Chapter 292 – Great Madness (4)
Was it after I got older someday?
I thought the protagonist of the Transformers series was pitiful.
Oh, the hot car turns into a robot, and I can intuit the thrilling fight from the side?
It would be fucking awesome Even if it were me, I might not have any particular complaints about living as a human totem who only cheers like ‘Optimus Prime!’
‘But damn, wouldn’t it be like a dick if that robot got caught in my car?’
My car got gangbanged by a cyber ghost and turned into an alien robot!
Every time Bumblebee hit me two times, my heart would be torn apart like Yu-hee playing a duel in the dark at the fucking bumper and the blooming gas.
The only good thing about it would be that when those bastards possess it, it seems to be waterproof, so you can tell them to wash the car on their own.
Even that advantage would only feel like shit if I had to wash the car myself. You’ll have to listen to people say, “Somewhere itches, what should I do?” Like the bathhouse guy who pushes grandpas when they’re old.
【It’s a young guide. Aren’t you being a bit insincere?]
【What are you talking about? If you see how hard I’m working right now, you’ll shed a tear of emotion.]
Anyway, that’s exactly how I feel right now.
Even if it’s Optimus Prime, I’m sorry, this Living-Trojan Horse bitch complained so much every time I scratched his back with my filial son’s hand.
【Do you think so? Right here?]
【Ah~ Um~. Yes. There, there. Scrape some more there.]
Damn, the reaction smells like an old man.
Damn, it reminds me of my grandma in my parent’s family.
He passed away watching me enter college, and he couldn’t have imagined that I would scratch the back of a horse bigger than an elephant with the technique I was massaging you with.
Yes, sickness. What if I try to know?
What is the Confucian Taliban all about! If you respect the elderly with the spirit of Jangyuyuseo, that is Confucianism! This is old age welfare.
Forage macho Nord is only doing his duty as a human filial son brought to his wife’s (Veronica) relative’s house!
[Keeek——!!]
I struggle on Adelaide’s back as if I’m going wild.
〈… Hey there, female human. What is that guy doing on top of the horns?〉
〈 Even if it looks like that, it’s a great ceremony. Of course, it’s the first time I’ve seen it myself, so I’m a little bit nervous! Aha♡!〉
The eyes of the party members and the foal looking at my efforts from below were very irritating, but they said that I would not betray my efforts.
─Finch!
Adelaide trembled as I finally released the recoil of the curse on her neck.
【Hmm? This… ?】
Paaa-!!
The third Haeju after Veronica and Alice was a success.
As Adelaide’s back was enveloped in light, my body fell to the floor as her footings collapsed.
My skydiving time was too much for me to be scared of falling from about 2 meters, so I crossed my arms and tried to prepare for landing.
But as I was about to fall, a large palm caught me.
I looked at Adelaide, who landed on the palm and transformed into a giant of light.
〈 What, what?! The mate transforms?!〉
〈 It is more accurate to say that the curse has been lifted rather than a transformation, Ann.〉
It was Adelaide’s answer, flipping her long hair like an elastin advertisement. The female giant smiled at her fairy, whose eyes were the size of fists, and she said.
〈This is my first time talking to you. My name is Adelaide. It doesn’t matter if you call it a pair of horns like before, so do as you like.〉
Shu Woo-wook…
When the light faded, she found a beautiful woman there, probably ten meters tall.
WA! I thought it would shrink when I became human, but it doubled in size!
She is a young beauty with a sense of decadence. She never looks like an old woman, but even when she becomes a curvy grandma, she may still look young on the outside.
Besides, it’s her naked body as if it’s fucking natural.
I overwhelmingly pushed aside Fran, who was the undisputed No.
‘I don’t even feel like I’m doing something erotic when the size of a beautiful woman’s naked body goes crazy.’
A swollen hill that completely covers my field of vision, and a pink abbreviation below.
When she was this big, she didn’t even feel erotic, and she felt like she was just looking at a majestic statue of a goddess.
Isn’t there anyone who sees the Venus statue wetted in an art museum and is infatuated?
This really was such a majestic Big Chichi. It was clear to her that if Adelaide had interacted with primitive humans, she would have been 100% banished as a god.
【… Adelaide. Why is she naked?]
【Can’t you? You know very well that I can’t handle ᛒ (Berkanan).]
Adelaide dropping me off in front of the fountain and stretching her.
Considering the proportions of Adelaide’s body, the majestic body that is appropriately large is omitted below for its embarrassing movements. Veronica yelled into her red gauze face.
【Clothes!! Put it on!! Have you grown old and forgotten your shame!!
【What do you care about? I was naked before. Above all, the only male here is Heir-sama.]
That’s when my name changed.
Perhaps, to Adelaide, a descendant of Odin is more prestigious and worthy of respect than the savior of her clan. Maybe that’s why she changed her title after seeing me lift the curse myself.
【Eight! I don’t care if you show your skin to the males of the gicheonmangi! I mean, don’t be naked in front of the man you love!]
【Ha. I get it, I get it. I want It’s tricky.]
Adelaide put her hand into her fountain and cast the rune magic.
Chow-!
Then the spring water spread out like cloth. Adelaide covered her forehead with the cloth of the water.
【Is this enough?】
【… Ha. Yes. Wear that too.]
Veronica sighs. The rune of ᛒ (Berkanan) was a magic that could not be cast on others, like the polymorph of the mass market. I don’t know if it’s made into a magic item.
〈… Wow what is this… ? Do I dream… ?〉
[Huh! Hehe! (Master! Master!)】
Ann’s eyes went blank, and Elka jumped happily.
Both were seeing Adelaide for real and showing her childishly clear reactions.
【Whoops. Come here.]
Adelaide, seeing her two opposite children, placed her Elka in the palm of her hand. Her eyes were warm as if she were looking at her own daughter.
But Adelaide quickly changed her mood and put on a stern expression.
【Elka. Get ready. It is before the majestic one.]
Elka was taken aback, then looked in her direction and lowered her head.
【It’s a sin to say hello in a vulgar manner, but please forgive me.】
Her Adelaide, who had dropped her off, also knelt down and bowed her head, covering her body with her handkerchief – literally a towel of water.
It was such a polite gesture that even though she was so big, there was no noise from her kneeling motion.
【The former prophet Adelaide and her disciple Elka meet the face of the highest person under this sky.】
… Being polite in front of the gods is a special trait of bicorns. I couldn’t find anything to say and kept my mouth shut.
Does anyone know what to say when the naked Statue of Liberty greets her with a towel covering her face?
If so, please let me know too.
By the way, my wives are watching from the side. In this circumstance, I think that the youngster who says something plausible lightly is the vessel of the emperor.
〈… Oooh.〉
As her majestic goddess was gracious to me, her Ann’s countenance changed to that of her corpse.
Jammin, who was dragged to the smoking area by the hands of middle school students while taking money from the PC room, would have a brighter face than that one.
However, I did not have the time to respond to the fairy’s gaze of regret and fear.
Put your hand on her forehead and her waist, Let’s take a deep breath.
‘Until the waters of the East Sea and Mt. Baekdu dry up and wear out——’
Erection -.
‘Fuck please!! My son, calm down!!’
I, conscious of overflowing energy, suppressed it.
It was Adelaide that I liked when she was naked, but since she only covered her front with a towel, she started to look strangely erotic. Is this her silver aesthetic or something?
Usually, it’s a sexual desire that I only radiate to her wife with an effort, but I’m a man too.
It was necessary for her to prepare her mind to pretend to be calm after seeing her naked body.
【Miss Adelaide. Let’s not do this I’m just a human man with a lot of things I want to do.]
After somehow succeeding in powering down Mecha Jugidra, I hit my hand.
【There are many places beyond my power to be respected like this. I always rely on Veronica a lot.]
【No. Even if you learned the truth of the Prophet’s prophecy, you deserve the loyalty of our clan.]
[Then, I’ll ask you again when I need help later.]
Elka secretly moved her head, but when her eyes met her mine, she hurriedly lowered her head. I smiled at the pony girl.
【Even if I tell you to be comfortable, it won’t be as easy as it sounds, so let’s just elevate each other. It’s convenient for me too.]
【… The story of my former pupil is not at all wrong. Thank you for your merciful mind.]
Adelaide’s face smiled as she answered that.
I don’t know what attracted me to this miniature Statue of Liberty, but I wanted to stop giving thanks anyway. I nodded and returned the story.
【How much did you hear from Veronica?】
【With the rune of ᚷ(Gebō), I promised to keep quiet even if I died, and I have heard almost everything. It seems like I have a lot to say to a dignified person.]
Adelaide, who answered eloquently, rolled his eyes as he knelt down. The target is a little fairy who has hardened in an awkward way.
Anne quickly woke up.
〈… Oh! That’s right! Are you talking about something important? I’ll be playing far away over there!〉
〈 Please join me with Elka. Now that I have become like this, it will be easy to heal your wounds.〉
〈 gg gg, ok! That’s a good story!〉
─Finch! I don’t know where she was hurt, but she fluttered and talked lively. Anne tried to hug Elka, but when her eyes met hers, she froze.
〈 Well, this, human… Sir? Earlier, I got a little excited and made an excuse! I’m so sorry!〉
Fairy started rubbing her palms so awkwardly. There was a sadness in his appearance, like that of a child who is swearing at flattery for the first time in his life.
〈If you happen to come to Silly Court later, please name Ann Miriam! I’m sure the day will come when my name will come in handy!〉
〈I don’t know if I’ll go, but I’ll remember.〉
〈 Thank you! We’ll close our ears and go far away! Bye then!〉
As if Anne was relieved by my answer, she took Elka and flew away. She wouldn’t be able to go far because she was inside the barrier anyway.
Anne Miriam. I don’t know what Fairy is doing, but let’s write it down in a notebook.
[It seems to be a long story. Please be at ease.]
Adelaide wrapped her wet towel around her body to resemble traditional Romanian clothing.
It looks translucent like a rain-soaked shirt, but that is better.
─Suck.
Polite Adelaide knelt down and sat humbly on her lap.
I tried to be comfortable, but I endured it. It was because I felt like the regimental commander was telling me to go into the private dormitory on a starry day and relax.
Let’s just finish talking in a hurry.
【Priority… What are you talking about about your real qualities?]
【Yes. I, Adelaide, have heard from Veronica about the servants called 〈 Human Dei 〉. Those who are too low to speak dare to imitate the Divine Wealth.]
Adelaide said, half-opening her eyes.
【However, if even those heavenly things can handle the lost heavenly power… Why couldn’t Lord Nord, the legitimate successor of the sky god, do that?]
【… It’s not impossible, but it’s impossible to control.]
The intense experience of the runaway state is still fresh in my memory.
Borrowing Odin’s power at the risk of rampage wasn’t what I wanted.
But at my words, Adelaide shook his head.
【If I cooperate, you may be able to acquire the skills to manipulate that wisdom and power. Of course, this is entirely in the hands of the heir, but I dare to suggest that it is a possibility.]
【How is it?】
【It’s the same way that the heir saw the memory of the elf named Yerna. Even if you don’t, we’ll have to talk about Henir too, so let’s start step by step from there.]
I nodded. Because I, who only scratched the surface of Norse mythology, had heard the name Henir for the first time in another world.
This is entirely the fault of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Wouldn’t it be great if you guys made Henir appear as a main character in the Thor series? If that was the case, I wouldn’t have to go through all this trouble to find out who such a rare god was.
Damn, what is Henir? Are you Heimdall’s friend?
【I am a bicorn descendant of the Asir god, and I have inherited a lot of Jotun blood from my ancestors. That’s why it was able to live longer than other bicorns. So, this is the family knowledge that I inherited.]
Adelaide calmly began to unpack her bundle of stories.
[Henir, God of Praise, who created humanity in Germania together with Heaven God–He is his first sworn brother.]
