Chapter 99 – Welcome to Golem Trouble (1)
After breakfast and gearing up, we went to the guild.
Our cockpit in Heysbent, the Audumla Guild, was a small building that was at most 20 pyeong. Hi and fuck. A manpower office in a rural village without a subway is probably bigger than this.
“This is the Adventurer’s Guild☆! This is my first time coming here in person♡!”
Ralilura shouted with high tension. He said he had no particular interest in adventurers, but he followed the news of the golem raid saying he was concerned.
“Aha♡! There are so many people, I can’t go in!”
As the saying goes, the narrow building of Kaksodumla was made of bean sprouts.
After hearing the news, adventurers belonging to the Auduumla Guild gathered in this narrow building.
However, the attention of the adventurers was also attracted to Lari Lura who said so. She was obviously the ace of the city’s famous circus, and that was to be expected since she roamed around.
─Kiik. Thud.
Or maybe it’s because of that otherworldly Hulk Joker.
“Hey. He’d better stay at home. Doesn’t it seem like it’s drawing a lot of attention?”
“Ah! I’m sorry~ But the ransom of this child is high. Where should I leave it, I haven’t found an inn yet!”
At my words, Lalilura pulled the mana thread tight.
Lingling also followed Lari Lula’s manipulations and crouched down as if wounded. But I was so scared that I didn’t feel sorry for him.
Fran said while looking at Lingling No. 3 like that.
“This is a bit harsh, but it sure looks expensive.”
“Is that so? This Lingling No. 3 was given as a farewell gift from the director, but there is a rumor that she originally made it by saving money to use when the circus needed force suppression!”
“You mean a combat puppet? It might be the best ransom among us.”
I said. That other world Hulk Joker guy, even if he doesn’t go to 20 Nord, he might be able to take 10-15 Nord.
By the way, it’s a simple gift that the manufacturing cost would have been quite broken. Alexandra and the circus performers pretended not to be, but they must be very concerned about Lalilura’s safety.
Does it feel like sending her daughter-in-law on a self-discovery journey? That’s what she was worried about.
Rari Lura must have felt the circus members’ worries, and her eyes were full of warmth as she looked at Lingling No. 3.
Anyway, it attracted attention, but there was no space to enter the narrow building. Even while I was doing this now, people were flocking to me, so I couldn’t find a seat.
“It must have come at an ambiguous timing.”
Said Fran. It’s a great sympathy She feels like the stock market, where ants flock after hearing that stocks are good.
It wasn’t the golems that were rushing in, but the swarm of ants. They say that if you can see a bunch of ants, get out of that stock.
“Ugh!! Aagh!! Hey everyone!! Step out of the way for a moment!”
At that time, there was one receptionist who struggled to get out of the bean sprouts siru guild.
“Note, attention!! Adventurers of Audumla Guild!! Please pay attention!!”
Having achieved childbirth at the end of the pain, like a suffocation patient, she spoke with determination as if calling out to stop the fight. What? Has our guild finally been delisted? Is it the end of Audumla Guild service?
“I will give you information about the Sargadis Golem raid that was reported the other day!! Adventurers who have visited today to learn about this story, please pay attention to me!!”
“Five.”
It’s honey. To be able to hear the news without breaking through the crowd. ─Noisily! The gathered adventurers also drew attention to those words.
“Honey!! Let’s hear what happened!”
“Exactly!! They said the golems attacked!! What happened to Sargadis?!”
“Everyone, take it easy!! Sargadis is safe!!”
As the adventurers raised their blood and shouted, the receptionist also shouted, “My throat is about to burst.” The receptionist’s voice was very loud, as if he had been selected for the size of his voice.
“There were hundreds of golems, but only a few of them attacked the city!! As a result of investigation by the guilds of Sargadis, it is believed to have occurred spontaneously or poured out from the remains of an ancient civilization!”
“Isn’t it dangerous if it’s the remains of an ancient civilization?!”
One of the adventurers exclaimed.
That’s right. The golems that crawled out of the ancient ruins would never be sane. Especially if it’s a high-end item that remains and moves until this era.
But I know There are usually very few such cases.
“No! It is not a golem created in an ancient civilization, but an elemental golem created over the years in a buried room!!”
“An elemental golem?”
Fran muttered as if she didn’t understand. Ralilura, who pricked up her ears, explained in my place.
“Such a naturally occurring golem☆! It is a golem created without human hands!”
“If mana is stored in the soil and it doesn’t become a rare metal due to lack of pressure, it’s easy to become an elemental golem. In a case like this, you’ll end up with the dirt golems I mentioned before.”
I said I added the content. Fran raised her finger as if something came to mind in our explanation.
“Oh, I’ve heard of it! I heard that even in Nidavellir, dirt golems often appear in the mines! That’s what it was.”
“I didn’t even know the detailed principle! Aha♡, seniors are really smart too!”
“Hehe. Even if I paint my face with gold, nothing comes out.”
Hearing us talk, the male adventurers around me clicked their tongues or glared at me.
“Tsk!”
“Chit.”
They stole it and I don’t know why they’re doing it. Did I look like a two-legged harem boy? I’m a wholesome, different world bnamchung with only one girlfriend yet.
When I sent them a puzzled look, they hurriedly lowered their eyes. It’s good that the plate is well hidden so you can’t see it. It would have been a 100% fight if it was discovered that he was an asshole.
“—So, in Sargadis, a temporary guild union has been established under the lord’s command!”
The receptionist paid attention to the noise and noise around him and spoke only what he had to say quickly.
“A total of 6 guilds, including 3 adventurers guilds, wizards guilds, and hunters guilds, are cooperating with the guards to pay off and protect Sargadis!! The guilds in Haysbent are also requesting assistance, so if you are interested, please voluntarily participate!!”
“How can I participate!”
“The earth golems that have occurred have cores!! If you collect it and bring it to the guild, we will pay you the performance and reward!!”
The receptionist answered the female adventurer’s question. The core is the heart and weakness shared by most autonomous golems. Even naturally occurring earth golems might have them.
‘Core.’
Come to think of it, I think this event deserves my participation too.
I remembered the enchantment book I had rooted from Anasis. I haven’t even read page 3 yet, but I have a rough idea of what it’s about. A book about enchanted magic items.
Also, materials containing mana are always used to create magic items.
For example, if you are going to make a mask with runes engraved on it, you have to use a special alchemical solution or powder containing mana as the dye for the runes.
“As it is a naturally occurring golem, the danger is proportional to the core!! The size of the earth golem’s core directly leads to the size of its body, so guess the strength of the enemy and defeat it!!”
“You didn’t tell me about the most important pay!!”
“Payment is paid according to the weight of the core!! Cores that can be used as magic materials are sold at a high price, so please participate enthusiastically!!”
Listening to the exchange of shouts, we obtained general information about the main habitats of the golems.
As for the strength, I’m assuming that it’s the minimum Agtag and the maximum Silver.
Silver class golems are huge and slow, so if you don’t attack them recklessly, you’ll be fine. Fortunately, it’s a non-preemptive boss mob, so there won’t be any chance of being hit and fried while eating.
“Shall we go too?”
Fran said, peering out of the wall. Sargadis seemed worried.
“Sargadis won’t worry. Naturally occurring golems have no uniformity in movement. It’s not like I’m eating anything.”
“What? I heard that there are quite a few cases of raiding villages!”
Rari Lura asked, raising her hand like a student asking a question. Lingling don’t move until number 3 Yonsuk-ah. People passing by are surprised.
“The reason why golems attack human habitation is because wild golems have a habit of filling their bodies with stones or soil. Beggars led by stone walls. There are also stones containing mana in places like the wizard guild.”
“They flock to the wall? But why isn’t it dangerous?”
“Golems don’t have the intelligence to cross a moat.”
If they come rushing in and fall into the moat, everything is OK as long as Geotta uses magic or spearing to get them out.
If I had to point out a downside, would it be that the moat gets clogged when the golem rummages and returns to the soil? Still, this drainage work, unlimited refills will be a work for the youngsters in the fall.
Haha. Savage deep sea tier bastards. Drainage work (you have to load it on a sack and climb the moat with a ladder) Do you like the taste?
“Shall we avoid the place where there are hundreds of earth golems and catch only the fallen golems on the rim? If it’s a natural golem’s core, it should be more than enough to use for enchantment magic practice this time.”
“Enchantment magic♡! Crown Crown-sama’s book!!”
Larry Lura blew her heart out as she put her hands together.
“Senior, senpai!! How was it?! What was that book about?!”
“I haven’t read it yet.”
“What?! I got it at best, but why?! That means losing half of your life!!”
“I will go on until I lose all my life. Don’t dry it.”
Looking at Fran while talking bullshit, he seemed to agree with me. Ah, it didn’t mean that I agreed to stay alive, it meant that I was going to go on a golem hunting journey.
“Larilura? We’ll go catch the golem. What about you?”
“Um~.”
Lalilura twists her head at my words.
Then he said:
“I’ll go too☆! It’s good to earn while you can earn♥! It’s hard to stay in one city and make a living doing only performances!”
“Good idea.”
Whether it’s a bard or a circus, the longer you stay in the same city, the less money you make.
It’s because only die-hard fans pay to watch the same show over and over again. So, there are many performing artists who cruise.
I said while gripping the handle of the sword.
“Let’s go. All you have to do is pick up a few cores to use as ingredients.”
I was going to take a break for a while, but it’s a pumpkin that rolled into my feet.
Let’s kick it, scrape only the contents, and come back.
***
“You can really talk to animals.”
As I came out of the castle and turned on the bio-drone system, Lalilura stuck out her tongue and said. I answered after sharing the sound of my heart with the square-headed snake.
“It’s hometown magic. There is no guarantee that the conversation will work just because you can speak.”
“Is that great enough? You seem like you were born for the circus, senpai♡!”
“You want me to be an animal trainer? Cheek. Quit it. Not my taste.”
In the past, while raising hamsters in an elementary school classroom, the memories of killing each other after eating them are still vivid in my eyes.
Animals are life partners that are easier to say goodbye to than human friends. It would be difficult to train an animal partner enough to work together as an adventurer.
“Tweet!! (Sex!!)”
The sparrow, which ate wheat to the point of bursting its stomach, guided our party while appealing to its estrous season.
In the meadow between Sargadis and Haysbent, I saw a group of golems hardened like stones. When I counted, there were 10 of them. Gathering in the same place and taking a nap?
I clicked my tongue while examining their texture.
“Patience. It’s a mud golem.”
Golems weren’t just dirt, they were mud.
I know from my experience, but among the golems, the ones made of ordinary earth are the most comfortable to deal with. Because it was easy to break and soft.
On the other hand, mud is just as troublesome as steel.
Mud is difficult to damage even with a sword or hammer. Even if you try to aim for the core, mud gets in the way.
The level of difficulty is comparable to stabbing and killing crabs hidden in the mud with a harpoon!
“This fucking different world Boryeong Mud Festival!!”
I don’t like to struggle with mud covering my sword and body. I thought so, but the other two seemed to disagree.
“If it’s mud, you won’t be seriously hurt even if you get hit.”
“Because it moves too slowly. Fran sister, senior? Just be careful not to get buried and suffocate☆!”
Party women preparing for battle.
Hmm. Is there such a way of thinking? Well, if I had to choose between getting dirty and hurting myself, I would also choose to wear a golem skin pack.
Golem Cream, not Snail Cream! Will it work? If there is, I want to apply it to Fran’s palms, which tend to get rough.
“Ah.”
As I thought so, I realized the difference between the hands I had before and now.
“Khehehe.”
Yes. The me of the days when I was a slave to a desk-bitten graduate student and the me of now are different. It’s literally about a master’s degree (getting a job) and a master’s degree (getting drunk)!
‘Come out, my Ice Flame Dragon who was pushed and sealed by the fire fist.’
Crossing both hands, he chanted an incantation.
“〈 Freezing Hand〉.”
─Break!!
It made a thrilling sound just by listening to it, and my hands were stained blue. I declared as I raised my arms and spread them out in a Y shape.
“Magic Kid Masuri, Nord.”
Advent.
