Chapter 646 – Oh My Fairy (9)
─Boom! Humming!
The sweat shed in the morning is the start of a sun-avoided day.
If you unwind your tired body with stretching and squeeze your muscles hard, you even get a feeling that today will be a wonderful day even though nothing special has happened. It is the start of a day suitable for macho.
The only downside is that when you wake up and train with an unwashed body, you feel a little queasy.
That said, washing before and after training is a bit much, so I can’t help it.
“Whoa…”
As if he was repeating the meaning of Cho-shik while pushing his muscles, he performed the repeated movements slowly.
There is no need for distractions in the brain. It is to apply concentration to each muscle fiber in my body in a state of no-nothingness. The energy of Mana, which obeys my mind, makes its concentration tangible.
The equipment is a stone spear that transforms a rooted rock into magic.
Repeat 2 times slowly, repeating each herb.
─Papa papa papang!!!!
And, as if to repay that harmony, I spread out my herbivore at the maximum speed my muscles allow. The spear-beaten air burst out and shook the air.
The herbivores spread in the air were all powerful enough to rival Ashcat’s attack when he finished it off. If you didn’t squeeze that much strength, it wouldn’t even be called training.
“Puuuuu…”
Take a deep breath again as you finish one set.
The stronger the strength, the harder it is to iron.
Swinging a 1-ton barbell like a pirate with three swords is realistically cheap, and it’s hard to find weight that can tear my muscle fibers.
So it’s not the body that overworks it, it’s the mana.
If I follow the mana-enhanced movements, it will damage my physical strength, which is fine even if I miss a few days. Wouldn’t it be more efficient to use a basket rather than a spoon to empty the bathtub?
─Papa papa papang!!!!
Mastery 2 repetitions. 1 power attack.
A set of 3 repetitions like that.
I put all my strength and mental strength into the rock spear, and after repeating the training method I had personally conceived for the 10th set, my body was covered with sweat from head to toe.
“Yes?”
Then I felt some stares and stopped training.
Then, from the window of the room on the second floor, I was able to spot a sleepy-eyed woman looking down at the front yard where I was, and the spear spirit held in her arms.
“Hello. Did you wake up because of me?”
You probably didn’t see it from the beginning, did you wake up to the sound of my spear?
… Dory dory. Nefertiti just shook her head as if it wasn’t like that.
Apparently, she had low blood pressure in the morning.
“… …”
But contrary to my mother (her maiden), the spear spirit glared at me with worldly eyes.
‘Cover. I thought it would get better with a night’s sleep.’
Isn’t that rather aggravating? Until yesterday, I was in the mode of avoiding my eyes or ‘I’m pouting’, but today, if I reach out my hand, I think I’ll bite at least.
Thinking that far, I closed the window at the approaching footsteps. There are many customers since morning.
“Good morning. Oh, by any chance, I haven’t finished training yet, so you came to visit me?”
The visitor was Olaf. I forgot what my real name was, so I think I’ll have to secretly ask my wives sooner or later. I shuddered, wiping my sweat.
“It was just about to end. Were you waiting until the end?”
『It’s not polite to peek at the training that contains the essence of a master’s skill. After listening to the sound, I took a quick look at the nearby scenery.”
“Aha. Anyway, welcome. Did you get a call from your home country?”
When I asked, thinking that the situation might not have ended already, Anina wondered if it was different. Olaf waved his hands as if he had to do that.
“It is not so. It was just news that it would be sorted out within a week.”
“One week? It’s pretty fast.”
“Because I also spent time coming to Silly Court.”
Right.
I’m not sure if that’s good news or bad news, considering the Spear Spirit. Right now, this Olaf seems to have a strange idea when he finds a spear spirit peeping out of the window.
“Come to think of it, there was something I wanted to ask you.”
I changed the subject before Olaf got his weird guess.
『… Are you asking me to tell you about divination?”
“Yes.”
To be honest, if there is a main character who can’t use point blood in a world where point blood is present, come out. Humanly, even if you can’t eat this, it’s good.
‘There’s nothing wrong with having a lot of licenses, right?’
It’s a pity that we only play too much.
Wouldn’t it be nice to take the JLPT, or point blood test ability test level 1, by using the spare time? It seems to be fine if you use it to the fullest without side effects.
『Is it difficult to pass it on to outsiders?』
“Nope. The martial arts researchers in Tatarnia won’t say anything if you tell Nord-sama. But it’s complicated to explain in words, so I’ll write it down and bring it to you.”
“Writing? Are you okay? It seems like it will take a lot of work… 』
“Don’t worry. Even if I am like this, I have some literacy in writing.”
He says so, but I’m not going to force myself. I thanked him as he left. One more ability to learn in the last few days.
After letting Olaf go, Nefertiti and the Spear Spirit came down from the second floor this time. To be precise, it was the appearance that she followed the spirit that went down alone.
Do-do-do-!
The Spear Spirit came running with loud footsteps.
What? Seeing that her eyes are sweet pumpkins, I don’t think it’s a favor.
“… Why?”
“It.”
“This?”
What the spirit pointed out with its fern-like finger.
It was none other than a stone spear. The spirit looked at me with his palms spread wide and said ‘please’, and I handed over the spear while twisting my head.
It must be heavy, but I didn’t have to question whether it was okay or not.
“Huh!”
Fall out… Kwadeuk!
The spirit of the spear couldn’t easily lift a stone spear that weighed 10 kg more, and even cut the spear in half like a can of millet.
─Passes.
Scattering stone fragments! I gaped.
“Meme?”
Honestly, it doesn’t really matter if it breaks or not, but why break a window that is fine?
The Spear Spirit puts a finger on me with a gaping mouth! Pointed
“Flirt!”
“Teeeeeng… !!!”
An unexpected blow that came without any warning… !!
It was a fatal blow. I held on to my bitter heart as if I had been beaten to the stomach.
Yes, that’s right My wives understood me from the beginning and loved me, but I, Kang Buk-ho, was a true playboy without any room for argument.
Maybe that’s what being the heir of the storm god meant?
The god of the storm is, in other words, the god of the wind.
Isn’t that why I’m doing my duty as the successor of the wind god?
Isn’t it my duty as a Z-Hero to spread a lot of Saiyan genes and become a ‘Hongik Human’ in another world? Rather, am I not the kind of gentle woman who doesn’t attack all women?
Britain, a symbol of imperialism, is also a country of gentlemen, and I am a gentleman. This is something even the British royal family should acknowledge. Do you think I like that idea?
But damn, if it’s the heavenly god of infidelity, it’s definitely Zeus.
“Playboy, playboy, playboy——!!”
The spear spirit cried out and fired another shot before running away.
What are you crying about? It’s me who wants to cry Years like Hercules rhizomes in late autumn.
“Ah… !”
Nefertiti followed the spirit and sent the little boy to his room, devastated. A hand outstretched without strength is pitiful. Why is my conscience pricked?
“… Did you sleep well?”
Nefertiti, who was sullen, thought it would be okay since the spirit hadn’t gone anywhere, he asked in a weak voice. I scratched my cheek.
“I slept well. What about Nefertiti?”
“I also. After a long time, I had a nice dream.”
Nefertiti puts her hand on her chest as if it’s cozy.
Her eyes curled round like a person trying to hold on to the joy that is hard to express in words. Although it was a minor change that was not noticeable.
Then she looked at me as if she had just remembered.
“… Can I ask you a question?”
“Yeah. Please feel free to ask without permission from now on. Something?”
“Hey, what should I call you?”
“… Well.”
As I said before, that was a problem I was thinking about.
Did my flimsy reaction become a substitute for an answer?
Nefertiti groaned and continued the story.
“The name I used to call it when it was a weapon… ?”
“I didn’t give it a name.”
Nefertiti peering into my face. It’s like looking at a really ugly father. No! So why do I have to break a cold sweat down my back!
“… I don’t name weapons either, but I think he needs them.”
“I have nothing to say. It is my fault.”
“… Oh I’m not trying to force you, but…”
He brought her out, and when I lowered my head slightly, it was Nefertiti who was flustered.
I smiled at her like I didn’t care about her, and made her impression inside her.
The name was important. Because it is indispensable to distinguish between ‘I’ and ‘others’.
Not to mention, Yerna didn’t even give me a name.
‘… Such a bitter thing?’
Come to think of it, is that so?
Even in that old year—whatever it was—I gave slaves proper names, but I didn’t give my weapon a decent name!
‘I’m worse than Yerna?’
Absolutely not.
My expression became serious. This awkwardness. It was unpleasant, hard to say. It’s that uncomfortable feeling, like someone who flossed for the first time and noticed a foreign object stuck between their teeth.
“… It’s an issue that can’t be ignored. Let’s go fix it right away.”
“Uh?”
I tugged at Nefertiti’s hand, letting the blank reply go through one ear. The mighty arm that grabbed and bound even a rock the size of an apartment building with a whip dragged helplessly as if it had become a reed.
─Smart, smart. I knock on the door where the window spirit is.
“Go in.”
No answer. I asked 2 more times, but there was still no response, so I just opened it.
─Glance. I saw a spirit hiding behind the bed railing and spying on me. Every real action was like a child, and it wasn’t that my wives or Nefertiti’s reaction was incomprehensible.
I cleared my throat once and said.
“… Shall I give you your name?”
“… Name?”
“Yes. Let’s think together.”
The face of the spear spirit clearly brightened as he meditated on the meaning of the words.
“Really? Really?!”
Could this really be the correct answer?
Feeling the Spirit’s mood melt away like snow, I affirmed again.
“Yes, yes. Really.”
“… Wow!! Dad, the best!!”
Do-do-do-! The spirit came running like a buffalo and hugged me like a cicada clinging to my head.
Yes fuck, what does dad do. I am your baby
Now I just need to reveal that I am an adopted child. I supported the waist with the remaining breast meat and hugged the spirit. The spear spirit smiled broadly and rubbed its cheek against my chin.
“Ehe♡ Dad, your chin is rough!”
“I didn’t shave because it was morning.”
“Shave? Then, then! I’ll do it for you!”
“Save me.”
Seeing this guy try to assassinate me, I’m still less angry. When I smiled wryly, the spirit, who had been laughing happily, suddenly tilted its head.
“By the way, Dad. Why is mom like that?”
“Your mother?”
It was me who suddenly noticed that the hand I was holding was as hot as a ball of fire.
Turn 180 degrees while holding the spirit.
“… Whoa…”
Nefertiti looked at me with an expressionless expression, not even moving an eyebrow.
Aside from the fact that his face had turned red like a red beet, it could be said that he was expressionless.
“Your face isn’t hot?”
“It’s hot… Dizzy…”
Nefertiti licks her lips. It’s like an Android with a broken cooler.
─Stupid.
Her bare feet in sandals wriggled in her arms, unable to control her emotions.
What is this lady, she is suddenly cute and crazy.
“Mom mom.”
Seeing that as a child, the spirit of her spear waved her hand.
I looked up to see what it meant, but Nefertiti opened her arms as if she understood the sign. Ahang. She meant to hug him. I tried to entrust her elemental to her.
“Oh! No!!”
“Kek.”
The startled spirit hugged me as if tightening my neck. No, when you can talk, why go into action without going through your brain? I can’t understand the thinking circuits of children.
“Daughter. If you’re like that, Nepe… How could your mother know you?”
“Ilke! You can do it all!”
My daughter who wraps around my neck and waves like Tarzan.
Hmmm. The daughter-in-law of this house is a typical type who uses expressions that only she understands.
Company bosses and day-use factory managers who end more than half of their instructions with ‘fuck’, ‘dick’, and ‘get it?’ Are in fact more childlike than anyone else.
-What is he talking about?
I looked for help, and Nefertiti shook her shoulders slightly.
“… Don’t move.”
“Yes?”
“Stay still. Never.”
She murmured softly so that I could hear her, and I hugged her.
No Can she see that she also embraced the spirit that I embraced? Looking at the smile of the little girl who smiles as if she is satisfied, it seems that this is what the word ‘Ilke Ilke’ meant.
And of course, she and I became attached to each other, leaving one of her daughters in our arms.
Do spirits even have hearts?
Like a child with a philosophical question, it was resolved with a small beating sound transmitted through a high body temperature. Her daughter-in-law buried her face in her mother’s breast, seemingly blissfully.
Kongdak, Kongdak…
“… …”
Me and her met her eyes in the breathy distance like a married couple holding her child together.
Her lips opened softly.
“… I am a little strange.”
It was a hesitant eye. I shook my head.
“No, not at all.”
“… Yes?”
The hand of Nefertiti who embraced me got caught.
Width… She buried her shoulder in her mine.
“Then, I’m glad.”
I stroked her hair with my free hand.
Look at it It’s a good day too.
