Chapter 463 – Date in a Dream (2)
“Hey you burns——!!!!!”
─Jjoeok!! Dana’s ruthless Tathagata god hit me on the back.
“If you don’t want to be defeated, I will pull you back or shout for help!! Fighting far and wide alone to get some form, cut off your arm and eat it!! You stupid bastard!!”
– Wow!! Damn!!
This woman must have leveled up after catching a Chural Shaman. Her husband’s skill at beating is unusual. I held her head and let out a scream.
“Ouch!! Sister, wait!! But I learned to come, come!!”
“Oh, yes!! Woojjujju You did a good job asshole!! If you calmly wield a spear, you have the ability to learn on your own, but what did you stupidly learn while cutting your arms!! If you come and learn quickly, who will come and reward you?!”
Dana tugged on my ear lobe with a barbarian attitude.
Fuck this My aura and boasting ended in vain.
Got the fucking timing wrong. I blew the number of compliments for no fucking meaning.
“Oh, there is more to come!! There’s even a huge fucking ruin under the Chural guys hideout over there!!”
I hesitated and brought out another number. I had to throw everything away and change the course of the conversation.
“Probably there are a lot of the artifacts those bastards brought out in the first place!! My sister’s degree level up, each stood sharp!! Wow!! Dr. Eunjang!! Wow!! Research institute citation!!”
“Wow!! Fuck I’m going to go crazy because I can’t thank you, husband!!”
─Puck! Dana smiled and slapped her on my free arm.
“If you cut off one of your arms and found a ruin, it looks like I’ll be stuffed at home with only your head left in about a month as a professor!! Fuck this bastard was not Odin, but Hoenir’s successor!! The old-year-old didn’t even recognize the owner and folded it!!”
“Teeeeeng!!”
I ungainly raised my guard and withstood the blow.
It was partly because Dana’s back smashing was spicy, but it was also because her tears made it hard for her to see her soggy wife. Her tear attack knows her husband’s weakness. It really hurts.
However, it is cowardly to use handicrafts in Ilto. Dana, crying out loud and scolding me, reflected in my narrow eyes.
─Pak!
Dana grabbed me and lifted her jacket. It revealed a long knife cut across my chest and black traces of soldering. Dana choked as if she had been hit in the neck.
“… Really bad baby. A mad ass bastard…”
─Huh, black. Dana sighed as she wet her chin with her tears.
“Did you think we would say we did well if you dropped your arms and said ‘hehe we won’? You didn’t do a damn good job on this. You win by abandoning your body is something we don’t think about at all. Know?”
“No, sister. Why is my sister crying It’s not even a day or two that I use my body.”
“Then shall I laugh? ‘Hey, I have a paper!’ And split the thread? I brought you here, but what will you do to me if you become handicapped overnight? Will I run after you? If I go out, will you grow up too?”
No, what else are you talking about? That’s that and this is this.
When I was embarrassed, Dana widened her blood-stained eyes. I said after scratching my head.
“There is no reason for my sister to be sorry. You can grow your arms or attach them, and if you keep doing that, it will only be difficult for each other. It’s not like I just want my sister to feel sorry enough to die.”
– Kwok. He hugged Dana and patted her on the back. This way you won’t see my severed arm or my wounds.
“As for whose fault it is, it’s just because my older sister’s husband is an idiot who lives a foolish life, so it’s okay for my older sister to be angry. It’s not like we’re strangers, so what are we going to do by arguing right and wrong?”
If her husband gets a fatal disease from cigarettes, is it the fault of her wife who ran errands for cigarettes? It’s my husband’s fault for smoking hotly.
It’s 100% Dana’s fault, so even if I had my limbs cut off and turned into a caterpillar Nord, I have no intention of letting Dana go. Is being fucked up a reason for divorce? That’s so horrible
“Rather, I am embarrassed. You can attach or grow a severed arm, but it’s fine if you live. Just like my older sister said, I was just packing myself and then I took one of her arms and a little bit of her breast.”
I really shouldn’t have said that I almost fell behind. I secretly promised to let go of her Dana.
In that brief moment, my chest and arms returned to their normal state. It was her recovery that I wanted to protect her Dana’s mental health. Although it is still limited in dreams.
“It’s not even a wound that will last a lifetime, so if you’re really sorry, please listen to me while you live without her husband’s arm.”
“… What can I help you with?”
… Cool. Dana asked, sniffing at her, and I just laughed.
“No matter what, Dana would be happy to have you by her side.”
… Nod
Dana bowed her head, saying she hadn’t done anything wrong. This makes the atmosphere awkward. In this case, you can roughly push it with forced tension. I patted Dana on the back.
“Okay, anyway, this is the end of this story. Our crybaby, let’s stop crying. Husband, it’s been a while since I played with her breasts, and I’m going to tear it up again.”
“… If you twist it, the next time you roll harder, you’ll come back healthy.”
“Fuck sucking VS arm cutting? Golden balance crazy. I can live a year without my arm, but I can’t live without Juji.”
“Crazy bastard.”
I laughed as if I was saying something obvious.
So we made something like a chair and sat down. It was because I needed time to exchange what had happened in the previous fight, but in the end, I felt like I was talking to myself almost.
“… Stop for a moment. Let’s clean things up.”
Dana felt tired as her swelling pressed down on her remaining eyes.
“So what? The world you lived in was also created by the gods, and monsters like trolls and ogres are descendants of mankind cursed to become that way, and that the legacy of their old nation rests underground?”
“And I wrote an aura too.”
“Come on, come on, fuck you. From your point of view, do you think that’s an incident that could be screwed up with that lineup? Where is the conscience of the earthling?”
“Come on… I blew it…”
When the facts hit my fragile mentality, I was deeply discouraged.
Yeah shit… Compared to that lineup, the fact that I can write Auras is an item that will be cut on the banner of the gosiwon or the local newspaper line…
“Fuck… Still, if I give you a little compliment, where will it go…”
“Yeah. My husband is the best~.”
Dana said in a dry voice and hugged me to the chest and patted me.
I hate my masculinity for saying that I like compliments that don’t even contain a soul. After rubbing my skin with a male polymorph troll, I feel so damn happy when I’m hugged by Dr. Johnye’s dick.
It was a little bit lacking in coziness because it was a chewing gum, but let’s move on to aegyo.
“Don’t hit Alwyn for the ruins, let’s just say we found them later. If we do some research on our own, call my sister’s researchers, sweep them up, and do research, it won’t be difficult to work for a few years.”
As she said, hugging her back with her fake and real arms, Dana put her chin on her husband’s head and murmured.
“… I’m thinking of clearing up any traces that some of the humanoid monsters are descendants of the old mankind, can you help me?”
“Of course. If you insisted on something like that, it would be hard to prove it, and the academic world would only curse you.”
It is the logic of the world that prophets are cursed.
Biologists and alchemists from another world would have said to kill troll research, but I didn’t notice that humans = natural. That would mean that Churals are quite different from humans.
‘In other words, there is no evidence to prove the hypothesis.’
There may be records in the ruins, but cross-verification is easier said than done.
But my husband and I, who are archaeologists, insist on such a repulsive hypothesis? Sounds crazy!
‘It’s hard to push through with just one piece of evidence, and it’s a problem where there’s nothing to gain from success.’
How many times, even on Earth, those who spoke the right thing were witch-hunted!
Even if a re-evaluation goes in in future generations, saying, “Actually, he was right,” It will not comfort us in the future, who will have a hard time until then. It is correct to write only a few lines of phrases that roughly imply the hypothesis and end it.
I don’t have any hypocritical thoughts like ‘I’m still a descendant of a human’.
Aren’t they like cannibal monkeys who transform into humans with magic? It was more unreasonable to ask them to look at them as human beings. Mutants are even born as fucking humans.
“Ha. My head hurts again.”
Dana sighed tiredly, so I stopped rubbing my cheeks against my puffy breasts and said,
“My sister only thinks about research. I’ll help with the other troublesome things.”
“Yeah, thank you. Instead, I’ll give you a few artifacts, so you can use them to raise your degree.”
“If you fucking say that, it sounds like I’m bribing you. Can you say that you contributed to the development of academia?”
“I am introducing! Pozzi Master!”
“This bitch has less Ulster savage blood. Would you like to cut off an arm too?”
“You’re wondering if that’s a joke for a bastard who cut off his arm.”
“Teeeng. Lehu without arms. Why not Lehu?”
I giggled and seriously stroked my chin.
“No, but shouldn’t the pruning of the right arm be praised? I could have looked back, but I bought it, so I guess I did well? Isn’t it the medal of the winner who worked hard? Always be grateful Even if it was only 10 cm deep, you would have to touch your dead husband.”
“The Sword of Light (Claiomh Solais).”
“Sister! This younger brother did a Grand Seol like this!”
When Dana summoned the blade of light in his hand, I pierced the gran clause with one arm.
Put that knife in Don’t blow the wounds of carcinogenesis.
If that hits you, you’ll be necromorphed in one blow.
Dana touched the blade as if worried.
“Write… If I left only one arm and removed the legs, I’d just stay at home and write my thesis quietly…”
“Yeol. The idea is that even professors will pay money and come to receive special lectures.”
Even a graduate student wouldn’t roll like that, you crazy bitch. As I shudder in fear, Dana smiled and dispelled her magic.
To use Wes killing magic in someone else’s dream in the first place.
“Just kidding, I’ll think about the later. First of all, even if neither you nor I can wake up one day, do you think? Then let’s play in your dream for a while and then go in.”
“You want to play? What are you trying to do? My imagination is not limitless.”
“Isn’t it possible to recreate the appearance of your hometown here?”
“Eh?”
… I heard and saw it, right? I opened my mouth wide.
“Can you feel the difference between 「Seok」 And 「Park」?
Dr. Dana sighed and puffed out her breasts.
Even so, the only breast I could show off was a bowl of gamjatang, but it was enough to be proud of. Because I had never had the idea of recreating my hometown in my dreams.
Didn’t you earn your PhD by working overtime? I have been admiring my wife’s hair for the first time in a long time.
This superhuman intelligence that is different from a “Seok” Like me… !!
“It’s really the head of [Park]… !!”
“No fuck.”
“Park” Head punch!! “Pak” Head punch!! Sister! When I grow up, I want to become a “Park” Head!!”
“Uh? Are you mad? I’m tired. Is it a dream? You won’t die even if you strangle yourself?”
“Okay, so let’s put our heads together calmly. I have to combine my 3 years of slavery with my sister’s 15 years of slavery to write a thesis on building a new city in a perfect dream.”
“If there is a five-fold difference in career experience and there are only you and me, am I not actually the boss? Did you make a straw shack mistake? The escaped Mr. Gak was caught. If you don’t offer a special A-class salary, I will be a ninja.”
“I’ll give you a nice A-cup instead.”
“If you get that, will it grow into a B cup like wearing pads, bitch? … No, wait. Now that I think about it, if I were here, could I make my breasts bigger than Fran?”
“If you do that, you’ll look like a 100% pure psychopath.”
Slender, small-breasted females should not be made big. There was a social consensus.
As soon as I held back my fucking heart and straightened up, Dana grabbed my shoulder and started shaking it. ─Swipe!!
“It only takes once… ! Let me become big breasts just once… !”
“Hey, I’m really sorry about this.”
“Oh fuck you!! Don’t you want to see me become an F cup?!”
As soon as the dream item Feng Yu-hwan shimmered in front of her eyes, Dana could not stand it and began to cough.
“I just!! Uh!! You said you would touch and rub it! I know you like that kind of thing, cheap bastard!! Cee hair!! Chichi is so good!! Uh!! Do you like Jizzi that much, you bastard!!”
“Ah, calm down, you crazy sister. I’ll try. I say try it.”
What made this sister so serious about her big tits?
It’s really impossible to know. The world was so full of mysteries. I shook my head and let my imagination run wild.
Imagining is the strongest jizzi.
But the best Britannia I know won’t fit Dana’s body type. I burnt the rationality of a K-gamer who invests half a day in customizing a female character at the risk of neuronal damage.
The most perfect fit for Dana’s body type is… This is it!
“──Heavenly Demon Big Breasts Beam.”
─Aww! Dana, who was hit by the red far-infrared rays, instantly swelled up.
The perfect balance of softness and elasticity!
Appropriately sized breasts that perfectly match the skinny body and hips size!
It was literally the best piece of cake I could imagine. Literally, it’s a dream come true.
“… Wow Chichi has grown so much.Hee hee… Happy…”
However, Dana, who received her perfect breasts just like her, held up her enlarged lower breast, and the life in her eyes disappeared. Even if someone caught me masturbating with a big dildo, I wouldn’t look like that.
“No, why? I asked her to raise her so she raised her, but what’s her dissatisfaction? For reference, A/S is available for nipple and areola sizes.”
“That’s not what I’m complaining about, you bastard…”
─Water splash. Dana massaged her own breasts with her soulless eyes.
“Wow… All the other kids live with heavy weight on their upper bodies like this… That’s right… I just didn’t know…”
“You seem to have realized the gap between the breasts. I will reward you for being honest.”
—Hororok!
As I sucked her breasts away like sucking her fat, Dana lamented like a founding father whose sky had collapsed.
“… Compared to the futility of the mind, the body is strangely relieved. It’s fucking crazy.”
“Everyone has their own fit.”
“Cheer up. Because my wife wants to commit suicide right now.”
Dana woke up after lying on her stomach like a rag doll while eating a bowl of fucking ramen.
“… Yeah, shit You know when to give up even if you have it. Okay, anyway, do you think it would be possible to recreate the place where you lived?”
“Write… I’m not sure if I’m going to be alone.”
Is it possible to properly reproduce the landscape of the Earth?
Even if it’s well made, if it’s a little complicated, I think it’ll soon become a strange jade. I boiled Shin Ramyun, but it might be a raccoon with eggs.
I put my arms around her and whimpered, and Dana shook her head as if it was okay.
“If it’s hard, quit. Even if you peel the nogarina, enough time will pass.”
“Sparrow, I can’t stand it when you say that. A macho is a creature that first drives the head first and then sets the angle.”
“I’m glad you’re happy. She did that shit but she didn’t get her head cut off.”
A sharp word from her wife flew into her back, but she put up with a real knife, but she didn’t gnaw at it.
I put a finger between my brows and groaned, then opened my eyes wide.
“The Sims ON.”
Kugoogu Palace… !
Concrete buildings began to rise in my dreamland.
