Chapter 398 – R or L (1)
Is it right or left?
This has been a serious problem since time immemorial. At first glance, it seems to be nothing more than a 5-5 probability distribution that is no different from a sip, but in the end, isn’t life referring to choosing something at a crossroads with these possibilities?
Right or left. R or L.
Left chest or right chest.
Jjajang or Jjambbong? Do you eat or drink?
Lalilura in the right arm, Dana in the left arm.
Luck and wisdom to choose the right one from these myriad options led to that person’s happiness.
After storming into the warehouse of my house, based on the wisdom of such a life, thoughtful consideration and elite superhuman reasoning, I came to a conclusion.
“It’s on the left… !!”
─Rumble! When I opened the storage room and went in, the rat cub that had been running away from me was startled.
“I found this seafarm! A million volts!!”
“Shoot. (Fuck.)”
─Pajijijik!!
The rat, who dared to hide in my house while my family was on a business trip, died from the unlimited power I exuded. The blue current that bounced from her fingertips fried a mouse the size of a fist.
“Chiyiyin…”
The rat, who became a raw pork cutlet for Pikachu, sent a look of resentment, but what should Ji do?
“What? Aren’t you the one who didn’t become a Pokemon?”
─Whoa. Blowing on her fingertips, I swept the fried rats into the dustpan.
Winter approaching February.
As if another world warming was underway, we returned to Sargadis in Britannia through the weather that was getting colder day by day. After a long business trip of more than a month, a family of geese returned to their nest.
My Sweet Home boasts high real estate prices without countermeasures, as if it was a waste of land in the graveyard of the mother and father of the mother and father of the village.
It was nice how he came back to that cozy two-story house, but it was probably because he had been left unattended for over a month.
The moment I opened the front door with a happy expression, I witnessed the long-tailed hamsters scattering as if the males, who had hidden in the girls’ room on the night of the school trip, were stunned by the teacher’s appearance.
“A child. I miss Heaven Joseon without a single rat.”
With a sigh, I buried the rat in the pit that had already become a solitude full of corpses of harmful assistants.
While attending veterinary school, I had heard of foreign rats from seniors and professors at the time who claimed that Ji had lived abroad. In places like the UK, rats are still roaming around subway stations.
But who would have known that it would apply to our house as well.
If I had called a housekeeper, I would have done less because of her popularity, but in a place like our warehouse, there were things that were difficult to show to others, so it was difficult to call them out.
It was a culture shock to the clean 21st century earthlings, but it may be a daily scene in this world.
“Hikaaaaa!!!! There are also a lot of mice in the flour bin.
“Don’t throw away my sister’s sacks, hey hey hey—!!!! Aren’t they just running away here and there?
Yes. No, isn’t that the case?
I shook my head at the ensemble of Fran and Lalilura coming from the kitchen. It’s been a long time since I heard Fran scream.
Of course, some people will be amazed at how we are so unusual in catching rats the size of electric fans in the sewer and killing bipedal caterpillars the size of humans in the other world.
However, having a fight with a hyper-realistic Kamen Rider outside the house, and realizing that there was no rice after making curry, opened the lid of the rice container, and grasshoppers swarmed there. These two were completely different things.
I don’t think it was this far when I stopped by for
“What is my house cat doing?”
I’ve treated, fed, and put him to sleep until now, but even when the owners come back, I can’t see him pecking his nose. I grumbled and followed the signs inside the house and moved.
Rats with such low intelligence couldn’t speak even with the Druid-style conversation. No choice but to resort to violence
If you ask me to leave, what should we do? These are the guys who say let’s live together in the middle of the day.
It was me who realized the difficulties of cross-ethnic exchanges with the mind-boggling idea of inter-species Nasik and the rootless Arirang-chigi speech. From my point of view, it seems appropriate to go through all of the monsters and animals.
“No matter how much it is to avoid the cold, crawling into someone else’s house and even eating food is over the line.”
Even if I was the greatest druid in the world, this was an issue I could not ignore. More than anything else, isn’t territorial conflict a natural providence?
“I’ll feed you the rat thunder you can see.”
Like a lone mouse hunter, I stormed into the house.
***
“I think I need to buy some groceries.”
This was after sweeping away fist-sized uninvited guests from all over the house. Frank, who had cleaned up the messy kitchen, said tiredly.
“I’ve been organizing other ingredients aside from preserved food, but I can’t use flour or water because of those mice.”
“Glucman. Do you need money?”
“Yes? Oh, yes.”
At Frank’s words of putting on a coat, I took out a few copper coins and, after thinking about it for a while, a silver coin from my wallet.
In a different world where the currency unit seems to be broken, it’s easy to get a reaction like paying a check at a convenience store when you pay for something with silver, but that’s just in case.
I took the money out of my wallet and put it in Fran’s hand.
“Lol. Thanks.”
Fran laughed as she took the money I gave her with both hands. A simple country girl’s smile and a pretty face that don’t go well with it. For some reason, it feels like giving pocket money to my daughter-in-law.
“Heh. We are going to buy something to eat. What are you thankful for? I have to say hello.”
I graciously responded to her wife’s smile, which made me laugh just by looking at it, then picked up Veronica nearby.
“Franc. It’s dangerous outside, so take this bicorn.”
“Garleung.”
As Veronica set her fingernails and teeth, she appealed to her Franc for a lot of attention. He’s also grown a bit tiki-taka.
But on the subject of a wizard, it’s Gyarrung and Verolong, and what are you going to do with her teeth? Sprinkle something like Beast Return?
“Ah, then I will go too. I have to go to the lab.”
Dana, who looked leisurely, stood up as well.
Lalilura? Exhausted from avoiding mice like Doraemon, I couldn’t lay down on the sofa and it’s getting on my back. It’s annoying, but it’s cute, so it’s special.
“Yes. Then I’ll be back!”
So the wives left to buy groceries.
I saw them off and let them rest while touching Lalilura’s head. And then I sorted out what I was going to do.
Tyrsi has already returned to the wizard guild.
From the time she got off at Britannia’s port, she had a bad complexion, and after arriving at Sar Gadis, she even had tremor. It was easy to see why she had such a porridge.
Even though she took her leave, she was detained by Diavolo or locked in ice for more than half of her schedule, contrary to her initial plan.
If so, she probably didn’t get the job done right either by applying for an extension of the leave period or anything else.
Anyone who has worked as an office worker, or at least a long-term part-timer, would have known how fatal the situation was.
‘It’s like Tyrsi, a graduate student in the lab, escaped for over a month without a word from the superiors.’
Wow, fuck. Just thinking about it sends chills down my spine.
If he had been busy with work or a project in the meantime, he would have to be careful about breathing for the time being, covering his joints up and down. If you still have to pay attention at a shitty job, it’s only a matter of time before you realize the futility of life.
‘I don’t know if I can get a permit from Lady Hennessis, but she doesn’t seem likely to do so due to Tyrsi’s personality.’
However, it wasn’t something that I, an outsider, could help with, so I had no choice but to hope that he was doing well even though I was worried. Lady Hennessis will see her face sooner or later, so let’s talk about it then.
‘Hmm… After all, the first priority is to make sure that there is nothing wrong with Sargadis.’
Of course, what worries me the most is Diavolo and his bread.
They are worried that they might be targeting us by secretly infiltrating Sargadis to take revenge.
My experience as a slave proves that the inspections in the other world are quite tough. I’m not going to let anyone in like that.
But weren’t the black magicians secretly infiltrated behind the scenes of society? Even our Veronica—even with the help of ancient rune magic—was able to break through the gates of other cities.
There was a reason why Fran, who was going to the grocery store, even attached her wives.
‘It’s good to follow them myself, but it’ll be easier to run away with Veronica.’
“… I have to make an ID card for Veronica, I have to talk to Lady Hennessis about her sponsorship, and I have to send a letter to Catherine…”
“Senior~? If you have any concerns, would you like to touch her breasts~?”
“Yes.”
As I answered in 0.1 second, I held Rari-Lura in one arm and massaged her bra-clad breasts. Great help for concentration.
“Yes… Yap♡”
─Tick!
Larry Lura unhooked her bra with her one hand and pulled it out under her top.
However, there is nothing but admiration for the huge mountain peaks that are not hit at all. Fran and Veronica are similar, but maybe Cooper’s ligaments are also strengthened with mana? I twisted my head and nodded.
Well, the knees are also strengthened, but what can’t be done? If mana starts to flow through your body, that much will go away on its own.
─Malkanmalkan.
Throwing away such useless curiosity, I massage my youngest wife’s big breast.
God damn it, the youngest wife. It’s an expression I wrote, but the tone is not a joke.
Ralilura has just received her ID and is at an age where she will be happy. How could she have a beautiful girl about 10 years her junior take off her bra and indulge her breasts as she pleases?
Earthling Kang Buk-ho, even if the contents were delusional while he was alone in his room, it was not realistic enough to make him feel embarrassed.
After all, this world seems like a good place to live. Enough to turn a blind eye to some dickheads, like a bunch of mice. It’s fucking crazy magic.
‘If you look at him holding him in your arms like this, he’s quite small too.’
Not to the extent of her francs, of course, but even Lari Lura was rather short compared to her slender figure. No, am I big?
Considering the age difference, she feels like a high school teacher who married a high school girl in her class, so her sense of immorality is no joke. Of course she said, but that wasn’t a reason to stop my fingers.
─Quite.
I tried to touch Lari Lura’s nipples with my flowing hands through her top, exercising her patience.
Lalilura has sensitive nipples. If the heat switch goes in, I won’t be able to resist the temptation either. I would 100% grab this guy’s wrist and take him to her bedroom and spend the rest of the night biting and sucking.
It must have been a happy time, but I still had work to do, but I couldn’t.
“Senior~. Somehow, you came back home and you look busier than when you were outside~?”
She said Rari Lura who had been touching her breasts without doing anything. Eyes that look at me are fat
“The more successful a man is, the easier it is for him to be neglectful of his family. What do you think~?”
“To deal with the delayed work. Are you in a bad mood?”
“No, isn’t it? In the past, it was a junior’s chest that he ignored as if he was taking care of it, but now he’s teasing his hand like a pervert~?”
“Why? Don’t you like it?”
─Talk. I asked, touching the stiff nipples. It is said that it is a physiological phenomenon that nipples become hard due to stimulation, but if it was something I really hated, I would not have been so excited just touching my breasts.
“Ugh, black…”
Then, Lalilura put on a tearful performance. She has a smile that can be clearly seen as acting and her tongue sticking out of her lips is cute.
“Isn’t it too much to think of something else while massaging a cute junior’s chest? Or are you saying that I’m so tired of touching my breasts now that I don’t mind touching them? I am in shock of ignorance.”
“You are laughing. You don’t even remember touching it enough to say that?”
“G-R-N-Ni-ka! I’m telling you to focus more on touching it!”
Maybe this is another world’s ‘work’? Is it me?’ I giggled and laughed.
The subtly transmitted jealousy and monopoly combined with Lalilura’s sullen expression made it just cute.
They said that the real feeling of being loved is easy to feel when the opposite sex shows jealousy, but the human heart seems to be similar in any world. I hugged her and laid her down on the sofa.
“Kyaa~♡”
Say good I pulled her top off completely, exposing Lari Lura’s breasts. As her face was hidden by her rolled-up top, Lalilura narrowed her long eyelashes and gave her an expectant smile.
Now that I see this guy, aren’t her underwear the kind of panties she would wear comfortably at home?
There is no time for the sofa or bed to dry out at home.
“Is this skinny guy provoking her husband at work?”
─Flash! I sighed and lifted Lari Lura, whose face was hidden under her jacket, over her shoulder.
‘Yeah what. An hour or two would be fine.’
As I returned to my hometown after a long absence, I should go see the faces of my Sargadis contacts, but it was not polite to visit them from such an early morning. I was sweating, so I had to wash up too.
So I made an excuse to myself and went straight to the shower.
