Chapter 611 – Ungi Breakfast, Chaeyang Boeum (10)
Although I asked Hotulusil about the simbeop, in fact, I had no intention of learning any other breathing method other than Golden Sun’s breathing.
Of course, it’s not that I’m old and hard-headed enough to be hesitant to learn something new.
If you say such a thing to the subject who is still in his 20s, even if he is in the first place of age, he will be criticized generously. I don’t feel like testing the bizarre folk belief that the more I get insulted, the longer I live.
But even so, it’s hard to think that it’s right to dig a new well now.
‘If I want to increase the amount of mana, I will use Wolfheddin’s power.’
Is there any reason to go back so far? It is said that the way back is a shortcut, but the priority was to stabilize the situation around me before finding a shortcut.
Therefore, my wives and I returned after enjoying a pleasant picnic in a place with a nice view.
“… Hing.”
Looking at it, our Fran seemed to be secretly expecting outdoor play, but it was still chilly, so we ended it with a healthy date. Except for the fact that he had two wives, it was a picnic that could have been put on a public service announcement.
After finishing the day like that, my family gathered at the table, each doing his or her own work.
On the way back, I went to ask Nefertiti for a meal.
However, as soon as our fourth dimension lady noticed my visit, she ran away through the window of the inn room. Thanks to that, I ended up buying a few pounds of alcohol and meat from Dorca.
“Dana! Lalilura! The rice is ready!”
I called my wives while wiping my hands.
Fran was busy teaching the valquiries, who couldn’t do kitchen work, how to hold kitchen knives, but somehow, with the help of me +@, they prepared a generous meal for six people.
“Hey, Juji thug. What else is this deep-sea fish risotto?”
“Stir-fried animal carcass pasta.”
“Pasta sucks, I can’t see the noodles. Did you summon it from the Niflheim ice cap and set it on a plate? It looks so damn scary that I’m going to dream about it tonight.”
“That’s what Veronica made.”
“Actually, I can’t eat it because I don’t have animal corpses.”
“I’m here, let’s grab some.”
“No, that’s not it, damn it! Aren’t you going to put that fuck away?!”
“Did you hear that, Veronica? They say your cooking is like fuckin’ eyes!”
“I beg you, please shut up…”
Veronica, who challenged herself to go beyond eating and cook herself, was frustrated after being hit with spam.
It is human psychology that once you get used to consumption, you turn your eyes to supply and creation, but originally, the first creation does not go the way you think. Isn’t that why life is fun?
“Let go, let go, Fran! Because I’m done! I won’t die even if I go hungry for one meal!”
“I know you’re busy with research, but there’s nothing to rush about by skipping meals. Then throw away your health.”
Fran dragged Tirsi, who had been absorbed in her studies in the unpacked room, and seated her at the table. Momentary inspiration is important in research, but I agree with the saying that starving is not good.
“I will eat well~♡”
Starting with Ralilura’s bright greeting, the meal time began.
The menu is rich enough thanks to her husband Nome’s business graph trending upward. There was high-quality melted cheese and fluffy bread, as well as large bird meat and braised pork.
In the food culture of another world, it is normal to eat everything as it is set on the table.
Wealthy families sometimes give leftovers to their servants, but Valkyrie, our robot handmaid, doesn’t need to eat. Whatever she leaves behind is thrown away.
Of course, that wouldn’t happen as long as Veronica was there.
“Ah~ cancer.”
─It’s hot.
Veronica happily bites down on meat. She was a guy who had a knack for eating delicious food. If she makes a mukbang streamer, even one million subscribers won’t be a dream.
‘Because I’m making more money, I can afford a place like this.’
When she was in high school, she ate at a friend’s house with a silver spoon. At that time, she felt reminded of the gap in the standard of living.
Yeah fuck, what’s the point of earning money? Stequisa muyaze.
While watching Veronica and applying her seasoning to the bread, Fran suddenly asked anxiously.
“Why, Nor? It doesn’t taste good… ?”
“Yes? No, it’s not like that.”
It’s just that I just wanted to eat rice while listening to the stories of Eastern countries today.
Could it be that I’m suffering from homesickness that I’ve endured well for four years?
It’s a desire that can be solved in Shade’s dream without going far, but in reality, I want to eat fried rice with cheese poured into this spicy sauce.
No matter how real it is, a dream is not a dream.
Dreams cannot completely replace reality.
VR games cannot replace the desires of reality, and running a lottery simulator does not mean that you will not lose your mind to spend on mobile games.
‘Did I get a reverse horse?’
I burst out laughing. Of course, it was a desire that was enough to endure, so I was able to quickly capture it and put it in. Dana looked at me and giggled.
“When a rising star gets full. Wasn’t the meal at that luxurious inn delicious?”
“Dasi, stop talking and eat. They say that home-cooked meals and expensive dining out have different charms. Our cooking skills won’t go anywhere.”
“Oh, fuck! Mr. Roh, if I put something like that deep-sea fish spongy in my rice bowl one more time, can I really lose it?!”
“Can you stop calling me by my first name?”
Our Noh clan was cursed to be unable to shorten their names. In a sense, it’s a curse that’s worse than the curse of the Old Gods on the Bicorn Gods.
“Dana, Dana. Don’t you feel sorry for this animal carcass pasta that is cooling down on the table? This way he will become a fossil.”
“Don’t give a damn. Even Veronica herself won’t touch it, so why is there so much poison in my mouth that I can shove it into my mouth? Is it an assassination attempt? Don’t you think Dr. TO will be empty if I search?”
Evil! It’s rotten, it’s the same pattern as masters, but that counterattack always hurts so much. It was so fucked up that I shed tears like chicken droppings.
“Damn it, I told you not to keep talking about Dr. What will happen to my dissertation and donation? What should I do if Mana-sama becomes a ninja?”
“I’ll send it to you sometime tomorrow. It’s a thesis that will save my husband’s life, but I’m going to go really fast.”
Dana laughed mischievously as her forage husband burst into hot tears and tickled my feet with her legs under her table.
Mmm. The table is quite large, but it is easy to reach because it has long legs. Tyrsi nodded her head as he absentmindedly cut her meat, as if trying to organize her thoughts.
“It’s nice that the dining table is friendly.”
She seemed to be speaking from the bottom of her heart and she was kind of funny.
***
“I’ll teach the Valkyries to wash the dishes☆!”
Saying that, Lalilura went to wash the dishes, and my family digested what we ate for a while and then got together again.
“Is it 『Symbeop』? People from beyond the wilderness also remembered the strange training.”
This was Tyrsi’s opinion after reading my explanations and notes. I said in deep sympathy.
“That’s right. Ah, from Hotulusil, I learned a simple 『Simbeop』 Common in the East. It didn’t seem like a high-level skill, but it seemed like the level of difficulty was high.”
“Uh? Didn’t you say it was hard to find?”
“It must be a minor copy. Technological advances are usually like that.”
Dana answered Fran’s question instead.
“But even if it’s like that, I can’t ask you to tell me about it, isn’t it nice to be a noble?”
“Well, yes. Can you feel the difference in power?”
I shrugged. This is the true taste of power. It’s to the point where I’m afraid of what to do if I get addicted to this stuff. Kuk, the mustache-Yeomryong sleeping on his right arm did what he wanted… !
“… This will be very useful.”
While I was suppressing the manifestation of the unique barrier Gulag of Siberia, Veronica’s eyes lit up while reading the notebook.
─Whispering. She shares telepathic communication with Tyrsi.
What’s wrong with you again? Is that the fright I felt the other day before returning from Narmer-Nile?
“My dear. Do you remember the fountain-shaped artifact you picked up?”
“Uh? The one that melts the mana around you into the water?”
It was one of the rewards that passed the ordeal of Thoth given by Sehetefibra in Niflheim. I rubbed my eyes and said.
“Didn’t you use that to self-develop the Valkyrie?”
“Yes, I tried to develop such magic. However, this is not as easy as it sounds.”
Maybe that was the research I was doing before eating. Tirshi, who was working on magic together, shook his head.
“Since it is a spell that contains mana in water, it seemed that it could not be used against Valkyries without a drop of liquid in their bodies. So I changed my usage.”
“Change? How?”
“Are living things inseparable from water? We set the direction of charging our mana with that magic and distributing it to the Valkyries.”
Veronica said, it is said that they succeeded in injecting mana from the surrounding air into the liquid inside the creature’s body.
“If you use this method, you can increase the mana recovery speed even without a mana potion.”
Since the number of magicians is doubled, the explanation speed has doubled. Tyrsi excitedly explained.
“However, there were difficulties with this study. The point is that the recovery speed is not as good as the mana potion. It’s natural. If mana in the air could be easily absorbed, why would a mana potion be created?”
“Are you saying that the development failed in the end?”
“It means that it takes too much time to improve. However, if that magic is combined with 『Simbeop』, It seems possible to use it as a substitute.”
─Tak! Veronica puts down the notepad.
Is it a combination? When I twisted her head into a corner, she chuckled and smiled.
“[Symbeop] Is a technique to increase the maximum amount of mana through training. And the
“What changes when you combine them?”
“Simply put, it becomes ‘a way to increase the amount of mana by drinking a liquid containing mana’.”
… In other words, is it like a stat-boosting item in the game?
In other words, it is a steroid without side effects. When we heard that, our faces brightened up.
“Then, does that mean that just drinking a mana potion will increase your mana barrel?”
“Ah, please. A potion is an alchemical solution. It is impossible to absorb it into the body.”
Oh, yes.
Obviously using all the potions as permanent doping was too much of a chewing technique. Things in the world aren’t that easy. When I was convinced, Fran asked.
“Then where do you absorb it?”
Veronica answered without a joke.
“It is semen.”
“… Swimming?”
“… Det?
We gape at her, and Veronica tries to stay proud, forcing her to keep a serious expression on her face. Tyrsi lowered her head, as if she couldn’t do that, and Dana widened her eyes.
“By the way, the originator is me~♡”
And Lalilura finished washing the dishes and shouted as she jumped out.
As we stared blankly at her, our junior put her hand on her waist.
“The day I came back from drinking with Mr. Oftum the other day, I slightly edited Veronica unnie’s research records! How about making a potion by adding a lot of mana to your semen?
You dude that’s an industrial spy.
God damn it, a potion of semen? What a terrible hybrid… No, I’m just waiting for the day Dana’s fake breast milk is opened.
“I just wrote down a few lines of my personal opinion!”
“Are you Tony Stark? Do you want to leave a few lines of text by the researcher’s bedside?”
Thanks to her rock ‘n’ roll opinion, Veronica received the revelation of whether she was an Extradamus or a Nostradamus, and made her husband’s nae-gong Hororok-un Qigong. Guaaaaagh! This is not martial arts!
I thought that far and blinked my eyes.
“… Det? Wait. Even if you’re right, my mana won’t increase with that Chaeyangboeum new skill? Rather, you guys are absorbing my mana, right?”
“Consumed mana is restored, so there is no problem. It’s like using mana to cast magic. Our mana is only increasing, and there is no harm to the master.”
“Ugh, uhm. Of course, it would be possible for Nord to mix with us and increase the amount of Mana.”
Frank, who was a bit hesitant, looked at her and said.
“… There. This is a bit like that, succubus”
“Ebebebe!! I can not hear!!”
As if trying to ignore the fact that it was a sexual magic recharging method, Tyrsi covered her ears. It’s not a day or two that sex and magic are closely related in another world.
‘It’s not the Great Law of Absorption, but it’s a kind of yin and yang combination room and Chinese medicine?’
Others cultivate good spirits while doing fortune-telling in nature, but we grow mana with infinite power by bumping into our flesh. Kitai friends who used to sit cross-legged and built up their inner strength would cough up blood.
Tirthy screamed, her earlobes red.
“It’s hard to imagine that all of us will have that magical aptitude, but it might be worth studying!!”
“If we can obtain a slightly higher level of 『Simbeop』, It will be possible to increase efficiency.”
Veronica said and half-opened her eyes.
“Ah, of course, it definitely does not mean that our master is going to the east. Safety comes first, no matter what.”
“… Rather, a certain madman heard that he was going to use the precious practice method passed down from generation to generation for sex training, and said, ‘Oh, then I should tell you’ and gave it to you?”
When her Dana asked as if she was not looking at her, Veronica averted her eyes.
“… That’s what I need to find out now.”
“Veronica… Did you know that you are the type to act without any countermeasures?”
“Hey, research is basically thinking with your head down! Dana, you know well, so what are you doing!”
“Well, I have nothing to say if I say that, but… “
When Dana licked her lips, Veronica looked at me and looked at me again. She was resolute, as if she would not listen to the answer of the father or mother.
“Did you understand? Take off everything from now on.”
Look at the power, fuck
It seems that our goddess is paying the nickname of bicorn for the first time.
***
Unfortunately, the process of collecting my semen was only a mouth-watering affair because it interfered with the research.
It wasn’t that I wasn’t in a particularly bad mood, so I went to bed quite satisfied. I can fill up my lack of refreshment by rolling around with other wives, but with my energy anyway, I’m pouring water into the bottomless pot.
However, in a way, it was fortunate that I went to bed early.
If the lights hadn’t been turned off at home, or if there had been a sign of work at night, the uninvited guests who came that night would surely have promised a later date.
“Hyung. (Wake up.)”
– Tuk-tuk.
I fell asleep and was awakened by Teresa’s cat punch. You didn’t have to ask me why I woke you up. It was because we had discussed it in such a way as to wake him up at some point.
The presence was faintly felt in a state of sleep, but since there was no hostility, he regarded it as a passer-by and paid no attention to it.
But when Theresa woke me, it meant that the android-animal drone system I had spread out over Sargadis had sounded an alarm.
There was no need to follow. It was because there was a CCTV in my front door, an ancient relic of Ulster that I had and rarely used.
I played the recorded video.
“… How are you?”
The screen on the wall showed strangers wandering around our house and then leaving.
If my eyes were not mistaken, the color of his skin was that of a sunburnt yellow race.
