the medical records at that speed and discern the sense of incongruity.
Ugh… On the USB plugged into the body, a pattern that could only be seen as an unpleasant hobby shone like an LED lamp. It is a very cheap color, but it is by no means the light emission of electric signals.
It was magic
In response to the information society, it was developed by the director himself, and is a magic for use in crime.
“… Ohhh?”
It was then. His eyes, which seemed to be digesting the sluggish work, stood out.
“This… Amazing Are there any humans with such strong mana resistance in this day and age?”
What he was looking at was the ultrasound picture of the woman he had been examined today.
What was so amazing about black-and-white paintings that even a specialist could not tell the problem? The director put on the bridge of his nose glasses with intaglios carved into the frame of his glasses.
The ultrasound picture seen through the glasses revealed a mana pattern that was so dark that it could not be seen in normal mothers. It’s so subtle that you can’t even notice it unless you’re a wizard at the level of the director.
“It must be worth getting your hands on.”
Shall we disguise it as a medical accident and steal it like we always do?
Sound unusable. To do so, the opponent’s entire picture is uncertain.
A male police officer who came in with a shinbone fracture just a month ago was stolen under the guise of a death on duty. It was not good that the cycle of crime was shortened. Because it leaves a doubt.
It’s a shame to wait a few years.
This woman is worth getting her hands on as she goes through her bunch.
It is not a subject to roll in the ledger line. It was appropriate for her to tell the story to her upper-level staff, who may be operating in England. The director transferred the medical records to USB.
“By the way, you’re a mother with a very unique name.”
Uncommon name. It must be a pseudonym or a different origin.
Could it have come from a secret society in Europe? I also had to know her whole picture.
Chairman, you don’t have the heart to spend unproductive waste like an all-out war with those nasty wizards.
“Heh heh, it would be nice if this woman met the president’s standards… “
It was when the director muttered uncharacteristically.
“Director? Are you here?”
─Suddenly! A young doctor entered the office with the lights off.
The director’s eyes turned into snakes for an instant, then returned to a benevolent smile.
“Look, Professor Park. What if I enter someone else’s office without knocking?”
“Oh, big. Ahaha. Sorry. The lights are off, but I can hear your voice.”
“Isn’t the electricity bill all money? It’s eyes that won’t get any worse when you’re old, so you should save money in places like this. So, you mean you opened the door just by listening to my own words?”
─Click. The director closed the medical record window unnoticed. The young doctor smiled shyly.
“No. Well, actually, there are a few rumors going around in the park these days.”
“Haha. What kind of rumor is it?”
“Big, big. That… Rumor has it that discharged patients suffer strangely unfortunate accidents.”
“An unfortunate accident.”
The director’s smile deepened, but the young doctor’s lively reasoning did not stop.
“It’s a conspiracy theory, so to speak. There are rumors that some criminal organization hacked the director’s PC and secretly kidnapped lonely people without family, critically ill patients who couldn’t live for several more years, patients with rare diseases or patients with healthy organs.”
“That’s a difficult rumor to talk about in front of the hospital director. I just couldn’t hear it in my ears. Can you tell me a little more?”
“Yes? Big. Hehe. All right.”
Was it an attempt to improve the voice? The young doctor said while clearing his throat.
“Strangely, there are many accidents involving patients at this hospital, so it seems that rumors like this have arisen. Why is that, didn’t someone from the Ministry of Food and Drug Safety come in last time because there were a lot of patients who committed suicide after being discharged from the hospital?”
“It was very unpleasant. Still, it didn’t end smoothly thanks to people’s usual kindness.”
“So it’s a conspiracy theory. Seriously, some detective even gave me a business card.”
“Business card?”
“This is it.”
The young doctor pulled out the business card of a detective from the National Police Agency.
The flushed expression was as if he had become the main character in a crime movie.
“I heard that I came out of the Criminal Division, but I came out to investigate after a junior colleague died in his job. It’s funny, right? I was wondering if I should report this to the media or lodge a complaint and protest—”
“There is nothing like that. I’ll handle it on my line.”
─Quack!! The director’s hand gripped the young doctor’s neck.
It was a grip uncharacteristic of an old man in his 60s. A hooked hand tightened around the young doctor’s neck.
“Kuk, kuk!”
“Tsk. This is why those who only studied can’t do it because they don’t notice. With the brains of young people like this, does this country have a future?”
The director looked pitifully at the man who had trouble breathing and became contemplative.
“If you want to call out that detective, it’s better to use you as a stuffed toy. Rest assured. I am an artist by nature. If you replace your brain with wax, you will be smoother and wiser than when you were alive.”
The director was good at moving stuffed animals like people, as well as making living people look like corpses.
It was as if he was doing this to satisfy his ugly hobby of processing the human body.
The director’s hand, which strangled him, gained more strength.
─Duduk!
And before long, the head of the doctor who had been talking about his thoughts in excitement until the very moment fell to the floor.
A neck that rolls across the floor without splattering a single drop of blood.
Unable to understand why he died, he picks up his head and reads the memories contained therein. To see which bastard has bared its teeth at them.
“Kuhhhhh…”
The man, whose identity as a wizard is more prevalent than a doctor’s, straightened his tie and smiled, dialing a number that was different from any country code on his untraceable phone.
While the signal was going, the wizard who disguised his identity again displayed the medical record on the monitor. His eyes were even colder.
“President. It looks like I caught a big fish.”
The mother’s name was Francesca Eitrinen.
