Chapter 474 – Traces and Records (5)
I was dumbfounded for a moment by what Tyrsi said.
“Diagnosis… Yo?”
Would you still treat me after hearing my explanation?
Even a bastard like me was a man. In an instant, an obnoxious thought ran through my mind.
‘Good thoughts, good thoughts, good fucking thoughts…’
I suppressed my severe delusion by fully activating machoism, but a beautiful nurse—an alchemist—said that he would treat him for erectile dysfunction.
‘On the contrary, the one who endures that instinct is a real man.’
If you can’t stand it, you’re just a fucking beast.
Let’s leave aside the fact that one of my achievement titles includes the title of ‘King of Beasts’. Things get complicated
“Yeah. Even in Romania, there are relatively many patients who have been attacked by a black magician——a condition similar to that of Nord.”
“Okay. Is it because the warlocks are taking damage?”
“You know that. Yes. That’s why a 7-star wizard like me knows the solution. It’s a feeling of work.”
“Aha.”
I stopped sticking out my tongue.
Warlocks are people similar to terrorists in the first place.
Although each has a different purpose and it’s hard to put them together into one category, all of them are fuckers who will do whatever they can to live on their dicks!
‘
That’s why Narmer-Nile, the main victim of the bitches, is the most famous, but terrorists do not discriminate in any country.
In addition, there are frequent fights between the same warlocks.
Wouldn’t it be easier to understand if they were called gangsters rather than terrorists? Since
Anyway, even if it is not an international level terrorist group, there are crazy people who call themselves King Wangjjang and try to annihilate the politicians of the great powers.
Romania was used to cleaning up the poop of those pups.
“Understand. Then I beg you. Hehe. Is it free?”
“Whoops. If it was to get money, I wouldn’t have come.”
Tirthy answered with a chuckle.
Thank god. I was able to deal with it coolly and fun this time as well. Just like when she was asked to join a party a long time ago, she finished it without shaking her head, as if taking a shower with kimchi soup.
Derereren~♬! Women’s understanding has risen by 1!
You’ve grown up, Nord.
“I will procure the necessary items for the procedure. Since you drank the potion, you won’t have to worry about adding to the wound, but shouldn’t you waste your energy needlessly? You know?”
“Of course. I’m sorry. You should have asked me from the beginning.”
“I just wish it wasn’t too late. Then.”
Tirshi trotted out. I’m still not sure what kind of treatment it is, but seeing as she runs so fast, it seems that her heart is in a hurry. Lalilura looked at Tirsi with half-open eyes and said.
“… Senior?”
“I know what you’re trying to say, but it must be worrying for nothing.”
I smiled at Lalilura, who was twitching at my words, reassuring her.
“Isn’t Tircy also a former aristocratic lady? It’s because the area being examined is a bit strict, but it wouldn’t be much if he said it was medical treatment.”
“… I don’t think so.”
Lalilura muttered something suspicious, and I giggled, saying that I had a lot of worries.
But after about 20 minutes, I found out.
As a result, Lalilura’s judgment was correct.
Why did things happen that way? The reason was surprisingly simple.
There was a gap in perception between the native Romanians of the other world and the Yellow Saiyans from Earth that had not been bridged——it was none other than the difference in the word meaning derived from the word ‘nobleman’.
The ‘aristocrats’ that I, Z-Warrior and Earth Champion Kang Buk-ho know, are the ahem ahem Taliban based on Confucianism and Neo-Confucianism.
Or fantasy maidens who have chastity before marriage and even cause war.
But she was born and raised in Romania, Lari Lu, and she didn’t seem to think so at all.
When you think about it, it was natural.
Even in a different world, virginity is respected, but if the Puritan Taliban, who really have good manners, are the average of the “Aristocrats of another world,” Then polygamy and polygamy cannot be rampant.
“Let’s start.”
Tyrsi returned in the blink of an eye.
Despite the cold weather, the sweat on my neck clung to my hair. It seems that they prepared in a hurry.
─Charlang.
And Tirshi’s hand was wearing sanitary gloves and was holding a bottle containing a clear liquid like love gel.
He also has a book on his waist.
“… Start? What?”
Of course, I was mesmerized by Tirshi’s outfit, which looked like a nurse AV introduction, including the outfit. Even Lalilu, who was looking at them together, had almost the same expression.
Tirsi covered his face with a mask to the bottom of his eyes so that the color of his face could not be seen, but somehow he hesitated a little.
“… Please take off your clothes and lie down on the bed.”
Then, as if he had made up his mind, he spoke with a firm look that didn’t ask whether or not he had it, like a real medical worker.
“Oh, you don’t have to take off your underwear until halfway through. I’m going to give you a massage.”
“Take off your clothes?! What is a massage?!”
That stupid question came from Ralilura’s mouth, not mine.
That’s how it translates to my ears, but it’s an act that’s not common in another world, so it seems that it couldn’t be translated into the Britannian language called Lariru.
Tyrsi put down the bottle she had brought.
“I bought some holy water on the way. I’m going to spread this all over Nord’s body. It is to suppress the darkness and negative mana in the body while pressing firmly. Even that would be a temporary prescription.”
“Knead your body?! Taking off your clothes?!”
“Isn’t that one of the common coping methods in Romania?”
Tirshi pointed to the highly viscous liquid inside the bottle.
“I’m going to apply holy water with increased viscosity and give it a massage. It will be difficult to fully recover, but your physical condition will improve.”
“… Hmmm shit.”
I was at a loss for words to stop.
The national rule of pornography and pornography! Naked massage event!
‘But, Mr. Amy, isn’t this what men usually do to women?’
Why am I the victim?
Damn, if this was TS water, I saw it as a precursor to female corruption and got off the job long ago. If it was porn, it would have been femdom with a high probability, so I would have filtered it out even after looking at the cover in the first place.
“Now, wait a minute! Doesn’t that mean Tyrsi doesn’t have to do it?!”
─Break! Lalilura stood up in embarrassment.
Tirshi explained to my youngest wife, like a nurse explaining her need for surgery.
“Holy water with high purity mana is hard to find. So, I have to sprinkle normal holy water and pour mana, but fortunately, thanks to Nord, my mana has increased a lot, right?”
“Well, then… Then I’ll join you too! Is that okay?!”
“Yes, please help me. If it’s difficult for me to touch, Ms. Ralilura can massage it for me.”
Lari Lura shouted as if a fire had fallen on her feet. Tyrsi accepted as if she knew it, and she said.
Because of the mask that still covered her small face, her expression was difficult to see. Only her eyes were calm, but I couldn’t tell from that.
“Yeah! Okay! Of course you should!”
─Bung-Bung! She was a lari lura who had completely made up her mind. Her head banging is impressive.
‘But why doesn’t anyone ask for my opinion?’
I didn’t say a word that I would do it.
However, if you open your mouth now, you will only learn that there is a trend in the world that cannot be changed by even the most bowed head. My elite Daegaltong had foreseen that.
That’s why, like a vagabond contemplating whether to buy a meal or a drink with the damn money left over, I asked after anguish.
“… May I wash up?”
Foragers, my God. It’s a question like a virgin who has a hunch that it will break Ada on her honeymoon trip.
It’s really like a bitch, there’s nothing to say.
“Of course it doesn’t matter. Oh, it would be better if you could wash it clean everywhere.”
“… Yes.”
In the bathroom attached to the room, I wiped my body clean, trembling like a part-time job washing pig intestines.
As if sanitary products are sterilized with poison magic, it’s a bonus that he shudders.
Isn’t there such a thing as ‘going to the hospital with a tissue attached to the glans from masturbating’?
I think I will take off my underwear, but I cleaned my buttocks so that I won’t get sick even if I eat rice with my left hand like leaderns do. While being attacked at an unbearable wise time.
“This is the sage time I feel after a few years.”
Shouldn’t I have just suffered from erectile dysfunction and searched for it?
How much is it worth to me without Juji? It’s not a real translator if it has no arms and no jujitsu.
─Hodaldaldaldal.
I crawled out with my only hand trembling in embarrassment. I was already in a situation where I would have to remove the bed sheets and put them on like fish on a cutting board. What the fuck is so fast
“Write…”
I stopped Lalilura from trying to help and took off my clothes with one arm.
-Sureuk.
When she took off her upper body, her proud abs were revealed. Tirsi gave her a sneaky glance, then turned her head to Lari Lura’s grim eyes.
“I was lying down.”
“Good job. Are you ready, Ms. Ralilura?”
“Of course!”
As soon as I fell asleep wearing only shorts-like underwear, two beauties clung to me as I stood at attention like Dracula in a coffin.
The sacred love gel is cold to the touch.
‘Savai Thai Thai Massage is open 24 hours…’
Somehow, that word came to mind. Speaking of massage, it was a pathetic way of thinking of a male full of sexual desire, with a stronger image of decadence.
