Chapter 171 – The Promotion Test (4)
─Chwi profit?
The rune of ᚨ (Ansuz) took effect.
Through the magic of communicating with the spirit, he contacted the spirit of an orc who had just died. I said as I brushed the blood and dirt off my fingers.
“Hello, pig urine. Seeing that the color is good, it looks like he ate well and left behind.”
─This, human! Who are you!
“I don’t need to know.”
Vector – I used to speak solemnly, and I used the Iron Claw on the one who looked the strongest among the Soul – Orcs.
“Chwiik!!”
The orc warrior who caught my face instinctively threw a punch.
But you can’t cause physical phenomena to the subject of the soul! The muscular orc’s bamboo shoots passed through my face.
—Ah, Anit?!
“Are you a moron?”
He let out an evil-looking sneer and put strength into the hand holding the orc warrior’s face. Then, as expected, the power began to drain from the baby’s body.
─This, this… !!
“Let’s play Holy Fire! It starts with you!!”
I covered the orc’s mouth with my hand.
The grumpy pup felt as if he had come home from a temperature of minus 15 degrees and got into a bed with an electric blanket on.
Shuhwaak—!
Like that, the soul of the orc warrior disappeared, reminiscent of dry ice smoke.
Thanks to my merciful hand, that bastard left for the underworld like the souls trapped in the golem.
─Chwichwik! Nonsense!! Chuck Gor is so vain!!
─This is not real!! We are dreaming in the gap between life and death!!
Did you say that the more stupid you are, the more you play? The strongest-looking guy was the first to suppress it, and the effect was very appropriate.
As expected, it seems that the offspring was the strongest orc in this orc tribe. Was it shocking because they had witnessed that skill before? The orc spirits were trembling in fear as they saw me.
Very good. It was the reaction I wanted.
I’ll give you extra points for crying like an Orc. A perfect score of 100 is attained.
“Khehehe. For this body, sending all four pigs to eternal starvation and restless hell is nothing.”
I said, pretending to be a unicorn warlock.
The only thing that bastard and I have in common is gender.
Because I am neither a unicorn, nor an adah, nor a warlock.
Still, I was Ada until a month ago, and the party members—a coincidence—all of them were virgins, and they knew how to use magic. If you think about it, can’t you say that it’s about half the same?
─Chwii profit… It’s a nightmare…
Is that why? It seemed that the orcs were tricked by my acting.
A masked heterogeneous race that can slurp an excellent fellow warrior in just 3 seconds! Shit, even a human would be scared to pee if he changed his stance and thought about it.
I clucked as I grabbed Gao like an evil wizard.
“Tell me. Who killed you guys? If you answer, I won’t do anything more.”
─Drunk!! We are an honorable clan of Orcs!! Even if you are dead, are you afraid of threats!!
When I brought out the main topic, a rebel appeared. Maybe this kid is a warrior too, he has a six pack.
There’s no point in using the word “Pig” For them. As if I had been waiting for that word, I waved my hand at him.
─Cheer up!! Unbelievable…
─Chwiaaaaa!!
Oaks evaporating like water droplets dropped on a heated frying pan! At the point of futility, the young orc screamed.
‘No, but these bastards?’
I twisted my face sternly. Anyone who sees it will know that I’m a real bad guy.
I don’t know the exact principle, but when the soul touches my body, the ghosts of another world become Buddhas.
I guess this is the 21st century psychic phenomena Nagari Pawa.
Just as the invention of the smartphone completely eliminated things like psychic photos and UFOs, wouldn’t it make sense if people in the 21st century who lived in the era of scientific power had resistance to things like samba-samba-sabba-saba from another world!
… Well, no matter what the real principle was, anyway, this attainment of Buddhahood was never a painful feeling.
It was the same with the souls trapped in the golem, and the orcs I had made earlier disappeared with a comfortable feeling, closing their eyes.
‘So I deliberately covered my mouth.’
Would I feel intimidated if the soul I had destroyed opened its mouth and went away happily!
Fear is the most effective means of overcoming cultural differences.
There was no point in persuading the monster. I had to catch Gao in order to scare these bastards and get the answer they wanted.
There is a reason why I took this way, these words.
“Don’t make me ask you two or three times. Every time an unwanted answer comes back, more worms fall into hell.”
─Kidduk! I asked again, moving my hand as if grabbing something.
“Who killed you guys?”
—… Turn it off. Chwiik…
“Wait 10 seconds.”
No shit. I don’t know if these bastards have a concept of time.
─Tup!
I picked out the smallest of the orc souls and captured them. Compared to mammals, there are few creatures that are unkind to their offspring. My veterinary knowledge shone through.
“Next, let’s do this guy. If you don’t answer–“
─It’s an ogre!!
I stopped talking and an orc screamed like a scream. Are you an ogre?
—A terrible four-armed ogre attacked us!! He killed all his warriors by breathing fire and dropping lightning, and after killing the young ones, he disappeared as if satisfied!!
—Ogres eat Orcs!! He is here to eat us!!
─Chwichwik!! My family was also taken by him!!
Answers poured in like a dam breaking. It was like this from the beginning. I kept holding onto the young orc and questioned him.
“Is it a multi-armed ogre? Did you even use magic on it?”
—I don’t know what magic is! It spewed fire and thunder!
─The power was also strong! Chuck-Gor broke his neck like a baby!
If you don’t know, it’s fucking information, and even if you know, it’s fucking information. My face, wearing the mask, continued to distort.
Ogre was the head of a powerful man-eating monster.
A monster that doesn’t just kill like an orc, but takes the lead and eats humans!
Even goblins and kobolds were cannibals, but ogres preferred human flesh the most.
‘Patience. An ogre shaman with four arms? The name sounds like an idiot.’
Even being convinced that he was a shaman was a guess.
I am also a rune mage, but my punches and spears were average. If the retard ogre had only super strong strength, he might carry 4 clubs, practice 4 magic tricks, and even deal with ambition.
“How strong were you? What was the ability of the ogre you saw?”
I asked the orcs whatever questions came to mind.
Orcs whose souls were tied to corpses couldn’t even escape and answered all my questions.
By the way, it’s not an orcish language because it’s a spirit state. Without the ability to translate, I don’t think I would have been able to do this easily.
—The ogre holds two clubs…
—The leather was thick, so my weapon didn’t stick.
──When he shouted strangely, sparks and lightning rained down.
——In front of us, he ate the arm of his fellow tribesman and attacked with the remaining three arms.
The more I listen to it, the more impressions I get. I clicked my tongue.
‘It’s rune magic.’
Runic magic.
Like Hobgoblin, it was rune magic used by some monsters. Isn’t the short incantation a runic chant?
The intrusive information was that he spewed sparks and lightning even with his bare hands. If it was true that such an effect could be activated without a mediator, he might be a fairly strong person who realized the ‘true meaning’ of the rune.
Ogres are stupid assholes, but if they can even use magic, how can they be natural people who just live on their dicks!
‘A natural person who graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology!’
It’s literally like a brilliant engineer buying an abandoned transmission tower and using it as a base!
‘It means that you are a bastard with a broken head. I don’t think we should associate with each other.’
After graduating from that good university, why are you playing a wild person?
In the world or on horseback. You’re as weird as a bastard who goes on an adventure with a degree. As a normal person, I couldn’t even fucking imagine the thoughts of such an idiot.
However, it was said that the culprit would return to the scene. I was suddenly beginning to feel insane to remain in this orc settlement.
It was unknown when the highly educated wild ogre pup with a blue screen in his brain would return here.
‘It’s a dodgy angle.’
Fortunately, there is no more information to mine. I grabbed the trembling baby orc and made it into a Buddhahood as if bursting it.
─Hey.
Maybe it’s because he’s a baby, so his spiritual power is weak? The orc that came up to my waist disappeared without leaving a will.
─Chwieeeee!! I’m sorry!!
─As expected, that was a lie!! You cowardly human!!
As soon as the young orc was laid to rest, the orcs ran amok and threw curse words and punches at me.
Dude, calm down It’s all good for the body. Uh? Don’t you believe me bro?
“You guys have no business now. Rest in peace.”
I kept the concept to the end and ran among the runaway orcs.
─Chwiyiyiyi… !!
“Prefrontal cortex dent punch!! This fist is my cross!!”
—You devil!! Why are you laughing!! Are you having fun doing this?! Chwichi!!
“Because I am a professional, I do not bring personal feelings into my work.”
Just like a deceased person walking around with a half-damage on in a dungeon, the soul of an orc reached Buddhahood as soon as it touched my body.
The moment they searched, they all left this world with a relaxed expression, but the other orcs didn’t seem to notice it, perhaps because they were so upset.
—You mean humans, Chwiik… I will curse…
The last thing left was an orc with an old face like a chieftain.
He braided his hair just like a primal shaman, but it was fucking unbalanced when the cute red hair and hair was added to the orc’s ruthless wakkoo balance. It’s hard to watch to be honest.
─Chwiiik!! Be damned for that wickedness!! I will be waiting in hell for you to come!!
“A good person like me cannot go to hell.”
In the first place, these fuckers are working hard to achieve Buddhahood, so why are they blowing curses? Upset people
I slashed the head of the orc chief with a spear.
─Damn it!
Shuhua ah—!!
Is it because I have lived for a long time? The spirit of the orc chief ascended to the sky raising a pillar of light. It was a magnificent ascension that made us look back on the dignity of life.
“I am Nord, the underworld detective. It is a reaper.”
Crossing my name, I desperately recited.
“The day will come when you will understand my heart in heaven.”
Where does the soul of a monster go when it dies?
Like the identity of the dark matter that fills the universe, it would have been a philosophical problem that could not be understood even after much thought.
“Oh, of course that is that and this is this.”
Let’s cut the orcs’ noses first.
I couldn’t stop dancing because I thought I didn’t have to deal with those trollers.
***
I rooted 15 noses and returned to town.
There was nothing to bring other than the nose, the quest item. All that was in the village were flimsy stone weapons. It’s trash that’s a little better than the stone tools of primitive ancient people.
Orcs are the Zatsugariu race, so they were foolish bastards who only used weapons they made for patriotic marketing.
‘It must be something that cannot be understood by the sensibilities of the digital generation.’
I thought there would be knives taken from the corpses of adventurers, but it was regrettable that there was nothing to do with money.
That’s why the funeral was held for free.
Still, I wasn’t a rude funeral insurance company employee, and it was conscientious to beat the abacus at the house where the funeral was just held, wondering if there would be any money. Can you star have to give up
Oh right. I found traces of burns in the village, and it was estimated that the ogre’s flame magic had a firepower comparable to that of my flame sword.
How do you know? I also tried my technique next to it.
Anyway, so I returned to the inn before it was late and explained to Tyrsi what happened today.
“A four-armed ogre killed orcs and left?”
