Chapter 273 – Gorgalia (5)
When we went to the living room, Veronica was up and feeding our kitty.
“Ah, my dear. Welcome.”
Veronica, who was eating the cat she bought at the insistence of a veterinary school dropout, picked up her cat.
“My Teresa came back from outing and her feet were pretty dirty. Even if I try to wipe it off, it runs away, so how can it not be done with your magic?”
“Uh. Stay with Delco.”
I raised my mana. The cat yawned and looked at me, as if it wasn’t scary. Maybe it’s because he’s a kid who roams around so freely. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you at home.
“〈 Clean〉.”
The wind brushed the cat’s paws.
As I often think, this 〈 Clean〉 magic is also quite fraudulent.
If you are a pet dog who is bothered to come for a walk and wipe your dog’s paws, wouldn’t you die of envy?
To be honest, now, except for one-pack weapons of mass destruction like nuclear bombs, I was even convinced that the technology of this world is superior to Earth in everyday life.
“When I’m not there, do you wipe this guy every time he goes out of the yard?”
“Is that so? If you go out to the yard as soon as you clean it up, your heart will break.”
“Is this bastard bothering my wife?”
I got angry as I rubbed the cat’s meat ball.
For reference, Veronica has no aptitude for the wind attribute. It seemed that his level was worse than mine, so he couldn’t even dare to learn 〈 purification 〉 magic.
“Nya? Ini-yang Nyonyo Nya Nyan Nang? (Can’t you wear shoes?)”
“Nyaasha. (I hate it.)”
“Sipalnyang. (The eighth year.)”
Let’s see the chicks.
Just because you can talk doesn’t mean you can have a conversation. Of course, since I like our Veronica, I can’t say anything to this guy.
“I don’t know what Theresa said, but don’t scold me too much. He’s a good kid anyway. They catch game and bring it back to me.”
“Is that a treat? But if you throw it away in front of your eyes, you will get angry.”
I’m worried all of a sudden You’re not biting a bird or a mouse like this baby?
Cats are animals that hunt for a hobby even when they are not hungry like humans or killer whales.
It is a rare type among carnivores. I don’t know if the theory has been modified since I came to this world, but that’s what I learned.
“Baby, play hunting in moderation? You can catch mice instead.”
Since it would be difficult to cut off birds or pigtails raised at someone else’s house, I gave a verbal explanation. I’ll praise you if you get rid of rats before they infest your house.
Veronica asked as if in deep thought.
“My dear. If so, what should I do with the game Theresa brought? I didn’t know that you shouldn’t throw it away in front of your eyes.”
“Either tell me not to do it or I’ll put it away when I’m not looking.”
The cat I raised at my parents’ house gave me a snack to look away.
However, after repeating that, it was said that I had a hard time because of the kitty who learned the formula that if you bring me game, you can eat churro and chew it.
At my words, Veronica seemed relieved.
“I’m glad you did. I had to eat again.”
“No, it’s this horse’s daughter’s wife. Isn’t it wild itself to cook and eat rats and pigeons?”
“Don’t tell me any weird thoughts. I don’t like it if it’s not cooked properly.”
As I was joking, Dana came down from the second floor. I was yawning because I had a little sleep.
“Haaaaa… Fuck, what are you guys talking about in the morning? Not even the kelpie legends of our hometown.”
“Good morning, wife.”
“Good morning, Dana.”
We say hello The cat Teresa watched her and then went down from Veronica’s arms. Unlike me, it was a gesture of consideration for Veronica.
I said as I fitted the apron into the equipment compartment.
“Wait. Today I’m going to make dog-flavored breakfast for Fran. I’ll show you my sweet husband’s cooking skills.”
“Five? Honey. It was me for dinner today.”
“What are you misunderstanding? Of course, you will be shifting with my shift next week, right?”
“This fucking bastard bastard beats the duty officer and gives an after-action report? Are you okay?”
“I’m going to put up with the eyes that my husband pricked my nose with.”
“Among the animals in our family, you have the most conscience, twins. If the pods come off my eyes, the pendulum will drop.”
It was our Nunna who implicitly certified that I looked damn cool in their own eyes.
Anyway, if we lay ground rice like this and wake up in the morning of the day and make breakfast in advance, even our nunna would be impressed. Heard he’s changing shifts with me? How romantic! I said.
‘Ah, this is a build-up. If you forget, you’ll be fucked.’
I should secretly write it down in my notebook.
─Song song song song.
─Tang bang bang bang.
I put on an apron and prepared breakfast. It is a menu that will not make you bloated even after eating and sleeping again, and a moderately light menu that you can go to if you are hungry.
My cooking skills are recognized by others.
When I go to the store, I criticize that it is not good, but the evaluation is that it is good enough to just eat it.
‘But what if Fran uses the ingredients he has stocked up?’
If you do that, the level goes up from a man’s homemade bar to a meal kit level!
‘Mr. Duke, Mr. Baek… !! Lend me your strength… !!’
I used my senses of smell and touch to the fullest. Mistakes could be reduced by combining the sauce and seasonings Fran had made according to the recipe.
Witness the skills he developed as a cook assistant for three months under a senior who was recognized for his cooking skills and was dodged as a cook at an executive restaurant.
“Jonber ON.”
I put the pot on the fire and came out to catch my breath for a while.
Even though I don’t drink water, I made several 1.5L PET bottles of Morning Sunshine with the extract of love and couldn’t help but drink water. I fill up a cup full of water and go for a walk while gurgling.
I came out on the veranda and looked around the yard. OK. The weather is nice
“Nyang~ Nyang~.”
Theresa, our cat, was surrounded by a group of stray cats.
‘What is that again?’
Had Teresa become the head of a group of cats while we were away on business? Maybe those bastards didn’t come to my house asking for food, right?
Being a cat mom is also something to think about. I put on my apron and went out into the yard.
“Hmm cool.”
It’s winter, so the days are cold. Of course, this has no effect on me, who was born and raised in the tail of a country that is strengthened by mana and has four seasons.
‘Sargadis’s winter is a joke.’
The idiot who shivered in the cold in the slave market is no longer in the world.
In fact, Britannia is similarly cold in autumn and winter. Instead of getting cold quickly, I didn’t have to get that cold in the winter.
“Nyaannyang~♡”
But damn, there’s a creature that’s as big as a stray cat in a group of cats. Lari Lou patted her hand at me as if she hadn’t woken up from playing with her cats.
“Aha~ It’s senior♡ Hi senior~♡?”
“Hello junior. Her hair is pulled back.”
“Uh, lie? Really?”
Lari Lula combing her hair as if distracted by my words.
She had been homeless for a while, and she wanted to be ashamed of something like that now, but thinking about it, it was understandable. Because at that age, you always want to look pretty.
“Aww, uhhh… Uh, how are you? Can I see you now?”
“It’s worth seeing. Do it anytime. But do you like cats too?”
Lalilura, who blushed at my praise, answered with a stutter.
“Do you like all animals? Because the environment for growth is the environment.”
Well, if you’re a circus troupe, you’ll always live with animals. It’s understandable.
“Ke-hmm, ke-hm. In the future, I also think about forming a circus troupe with my seniors, me and Veronica unnie?”
“A circus troupe? Well, it’s hard to be a full-time circus troupe, but it’s fun to do it once in a while.”
“Yes? Yes? It’s a circus show where the senior persuades and trains the animals, Veronica unnie puts on a transformation show, and I perform the finale performance♡! What is the name of the Laririca Circus ☆!”
“Hey. Doesn’t my circus name have any weight in it?”
“Then, the Laririkano Circus ☆!”
“Please take off the paddle in Lariricano.”
Because playing a little… It’s like a bridesmaid.
‘Cats are calm.’
Fortunately, as I watched, there were no puppies whining at me asking for food. Since I’m so fucking strong, it seems that wild persimmons don’t let me mess around.
‘Because mana has aspects that animals can detect, such as seismic waves and electromagnetic fields.’
Have you heard on Earth that animals are very inspirational?
Just as people get tired of meeting bears or tigers on the street, those cats might recognize someone they shouldn’t mess with like wild animals. Truly the charisma of a druid.
Then, do I feel like a lion sharing food with them?
‘There was also a story about seeing cat humans as tall and lacking in their own kind.’
Is that why? Teresa seemed to be regarded among the cats as the boss’s right-hand man.
Because I am allowed to live in my house, in other words, my boss, Nawavari.
I felt it was a good opportunity.
‘It’s just right.’
I was just thinking about the need for a central tower for the cat-drones in the city.
Like the Yernane organization I saw today, it was because there were a lot of dirty groups in the world that threatened my family.
‘I guess our identities haven’t been captured yet. But it’s sure to be only a matter of time.’
It’s fine when you’re abroad. In other places, there is a 24-hour vigil.
‘Still, it’s an unreasonable request to be wary of enemies even at home.’
A contact system was needed to detect the presence of strong people with a wild sense and hit the report.
It’s not possible just by spraying some food. It was possible only when the order of the charismatic leader was accompanied.
I might as well, but I only have one body. Leaving the alter ego aside for now, it was difficult to keep an eye on these guys every time they were busy.
‘Teresa is loyal for a cat.’
She told me the story from Hayes Bent’s case to half-death, and she feels indebted to Veronica for saving her life then.
As she treated and raised a dying stray cat, the story that she became a new cat full of charm was often heard on Earth.
Entrusting him as the leader of the tribe and my right arm seemed like a good move. Long live the druids.
‘If I find a person who looks dangerous, I’ll have to let the story reach my ears.’
As an extension of the story of Nawabari mentioned earlier, an information network that would give you a keen sense of the city’s atmosphere was fucking important.
‘That’s why it’s worthwhile to make friends with the young lady Sargadis.’
In a feudal country, the meaning of a lord’s daughter is not very different from that of a princess. She may not be omnipotent, but she seems to have quite a bit of power and skills.
Boo…
As I was thinking about that, the pot started to boil.
I sensed it with my superhuman five senses. Lalilura also blinked her eyes as if she had noticed by the smell.
“Oh. Is your senior cooking today♡? Wow! I will look forward to it!”
“Come on. How are you noticing? Creeps.”
“Yeah~? That’s right, it smells like the rice that sunbae cooked, so let’s recognize it~♡”
“You’re a bitch, but very.”
Sticking out her tongue, she went back to her kitchen. She seasoned the dishes and set the food on the table. Meal preparation is now over. I went straight to the living room.
Fran was curled up on her back like a baby and was sleeping soundly. I’m sorry to wake you up.
“Franc. Would you like to wake up?”
He lay down on the pillow and whispered into his ear. The sleep time of runic magic is over. If it was Fran, the slightest noise would wake him up.
“Um… Norya… ?”
As I thought, Fran stood up rubbing her eyes.
The only clothes I brought were a wedding corset and a gown, so the loose gown slipped while I was sleeping. The majestic Mother Nature’s Big Chichi was revealed to the whole world. It’s snowing in the morning
“Yes. I made breakfast. What should I do? If you feel sleepy, you can take another nap here and eat for lunch.”
“Well… If Nord did it, I would eat it.”
After saying that, Fran stood with a dazed expression and spread her arms. It was like asking for a hug.
Damn, my bride is so damn cute. I snatched up the franc. Fran was as light as a feather, as if Big Gizzi was a lie. It is the love power of a muscular macho.
Hehe.”
Fran wrapped her arms around my neck and rubbed my cheeks, as if feeling better.
I smiled heartily. They say that dreams come true backwards, and it seems that butterfly dreams are also like that.
It was a good day that made my heart feel at ease compared to having a dream that made me feel dirty.
